Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2006 Usual deal, post when done, yadda yadda. When "Chase" hits, the boos begin, as the challengers for the World Tag Team Titles this Sunday are on their way to the ring for a chance to physically weaken one of their opponents come Anglepalooza. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a handicap match, scheduled for one fall. On their way to the ring at this time, accompanied by the Manager of Champions, Mr. James E. Cornette, they are "Sarcastic" Simon Singleton and "Narcississtic" Ned Blanchard, the New, NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! The duo, who honor the namesake of Cornette's most famed charges, enter the ring and pose gleefully for the fans, despite the fact that none of them are impressed with the NNMX. Cornette applauds his boys, but he's the only one doing so, although the real applause starts as soon as the next song hits. "Getting Away With Murder" kicks in, and the place goes BANANA~!, as it marks the entrance of the OAOAST's most popular star, and a man who has his back against the wall come Sunday. BUFFER Their opponent, he is one half of the reigning OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, he is ZAAAAAAAAACK MALIBU!" Zack flies down the aisle like he's been shot out of a cannon, diving under the bottom rope and into the ring towards his enemies! Ned and Simon pounce on Zack like a fat kid does to cupcakes, and start hammering the superstar down...but Zack starts swinging and mounts a comeback, nailing both members of the NNMX with punches! A right hand for Simon, and another right for Ned finishes off the flurry, as Zack hits the ropes and drills them both with a thunderous double clothesline! Simon is Zack's first target after the blow, as he's pulled up and whipped hard to one corner, while Zack then does the same to Ned! Standing mid-ring, Malibu charges towards Simon's corner and leaps into the air, crashing down on him with a diving corner splash that crushes him! Malibu turns around, and an irate Ned barges out of his corner, but Zack runs right towards him and BLASTS him with a running Yakuza kick, drawing a king-sized roar from the capacity crowd! "Get out of the ring! C'mon, get out!" screams Jim Cornette at ringside, directing traffic for his boys, who are already aching. COLE I think the New, New Midnight Express are kicking themselves for thinking that Zack would be such a pushoH MY GOD! Malibu, seeing the group huddled at ringside, shows no mercy by not giving them time to recover and strategize with their manager, as he hits the ropes and then leaps into the air, clearing all three strands of rope and diving onto both the Express AND Cornette with a beautiful hangtime plancha! CABOOSE Did you see that!? If he were any higher, he'd show up on radar! COACH The only person high around here is you, for thinking that something like that makes a difference. Go ahead, let Zack wear himself out. Then he'll NEVER survive the Rumble, and he won't walk out of the show with his tag belt Sunday night! CABOOSE Are you a betting man, Coach? COACH Haha, YOU wanna put money on that? CABOOSE No, I wanna bet that you don't make it out of the pay per view without at least one black eye. After getting up, Zack immediately resumes his assault, pulling the two of the three people he just used as a crash pad up to their feet, and puts them both back in the ring. The third person, Cornette, is holding his head as he tries to get up, and when he turns around and bumps into Malibu, he falls over himself, landing on his ass as he scurries away from the pissed off prep! Zack simply glares at the annoying manager, then hops up on the apron and launches himself airborne once again, springboaring into the ring...and right into a double kick to the gut from the Express! Simon and Ned then follow up with a thunderous double suplex, and with Zack down, Ned hits the ropes and comes off with an elbowdrop...then as soon as he connects Simon hits the ropes and does the same! Ned does it a second time, as does Simon, and after a total of four hard elbows, Simon hooks a leg and keeps Malibu pressed to the mat for a pin! ONE! T-NO! Referee Earl Hebner gets to his feet and stops counting, as Malibu got a shoulder up by the count of two, nevermind three! Hebner orders Ned out of the ring, and Blanchard goes without much hassle, as Simon has things under control. He stomps Zack several times, then pulls him up and snapmares him over, then snaps his head back on the canvas, and delivers a standing legdrop! Simon then slides his other leg under the head of Zack, and now he's got him trapped in a headscissors, using his leg strength to block the air passage and put Zack to sleep! CABOOSE Good thinking on Simon's part, keeping Zack grouned and trying to prevent him from staying on the attack, because he knows that Zack's mood is what is motivating him lately. Zack wiggles around and kicks for the ropes, but can't make them in order to get the ref to call for a break. He manages to roll to his knees, with Simon's legs still wrapped around his head, and so he powers up, bringing Simon up with him...but Simon quickly pulls Zack over with a rana, and pulls his legs forward to trap him in a pin! ONE! T-NO! Zack kicks out, but Simon rolls to his feet and grabs Zack in a side headlock as the popular prep comes up, only to be fired to the ropes! A shoulderblock collision results in Malibu getting sent back to the mat, but when Simon hits the ropes again Malibu springs up to his feet and rocks him with an inverted atomic drop, then hits the ropes and floors him with a spinning wheel kick! Ned Blanchard runs in to save his partner, but Malibu catches him with an inverted atomic drop as well, then clotheslines him out to the floor to dispose of him! Zack turns around and is met with a cheapshot from a recovering Simon, but he ducks it and goes around, locking on a rear waistlock and then hoisting Simon up and over with a German suplex! Zack hangs on and rolls through, hitting a second one, and then a THIRD one, while Cornette screams at Ned to get back in their and save Simon! Singleton is rocked with a FOURTH German suplex before the lover of all ladies rushes back into the ring to save his partner, but by the time he does, Simon is able to counter Zack and go behind...but as he lifts Zack for his own German, Malibu kicks off the chest of the charging loverboy and uses the momentum to float over the back of Simon Singleton and hit a fifth German suplex, this time keeping him down and bridging out for the pin! ONE! TWO-NO! Ned Blanchard kicks Malibu low to break the pin! COLE It could have been