Zack Malibu, Blonde and Faqu vs. GPX and Christian Wright

[Zack Malibu 0]

Usual deal. Writing takes place here as I go, when finished, I'll let you know. Hey, that rhymed!

 

COLE

We are BACK with more HeldDOWN~! action for you, and up next is six man tag team action featuring two fresh feuds with a connected backstory. James Blonde and Faqu, who have worked off and on for the OAOAST since its inception, have made quite a name for themselves overseas with the HI-YAH promotion, a promotion that a few years ago began a talent swap arrangement with the OAOAST, as well as an agreement that each promotions respective titles would be honored in each others promotion. Recently the Global Party Exchange, charter members of The Upstarts, confronted Blonde and Faqu about their fame, claiming that what they've accomplished for HI-YAH means nothing, and that they mean nothing until they beat an elite team such as the GPX. HI-YAH took great exception to being mocked by The Upstarts, knowing their tension with the corporate office, and a deal was made that not only would Blonde and Faqu get their hands on Static and Jax, but that the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title would be defended at the next pay per view, Zero Hour. This is when fate intervened for the OAOAST, as General Manager Axel ruled that Peter Knight would be given Zero Hour off to prep for Anglemania. So HI-YAH, seeing the Upstarts getting favored, decided along with the corporate office of the OAOAST that Zack Malibu would be the one to challenge for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title against the current champion, Upstart member Christian Wright!

 

COACH

You done? Seriously Cole, do you think any of this makes a difference? Do you think HI-YAH stepping in matters to us? No, because you know what, the GPX are better than Blonde and Faqu, and can prove. Christian Wright is a heavyweight champion. Zack Malibu isn't. Zack Malibu isn't what he used to be, otherwise he would've won the Lethal Rumble now, wouldn't he?

 

CABOOSE

You know exactly why he lost that match.

 

COACH

Oh whatever. Not to mention poor Christian Wright of all people, being thrust into this situation the same week that that pop tart Alix Spezia, that stupid trollop, tramp, wench...whatever...the same week she tries to embarrass that classy gentleman on live TV! The OAOAST is growing desperate, Cole, and when someone gets desperate, that means they're that much closer to downfall.

 

COLE

We'll see about that.

 

"Make Her Say" hits, and the crowd goes BOOOOOO!, as the once popular duo who now oh so easily get under the skin of the fanbase make their way out.

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is six man tag team action! Introducing first, from HOTlanta, GA, and Detroit, MI respectively, with a combined weight of four hundred, twenty five pounds, Scotty Static and Johnny Jax...THE GEEE...PEEE...EXXXX!

 

Static and Johnny work the crowd, knowing that they hate them and loving every second of it. Moments later their music cuts, and is replaced by another song, one of their ally and partner tonight.

 

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Their partner, he is the current HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion. Weighing in tonight at two hundred, thirty three pounds, from Raleigh, North Carolina, this is CHRIIIIIISSSSSTIAN WRIGHT!

 

Wright steps out and removes his hood, revealing a distinguished, yet sinister smile to the crowd. The Upstart trio heads to the ring, where they engage in more crowd play, as "Slither" fades from being heard. The song is then replaced by "My Own Summer", which gets a respectable pop from the crowd, as the perserverant duo of James Blonde and Faqu begin walking to the ring!

 

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Approaching the ring at this time, weighing in tonight at a combined weight of five hundred, twenty three pounds, they are "Strong Stylin'" JAMES BLONDE and the "Samoan Tsunami", FAQU!

 

Faqu and Blonde stay at ringside, ignoring the dares by the GPX to get in the ring with the odds not in their favor. Seconds later, the bass strings that open "Getting Away With Murder" can be heard throbbing over the speakers, and it brings the crowd to their feet!

 

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Their partner, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in tonight at an even two hundred pounds, he is ZAAAAAAACK MALIBUUUUU!

