Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2006 (edited) Feel pretty good about this match. So good I might go as far as to say it is the best match I've written. Writing "TEH GUNZ~!" felt so cool. KC, feel free to edit anything you'd like. The camera pans around the jammed packed Palace before SWOOPING~! down to the world famous Sofa Central, where the voice of the OAOAST is with a very familar face. If the face doesn't give it away, the loud chant of "JESSE" does. COLE Ladies and gentleman, it is indeed my pleasure to introduce a true broadcasting legend, who will be joining me on commentary from the friendly confines of Sofa Central for our next Anderson Cup opening round match, a man who tells it like it is...Jesse "The Body" Ventura! The eruption from the crowd is soon followed by another round of "JESSE" chants which Ventura acknowledges by pumping his fist in the air. VENTURA Not only do I tell it like it is, Michael Cole, but I just happen to know a little something about tag team wrestling. It ain't no secret The Body's got a soft spot for tag team wrestling that dates back to my days as a member of the East-West Connection along with the late, great Adrian Adonis. And I'm proud to be associated with a company that still vaules the art of tag team wrestling like the OAOAST does. You gotta have special something inside of you to be apart of a team. Dare I say tag team wrestling is even more dangerous than singles competition? I mean, unless your opponent's got a manager ringside, you don't have to worry about somebody stepping in from the apron and cold clocking you from behind. The strategies change and the atomsphere is different in tag team wrestling. I for one love it! COLE You and all the wrestling fans watching live on TSM will love our next match, Jesse. It will be a first round Anderson Cup match from the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference featuring Christian Wright and Bohemoth vs. The Lone Star Gunslingers. VENTURA On paper you gotta give the edge to Wright and Bo. They're more experience and most importantly, they're members of The Upstarts. But matches aren't won on paper, as we've seen with The GPX and Los Diablos de Fuego, your favorite team, Cole. COLE (chuckles) This will mark the first time the Lone Star Gunslingers, the team of "The Texas Twister" Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels, have competed in the OAOAST or against Christian Wright and Bohemoth for that matter, despite the ties both teams have to HI-YAH. Do you see that having a factor in tonight's match? VENTURA Definitely. But as you said, neither team has faced the other prior to tonight. So the familiarity factor works against both teams. Look for Wright and Bo to use their experience against the young Texicans, Mulligan and Windels. COLE Before we go up to the ring, let's take a look at what has gone down in the Anderson Cup so far. [color=#FF0000][b]LOS INFERNALES CONFERENCE[/b][/color] #1 GPX vs. #8 Los Diablos de Fuego -- [color=#FF99FF][b]LOS DIABLOS[/b][/color] #4 The Heavenly Rockers vs. #5 Tha Puerto Rican & Stephen Joseph -- [color=#009900][b]HEAVENLY ROCKERS[/b][/color] #2 Thunderkid & Reject vs. #7 The South Central Militia -- TK/REJECT #3 The Sk8ter Boiz vs. #6 NRG [b][color=#FFCC33]SEMI-[/color]FINALS[/b] February 2nd and 9th [b][color=#FFCC33]CONFERENCE[/color] CHAMPIONSHIPS[/b] February 16th [b]ANDERSON CUP FINALS [color=#993399]ZERO HOUR[/color][/b] February 26th [color=#33CC00][b]MIRACLE WEIRDNESS CONNECTION CONFERENCE[/b][/color] #1 Black T vs. #8 James Blonde & Faqu -- [b]BLACK T[/b] #4 Christian Wright & Bohemoth vs. #5 The Lonestar Gunslingers #2 The Sooner Bruisers vs. #7 Glory by Anarchy -- [color=#FF0000][b]SOONERS[/b][/color] #3 The Love Doctors vs. #6 Team Heyross VENTURA Outside of Los Diablos, the #8 seed, upsetting last year's Anderson Cup champions The GPX, everything has turned out the way many predicted. That could change if the Lone Star Gunslingers win tonight. Now that I think about, Michael Cole. You know what you and the teams of the Gunslingers and CW and Bo have in common? COLE No. What's that? VENTURA It's a big night for all of you. COLE It is? I know why for both teams, but ME? VENTURA Yeah. You getta commentate with