alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2006 [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo comes through the curtains and down the aisle, high-fiving the fans enthusiastically. COLE And here's another participant in the Lethal Rumble, big Jumbo! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo climbs into the ring and raises his arms, receiving cheers from the crowd. BUFFER [i]His opponent, to my left, from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, weighing 244 pounds...KEVIN CARSON![/i] COLE Young Kevin Carson, a tremendous opportunity to be able to compete on the #1 wrestling show in the world! Carson extends his hand for Jumbo to shake, and Jumbo accepts...and is slapped in the face by Carson! COACH ...well, I think he's about to regret this "opportunity" right about now! Carson brags about his feat, but while he does, continues to hold Jumbo's hand. Jumbo smiles to the crowd, then squeezes the hand of Carson, bringing him to his knees! Jumbo then brings his hand down to the mat and stomps it! Carson gets up holding his hand and leans in a corner facing the crowd. He doesn't notice Jumbo revving up and charging in with a big AVALANCHE~! Jumbo then turns around and sets Carson up on the buckles, then follows him up? COLE Superplex by the big guy, perhaps? Jumbo goes to the second rope, and brings Carson to the mat with a SUPERPLEX~! Jumbo then pops up and backs into the ropes, coming back with the XL SPLASH~! 1... 2.... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...JUMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] COLE Well, Jumbo makes quick work of a very arrogant Kevin Carson, and if I were 29 other guys in that Lethal Rumble match, I'd keep an eye on the big man, he's got as good a chance as anyone to win it all! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin make their way to the ring. BUFFER [i]The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring, at a combined weight of 481 pounds...CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Team Heyross, undefeated since coming to the OAOAST, and two-thirds of the OAOAST Six-Man tag champs, ready for action on HeldDOWN~! COACH And this is a little warm-up for them as they prepare to meet The Love Doctors next week in the first round of the Anderson Cup! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 593 pounds...the team of JIM DANIELS and JACK BEAM!!!!![/i] The jobbers raise their liquor bottles to the crowd, which greets them warmly by jobber standards. COLE Nice ovation for this duo, a couple of big guys, Coach! Benjamin starts off, and immediately starts mocking the opponents by pretending to drink from his thumb. However, he turns into a HUGE right hand from Beam! COACH WOW, what a right by Beam, this guy looks like he's well over 300 pounds, Cole! Beam goes to pick Benjamin up, but Benjamin goes to the gut, then gives a thrust to the throat. The referee admonishes him, as Beam reverses an Irish whip. Benjamin leapfrogs Beam, but turns around right into a MASSIVE LARIAT~!, which knocks Benjamin into a backflip and he lands on his side on the mat! COLE What a clothesline, this could be a massive upset already! 1.. 2....... NO! Benjamin gets a shoulder up! COACH Wow, that was close, and how demoralizing would that have been going into the Anderson Cup to lose your undefeated streak to two prelim wresters? COLE They're still on the offense, too, Coach! Beam picks up Benjamin bodyslams him to the canvas, then tags Daniels, who goes to the top. Daniels attempts a BULLDOG, but Benjamin moves and Daniels come down on his hip! COACH Oh, nasty fall there by Daniels, and with Team Heyross this could be the difference in the match! Benjamin waits on Daniels to get up, and then delivers a superkick before tagging Moss in. Daniels tries to struggle to his feet, swinging at the air. COLE Daniels looking really punch-drunk in there right now... COACH It's funny because his name is a cross between Jack Daniels and Jim Beam, which are both whiskeys! Moss hooks Daniels and delivers a vertical suplex. COLE Daniels is small in comparison to Beam, but still larger than both members of Team Heyross. Moss applies a Boston crab to Daniels, then tags Benjamin, who springs over with a guillotine legdrop as Daniels is in the hold! Moss steps out, then quickly steps back in and Team Heyross delivers the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Moss steps out again, and Benjamin catches Beam off guard and dropkicks him off the apron! Benjamin then tags Moss back in, and Moss lifts Daniels up onto his shoulders as Benjamin climbs to the top. Moss positions himself, and Benjamin comes off the top with a ROCKER DROPPER~! Moss covers... 1... 2..... 3!!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here are your winners...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS!!!!![/i] COACH Well, I said it earlier, Cole, Team Heyross really made this team pay for that missed move by Jim Daniels! COLE And they made a most impressive rebound after that shocking start from Jack Beam! COACH Ah, Cole, the guy just got a couple lucky shots in, that's all! COLE Next opposition for Team Heyross, The Love Doctors, as they attempt to keep their undefeated streak going! But first, Tony Schiavone's got them at the podium! *camera cuts to podium* TONY All right, thank you, Michael, and I am here with Team Heyross, who just added another win to their perfect record in the OAOAST. Were you two surprised by the quick start your opponents got off to? MOSS Tony Schiavone, it's easy to get off to a quick start when you take a cheap shot like the one at the start of that match, but as you saw, brains won out over brawn in the end, just like always! BENJAMIN That's right, Team Heyross has got their eye on the Anderson Cup, as well as the OAOAST Tag Team titles, and we're not going to let two big, dumb rednecks like those guys stand in our way. TONY Well, standing in your way of the Anderson Cup would be your first-round opponents, the Love Doctors, with the Sooner Bruisers waiting in the wings! BENJAMIN Well, we've got some unfortunate news for the Doctors, that Cup's coming to us, and there's no vaccine for what Team Heyross is going to bring to you next week. MOSS And as far as the Sooner Bruisers go, when we advance to meet those two, it goes right back to that brains-over-brawn theory I told you about, you'll find out who the real All-Americans are in the OAOAST! TONY All right, a very confident Team Heyross, getting set for perhaps the biggest single month of their careers! Let's send it over to (whoever)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
