Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Considering I started writing the wrong semi-final match, which is why I tried to switch the order around, this came out better than I expected. So good, in fact, it could ME if need be "Punishment" by BIOHAZARD hits, meaning only one thing: "Punishment" by BIOHAZARD is playing. Which leads to the arrival of Rick Heyross and his tag team of Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, Team Heyross, all of whom are greeted rudely. BUFFER The following is a Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference semi-final match, with the winners to face the team of Black T or the Lone Star Gunslingers in the Conference Finals. Coming down the aisle, led down by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...they are the Universe's Greatest Tag Team... CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Team Heyross remove their sweet hooded windbreaker jackets and pants as the camera pans to the entranceway and the music of Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein." "OW, OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWW!" BUFFER Their opponents in this semi-final match...from Oklahoma City, at a combined weight of 525 pounds... "THE MAN OF TOMORROW" FRANK FRANKENSTEINER and "THE PYSCHO GREMLIN" FRANKIE FRANKENSTEINER... THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUISERRRRRRSSSSSS! Heyross, Moss and Benjamin watch from the friendly confines of their corner as "The Man of Tomorrow" poses on the second turnbuckle, flexing his biceps, while "The Pyscho Gremlin" runs around the squared circle like a madman. COLE If you haven't already set up the VCR or TiVO'd tonight's show, you better do so now. If you love wrestling, and I'm talking about high-impact, in-your-face wrestling, this is the match for you. CABOOSE You have 4 of the most gifted professional and amatuer wrestlers in the ring. The amount of high school, state and national titles they've won is so mind-boggling you'd think it was the national deficit. COACH That's a lot. But let's be honest here. The only contrast of styles is in the looks department. Team Heyross are nice, clean-cut All-American boys whereas the Sooner Bruisers look like a porn star and an escape mental patient. COLE You know, the Sooner Bruisers aren't that far away from us. If you wanna go tell them that... COACH I'm a broadcast journalist, son. The Coach gets paid the big money to make you guys look good. It ain't easy, believe me, but I think I do one helluva job. Referee Nick Patrick orders one man in the ring, one man out on the apron. High-fives all around for Team Heyross. BUTT slaps all around for the Sooner Bruisers. Frankie, Quentin and Rick exit. * DING DING * The match gets underway with a classic collar-and-elbow tie-up. Frank is backed in the corner and RAKED in the eyes. Nothing sportsmanlike there. Neither is the big right hand that rocks the Man of Tomorrow, but he manages to reverse Moss' Irish whip, sending the Minneapolis native hard into the corner, his momentum rocketing him out of the corner and into the clutches of a Frank Frankensteiner MILITARY PRESS SLAM! Quentin Benjamin is no help to his partner as he's caught entering with a bodyslam. Frank yanks Moss' arm before taking him over to the Sooner Bruisers corner and tags in his brother, giving Charlie the opening to rip his arm away and retreat to his corner. After a few words with Quentin, Charlie returns to the center of the ring to lockup, only to have a snarling Pyscho Gremlin take a swipe at his leg. Moss uses his speed to maneuver around the unpredicatable Frankie Frankensteiner, then lands a punch that dazes the Gremlin. But Frankie doesn't stay on the defensive for long, lunging forward and slamming Moss to the mat. Moss hears the voice of Rick Heyross frantically screaming "SOONERLINE! SOONERLINE! SOONERLINE!" as he gets up. Sure enough, he turns and sees Frankie charging at him with his right arm cocked. Heyross' warning pays off, as Charlie falls back to the safety of his corner, where he and Benjamin take a few moments to go over their current strategy. Moss then challenges Frankie to get down on the mat and wrestle "like a man." COLE Is this gonna be interesting. The amatuer backgrounds of both these teams well-documented. Moss gets on all fours, as Frankie mounts him. On Nick Patrick's "GO" Moss sits up and out of the rear waistlock into one of his own. But just as quickly, Frankie is also able to escape, and places Moss in a front facelock. Charlie wraps his arms around Frankie's left leg in an attempt to take him down, but it's Moss who goes down as Frankie takes him over in a fireman's carry and covers. ONE... KICKOUT! Charlie argues his shoulders weren't down while Frankie howls his accomplishment, as do the fans who realize what's just taken place. COLE What great pure wrestling on the part of Frankie! Score one for Frankie Frankensteiner. COACH Great wrestling, yeah. But he didn't win the match. And that's the objective. Moss and Benjamin know that. I don't think the Sooner Bruisers do. Charlie gets up in Frankie's face, informing him that was just the first period, and now it's time for period 2. They trade places for period 2, with Frankie getting down on all fours. Moss rubs his hands together and...KICKS FRANKIE IN THE HEAD! The partisan crowd boo as Charlie sends Frankie face-first into the knee of Quentin. After a tag, Benjamin jumps off the top with a double-axhandle onto the outstretched arm of Frankie, the very arm used for the Soonerline. Full armdrag and twist into a hammerlock takedown by Benjamin. Quentin drives the knee into the arm of Frankie, trying to hyperextend it with an armbar. Frankie gets to a vertical base and in one fell swoop brings Quentin down with a drop toehold into a side headlock, which Benjamin maneuvers out of by sending Frankie off to the ropes. Frankie levels Quentin with a shoulder block and then hits the near side, going under a leapfrog and countering Benjamin's reverse springboard crossbody with a belly-to-belly suplex! ONE... TW-- NO! The Pyscho Gremlin's brother Frank enters as Charlie Moss looks to start trouble in the ring. He decks Moss with a forearm shot to the jaw. The Sooners then showcase their arsenal of suplexes -- overhead, belly-to-belly, T-Bone, etc. Charlie and Quentin meet on all fours mid-ring, but they soon have company as Frankie joins the fray and BITES Benjamin in the ass! The Sooners cap it off by clotheslining Team Heyross over the top to the floor! "OW, OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWW!" Frankie is patted on the head as he howls around the ring. Outside, Team Heyross regroup with their manager. Ouentin returns the ring, ready to go. He and Frank now the legal men. Ouentin grabs an overhead wristlock out of a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but as Frank starts to gain control Benjamin sweeps him off his feet with a heel trip. ONE... Frank uses every ounce of neck strength to BRIDGE UP, but is still at the mercy of Quentin's overhead wristlock. Slowly but surely Frank bridges all the way up to eye level with Quentin, sending Team Heyross on the defensive. Charlie steps in and kicks Frank in the gut to prevent him from overpowering Quentin. Team Heyross apply a double overhead wristlock, but that isn't enough to contain the Man of Tomorrow, who backflips and takes Benjamin and Moss over with Japanese armdrags. Moss is then spiked into the mat with a maneuver so awesome it can only be best describe as a STANDING MOONSAULT POWERSLAM! Not to leave Quentin out, he gets planted too. The Man of Tomorrow goes high-tech, high-impact, scooping Benjamin up by the head and dropping him with a double underhook powerbomb. Frank brings Benjamin back to his feet and whips him to the ropes. TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! As he gets up on his feet Frank sees thousands of fans twirling their index fingers, the signal for the Frankensteiner. COLE Listen to that. They all want to see it. They want to see...the Frankensteiner! COACH Not me. Benjamin and Moss are world-class wrestlers, total sportsmen, not brawlers like those bruisers. Frank gives THE SIGNAL~! and fires Benjamin to the ropes. Frank doesn't see it, but a blind tag is made. Hence why it's called a blind tag. He goes up in the air as Quention recoils off the ropes, and is CLIPPED IN MIDAIR by Moss, causing Frank to land flat on his back. Moss heads straight for the leg, lifting it up and stomping the back of the kneecap. Charlie drops a series of elbows down on the leg, then drags Frank to the ropes, where he places the leg on the bottom rope and crashes all his weight down on it. Benjamin tagged back in. Double wish bone leg split. Quentin drags Frank away from the ropes but still near the Team Heyross corner, where he applies a single-leg crab. Moss gives his partner added supported by pushing his foot up against Quentin's chest. Benjamin yanks back on the leg, before letting go to knock Frankie off the apron with a forearm shiver. As the referee prevents an enraged Frankie from entering the ring, Quentin and Charlie trade places. Nick Patrick does a double-take when he turns around, astonished that Quentin somehow turned white or that an illegal switch was made. He questions the parties involved, all of whom say a tag was made, honest-to-goodness. Now it's Charlie's turn to shove Frankie off the apron, a diversion for Team Heyross to make another illegal switch. COACH For all you whiners out there, the legal man is back in. Quentin knocks Frankie off the apon again, but this