Jesse "The Body" Ventura. There ain't no bigger honor in broadcast journalism than working with The Body, you know. COLE :lol: With that, let's go up to the ring and ring announcer Michael Buffer! * DING DING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a first round ANDERSON CUP match, set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! The winner advances to meet Black T in the semi-finals of the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference. Velvet Revolver's "Slither" hits as the lights in the arena go out in favor of a single white spotlight that raidiates down on Christian Wright at the top of the ramp. Behind him the monster Bohemoth. As the song changes tempo, Christian pulls the hood of his long black robe down as Bo flexes TEH GUNZ~! [b][color=#FF0000]BOOM[/color]! [color=#3366FF]BOOM[/color]! [color=#009900]BOOM[/color]! [color=#FF6600]BOOM[/color]![/b] VENTURA Whoa! COLE An explosive entrance from the #4 seed in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference. They look confident, Jess. Hands on hips, Christian Wright marches to the ring with purpose while his partner, the monster Bohemoth, in all his coolness, casually follows behind, psyching himself up and jiggling his pecs because he damn well can, that's why! BUFFER Making their way to the ring, representing The Upstarts...at a total combine weight of 517 pounds, here are the team of CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and BOHEMOTH! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Not a positive reception for the team of Christian Wright and Bohemoth, who comes in tonight as the favorites. But as my broadcast colleague correctly stated, matches aren't won on paper--or by the odds makers in Vegas. VENTURA Absolutely not. You know, CW and Bo need to be careful they don't come in over confident. If they're already thinking about what awaits in the next round -- Black T, the team I predict will win it all -- then they're gonna find themselves on the short end of the stick. "WAAHAAA, WAH, WAH, WAH..." The "Good, the Bad and the Ugly" theme signals the arrive of The Lone Star Gunslingers. Team unity lives through Jock and Baron as they sport white jackets with the state of Texas embriodered on the back, along matching white trunks and boots with burnt orange kneepads, a yellow rose located on on the right buttock. It's clear the Gunslingers are designed to draw in the female demographic, but their swagger to the ring, especially on the part of the more rugged Baron Windels, shows they're more than just pretty faces. BUFFER And their opponents in the opening round of the 2006 Anderson Cup...weighing in tonight at a total combine weight of 507 pounds, hailing from the Lone Star State, Baron Windels and "The Texas Twister" Jock Mulligan...the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS! COLE A nice ovation for the stallions from the Lone Star State, Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels. VENTURA Baron Windels? That's gotta be a rib. It's like they took the first names of Barry Windham and Dustin Rhodes and put them together. On top of that, Baron's parents obviously were big fans of famed television producer Virgil Runnels' work, because it seems like they sliced his and Windham's last names together. Don't even get me started on Jock Mulligan. The only Jock I liked lived at Southfork. COLE It could've been worse, partner. Jock's first name could've been Blackjack. [b]LIVE! OAOAST [color=#FFCC33]HELD[/color]DOWN~! [color=#3333FF]AUBURN HILLS[/color], [color=#CC0000]MI[/color][/b] COLE We're live across the country and in Canada on TSM. Michael Cole alongside Jesse "The Body" Ventura at Sofa Central. We thank you for making HeldDOWN~! apart of your Thursday night. Bohemoth and "The Texas Twister" Jock Mulligan set to start things off for their respective teams. * DING DING * The bell sounds and the match begins with a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Bo muscling Jock into the corner, and missing a roundhouse right as he tries landing a cheapshot on the Texas Twister. Living up to his nickname, Jock avoids the blow and rocks the big man with a fury of spinning right hands, followed by an armdrag that sends Bo across the ring. Bohemoth