Things you will never read from other smartmarks

[Guest]

"The Big Show should put on more wieght to increase his performance."

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

"DAMN!! Linda sure did a great promo last night!"

[Guest]

"Ahhh, here comes Stephanie and her angelic voice."

[Guest What?!]

"They should've cut the RVD and Eddy ladder match to 5 minutes and given the other 15 minutes to Big Show and Bradshaw to build a story in the ring."

[Guest Youth N Asia]

"You know what guys...maybe we DON'T know everything..."

 

"I have to take a piss...but I can't miss this Test match!"

[Guest]

""Scott Keith is an idiot""

 

 

but...Scott Keith IS an idiot.

i know he's an idiot but some people look up to him like he a fucking god.

You wanna dis Scott Keith and not hear from his biggest fan?

 

Scott Keith is one of my favorite Wrestling writers today. He is funny, sarcastic, and tells the truth. His book was great and I can't wait to buy the next one. He is truly one of the most courageous writers today, better than Scotsman.

[Guest goodhelmet]

"better than Scotsman."

 

Dude, that's close to nothing. But I digress. I enjoy SK's rants too so whatever.

 

As for things smart marks won't say...

 

"Man, wouldn't it be great if Hogan and Taker have a hell in a cell before they retire"

 

"I miss Stephanie"

[Guest]

"I miss Stephanie"

I do miss Steph. Not the voice.  But she has got one hot ass body.. especially that ass and hips.  Plus she has dark hair and thats a plus.

[Guest goodhelmet]

wtf? if you want your steph fix, go look at the picture of her nipple popping out

 

"I hope HHH doesn't get injured again"

[Guest Some Guy]

"Eddy sucks, he should be jobbed out of the campany to Bradshaw and Test"

 

"Hey when does the Mark Henry match start on Smackdown! Power wrestlers own!"

[Guest dreamer420]

Scott Keith is one of my favorite Wrestling writers today. He is funny, sarcastic, and tells the truth. His book was great and I can't wait to buy the next one. He is truly one of the most courageous writers today, better than Scotsman.

does it hurt to have your head so far up his ass.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

"I love anti-smarks"

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

How about "Billy Gunn, workrate god."

[Guest crandamaniac]

The reason that match wasn't 5 stars was because Benoit had to be carried by Hogan.  If someone like Nash or Taker had been it, it would of been a phenomenal match!

[Guest papacita]

But Ahmed Johnson IS the man!!! Ahmed is the FUCKING man! Hell...Ahmed Johnson is the...the...MAIL MAN...no wait...I'll stick the FUCKING man.  FUCKING man is good.

 

As for things you'd never here on the Smartmarks...I could come up with something like "Chyna is the greastest I-C Champion of all time"...but since we all know that's true, I'm gonna go with something stupid like..."Taker sells kittens". Get it? Taker sells kittens??

 

 

See...because you say he doesn't sell...but it's kittens...so Taker sells...aw screw you guys!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Man, these last two main events were disappointing. I mean, actual wrestling? C'mon, we need more backstage skits and less use of the ring. And put the Undisputed belt on that Canadian guy in the Oilers jersey that ran in during the awful, awful RVD/Guerrero ladder match. I'm telling you, that guy will draw HUGE at King of the Ring against 'Taker in the ME!

[Guest godthedog]

"you can't believe all the backstage rumors you read on the net, you know."

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Glass ceiling? What are you talking about? Booker T isn't main eventing simply because it isn't his time yet...that's the ONLY reason

[Guest TheHulkster]

"I respect Hulk Hogan's contributions to the professional wrestling industry"

[Guest converge241]

" i am totally wrong, and you are completely right"

 

"man, i really love wrestling and everything thats happenening"

 

" i really dont have any ideas on how to fix the wwe to share"

 

" i really like th logical growth of Booker T's character. It really make a lot of sense for him to go from a serious charcter and wrestler to a GI Bro and now into an idiot"

 

"When am i going to be able to see Mae Young's hey-nanu-nanu. ive been waiting patiently with tissues handy since the Mark Henry angle"

 

" Boy, I wish i could have been the baby oil threatend rape victim"

[Guest]

"I don't want to fuck Molly Holly so hard that her mom's ass bleeds."

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Isn't this thread sorta self-defeating, in that we ARE reading these things from other smartmarks?

 

"Come on guys, you KNOW that if given the proper push naken mideon would have been world champ within a year.  The psychology was there, dammit!"

 

"I sure did love that inVasion angle"

[Guest Risk]

"Sorry."-Rob Stone

[Guest]

you have to love those jabs about a person, in a forum they normally don;t go too.  Keep it up man, it's great to see that I am thoguht about so much.

 

--Rob

[Guest]

"Taker Mark Sucks"

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

"Taker Mark Sucks"

With sigs like that, who could?

[Guest JHawk]

"I think Jazz is the sexiest woman in WWE."

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

"Man! Scott Keith is really optimistic in his last rant!"

[Guest JHawk]

"I just read JHawk's Raw recap on www.thesmartmarks.com, and he thinks Flair as Austin's personal assistant will be funny."

[Guest]

"Taker Mark Sucks"

With sigs like that, who could?

lol, thanks dude, appreciated