Things you will never read from other smartmarks

[Guest Youth N Asia]

"Maybe Vince does know what he's doing..."

 

"Stephanie, get back on tv, why must you punish us so with the void you've left..."

 

"You can have your Angle vs Benoit...but I'll take my Kane/Big Show every time..."

[Guest]

"Bradshaw should definetely get a huge push for all that crowd heat he generates outside of Texas"

[Guest]

"Thank GOD they teamed Jericho up with Stephanie right before WrestleMania... it's the only thing that made that match watchable..."

 

"I wish WWE would bring in Ed Ferrara to do commentary as Oklahoma on SmackDown, leading up to a big JR-Ferrara cowboy hat-tuxedo-midget with barbed wire and viagara on a pold match at WrestleMania X9, which is definately a better way of writing it than XIX."

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Fuck good wrestling, we want Ratings!