counters Mulligan's attempted dropkick by swatting him in midair like a fly. But just like every good cowboy, Jock gets right back up on the saddle, charging towards Bo, who lowers the shoulder and the boom with a shoulder block. VENTURA Ha-Ha. There's the star QB getting tackled by the all-pro linebacker right there. A smirk on his face and a bounce to his step, Bo returns to his corner as Jock confers with Baron in theirs, no doubt discussing how to attack Bohemoth. Jock keeps a close eye on Bo, who's getting his shoulders massaged from Christian Wright, as Baron whispers into his ear and pats him on the chest. Bo and Jock come out of their respective corners, loosening their arms before locking back up in the center of the ring. Jock quickly grabs a side headlock, which Bo just as quickly gets out of by shoving Jock to the ropes, catching him on the rebound with another punishing shoulder block. Bo slaps his thighs and then flaunts... VENTURA Check this out, Cole. ...TEH GUNZ~!, drawing a wry smile from the Texan. VENTURA If it weren't for Tony Brannigan, Bo would be the winner of the Jesse "The Body" Award every year. Check out the ammo on those guns, Cole. COLE I believe it's GUNZZZZZZZZ~!, Jesse. And it's going to take more than an impressive physique to advance to the next round. VENTURA I can't believe Jock wants to lock up with Bo again. Bo's already killed him two times and he still wants more. COLE It's all about the spirit of competition. And it's all about earning a shot at the World Tag Team Titles at Anglemania V, the largest spectale in all of parody e-fed entertainment. For the thrid time in the match, Jock and Bo lock up, with Bo once again overpowering the Texas Twister. Having trapped Mulligan against the ropes Bo slowly eases up, putting his hands in the air to show referee Billy Silverman he won't try anything funny. He's right. He doesn't try anything funny but downright brutal, sneaking in a forearm shot! Bo fires Jock to the far corner and follows in, hitting nothing but turnbuckle as Jock avoids a corner clothesline. The Texas Twister measures Bo up as the big man stumbles out of the corner in a confused state, again successfully ultilizing an armdrag takeover before knocking Bo off his feet with a dropkick. COLE It could be over early! Jock going for the cover! VENTURA Excellent strategy. You're gonna have to go through 4 teams to win it all, and the faster you're able to win your match, the less punishment you take. ONE... T-- KICKOUT! Not even a two count, as Bo PRESSES Jock over the body of Billy Silverman. Jock pops up to his feet and hits the ropes, but Bo is ready. Or so we think. Bo tips his hand, setting early for a bodydrop, which Jock counters with a sunset flip. Bo struggles to keep his footing, trying to pull himself and Jock to the ropes using brute strength. He doesn't get the chance to make it to the ropes as the other Gunslinger, Baron Windels, steps in and levels Bo with a RUNNING LARIAT! COLE What quick thinking by Windels. He comes in and does what he has to do, then exits immediately after so he won't keep the referee occupied with him. ONE... TWO... NO! Christian Wright steps in and kicks Jock in the face with the flat of the boot. CUE: PIER-SIX BRAWL. Baron Windels returns to the ring and uses his reach advantage to deck The Natural with a hard right hand, then follows it up with a BONIC ELBOW! VENTURA Awww, look at this. I came here to call a wrestling match, Cole. The Gunslingers know they can't wrestle with Christian Wright and Bohemoth, so they're turning the match into a barroom brawl. The Lone Star Gunslingers send the team of Christian Wright and Bohemoth reeling. They corner Wright and Bo in opposite sides of the ring, drilling them with Texas right hands before firing them towards each other. Christian and Bo collide violently in the center of the ring, causing Wright to 360 in the air. Bohemoth, meanwhile, remains mid-ring, jelly-legged as he tries to shake off the cobwebs. Jock and Baron make eye contact, nodding to one another as they lunge at Bo and hammer him with stereo right hands before whipping him to the ropes. COLE Oh, my! That's no unidenified flying object, ladies and gentlemen. That's a 6'7", 284 Bohemoth orbiting the sky! After