Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Note: This should go on after the Black T promo Eski is writing. Not immediately after, but after after. On second thought, it doesn't matter if it goes right after or not, just make sure the Black T promo goes on first. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following Anderson Cup contest is the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference Final, and it is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Oklahoma City, at a total combine weight of 525 pounds... THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUUISERS! The Sooner Bruisers come out to Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein". The always energentic "Pyscho Gremlin" Frank Frankensteiner runs around the stage responding to the crowd's HOWLS, while big brother Frank flexes his biceps for the cameras. Frankie is patted on the head as he dashes past Frank and slides into the ring. COLE The former All-Americans given a warm reception here tonight. As are the Lone Star Gunslingers, they are one win away from the Anderson Cup Finals. We send it back to Michael Buffer. "WAHAHAHAHA, WAH, WAH, WAH..." The theme from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" accompany the team of the Lone Star Gunslingers, sending the female fans into a frenzy as the handsome duo sprint to the ring. As they slap hands with the fans, one eager female pulls Jock into the railing and plants a big kiss on him, bringing a smile to the face of "The Texas Twister". BUFFER Their opponents, from the Lone Star State, weighing 507 pounds... THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS! CABOOSE This should be a magnificant match, one that could go 30 minutes or end in 5. Just look at the teams they have beaten to get here. The Sooner Bruisers went through Glory by Anarchy and Team Heyross to reach the Conference Finals. The Lone Star Gunslingers impressively defeated the team of Christian Wright and Bohemoth, then Black T -- yes, Black T -- in the semi-finals. COLE It's the 2 seed vs. the 5 seed. The Sooner Bruisers vs. the Lone Star Gunslingers. COACH Now that The Upstarts or Originals no longer have strong ties to those remaining in the Anderson Cup, I'm hoping for one helluva match. Personally, I'd like to see the Sooner Bruisers advance because I love their style. They wanna go in there and beat you senseless. You better have a good health insurance plan before stepping in the ring with those animals. Baron and Jock wave to the crowd as they remove their jackets. Referee Charles Robinson requests both teams attendence in the middle of the ring to run the rules by them and check for hidden foreign objects. None are found. He wishes both teams luck and calls for the bell. * DING DING * Both teams wish each other luck and shake hands. Baron and Frankie exit, leaving Frank and Jock in the ring to start. Following another handshake, the two circle around the ring before locking up, and Frank catches Jock with a T-Bone suplex! Jock favors his lower back as he rises to a knee, clearly caught off-guard by the quickness of the 275 pounder. He shakes off the cobwebs and hooks it right back up with the Man of Tomorrow, flinging Frank across the ring with an armdrag takeover. Frank pops up nodding his head, so far impressed by the toughness and resolve of the young Texan. Frank puts his amatuer wrestling skills to use, going behind Jock and taking him down to the mat. Jock squirms out of a front facelock, putting Frank on the defensive with a hammerlock. Frank makes sure he doesn't stay grounded for long, returning to a vertical base and firing a series of back elbows that free him from the hammerlock, and then leveling Jock with a Soonerline. Jock turns onto his stomach as Frank hits the ropes, leapfroging over a recoiling Man of Tomorrow, then connecting with a beautiful standing dropkick. ONE... KICKOUT! Jock brings Frank back to his feet, wringing the right arm. He takes him over to the Gunslingers corner and tags Baron Windels, who comes down on the outstretched arm with a BIONIC ELBOW off the top. He wrings the arm again and grounds the big man with a hammerlock. Baron with a succession of knees into the locked arm of Frankensteiner, trying to take away one of the Sooner Bruisers strongest points -- the Soonerline. COACH These boys might be from Texas, but it's obvious they've learned something in their short time in the OAOAST. They know the Sooners bread and butter is their beloved Soonerline. They saw how effective Team Heyross was in being able to put a limit on the amount of Soonerlines the Frankensteiners could use. Frank gets up to his feet, looking to throw some back elbows but Baron has it well scouted, keeping his head low. So Frank goes behind and reverses Jock's hammerlock with one of his own. Or maybe not. Frank chicken wings the arms and slams Baron straight back with a TIGER SUPLEX! ONE... TW-- Mulligan breaks up the pin. Frank drags Baron over to the corner and in comes the "Pyscho Gremlin." Frankie plants Baron in the center of the ring with another Sooner Bruisers trademark -- the belly-to-belly suplex! ONE... TW-- Again Jock makes the save. Face-first into the turnbuckle goes Baron. Frankie backs him against the turnbuckles and shoots Baron to the far corner. He charges in and hits nothing but turnbuckle as Baron side steps. Windels off the near side with a Yakuza Kick right to the side of the head! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! COLE Oh, he almost had him. COACH Heh. Baron should've known hitting Frankie on his head wouldn't have much effect. You have to have something up there for it to hurt. Windels sprints to his corner and tags Jock. "The Texas Twister" scales the turnbuckles, timing his leap and lunging forward...and into the arms of the Pyscho Gremlin and a POWERSLAM! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Frankie picks Jock off the mat and hoists him over his right shoulder in a Canadian backbreaker position. He charges the corner and rams an upside down Jock stomach-first into the top turnbuckle. Jock gets hung up on the top rope. Frankie sits him upright on the top and climbs onto the middle rope. BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! Tag made by the Sooners. Frank kisses the peak of his bicep and drops the elbow down across the sternum of Jock. ONE... TW-- KICKOUT! Up in a Canadian backbreaker position goes Jock once again. Frank stays near the corner as he tags Frankie. Frank forcefully drops Jock to the canvas as Frank drops an elbow off the top! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! COLE Baron with yet another save. CABOOSE The Sooner Bruisers do not take it easy on anyone. Friend or foe, they still come at you with the same intensity. COACH And that's what makes them The Coach's pick to win. Frankie runs in place, HOWLING at the lights above. He scoopes Jock up and rams him back-first into the top turnbuckle, then runs across the ring and rams Jock into another turnbuckle. As Frankie looks to complete the Oklahoma Stampede with a running powerslam in the center of the ring, Jock is able to kick his legs free and DDT Frankie! Jock flicks his hand out to make the tag, not knowing he's far away from his corner. Baron sticks his head through the ropes, screaming at Jock, hoping his partner will follow where the voice is coming from. His eyes glazed, perhaps having had sustained a concussion from the powerbomb/elbow double-team combination, Jock looks at his partner, reaching for the tag. Baron seemingly wills Jock to the corner, doing his damnest to extend as far out as he can without letting go of the tag rope. Charles Robinson watches intently as Jock nears his corner and...Charles claps his hands overhead...makes the tag! COLE The tag has been made! Baron Windels and Frankie Frankensteiner now the legal men. Baron leapfrogs over a rising Frankie and nails him coming back off the ropes with a BULLDOG! COLE Will that be it? ONE... TWO... THREE! NO! Frank pulls Baron off his brother. Jock comes back into the picture, jumping on Frank. The two slug it out as Charles Robinson orders both men out of the ring. Frank misses a wild Soonerline and gets caught in THE CLAW! Jock releases the hold and goes for a discus punch, but the referee gets in the way and is decked by the spinning right hand. Frank dives out of the ring to avoid any further confrontation with Jock. COACH Well, that just got him disqualified. COLE It was an accident. Charles Robinson, while trying to do his job, got in the line of fire. There was no ill intent. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jock stands over the referee with his hands in his face. As Baron sets Frankie for a superplex, Jock tries to bring Charles back to his senses...but is pulled out of the ring by TONY BRANNIGAN! CABOOSE What is this?! COLE From out of nowhere, Tony Brannigan has showed up ringside. Tony sends Jock hard into the RINGPOST, while Baron hits the SUPERPLEX! Not knowing what's happened to his partner, Baron covers Frankie...only to get hit in the head courtesy of a Dan Black DIVING HEADBUTT! Black drapes Frankie's arm over Windels' chest and exits through the crowd along with Tony. ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and advancing to the Anderson Cup Finals at Zero Hour... THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUISERRRRRSSSSSSS! The crowd is split. Frank returns to the ring unaware of how he and his brother have advanced to the Finals. Jock is still down outside, [color=#FF0000][b]blood[/b][/color] flowing down his face after going into the ringpost. COLE Jock is bleeding badly out on the arena floor. If he didn't have a concussion before, he probably does now. Ugh! What a horrible way to end what was otherwise a great match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
