The OAOAST Anglepalooza 2006 Predictions Thread!

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

So we begin the countdown to AngleMania V this Sunday at Anglepalooza. There's 11 matches on the card, so there's 11 matches to predict. Step right up and guess who you think will win at Anglepalooza!

 

The card:

 

TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH

Brains & Brawn vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly

WINNERS: I'll never tell.

 

OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger)

WINNER: Hmmm. This is a tough one. I think Parka has a shot at retaining the belt to end the feud, but O' Hara winning would be a victory for the Upstarts. Plus, O' Hara having the belt might make him even MORE annoying. So, I'm going with Jamie O' Hara becoming the new OAOAST X-Division Champion thanks to dastardly deeds.

 

Foshi vs. Rikjin Massamoto

WINNER: Foshi to end the feud.

 

OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE

Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Confusia (Challenger) vs. Constance (Challenger) vs. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews (Challenger) vs. El Chica Generico (Challenger) vs. Serena Blackmore (Challenger)

WINNER: I'm going with Ashley Street being not the winner, but the survivor of the match.

 

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Ragdoll vs. Gunner Sharps

WINNER: Ragdoll wins in his return to pay-per-view.

 

GRUDGE MATCH

Crystal vs. Jenny Adams

WINNER: Hmmm. This is another tough one. I'm gonna go with Crystal winning to show that she's back and better than ever, but the feud continues culminating at AngleMania V.

 

OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (with James E. Cornette)

WINNERS: I gotta give this one to the NNMX. Zack is too occupied with The Upstarts to concentrate on defending the titles. The Upstarts have pushed him to the edge of sanity, and that's going to be the downfall for The Usual Suspects and the end of their 5 month Tag Title reign.

 

Julie "The Shark" Sharcor vs. Brodie Lewis

WINNER: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor.

 

OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

(The Lightning Crew is banned from ringside.)

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Vitamin X) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger)

WINNER: Read the match, yo.

 

"I QUIT" MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Peter Knight (Champion) vs. Stephen Joseph Popick (Challenger)

WINNER: Peter Knight's worked too long and too hard to lose the OAOAST World Title one month after winning it. Plus GM Axel has his back. Because of this, I predict that PK will walk out of Anglepalooza STILL the One And Only AngleSault Thread Champion.

 

30 MAN LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH. WINNER GETS AN OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT OAOAST ANGLEMANIA V

Here are the 30 participants in the Lethal Rumble

Alfdogg

Zack Malibu

"Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican

"The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin

Jumbo

Thunderkid

Reject

"The Ice Heart" Dan Black

Tony Brannigan

Jamie O' Hara

"The Natural" Christian Wright

Bohemoth

Otaku II

Vitamin X

The Parka

Foshi

Colombian Heat

The Mad Cappa

Quentin Benjamin

Charlie Moss

Frank Frankensteiner

Frankie Frankensteiner

Scotty Static

Johnny Jax

Logan "Usher" Mann

Synth Ensizer

Nick

Rick

Dick

 

WINNER: This is a toughie. I have no idea who is going to win the Lethal Rumble this year. There are plenty of people who can main event an AngleMania. I'm just going to say either Alfdogg or Zack Malibu.

 

Now, it's your turn to get your predicting on!

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Yo, you forgot my match.

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Oops. Sorry. It's edited in now.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Rockin'!~

 

TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH

Brains & Brawn vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly

WINNERS: Brains and Brawn. Fuck da rest, go with the best...yeah.

 

OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger)

WINNER: At first I thought Jamie O'Hara was a chick, so I was thinking "Whoa, we could see the first Woman X Division champion." Then I realized it's not, so I'm going with Parka.

 

Foshi vs. Rikjin Massamoto

WINNER: Foshi.

 

OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE

Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Confusia (Challenger) vs. Constance (Challenger) vs. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews (Challenger) vs. El Chica Generico (Challenger) vs. Serena Blackmore (Challenger)

WINNER: Hehehehehehe..."Floggin" Molly Matthews is a funny name. I like her. Ashley Street though, to win.

 

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Ragdoll vs. Gunner Sharps

WINNER: Fuckin...I have no idea, I haven't finished writing the match yet.

 

GRUDGE MATCH

Crystal vs. Jenny Adams

WINNER: Crystal!~!~!~!~ WHOO!~!~! She's hot.

 

OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (with James E. Cornette)

WINNERS: NNMX especially with the help of James E. Cornette.

 

Julie "The Shark" Sharcor vs. Brodie Lewis

WINNER: Brodie "The Nudist" Lewis.

 

OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

(The Lightning Crew is banned from ringside.)

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Vitamin X) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger)

WINNER: Tha Puerto Rican. Either way it goes, though, it'll be MOTN.

 

"I QUIT" MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Peter Knight (Champion) vs. Stephen Joseph Popick (Challenger)

WINNER: Peter Fuckin' Knight is my hero.

 

30 MAN LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH. WINNER GETS AN OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT OAOAST ANGLEMANIA V

Here are the 30 participants in the Lethal Rumble

Alfdogg

Zack Malibu

"Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican

"The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin

Jumbo

Thunderkid

Reject

"The Ice Heart" Dan Black

Tony Brannigan

Jamie O' Hara

"The Natural" Christian Wright

Bohemoth

Otaku II

Vitamin X

The Parka

Foshi

Colombian Heat

The Mad Cappa

Quentin Benjamin

Charlie Moss

Frank Frankensteiner

Frankie Frankensteiner

Scotty Static

Johnny Jax

Logan "Usher" Mann

Synth Ensizer

Nick

Rick

Dick

 

WINNER: Leon Rodez