a back bodydrop, the Lone Star Gunslingers clothesline Bo over the top rope to the floor, then nail Christian Wright with a DOUBLE DROPKICK! COLE The Lone Star Gunslingers looking very impressive in the early going. VENTURA You hit the nail right on the head, Michael Cole. The Gunslingers have looked impressive [i]early[/i]. As the old saying goes, "It ain't over till it's over." Bo wants no part of Christian's help outside as he shoves him out of the way and dives back into the ring. He goes straight for Jock, no selling a kick to the midsection as he grabs Jock by the back of the head and drives a knee into the gut. Enraged, Bo biels Jock to the corner and punishes the Gunslinger with a combination of roundhouse rights and knees to the midsection. He whips Mulligan to the far corner and connects with a corner clothesline. Bo destroys Jock wobbling out of the corner with a STIFF~! LARIAT that he follows up with a succession of elbows across the sternum, then the cover. ONE... TWO-- KICKOUT! Bo picks Jock up by the hair and shoots him to the ropes, MILITARY PRESSING-- Jock counters with a midair dropkick and makes the tag to his partner Baron Windels! Baron scales the turnbuckles and connects with a TOP ROPE LARIAT! Both men pop back up to their feet, with Windels nailing Bo with another lariat. VENTURA He ain't goin' down easy, Cole. Baron hits the ropes again...and gets kneed in the back by Christian Wright on the apron! Baron lunges forward, grabbing his lower back and eats a STIFF~! LARIAT from Bohemoth! Bo poses over Windels, grunting angerily. He tags Wright in for the first time. The Moral Highground looks down on Baron the way he does everyone else, an arrogant smirk on his face. Like his partner moments ago, Wright stands over Baron, SLAPPING him insultingly across the face as he lectures the Texan on morality before stomping Windels in the sternum. Wright picks Baron off the mat and rams him into the top turnbuckle. He backs Windels in the corner and drives the shoulder into the midsection, asking Baron if he thinks he's "so hot now," a reference to the Lone Star Gunslingers being quite popular with the ladies, as he slaps him. COLE Is there any need for this? VENTURA What? It's trash-talking, Cole. It goes on in every sport. COLE Slapping your opponent goes on in every sport? Come on. Wright wraps his arms around the big Texan and brings him out of the corner with a beautifully executed belly-to-belly suplex. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Not wanting to give his opponent anytime to catch his breath, Wright applies a reverse chinlock right after the two count. A rest hold this ain't, as Baron quickly rises to his feet and fires a series of elbows to CW's kidneys, breaking the hold. Baron hits the ropes, charging right back towards Wright who drops down, letting Windels go over the top, who makes a blind tag. Christian gets up, unbeknownst a tag was made, so when he sees Baron coming back at him full speed ahead he leapfrogs over the Texan. He may have gotten some cooperation from Baron himself, as Windels went down low to keep his 6'7" frame from hitting Wright in the groin. But it's all part of the Lone Star Gunslingers plan. Baron avoids a clothesline on the rebound and along with Jock nail Wright with STEREO DROPKICKS! COLE Tag team wrestling at its very best. Great double-team maneuver from the Lone Star Gunslingers. Jock with the cover! ONE... TWO... TH--SHOULDER UP! The Gunslingers with a quick tag. They shoot Wright off to the ropes and deck him with a double reverse back elbow. Baron scoopes Christian up and sits him on the top turnbuckle, then perches himself on the middle turnbuckle for a superplex. But Bohemoth steps in, clobbering Baron with a shot to the back and then scooping him up from behind for a back suplex thats impact echos throughout the Palace of Auburn Hills. As the referee escorts Bo back to his corner, Christian scales to the top, poised to hit the HOLY GRAIL....until Jock rushes over from the apron and SHOVES Wright off! He sprints back to his corner, slapping the top turnbuckle to let his partner know where to come to, along with getting the fans involved. VENTURA That's cheap, Cole -- pushing a man off the top rope like that. That dumb Jock