 

Wasting no time, Zack charges down the aisleway, and he, Blonde and Faqu slide into the ring, ready to go...but it causes the GPX and Wright to cautiously back off! Words are exchanged, but it's obvious everyone wants to get this one underway, as referee Charles Robinson tries to keep things calm before sounding the bell.

 

Once the sides are seperated, two men from each team have to exit in order to get things started. Scotty Static seems eager to start for his team, and he gives Jax and Wright the thumbs up as they stand on the apron. From across the ring, big Faqu glares at the cocky competitor, but when the decision is made over who will start for the fan favorites, James Blonde is the one standing in the ring.

 

The bell sounds, and Static dances around his foe, waving "HI-YAH boy" on and daring him to lock up. As Blonde reaches in, Static jumps back and continues dancing around, laughing as Blonde was unable to get him. He waves Blonde on again, and though James is hesitant at first, he reaches forward and manages to catch Scotty, locking up with him...until Static pushes him away! Scotty backs up and chuckles at Blonde's rapidly building frustration, and doesn't see Zack reach over the ropes and wrap his hand around his head and jerk him to the canvas!

 

COACH

Hey! He can't do that!

 

CABOOSE

He can, and he did.

 

Scotty gets up and instantly turns to face Zack, pointing a finger and threatening him before turning around...and getting floored with a Blonde punch! Blonde then picks Scotty up and applies a side headlock, but can't keep it held on for long, as Static pushes him towards the ropes. Blonde rebounds and runs under a Static legdrop, but then stop and turns around, hooking a rear waistlock. Scotty manages to slip out and counters, applying one of his own, but Blonde counters that and uses another rear waistlock to take Scotty down to the canvas! He moves for Static's head, but Scotty is quick and gets away, then grabs Blonde in a side headlock as he comes up off the mat. Blonde lifts to counter with a back suplex, but Static floats over and uses his own rear waistlock to take Blonde down, and then targets the left arm, holding him in an armbar as both men come up to their feet...however they're close to the ropes, so Blonde reaches out and grabs the top rope, then backflips himself over and clocks Static with a pair of forearms to break! He goes to send Static into the ropes, but Static counters. Blonde bounces back, stopping himself from having to leapfrog over Scotty and instead pulling him up and dropping him with a scoop slam! He then pulls up Static's right arm and steps over it, drops a leg on it, and then pulls Scotty up to his feet, wrenching the arm and putting it behind his back with a hammerlock before releasing on his own accord and striking Scotty between the shoulder blades with an open hand chop! Blonde then turns Static around and sends him to the ropes, delivering an inverted atomic drop when Scotty comes back towards him! James then hits the ropes, but winds up running into a hiptoss from Static that takes him over! Static then reaches over and tags in Johnny Jax, who springboards in with a dropkick, but it gets swatted away by Blonde, and Jax crashes to the canvas!

 

COLE

I don't think that was the grand entrance Johnny Jax had planned on!

 

Jax pushes himself up, only to find himself stunned by a pair of European uppercuts, but when Blonde places him in a standing headscissors, he backdrops his way out of it! Jax hits the ropes and plows into Blonde as the crowd watches on, and knocks him down with a shoulderblock. He hits the ropes again but this time Blonde is up, and nails a back elbow, and then a hard chop! Jax reels, so Blonde takes him and shoots him to the ropes, but it's countered, and the big man Faqu slaps his parnters hand as he bounces off the ropes! Referee Charles Robinson sees the tag, and Blonde slides through Jax's legs, and when Jax lifts his head up, he's floored with a running lariat from the largest man in the match! Faqu pulls Jax up and presses him overhead, but Christian Wright runs in for the save, and kicks Faqu in the stomach! The Samoan reels, and drops Jax back to his feet, so Wright and Johnny team up and take his arms, shooting him towards the ropes, and connect with a double dropkick that staggers Faqu! Then take him and send him in once again, their hands held together to deliver a double clothesline, but Faqu swings his arms down and breaks the clothesline, then nails each one with a chop. He switches off, chopping each one of them, then takes Wright by the head and lures him towards the ropes, and hurls him over! Jax nails him as he turns around, and then pulls him towards the open area of center ring, and delivers a jawbreaker before leaping up and cracking him in the back of the head with an enzugiri that finally drops the big man!