over like *that* had Ned Blanchard not been in the right place at the right time! COACH That's why these two deserve those tag belts more than Zack and Leon Rodez...the New New Midnight Express are a well oiled machine. Brains, brawn, technique, aerial ability, the ladies love Ned... CABOOSE I think there are at least two women backstage who would kindly dispute that fact. COACH Are you kidding me? Alix is so flaky she might as well wear a Kellogg's logo on her ass, and we all know that Krista goes to her dentist for a haircut, if you know what I mean. In the ring, Ned pulls Zack up and rocks him with a forearm, keeping him at bay while Simon gets up. Singleton comes up holding his head, but he stuns Zack with a shot while Ned keeps him held back, and then the NNMX send Zack to the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a double back elbow! Ned then spins around and delivers a roundhouse kick across the stomach, doubling Zack over, and Simon hits the ropes and uses a swinging neckbreaker to snap Zack to the canvas by his head! Ned then follows this up with a kneedrop, and then he keeps the knee pinned across the throat of Zack Malibu, trying to choke him out despite Hebner's protests to get up! Just to show what a nice guy he is, Ned comes up and brings Zack up with him, then nails a chop across Zack's chest! Malibu reels, but then fires back one of his own that sends Ned backing up and cringing...and then Zack just steams forwards and flattens Ned with an STO, and then starts punching away at him on the ground! COLE Look at Zack go! CABOOSE He's got to watch it though, the more he pushes Hebner's buttons, the more he risks getting disqualified! Ol' Earl asks Zack to stop, but the plea falls on deaf ears, and when the famed referee goes to stop Malibu himself, Zack bursts up and knocks his hands away! Earl issues a warning to Zack not to go overboard, but Zack simply pulls Ned up and takes him to the corner, where he allows the turnbuckle pad to meet his face! Zack turns Ned around and keeps him trapped, then fires off two more chops before sending Ned across the ring...NO! Blanchard counters in mid-whip and sends Zack in instead, then charges in...right into a boot...NO! Ned catches Zack's foot and throws it down, then delivers a kick to the gut and pulls Zack out of the cornre in a facelock, and rocks him with a snap suplex! He then goes and tags in Singleton, who quickly runs up the ropes and then enters the ring by jumping off the top rope with elbowsmash to Zack Malibu! ONE! TWO! NO! Cornette pounds the apron and screams at Hebner about the count, but his boys remain in control, so he really doesn't have too much to worry about, as Simon brings Zack up and then staggers him with a kneelift! Singleton then takes Zack's arm and wrenches it before driving an elbow into his shoulder, and then locks a side headlock on a weakened Zack and wrenches his head...but only momentarily as Zack slips out and then grabs Singleton in a full nelson, then pulls him over and drops him on the back of his head with a release Dragon Suplex! COLE Singleton nearly landed on the top of his head on that move! Seeing his partner in trouble, Ned rushes in as Cornette urges him on, but he runs right into Zack, who throws his arm out and catches him, lifting him off his feet and plants him with a Rock Bottom Backbreaker! Blanchard moans in pain as he favors his back and struggles to his feet...AND GETS BLASTED WITH A SCHOOL'S OUT THAT SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR~! CABOOSE Well, he's gotten rid of one of them! Cornette throws his hands over his head, and is freaked, because now it's just one on one! Zack takes Simon to the corner and perches him up on the top rope, no doubt setting him up for the HONOR ROLL~!...but Cornette uses the timeless art of distraction, and hops up on the apron, shouting to Hebner and keeping him busy! COLE C'mon Earl, you're smarter than this! Zack, seeing Cornette playing games, comes over and yanks the Prince of Polyester over the ropes and into the ring, sending his trademark tennis racket flying! Incensed, Malibu brings Cornette up by his collar and holds him there, cocking his fist and raising it for everyone to see, and they all respond with a cheer, hoping to see Jim Cornette get poppped! However, Malibu lets him go and lowers his fist, rethinking his actions as the crowd starts to boo... ...AND THEN JIM CORNETTE GETS LAID OUT WITH SCHOOL'S OUT~! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The arena explodes, and when Zack turns back to Simon, the aerial master of the NNMX is standing up on the top rope, and leaps over Zack's head, back down to the mat! He lands near his manager's racket and picks it up, taking a wild swing that Zack ducks...but a well placed low kick stuns Simon and allows Zack to swipe the racket from him, and deliver a hard shot with it that knocks Simon out cold...AND CAUSES HEBNER TO CALL FOR THE BELL! DING! DING! DING! COACH Oh PLEASE tell me this means what I think it means! Hebner is red-faced with anger, shouting at Zack for use of the racket. Malibu protests, saying that Simon tried to use it first and it was self-defense, but Hebner will have none of it, and drops to one knee to raise the limp arm of the knocked out Simon Singleton! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, by virtue of a disqualification...the NEW, NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! The crowd is not happy, and neither is Zack Malibu, who throws the racket down in disgust. Malibu stands in the ring and looks out to the crowd, while Hebner tries to assemble the groggy, yet victorious NNMX. COLE This is unfortunate for Zack, as the NNMX knew full well that his emotions are not in check. Having that racket brought into that ring they just knew it would come into play one way or another. I smell a set up! COACH Oh you and your conspiracies. The truth of the matter is that Zack Malibu is unstable, and it's that fragile mind of his that's going to cost him his World Tag Team Title! Not to mention that Axel has already pretty much guaranteed that he won't be winning this years Rumble and going on to Anglemania! CABOOSE Yes, how convienient. "Chase" starts up, but the NNMX and Cornette might not even be able to hear it, as all of them are bewildered by the fact that their hands are being raised. The trio staggers to the back looking for hot showers and aspirin, while the former World Champion runs his hand over his head, still in disbelief that he just cost himself a victory, as we fade out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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