couldn't face Christian Wright like a man, so he blindsided him. COLE What about Bohemoth? VENTURA What about Bo? COLE He hit Baron from behind. VENTURA That's different. He dropped Windels in the ring; he didn't throw him from the turnbuckle to the floor outside. What Jock did could've caused Wright to break his neck or cripple himself. Baron gets to his feet, a bit groggy but enough left in the tank to make the t-- No, Christian grabs his leg, but Baron yanks it away and somersaults to his corner and tags Jock. The Texas Twister drills Wright with a discus punch, as well as Bo on the apron. As Jock nears Christian, Wright grabs the top of his trunks and flings him outside. Jock dusts himself off and climbs up the turnbuckles. FLYING LARIAT! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Amped up by the crowd reaction Jock is unable to remain composed, letting his adreanline lead him. He hits the ropes and gets hit with a clubbering shot to the back of the head by Bohemoth. What occurs next is a 1-2 punch that may be too much to overcome, as Christian Wright drills Jock with a... VENTURA WHAM! ...SUPERKICK square to the jaw! ONE... Baron sticks a foot into the ring. TWO... Baron's body is now halfway through the ropes. Can he break up the pin in time? THREE! NOOOOOOOOOOO! "YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE I can't believe Jock kicked out! VENTURA Neither can I. Wright connected flush with the superkick, but somehow the Texican managed to kickout. What incredible action, Michael Cole. Wright brings Jock up to his feet and sends him face-first into the knee of Bohemoth, then tags out. Bo scoopes Jock up and plants him into the canvas with a RUNNING POWERSLAM. VENTURA Big running power bodyslam by Bo. That knocked the air out of Jock for sure. There's the cover. ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Bo sits Jock up and applies...the NERVE PINCH! Jock kicks the canvas with his heels, pumping his fists to continue the blood flow. His fellow Texan shouting words of encouragement from the apron, rallying the fans behind the Texas Twister. Jock struggles to retain consciousness as his eyes becoming heavy, the nerve pinch beginning to cut the flow of oxygen to the body. The fans stomp their feet and clap their hands to help Jock stay up but it's not enough. Billy Silverman lifts Jock's right arm up and drops it. ONE... Silverman checks the arm again. And again it drops. TWO... VENTURA This is it, Cole. If the arm goes down a third time the match is over. COLE Will the third time be the charm? Arm goes up, arm goes down. NO! Jock musters a last second power surge, keeping the arm up. The roar of the crowd and his adreanline send Jock into overdrive. He rises up to his feet and drills Bo in the midsection with a pair of elbows and hits the ropes. Flying lariat...countered into a FRONT SPINEBUSTER! COLE Oh, my! That may have done it right there, Jesse. Every time Jock has shown signs of life, the team of Christian Wright and Bohemoth have managed to cut him off at the legs. VENTURA Bo caught Jock in midair and planted him into the mat with the spinebuster. Excellent counter. ONE... TWO... THR-- Baron comes in and makes the save, stomping Bo in the head to break up the pin. Billy Silverman escorts Baron back to his corner as Bo presses Jock overhead, Christian Wright slapping Bo on the chest to tag himself in. Bo drops Jock down onto the knee of Christian, who hoists Mulligan over his shoulder blades in a fireman's carry position and flips over with him. HONOR ROLL! ONE... TWO... THR-- Baron once again breaks up the pin, pulling Christian off Jock. Wright doesn't care much for Baron's actions, but he stays focus on the task at hand, going behind Jock and taking him up in the air for a high angle back suplex known to many fans as the SAITO SUPLEX! CW pops up and taunts the crowd, then cheapshots Baron off the apron and quickly goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! VENTURA Brilliant move on the part of Christian. He didn't get the pin, but Baron had broken up his team's last couple of pin attempts, so he took him out of the picture. That's why he's the Moral Highground. COLE Cheapshotting another person doesn't sound too moral to me. VENTURA According to 50% of the American people, you ain't got no morals, Cole. You and Los Diablos de Fuego are left on your own island. Wright and Bo make an exchange. Bo scoopes Jock up and drives him hard into the corner, ramming his shoulder into the midsection of Mulligan. He picks Jock up and rams him into he and Christian's corner, and tags the Natural back in. Wright places Jock in a front facelock as he leaps onto the second turnbuckle and takes the Texas Twister over with a TORNADO DDT! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! A hint of frustration begins to show on the face of Christian Wright, who brings Jock back to a vertical base so he can flip him over with a dragon screw legwhip. Wright then drags Jock by the leg towards the edge of the ring, where he places that very leg on the bottom rope and crashes all his weight down on it with a sit-down cannonball ala Ric Flair. Jock holds onto his leg in agony, gritting his teeth. Wright grabs the leg tugs on it before slapping on the FIGURE-FOUR LEG-- NO! Jock uses his free leg to shove Wright forward, sending the Natural running to the ropes and over on the rebound with a one-legged monkey flip. Both men rush to their feet, with Christian being the fastest as he's the fresher man. Wright nails Jock with a series of knees to the midsection, then looks to hit a Uranage Suplex, but Jock counters with hard elbows to the side of the head. Christian takes a wild swing at Jock's head, but Jock grabs the arm and counters with a FLOATOVER DD... BACKSLIDE!? ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Wright rolls through and sends Mulligan straight back with a running STO! COLE That HAD to do it. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO, KICKOUT! "YEEEEAAAAHHHHH" The frustration on the part of Christian grows with each passing second. Wright looks to the big gun, Bohemoth, his own personal clean-up hitter to come in and drive the match home. Bo happily accepts the tag and circles his fallen opponent like a vulture stalking its prey. Bo scoopes Jock up, waistlocking the Texas Twister and ramming him into the 3 corners not occupied by Baron Windels, before settling in the center of the ring where he tries earning a submission by squeezing the life out of his opponent with a BEARHUG! VENTURA Oh, and what a painful hold this is. When I die I want it to be quick and painless, everything the bearhug isn't. I've seen guys pass out many-a times from having the air squeezed out of them. *clap*clap**clap*clap**clap* Baron and the crowd get behind Jock, still very much aware of his surrounds. Jock tries penetrating Bo's death grip by slipping his hand between the arms of Bo, but they're too massive to get through. A headbutt stuns Jock more than it does his monster opponent. Facing defeat right in the face Jock has no choice but to make a last ditch effort to escape, cocking his right hand and placing Bo in the IRON CLAW! COLE THE IRON CLAW! THE IRON CLAW! THE IRON CLAW! A hold made legendary by the famous Von Erich family. Bo steps back, widening his stance as he tries muscling his way out of the Claw hold. Jock keeps tinkering with his grip of the hold, in part due to fatigue and the sweat running down Bo's face. Bo gets a shot of adreanline and swipes Jock's arm away, then destroys him with a YAKUZA KICK! After shaking away the cobwebs Bo glances over to Christian Wright in the corner. THUMBS UP? No. THUMBS DOWN~! A cocky smirk etched on the face of Bo, he scoopes Jock up in a fallaway slam position then swings him around. EROTIC AWAKENING OF B... ...COUNTERED INTO A DDT! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" VENTURA That's the first time [i]I've[/i] seen that move countered, Cole. COLE What an unbelieveable counter to the Erotic Awakening Of B. The crowd is on their feet, cheering Jock on. Can he make the tag? Both he and Bo are down. Who will be the first to make the tag? VENTURA Both of their partners are ready to come in. If you didn't know before how much these teams wanted to win the 2006 Anderson Cup, you do now. They both want that shot at the World Tag Team Titles at AngleMania V. Jock claws his way to his corner inch by dramatic inch, while Bo remains floored following the DDT. He starts to stir just as Jock nears his corner, Baron awaiting with his arm outstretched as far as it can without letting go of the tag rope. Jock reaches out and...MAKES THE TAG! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" And here comes Baron, a house afire. Coming off the top rope and leveling Bo with a flying lariat. He decks Christian Wright with a hard right. Windels knocks Bo back off his feet with a dropkick. Wright tries sneaking up behind Baron, only to get nailed in the gut with a back-kick followed by an inverted atomic drop and bionic elbow. What Christian failed at, Bo doesn't. He hammers Windels in the back of the neck with a forearm smash. Baron backed into the corner and worked over with knees into the midsection. Bo whips Windels to the far corner, following in and eating a BIG BOOT to the face. Baron pulls himself onto the middle turnbuckle as Wright charges towards him, connecting with a diving shoulder block that sends CW rolling out of the ring. Bo is placed in a front facelock, and as Baron leaves his feet for a leaping DDT, Bo SLAMS him straight down to the mat! Bo then lifts Baron up for what appears to be a vertical suplex, then drops him sideways with the Falcon Arrow he calls the "BO & ARROW"! VENTURA And that'll do it. All Bo has to do is cover the big Texican. But he isn't! COLE Oh, no! Bo deciding to go for it all right here. Powerbomb coming up. Really? Nope. As Bo sets to lift Baron up in the air, Jock leaps off the top rope with his right palm coming down over the head of Bo. IRON CLAW! VENTURA He's got Bo in the Claw hold again. But he ain't the legal man. The referee oughta do his job and get that big dumb Jock out of the ring. Don't he know the rules?! Christian Wright sneaks back into the ring, creeping up behind Jock and nailing...BO WITH THE SUPERKICK! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" VENTURA Whoa! He hit Bo. Christian Wright accidently nailed his own partner with the superkick! COLE Jock felt Wright sneaking up on him and moved out of the way. But that big Bohemoth didn't go down, Jesse. He's still on his feet! VENTURA Just barely. Christian can't believe what happened, his hands over his head. Jock turns Wright around and hammers him with the discus punch as Baron catches a groggy Bohemoth with a RUNNING BULLDOG! ONE... TWO... THREE! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" * DING DING DING DING * COLE They did it! VENTURA Major upset, Cole! Baron pops up and holds his arms up in victory. Jock leaps into his arms and the two share a celebratory huge in the center of the ring as "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" theme plays in the background. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners and advancing to the semifinals of the 2006 Anderson Cup...THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGERRRRRRSSSSSSSS! COLE What a thriller at the Palace, Jesse. VENTURA There haven't been that many here since the Pistons are crushing everybody. COLE (CONT'D) Jock and Baron have advanced by beating Christian Wright and Bohemoth. Let's take a look back at some of the action that took place in this match with our replay sponsered by NRG supplements and power drinks. * REPLAY * VENTURA (Voice-Over) As you can see, CW and Bo had the match won until that Jock Mulligan, the ILLEGAL man, came off the top with the Claw hold onto Bohemoth. Christian tries to help his partner, but that backfires as Jock hears the footsteps fastly approaching and lets Bo take the superkick met for him. He then takes care of Wright as Baron comes back to nail Bo with the bulldog for the 1-2-3. Not a good night for The Upstarts. The Lone Star Gunslingers advance to meet #1 seed in the MWC Conference Black T. * END REPLAY * We cut to Cole and Ventura at Sofa Central. Jesse wipes the beads of sweat on his forehead with Michael Cole's tie. COLE Gee, thanks. VENTURA No problem. COLE I should also thank you for coming out here... VENTURA ...And making you look good? COLE (chuckles) It's truly been an honor. VENTURA It should be. I ain't The Coach or Caboose. This is Jesse "The Body" Ventura. And as always, it's been YOUR pleasure. COLE Fans, we still have more to come. Stay with us. Edited January 20, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