 

COLE

Johnny Jax has chopped the big tree down!

 

COACH

Tree? That chump is nothing more than a stump. The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

 

Jax puts the boots to the fallen Samoan, and then hoists him up into a front facelock, dragging him towards his corner and holding Faqu as he tags in Christian Wright. Faqu pushes Jax into the corner to break the facelock, and then sees Wright stepping through the ropes, so he pulls him to mid-ring and clubs him across the back with forearms, then scoop slams him down before tagging Blonde back in. James Blonde races into the ring as Faqu soccer kicks Wright in the back to keep him down, and when Blonde comes off the ropes towards his partner, he's flapjacked into the air...and comes down on Wright with a splash! Faqu then hits the ropes and comes off with a big splash of his own, while Blonde tags in Zack, who springboards into the match for the first time with a frog splash onto the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion! Wright tucks and rolls out of the ring as fast as he can, and the GPX hop off the apron and come to his aid, as Blonde, Faqu, and Malibu celebrate in the ring!

 

CABOOSE

These guys think they're safe on the floor, but I wouldn't put my money on it!

 

The GPX and Wright all complain about Robinson's refereeing, but Lil' Naitch tells them that it's perfectly legal, because he saw the tags take place. Disgruntled, the Moral Highground returns to the ring, sneering at Zack Malibu, and now the two opponents for Zero Hour lock up! Wright sticks his leg out behind Zack and powers him down, and once his shoulders hit the mat Zack kicks his own legs out from under him, and lays on the canvas, and monkey flips Wright over! Still clutching his foes hands, Zack floats over to a mounted position and takes Wright's head in his hands, dazing him with some quick punches before pulling him up, wrenching the arm, and hitting a Russian legsweep. Wright shakes his head and sits up, but Zack hits the ropes and leaps over Christian, jarring his head with a rolling snapmare! Zack then hits the ropes again, but this time when he does Jax nails him with a knee to the small of the back, and Wright recovers in time to take Zack and hit a hard snap suplex! The well-educated Upstart then hits a falling kneedrop, and then locks Zack in a rear chinlock. Malibu powers up and sends him to the ropes, leapfrogging over his rebound, and then hiptossing him on the second rebound...NO! Wright hangs on and counters with a hiptoss of his own...NO! Zack brings his knee into Wright's gut, which keels him over, and then lifts him up in a fireman's carry...but Wright slips free and hits a quick back suplex!

 

COACH

Atta boy, Christian. Show that man what it means to be a World Heavyweight Champion.

 

CABOOSE

I'm fairly certain Zack Malibu knows what that is like.

 

COACH

And I'm fairly certain that Zack Malibu doesn't meet the requirements of a modern day champion. The Upstarts have caused an influx of talent the likes of which the world has never seen, and Christian Wright is right there at the forefront.

 

Wright moves to his corner and tags in Scotty Static, and together the duo take Zack Malibu and hoist him up, dropping his legs across the top rope before using the slingshot momentum to suplex him to the canvas! Wright then grabs his own partner and lifts him up, then drops him into a legdrop on Zack!

 

COACH

That it, baby. U-N-I-T-Y!

 

COLE

It was only a matter of time before Coachman made a Queen Latifah reference on our flagship show.

 

Static stands up and kicks and stomps Zack, then pulls him up and hits a Northern Lights Suplex! Robinson goes down to count, but Jax uses this as a diversion to sneak into the ring and plant his foot where the sun don't shine, while Malibu is helplessly pinned to the canvas!

 

COLE

He didn't want a pin there, they wanted to hurt Zack badly!

 

COACH

And they did!

