King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 CALVIN Hi, I'm Calvin Szechstein. *cheesy grin* As you know, next month the OAOAST presents it's January tradition, AnglePalooza. This year, 30 Men will Rumble in one ring to determine who goes on to AngleMania V to challenge for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. It's one of the most eagerly anticipated shows of the year and no doubt, it'll be an entertaining, exciting and above all money making night. Calvin shuffles some papers to add some DRAMATIC PAUSE~! CALVIN I've been warned to expect a 'drop-off' this week and next, as it's Christmas. Well screw that, says I. Forget a ratings slump, because next week I'm going to SPIKE the ratings by bringing to you a big preview of AnglePalooza and more specifical, the Lethal Rumble Match. Leon Rodez and Zack Malibu are both entered in the field of 30 to compete at AnglePalooza, but they will also defend their OAOAST Tag Team Championships on that night. All we need are new challengers. So, next week, I will present a special 12 Man, 6 Team Lethal Rumble...with the winner earning he and his team-mate the shot at AnglePalooza! A pop sounds out for the announcement, which apparantly Calvin can hear, as he smiles on cue. CALVIN And in that match will be... two thirds of the OAOAST 6 Man Tag Team Champions, Quentin Benjamin and Charlie Hoss, TEAM HEYROSS!! The former #1 Contenders, THE NEW, NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!! Two men with a storied history with one of the champions, CHRISTIAN WRIGHT AND BOHEMOTH!! A team that has yet to recieve a rightful rematch for the belts, THE new and improved SK8TER BOIZ!! The rookie team who came out on top at November Reign, THE SOONER BRUISERS!! And, the former two time Tag Team Champions who know one certain Champion [i]very[/i] well...I'm talking about BLACK T!!!! The crowd pop again. Like cherries. Oh yeah! CALVIN And now, without further ado, on with the show. I'm Calvin Szechstein...and you're welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites