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HD: Brock Ausstin promo

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[i]Punishment[/i] by Biohazard hits and Brock Ausstin makes his way to the ring with Rick Heyross.

COLE
Here comes Brock Ausstin, I wasn't expecting him at this point in the show!

COACH
Not only that, he's got a microphone, Cole!  Brock Ausstin with something to say, not often you get to hear from the big guy!

Brock picks the mic up to his face as the crowd boos.

BROCK
I got something real important to say right now, and it considers the status of Stevens/Heyross Incorporated, so all you people need to sit down and shut up!

*crowd boos*

BROCK
As you know, this past Sunday at Climax, Chris Stevens went into a Christmas Deathmatch with Alfdogg and lost the OAOAST Heartland title back to him.

*crowd cheers*

BROCK
And it was DESPITE the fact that Alfdogg had a match earlier in the night, and DESPITE me and Charlie and Quentin wearing him down.  Well, you know something, Chris?  I had Alf right where I wanted him around the time of World Without End.  He was wearing down, fighting me, and you, and Jay, and he was ripe for the picking, and I was going to be tending to the garden.  Then you came along, and you wanted us to join up with you and Riff-Raff and Mongo, (some fans can be heard laughing) and you said WE were going to get the title off of Alfdogg.  And as usual, you were the only one who benefitted from this genius plan.  But *I* was the one who made it happen, Chris.  Who was it that lowered the boom at WWE, after all of you guys couldn't keep him down?  It was ME.  Who got the pin on Alf at November Reign?  It was ME.  The three of us have been carrying this outfit since it began, and now, which trio has gold around their waists?

*Brock points to his waist*

BROCK
That's exactly right.

*Brock hands the mic off to Rick Heyross.*

COLE
Chris Stevens, of course, at home recovering from that match, as is the new champion, Alfdogg.

HEYROSS
And do you know WHY they have the gold, boys?  Because they beat the three men who wiped the MATS with the three of you just weeks prior!  YOU made the deal, YOU didn't hold up to YOUR end.  Well, guess what?  The deal is OFF!  We've got gold, and the three of you are getting a different color, that being PINK!  Namely, your PINK SLIPS, effective immediately!  Chris, you, and your two lackeys, you're all FIRED!!!

COACH
WOW.

COLE
Well, it's official now, Stevens/Heyross Incorporated is no more!

*Brock takes the mic back.*

BROCK
And rest assured, Alf, that title is coming back to the fold, and this time, it'll get done the RIGHT way, like it should have been done the FIRST time.

*Brock tosses the mic to the side as [i]Punishment[/i] by Biohazard hits and Brock and Heyross leave the ring.*

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