 

Robinson breaks his own count, jumping up and chastising Jax as he exits, while Static brings Zack up and hits an inverted atomic drop, then comes off the ropes with a running Yakuza kick...which gets caught, and Zack blasts Static with a spinning wheel kick! Malibu then heads for his corner and lunges for the Samoan Tsunami, and the man from the islands steps in, sending Static pleading and begging away from him! Faqu slowly stalks the cocky, loudmouthed superstar, and when Static realizes he won't back down, he comes forward with a flurry of punches that rock the big man, only to have an Irish whip attempt reversed...AND FAQU HITS A HURACANRANA ON SCOTTY STATIC! The crowd goes BANANA after the move hits, and Static slides to the outside! Faqu moves towards the ropes to follow his opponent, but Wright runs across the apron and drops him throat first across the top rope! As Robinson scolds him for his actions, Johnny Jax moves in for the kill, slingshotting into the ring and hitting a quick kick to the gut before dropping Faqu with a DDT! Jax then quickly gets out of the ring, as the protests of Malibu, Blonde, and the fans clue Robinson in that some chicanery, just possibly, could be afoot.

 

COLE

They may not be face to face fighters, but the trifecta of Wright, Static and Jax are proving to be very effective tonight.

 

COACH

I told you baby, that's unity. That's team spirit.

 

CABOOSE

Oh PLEASE let's not go there.

 

COACH

Nah, I know what you're thinkin' playboy, and there won't be any of that. But let's face it. Malibu is a broken man who won't admit it. We've been beating him, bloodying him, and leaving him for dead for months, but like a cockroach he keeps coming back. Blonde and Faqu, c'mon now, we're supposed to take THESE guys as threats? The same guys who Josie made into her "second string" when she was GM, and they couldn't hack that so she sent them back to Japan? The guys who, if you remember correctly, were brought back to OPPOSE the same man they're teaming with tonight!

 

COLE

Thanks for the history lesson Coach, but if you actually think any of that means anything in the current OAOAST scene, then why not bring up the fact that the GPX, at one time, were allies of Zack Malibu?

 

COACH

Don't go there. Those were some dark days.

 

Back in the ring, Static enters, taking Faqu and backing him into the heel corner before tagging in Christian Wright. Together, they pull him out, but then ram him backwards against the turnbuckles before pulling him forward and then take his legs out from under him, and then snap his legs like a wishbone! Wright then drops a knee across the throat of Faqu and drives it in, trying his best to suffocate the big man before pulling him up, and setting him up in a standing headscissors!?

 

COLE

Don't tell me he's going to attempt what I think he's going to!

 

We may never know, as Faqu takes Wright's legs out from under him, and catapults him up and over...but Wright skins the cat, and gets pushed up and over by Jax, into a headscissors on Faqu...who pulls him off the ropes and tosses him across the ring, causing him to land face first! Faqu then hits a running knee that knocks Wright through the ropes and down to the floor...and Faqu jogs to the corner and climbs the ropes as fast as he can, tagging Zack Malibu before hitting a Samoan Somersault Plancha down onto Christian Wright!

 

COACH

YO! Fatass can fly!

 

Faqu gets up, but immediately gets nailed by a double baseball slide by the GPX, which knocks him back into the barrier! The GPX then hop out of the ring and start double-teaming the big man, clubbing him down...until Zack Malibu races across the apron and takes them both out with a double apron run diving clothesline! Malibu then pulls Scotty Static up to his feet, and then backs away, as James Blonde runs across the apron and dives off with a dropkick, catching Static on the chin so hard that Scotty takes a flip bump off of it! Blonde gets up and hurls Wright back into the ring for Zack. Blonde and Faqu keep the GPX isolated, and Zack enters the ring, standing silently behind a groggy Wright. Christian gets up and stumbles back, right into Malibu, so he spins around as fast as he can with a discus clothesline, but Zack ducks it and hits the ropes, and nails him with a jumping calf kick! Malibu brings him up and shoots him into the corner, but when he charges he meets boot, and Wright grabs his head and tries for a Tornado DDT...NO! Zack shoves off, and then tries for SCHOOL'S OUT, but Wright catches the foot, throws it down, and delivers an STO! Wright then drags Zack to the middle of the ring by his ankles and prepares to lock him in the figure four leglock, but Zack kicks off and sends Wright careening towards the ropes! Wright rebounds, and Zack hops up for a monkey flip, but Wright throws him down back to his feet, and immediately hits the WRIGHT OFF, dropping Zack hard on the canvas for a pin!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

NO!

