Ed Wood Caulfield Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 So we begin the countdown to AngleMania V this Sunday at Anglepalooza. There's 11 matches on the card, so there's 11 matches to predict. Step right up and guess who you think will win at Anglepalooza! The card: TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH Brains & Brawn vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly WINNERS: I'll never tell. OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger) WINNER: Hmmm. This is a tough one. I think Parka has a shot at retaining the belt to end the feud, but O' Hara winning would be a victory for the Upstarts. Plus, O' Hara having the belt might make him even MORE annoying. So, I'm going with Jamie O' Hara becoming the new OAOAST X-Division Champion thanks to dastardly deeds. Foshi vs. Rikjin Massamoto WINNER: Foshi to end the feud. OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Confusia (Challenger) vs. Constance (Challenger) vs. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews (Challenger) vs. El Chica Generico (Challenger) vs. Serena Blackmore (Challenger) WINNER: I'm going with Ashley Street being not the winner, but the survivor of the match. FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE Ragdoll vs. Gunner Sharps WINNER: Ragdoll wins in his return to pay-per-view. GRUDGE MATCH Crystal vs. Jenny Adams WINNER: Hmmm. This is another tough one. I'm gonna go with Crystal winning to show that she's back and better than ever, but the feud continues culminating at AngleMania V. OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (with James E. Cornette) WINNERS: I gotta give this one to the NNMX. Zack is too occupied with The Upstarts to concentrate on defending the titles. The Upstarts have pushed him to the edge of sanity, and that's going to be the downfall for The Usual Suspects and the end of their 5 month Tag Title reign. Julie "The Shark" Sharcor vs. Brodie Lewis WINNER: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor. OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH (The Lightning Crew is banned from ringside.) "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Vitamin X) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger) WINNER: Read the match, yo. "I QUIT" MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Peter Knight (Champion) vs. Stephen Joseph Popick (Challenger) WINNER: Peter Knight's worked too long and too hard to lose the OAOAST World Title one month after winning it. Plus GM Axel has his back. Because of this, I predict that PK will walk out of Anglepalooza STILL the One And Only AngleSault Thread Champion. 30 MAN LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH. WINNER GETS AN OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT OAOAST ANGLEMANIA V Here are the 30 participants in the Lethal Rumble Alfdogg Zack Malibu "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin Jumbo Thunderkid Reject "The Ice Heart" Dan Black Tony Brannigan Jamie O' Hara "The Natural" Christian Wright Bohemoth Otaku II Vitamin X The Parka Foshi Colombian Heat The Mad Cappa Quentin Benjamin Charlie Moss Frank Frankensteiner Frankie Frankensteiner Scotty Static Johnny Jax Logan "Usher" Mann Synth Ensizer Nick Rick Dick WINNER: This is a toughie. I have no idea who is going to win the Lethal Rumble this year. There are plenty of people who can main event an AngleMania. I'm just going to say either Alfdogg or Zack Malibu. Now, it's your turn to get your predicting on!
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted January 27, 2006 Author Report Posted January 27, 2006 Oops. Sorry. It's edited in now.
Dr. Zoidberg Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 Rockin'!~ TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH Brains & Brawn vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly WINNERS: Brains and Brawn. Fuck da rest, go with the best...yeah. OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger) WINNER: At first I thought Jamie O'Hara was a chick, so I was thinking "Whoa, we could see the first Woman X Division champion." Then I realized it's not, so I'm going with Parka. Foshi vs. Rikjin Massamoto WINNER: Foshi. OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Confusia (Challenger) vs. Constance (Challenger) vs. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews (Challenger) vs. El Chica Generico (Challenger) vs. Serena Blackmore (Challenger) WINNER: Hehehehehehe..."Floggin" Molly Matthews is a funny name. I like her. Ashley Street though, to win. FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE Ragdoll vs. Gunner Sharps WINNER: Fuckin...I have no idea, I haven't finished writing the match yet. GRUDGE MATCH Crystal vs. Jenny Adams WINNER: Crystal!~!~!~!~ WHOO!~!~! She's hot. OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (with James E. Cornette) WINNERS: NNMX especially with the help of James E. Cornette. Julie "The Shark" Sharcor vs. Brodie Lewis WINNER: Brodie "The Nudist" Lewis. OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH (The Lightning Crew is banned from ringside.) "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Vitamin X) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger) WINNER: Tha Puerto Rican. Either way it goes, though, it'll be MOTN. "I QUIT" MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Peter Knight (Champion) vs. Stephen Joseph Popick (Challenger) WINNER: Peter Fuckin' Knight is my hero. 30 MAN LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH. WINNER GETS AN OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT OAOAST ANGLEMANIA V Here are the 30 participants in the Lethal Rumble Alfdogg Zack Malibu "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin Jumbo Thunderkid Reject "The Ice Heart" Dan Black Tony Brannigan Jamie O' Hara "The Natural" Christian Wright Bohemoth Otaku II Vitamin X The Parka Foshi Colombian Heat The Mad Cappa Quentin Benjamin Charlie Moss Frank Frankensteiner Frankie Frankensteiner Scotty Static Johnny Jax Logan "Usher" Mann Synth Ensizer Nick Rick Dick WINNER: Leon Rodez
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