Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 First up: BLONDE AND FAQU MEET THE GPX In the inner confines of the Resch Center (see how fancy "backstage" can sound? Really spruces up the segment!), the duo of "Strong Stylin'" James Blonde and the "Samoan Tsunami" Faqu talk with each other, until they're rudely interrupted by another OAOAST duo. SCOTTY Well Johnny, look who it is. JOHNNY Oh, I see who it is. Looks to me like two LOOOOOOOOOO-SERS! Jax continues to insult Blonde and Faqu, circling them while making the "L" shape with his fingers, as Static chuckles. BLONDE Mature. What do you two want. SCOTTY Hey now, don't take that tone with me, buster. After your showing in the Anderson Cup tournament and allowing Black T to advance, your lucky that the General Manager booked you at all. BLONDE First off, Scotty, we're booked through an arrangement between the HI-YAH and OAOAST Corporate Offices. Secondly, you're gonna throw the Anderson Cup in our face when you lost as well? JOHNNY You mother... Scotty puts up his hand and covers Johnny's mouth, but the muffled cuss word still rolls off his tongue. SCOTTY Look Blonde, let me tell you and the big man what's up. What happened to us was a fluke, plain and simple. You guys...you guys are on your backs more than a mechanic! You think that because you disappeared for a while, got people to forget all about you, and then came back with some spiffy new tights and some catchy nicknames, that all of a sudden your superstars? When I see you two do what we did, and that is MAKE YOURSELVES, then maybe we'll talk. Until then, face it boys, you're still bottom of the barrel. I don't give a damn what you do in HI-YAH, because we've been around the world, and we realize that most countries don't know shit about status. David Hasselhoff is like the second coming of Christ in Germany, for God's sake! JOHNNY He did have a hot show, though. SCOTTY Yeah, Knight Rider was the shit. JOHNNY Dude...BAYWATCH! SCOTTY David Hasselhoff was on Baywatch? JOHNNY Yeah, he was the main dude! SCOTTY You watched that show for the dudes!? JOHNNY ... SCOTTY Anyways, let me set the record straight. You two guys, you've got some pretty high opinions of yourselves, but face the facts. Your name value is non-existent. Me and Johnny, we carry the tag division of this company. We carry the torch of The Upstarts, and we're gonna do what we said we were gonna do and start from the ground up, and when that happens, don't expect to see your names on the list. Not until you show that you're something other than mobile tackling dummies. After the challenge is laid out, Faqu steps forward, silently waiting for the GPX to make their move. SCOTTY Go ahead, big man, hit me. Then you can explain to your bosses why the HI-YAH Championship got set on fire and put out with our piss! Faqu snarls, but Blonde steps in front of him, preventing the big man from reacting out of anger. BLONDE What are you talking about? SCOTTY Ooooh, NOW you're not so big, are ya Blondie? Do you even remember who the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion is? Let me refresh your memory...his name is Christian Wright, and he's with us. He's an Upstart. And he is not above making an example out of your whole organization, BELIEVE us. You saw what we did to the OAOAST Home Office a whlie back, right? You jump the gun and I'll charter a boat over there, kick in the doors to the HI-YAH office, pull a Godzilla on everyone there, stop off for some sushi, and still get home in time to booty call your mama! So if I were you, I'd step back, and if you're lucky...or UNlucky, maybe Axel'll do us a favor and sign you up against a real tag team. Static, smirking, turns and leaves, while Jax backs up in order to keep an eye on Blonde and Faqu, and laughs under his breath. Blonde and Faqu, angered by the insults to their character and their home organization, are fuming, so much that the screen turns black! ... Oh wait, no, we just had to fade out for a commercial break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 IMPORTANT Patty, if I don't have a Zack promo here in the next hour or so (before I get outta work) can you put something at the top of the show saying that Zack Malibu has been banned from appearing tonight by order of Axel (because he knows I'd be in a rage, but Axel says it's because it's a "celebration night" for The Upstarts). I can't promise I'll have a promo done, but this way it at least gives a character explanation as to why I'm not there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