time Nick Patrick catches him and Charlie making an illegal switch and orders Moss out of the ring. Moss is then tagged in legally, and makes sure the referee knows it's legit by showing him his hand. Patrick doesn't appreciate Moss showing him up but lets it slide. Moss rolls Frank onto his back and hooks the legs. COACH Mossy Knoll comin' up! Or so we thought. As Charlie is about to turn Frank over, Frankie comes in and whallops Moss with a Soonerline! So dazed is Moss he tags out not long after he was brought in. Frank catches Quentin coming in with a drop toehold. He floats over and clamps on a side headlock, which Benjamin quickly counters by shooting Frank to the ropes. Benjamin tries kicking Frank on the rebound, but the Big Bad Re-Booty Daddy catches the leg and spins Quentin around. SPINNING HEEL-- No, Frank sees it coming and ducks. Benjamin lands on his hip, and when he gets up he's waistlock from behind. He blocks Frank's German suplex by wrapping his leg around Frank's. Standing switch, and now Benjamin is in control of the rear waistlock. But he struggles to lift Frank up for the German, so Charlie comes in and nails Frank with a SUPERKICK, putting an end to Frank's fight and allowing Quentin to complete the GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Team Heyross with a tag. Charlies Moss rams Frank into the top turnbuckle, backing him into the corner and driving the shoulder repeatedly into midsection. Vertical suplex brings Frank out of the corner and flat onto the center of the ring. Team Heyross make another exchange. Quentin Benjamin soars off the top with a FLYING ELBOW DROP! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Team Heyross with another quick tag. And another as Moss Irish whips Frank. Benjamin leaps to the top and levels the eldest member of the Sooner Bruisers with a TOP ROPE FLYING CLOTHESLINE! No cover, but yet another tag. Moss grabs Frank's leg and drags him to the corner, exiting the ring and... * WHAP * ...bashes the leg, the same leg worked over earlier in the bout, against the RINGPOST. And again. Frank pulls himself out of the corner, but not out of trouble. With Frank at a weaken state, Charlie easily locks on the MOSSY KNOLL! COLE Mossy Knoll! Mossy Knoll! Mossy Knoll! We may be moments away from a submission. Moments away. Frank is caught in the center of the ring, nowhere to go or anyway to counter. Rick Heyross pounds the ring apron, screaming at Frank to tap. Seeing his big brother defenseless, Frankie comes in...and to the shock of everyone watching doesn't breakup the Mossy Knoll. No. He goes around Moss and Frank and decks Benjamin. Quentin jumps back up on the apron and gets halfway through the ropes before being stopped by Nick Patrick. Frankie hammers Moss behind the referee's back with a closed fist and delivers a belly-to-belly to free his brother! COACH Tell me I didn't just see that? COLE You did, Booker T. Frankie outsmarted Team Heyross! Frank rises to his feet as Moss rolls to his corner and tags Quentin Benjamin. Quentin charges. FLOATOVER DDT...COUNTERED INTO A RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! With both members of Team Heyross incapacitate, Charlie laid out on the apron and Quentin down in the ring, Frank crawls and scratches to his corner inch by inch. Rick Heyross screams for his men, who are just now beginning to stir, to stop the tag. Benjamin grabs Frank's bad leg and brings him up to his feet, kicking him in the midsection and sets up for the Orange Crush...but Frank floats over and drives Quentin up the ring, trapping him against the ropes as he tags Frankie! COLE There it is! He made the tag! Big brother motions for Frankie to go up to the top. Despite the bad knee Frank believes his can lift Benjamin up on his shoulders. And he does! But as he turns his back to the corner, the knee gives out. That doesn't stop Frankie, who comes off the top and spikes Benjamin, his legs still being held onto by Frank, head-first into the mat with a TOP ROPE BULLDOG! ONE... TWO... THREE! NO! Charlie Moss is able to breakup the pin before the hand strikes 3. Frankie levels Moss with a Soonerline. Then slams Benjamin and Moss in succession. He grabs Quentin by the wrist and whips him across the ring. POWERSLAM! ONE... TWO... Moss again is able to breakup the count. This time he's met by the fury of the Man of Tomorrow. Frank decks him with a diving forearm shot. He picks Moss off the canvas and hammers him against the ropes with hard right hands. While Nick Patrick turns his back on the legal men to get Charlie and Frank out of the ring, Rick Heyross sneaks in and pulls out his CELLPHONE. He gets ready to shatter it over the skull of Frankie, but is caught in the act and then with a belly-to-belly suplex! "OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWWW!" The crowd continues to howl as Frankie sets Benjamin on the top turnbuckle. Meanwhile, Moss ducks a Soonerline and backdrops Frank over the top rope. He then nails Frank with a Northern Lariat, putting Team Heyross back in the driver's seat. Irish whip. And Moss gets leveled on the rebound with a Soonerline. Frankie looks to capitalize with another Soonerline off the ropes, but Moss leapfrogs over him while Benjamin dives off the top and plants him face-first into the mat with a GUILLOTINE LEGDROP! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" COACH DAYUM~! COLE I couldn't have said it better myself. The cover! ONE... TWO... THREE! NO, KICKOUT! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Moss and Benjamin lift Frankie off the mat and fire him back to the ropes, where Frank tags himself in. Unfortunately, he does it right in front of Team Heyross and gets wasted with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK after Frankie is hit with a hot shot, his momentum taking over the top to the floor. Team Heyross with the tag. Moss hoists Frank onto his shoulders as Quentin, the legal man, goes to the top. TOP ROPE BULLDOG! COLE A page right out of the Sooner Bruisers playbook. COACH From a page they stole out of Team Heyross' playbook. Beautifully executed. Much more graceful than the Sooners version. Moss exits so that Quentin can make the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Heyross and his team can't believe it. Quentin stands over Frank, paint-brushing him. He brings Frank back to his feet, drilling him with forearm smashes. Benjamin then has his Irish whip reversed. As he charges back towards Frank, he gets nailed with THE FRANKENSTEINER! But the concussion Frank's bad knee takes prevents him from being able to cover Benjamin. Charlie and Heyross cheer Quentin on from their corner. Nick Patrick slaps his hands together, signaling a tag has been made. Heyross tells his boys to finish Frank off. COACH Oh, I love this move. COLE If they hit this, it's over. Charlie lifts Frank up on his shoulders with Quentin going back up to the top. But Frankie hops on the apron and SHOVES Quentin off the top and into Charlie, causing him to lose his balance. Frank lunges forward and takes Moss down with a VICTORY ROLL! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * Heyross falls to the floor as the Sooners begin celebrating. BUFFER Here are your winners and advancing to the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference Finals: THE SOONER BRUUUUUUISSSSERRRRRSSS! COLE What a match! Just when it looked like Team Heyross had it in the bag, the Sooner Bruisers somehow found a way to pull it off. Tremendous effort on the part of both teams. It was everything we expected. But it's the Sooner Bruisers who join the Heavenly Rockers as one of the final 4 teams in the 2006 Anderson Cup. Let's take a look at the updated bracket. [b]2006 ANDERSON CUP [color=#009900]MIRACLE WEIRDNESS CONNECTION CONFERENCE[/color][/b] # 1 Black T vs. # 8 James Blonde & Faqu -- [b]BLACK T[/b] # 4 Christian Wright & Bohemoth vs. # 5 The Lonestar Gunslingers -- [b][color=#996633]GUNSLINGERS[/color][/b] # 2 The Sooner Bruisers vs. # 7 Glory by Anarchy -- [color=#CC0000][b]SOONER BRUISERS[/b][/color] # 3 The Love Doctors vs. # 6 Team Heyross -- [b][color=#FF0000]TEAM[/color] [color=#3333FF]HEYROSS[/color][/b] SEMI-FINALS # 1 Black T vs. # 4 Lone Star Gunslingers -- [b]NEXT WEEK![/b] #2 The Sooner Bruisers vs. #6 Team Heyross -- [b][color=#CC0000]SOONER BRUISERS[/color][/b] [b][color=#FF9900]CONFERENCE[/color] FINALS[/b] February 16th [b][color=#FF0000]FINALS, ZERO HOUR[/color][/b] February 26, 2006 [color=#FF0000][b]LOS INFERNALES CONFERENCE[/b][/color] #1 GPX vs. #8 Los Diablos de Fuego -- [color=#FF99FF][b]LOS DIABLOS[/b][/color] # 4 The Heavenly Rockers vs. # 5 Tha Puerto Rican & Stephen Joseph -- [b][color=#000099]HEAVENLY ROCKERS[/color][/b] # 2 Thunderkid & Reject vs. # 7 South Central Militia -- [b]TK/REJECT[/b] # 3 The Sk8ter Boiz vs. # 6 NRG -- [b][color=#6633FF]SK8TER BOIZ[/color][/b] SEMI-FINALS # 1 Heavenly Rockers vs. # 8 Los Diablos de Fuego -- [b][color=#33CCFF]HEAVENLY ROCKERS[/color][/b] # 3 Sk8ter Boiz vs. # 2 TK & Reject -- [b]NEXT WEEK![/b] CABOOSE I'm happy to point out there are NO representives of The Upstarts left. COACH Quite frankly, I don't care what you're happy with, Caboose. We got control of the company and the World Title. He who has the gold has the power. COLE Reminder, ladies and gentlemen: Next week we'll have the last two semi-final matches. The Sk8ter Boiz vs. Thunderkid and Reject and the only remaining 1 seed in the tournament Black T vs. the Lone Star Gunslingers. Two great tag matches coming your way next week on HeldDOWN~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
