Aussie Steve Crocodile Hunter Ps3 Hands On

[Guest BillyTheStud]

 

 

I've been dropped via helicopter in the middle of the outback with nothing to survive on but PS3.

 

 

 

 

Now the first thing I need to do is procure food, luckily the controller is designed after an aincent aborigenal hunting weapon, so it's not only ergonomicly perfect for gaming, it comes in real handy in subduing that Juicey little shiela right behind me.

 

 

 

The naughty little bugger never new what hit her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now the cell processers produce an enormous amount of heat, so much so that if I lift the fan off of them they not only make a nice grilling surface but also drain the fat off the kangaroo and into Michael Moore's gut. She's a beauty all right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She's not only many times more powerful than an Xbox 1 but easier to survive with as well. You can kill an african elephant with an Xbox but lifting the Xbox in the tree to drop it on the bastard, will snap your spine faster than a croc during her time of the month. If you ask me all she's good for is anchoring large ships.

[AndrewTS 0]

A for effort.

B for the amusing, if simple pics.

D for the punchlines that have been hopelessly beaten into the ground.

[Guest InuYasha]

You can never have enough "The X-Box is an anvil." jokes. I did a project for my Access class on my video games, and part of it was the consoles. The X-Box weighs approximately 12 lbs., whereas the GC is about 2 lbs., and the PS2 is 9 lbs.

 

The PS3/Steve Irwin jokes were inspired. Thanks for the good laughs.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

But did Steve stick his thumb up the kangaroo's butthole and really piss it off?

[Guest InuYasha]

But did Steve stick his thumb up the kangaroo's butthole and really piss it off?

Somebody's seen South Park one too many times.

[Renegade 0]

I'd have to say if there was a George Foreman edition of the PS3 I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

But did Steve stick his thumb up the kangaroo's butthole and really piss it off?

Somebody's seen South Park one too many times.

 

You can never see South Park one too many times.

 

Except for that one show with Pip and "Great Expectations." (That was the book used, right?)

[Guest BillyTheStud]

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