Promo: here i am...

[Guest redbaron51]

The camera quickly shows Xero walking towards his beautiful Porshe 911 Carrera. As he steps inside his car, he shuts the door and sees a fat man carrying a camera. Xero reads the shirt carefuly saying "I am Gus". Hell the shirt doesn't even fit him, and I can see his belly button full of hair. *Shudders*. Beside him is Ben Hardy with the microphone.

 

Ben: Xero, Xero, may I have a word with you?

 

I look at him for a moment. I grab a hold of the handle, and forcefuly open the door, smacking Ben right in the knee cap.

 

Ben: SON OF A BITCH!

 

Xero: Eh...sorry about that, it was an accident.

 

Ben looks at Xero blanky, rubbing his kneecap.

 

Ben: Fucker...We rolling?

 

Gus: Uh...this red button?

 

The drool from Gus mouth is all over his shirt. Gus presses the red button indicating that the camera is recording.

 

Ben: I smoked three joint...oh. Hey folks, I'm with Xero, who has finally made it to the WF in his long career. Xero how does it feel?

 

Xero: It feels like home Ben, but you know what. I should have been up here a long time ago, instead rotting in the hell hole JL.

 

Ben: I see. Being a long time JLer, and not even winning a single JL belt except the tag belts, and now you are in the WF, what is your main goal?

 

Xero: Main goal? To win the SWF World Belt.

 

Ben: Be realistic will ya, only good wrestlers deserve that belt.

 

Xero: Then that means I should be up there, having a shot at that belt, after all, I did clock Edwin a few weeks ago.

 

Ben: But he can kick your ass.

 

Xero: You think? Anywho, main goal is to win the Light Heavy Weight title. That is my main target. That belt has eluded me for a long time now, and now it is my time to make that belt what it really means.

 

Ben: After your first match against Munich, nearly shattering the leg of Munich, you really set a force here in the WF. Now you face the lovely Annie Eceltric. Your strategy.

 

Xero: To kick her ass, what do you expect.

 

Ben: Some say you are cocky, and are relentless, as we know that from before. What do you have to say.

 

Xero: Hmmmm. I think that I am not an easy person to mess around, like what I did to Munich. He was just the first to feel my pain. Soon many will come.

 

I hop into my car, and take off from the parking lot.

 

Ben: Well there goes Xero. For the SWF I'm Ben Hardy.

 

Gus presses the red button.

 

Ben: Did you get that?

 

Gus: This button?

 

Ben: YOU IDIOT, THATS THE POWER BUTTON! Why do I still have you as a camera man.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Nicely done, even if I'm starting to feel sorry for poor Gus.

 

Looking forward to defending against you, if that's the case...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Oooo...purty LHW division.  I don't think Xero's quite ready for ELM yet, but give him some time to hone the WF version of the character and pycho-heel vs. big cool champion face in some cool stipulated cruiserweight match is always fun.  

 

Promos = Good

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Xero 0wnz deez nutz.

 

And a nice promo.  The LHW division could always use a glory-hoggin' heel.  I expect good things, young padawan.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yup...

 

...that was a promo alright.

 

And with that, I'm promo-ed out for the day.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest redbaron51]

Mother nature couldn't finish a saying.

 

Xero says Mother nature is too fuckin stoned...