King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 COLE We understand that something's going on in the locker room...JOSH! (Cut to Josh Matthews, standing beside a locker room door with a piece of paper taped on it) JOSH Thanks, guys! I'm standing here in the locker room where, just moments ago, a contract was posted on this door by a top-ranking OAOAST official. This piece of paper (points at it), if signed, will automatically have the signee slated to face Brodie Lewis at Anglepalooza, as the OAOAST feels as if these fits of terror that Brodie has been raging upon officials, referees, and security guards throughout the past couple of weeks are completely unacceptable and want them to come to an end by forcing Brodie to focus her efforts on wrestling and more importantly, earning a title shot at the OAOAST World Women's Title that she claims has been kept from her... (Julie "The Shark" Sharcor, wearing a Team SHARK hoodie (designed like Team Tapout gear) and workout pants, walks into the shot) Josh backs up as far away as he can, in fright from the monster. Sharcor pulls a pen out from her pocket and signs the contract. She then looks over at Josh, who gets scared and trips backwards over his own feet, and walks off. Josh gets up, brushes himself off, and looks closely at the contract...then looks back into the camera in utter disbelief. JOSH Oh my Lord....Brodie Lewis...Julie Sharcor...someone's gonna DIE at ANGLEPALOOZA! (Cut back to a shot of Michael Cole & The Coach, both of whom have their mouths wide open in shock.) COLE Uh...uh...uh... COACH The two most violent women, if not PEOPLE, in that locker room, and they're gonna fight EACH OTHER at Anglepalooza? Josh was wrong. Someone won't die....EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