 

COACH

Oh come ON, Robinson!

 

Wright rolls his eyes at the deplorable actions of the incompetent referee, while his partners brawl at ringside with the GPX. Blonde gets sent into the stairs by Jax, and then together Static and Johnny lift Faqu and crotch him on the guardrail, which is more than enough to stagger the big man as he falls off the apron and into the crowd! Meanwhile back in the ring, Wright brings Zack up, but Malibu surprises him by swinging around and trying for a backslide! Wright struggles, desperate to not be taken down to the canvas, so Zack breaks his attempted backslide and swings around, grabbing a front facelock and hoisting Wright into the air, then dropping him over the ropes and onto the apron! Zack releases the hold and tries to back away, but Wright jabs a thumb in his eye and then takes him by the head and brings him to the corner, smashing his head into the top turnbuckle! Zack staggers back, as Wright climbs the ropes, but once he regains his composure Zack runs up the ropes and grabs Wright, pulling him onto his shoulders and then leaping from the middle rope down to the ring below with his somersault fireman's carry known as the Honor Roll! He turns over and hooks a leg, keeping Christian's shoulders pressed against the canvas as Robinson makes the count!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

NO!

 

COACH

HAHA! Yeeeah, boy!

 

CABOOSE

From Queen Latifah to Flava Flav, what is this with the rapper references tonight?

 

Malibu gets up and looks to his corner, then turns to the Upstarts corner, where Jax and Static mockingly wave to him, as they have wounded Blonde and Faqu at ringside. Infuriated, Malibu charges and knocks each of them off the apron for their arrogance, then turns his attention back to Wright. He brings him up and staggers him with three chops, then jumps up on his shoulders and snaps him over with a rana, but Wright rolls through...but so does Zack! Malibu drops an elbow, but it misses! Wright drops an elbow, and THAT misses! They come to a standoff, but Jax reaches in from ringside and pulls Malibu's leg out from under him, sending him falling face first! He pats himself on the back, but a recovering James Blonde spears him down and starts hammering on him, causing Static to dive for Blonde and start hammering HIM! Meanwhile, Zack staggers to his feet, but he winds up in the grasp of Christian Wright, who lifts him up, and makes a successful conversion, as he hits CONVERTING THE SINNER on Zack Malibu!

 

COLE

Wright scored with his trademark move!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE!

 

DING! DING! DING!

 

COACH

YEAH! And that's how we do it, Mikey Cole and Caboose! Zero Hour ain't gonna be nothin' but a cakewalk!

 

"Slither" hits, and Christian Wright rolls off of Zack Malibu, throwing his arms up in the air before dropping to his knees. Robinson hands him his HI-YAH Heavyweight Title, which he clutches in his arms and hugs, as the GPX break free from Blonde and get into the ring, congratulating their friend.

 

BUFFER

Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, the team of the GPX AND CHRISTIAN WRIGHT!

 

Static, Jax, and Wright all bail, as the fan favorites pick themselves up back at the ringside area. Wright holds his HI-YAH belt high in the air, as Static runs around acting like a general nuisance, including taking the camera and pulling it close to his face, telling the world that "we told you, it don't get any better than what you see right here!". Scotty pushes the camera back to the camera man, but we've cut away anyways, as the cameras zoom in on the angered faces of Blonde, Faqu, and Malibu, who are all aching, and craving revenge after having been unable to obtain victory tonight.

[Patty O'Green 0]

SIX MAN ACTION MAKES PATTY HOT~!

 

Quoted for truth. Babies?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Done!