alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 *insert graphic* COLE And it's time now, Coach, for the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Iron Man Match! It's Alfdogg defending the Heartland title against Brock Ausstin! Let's go backstage to Tony Schiavone! TONY OK, thank you, Michael Cole, and I'm standing back here with the respective wheel spinners for each participant! Representing the challenger, Brock Ausstin, it'll be his manager Rick Heyross, and to my right, Reject will be the spinner for the Heartland champion, Alfdogg! The rules are as follows: The first fall of the match will be contested under normal OAOAST rules, with a decision being rendered by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout! From there, the representative of the winner of each fall will spin the wheel to determine what type of match the next fall will be contested under! And of course, whoever has the most falls at the end of the match will be the OAOAST Heartland champion! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits. TONY And with that, let's go to Michael Buffer! Brock Ausstin walks through the curtains as Buffer begins his announcements. BUFFER [i]The following contest is the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Iron man match, for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 304 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] COLE And Brock Ausstin will attempt to become a singles champion for the first time in his career! You recall, back in October at World Without End, he was a part of the four-way match for this very title, in which Brock joined Stevens/Heyross Incorporated in the ruse against Alfdogg! But those times have passed, and now it's Brock and Alf, man-to-man! COACH You're right, Cole, and I think here with no distractions, we're going to see Brock pick up his first-ever singles title! CABOOSE Definitely possible, but if I were a betting man, I think I'd have to put it on Alf, he's really been on fire lately. As Brock walks down the aisle, Peter Knight stands and applauds from his suite, cupping his hands to his mouth and yelling encouragement. COLE There's one man who is interested in how this turns out. No matter what happens tonight, Alf still will face Peter Knight in one month's time for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at AngleMania. COACH With a match like this, I have trouble seeing Alf actually MAKING it to AngleMania. Brock gets ready in the ring as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg walks through the curtains to an enormous pop. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former WORLD Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses in the corners, taking the time to find the box Knight is in and pointing up to him. He makes a "belt around the waist" motion and then meets Brock and the referee in the center of the ring. The referee explains the same rules which were explained by Tony before, and then raises the belt in the air as Alf and Brock back off into their corners. *DING DING DING* Alf and Brock circle the ring, and then tie up. Brock quickly shoves Alf back into his corner, then does a double bicep pose, which is received with a round of boos. COLE And Brock showing his surperior power, which I'm sure all of these people knew he had! COACH Yeah, I can't believe Alf was stupid enough to try that! Alf gets up and circles the ring again, then moves in and grabs a rear waistlock. Brock struggles, and can't escape the hold. Eventually, he manages to grab one of Alf's legs and trip him up. Alf pushes Brock off into the ropes with his free leg, then catches him with a monkey flip! Brock bounces right back up and charges Alf, but gets caught in an armdrag! Brock comes up in his corner and kicks the bottom rope. COLE And Brock extremely frustrated here in the early going! Brock comes out of his corner and gets right in Alf's face, then delivers a slap right across it! Brock stays on Alf, pounding on him in the corner. Brock then brings Alf out and whips him into the ropes. Brock drops down and Alf hops over, then Brock turns over to attempt a reverse monkey flip, but Alf sees it coming and drops a fist right between the eyes! COLE Brock tries the same move and Alf a little too smart for it! Brock gets up holding his face, and when he turns to face Alf again, he's met with a wad of spit to the face! COACH Ohhhhhhhhh ho! Alf's really pushing his limits now! Brock charges Alf again, but Alf catches him with a drop toe hold! Alf then jumps across Brock and hooks a headlock, quickly switching to a front facelock! COLE Some good mat wrestling being shown by Alf here, Coach! COACH I just...I can't believe the way this match is going so far. CABOOSE Well, you heard Axel and Peter Knight a few weeks ago, they talked about how Alf can't wrestle without gimmicks, but I hope they're watching the clinic that Alf is putting on right now! Brock is able to make his way to his feet, then he picks up Alf and tosses him off across the ring! COACH And once again, Brock with the superior strength! Brock comes at Alf, but gets caught in another armdrag! CABOOSE But Alf just too quick right now for Brock! Alf switches to a wristlock, and paintbrushes Brock on the mat! COACH I can't believe this, what Alf's doing to Brock right now! COLE Alf's trying to frustrate him, and it's always tough to wrestle angry. COACH And just how would you know that? COLE ... Suddenly, Brock pops up, and picks up Alf for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH Oh yeah, Alf might pay for it now, though! Brock spins Alf around...but Alf hangs onto the wrist and drags him over and to the mat! COLE But look at Alf hang onto the hold! I don't think I've ever seen that move countered like that! CABOOSE That's because you've never seen me do it. Alf wrenches the arm, then hooks Brock and takes him over with a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First pin attempt of the match, and Brock is out at two! Alf picks up Brock, and delivers a vertical suplex! COLE And a little power there, too! CABOOSE Alf's putting it all on display tonight! COLE Here's another pin attempt... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Brock, who reverses an Irish whip. Alf hops over Brock, then ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a powerslam! COACH Speaking of power... Brock poses briefly, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock picks up Alf, lifting him overhead for a PRESS SLAM~! Brock takes his time, turning to show each section of the crowd, then simply drops Alf behind him to the mat! Brock turns Alf over and drops a knee to the sternum, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Those kickouts are getting weaker and weaker, Cole! I think Alf might be in danger of going down a fall here! Brock whips Alf into a corner, and follows him in with an avalanche! COLE Brock Ausstin with all 300 pounds plus crushing Alf in the corner! Brock looks for some accolades from the crowd, and doesn't get them. He then whips Alf back into the other corner, but this time takes some more time to preen to the crowd, and Alf slides out of the way! Brock falls to the mat, and Alf quickly goes up to the top rope! COLE Here it is! Alf's got a chance right now! Alf leaps through the air, but sees Brock rolling out of the way and rolls over on the mat ala Eddie Guerrero, only to be turned inside out by a Brock clothesline! COACH But Brock knew where he was at all times, and he's still got the advantage! I love it! COLE What a shot that was! Brock lifts Alf off the mat, and takes him overhead with a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock starts to get on the referee's case. COLE Brock wanting a faster count from the referee right there. CABOOSE Nothing wrong with that count at all, it's been consistent all the way. Brock picks up Alf and sets him up for a running powerslam, once again taking time out to showboat. Alf slips behind the back and shoves Brock off into a corner, then catches him coming back with a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Brock slips out! COLE Nice counter by Alf, but Brock able to escape! Alf makes it to his feet first, and runs to the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, but as he comes back, they both clothesline each other! COLE Oh, both men down and out of it! The crowd counts along with the referee... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up! Alf starts to climb to his feet, as Brock gets to his. Brock with a right hand, but Alf blocks and delivers one of his own! Brock tries again, and gets the same result! Brock tries a third right, blocked, then a left, blocked, then Alf moves in and converts an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf struggles back to his feet, and delivers a superkick! Alf then goes to the top rope! COLE And Alf back to the top once again! COACH But Brock's going to meet him! Brock starts to climb from the inside as Alf does so from the outside. Alf tries to pound Brock down, but catches a thumb to the eye. Both men are now standing on the top rope, and Alf takes a wild swing. Brock ducks, grabs a rear waistlock...and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE, with Alf flipping backwards and landing on his face and chest! TRIPLE C :o Brock rolls over for the cover... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Brock Ausstin has won the first fall! BUFFER [i]The winner of the first fall...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 1 Alf: 0 Time remaining: 52:58 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The camera shows PK pumping his fist and then goes back to show Rick Heyross with a pleased look on his face. TONY Brock Ausstin the winner of the first fall, that means Rick Heyross spins the wheel as we hit the 30-second resting period. Rick Heyross grabs the wheel, and gives it a spin. The wheel stops, and Heyross is elated with the result. TONY Next fall...it's a FIRST BLOOD match! The first man to draw blood from his opponent will be the winner of the fall, and we'll come back here when that happens! Back out to Sofa Central! (7:32) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 *DING DING DING* Brock starts hammering Alf on the mat. COLE And the second fall is under way! CABOOSE That's right, and the first man to draw blood from his opponent will be awarded the fall this time! No pins, submissions or anything of that sort. Brock picks up Alf and holds him in one arm, before planting him with a backbreaker! COLE And Brock with a big backbreaker! Brock shoves Alf off of his knee and plays to the crowd. COACH And Brock can take his time now, because he's up one fall to zero! CABOOSE But he better not give Alf too much time to recuperate, or he'll even up the odds in a hurry! Brock picks up Alf, setting him up for a vertical suplex. He lifts him up in the air, holding him for several seconds, before falling back to the mat! Brock slowly gets to his feet, slapping Alf around a bit, then exits the ring, grabbing a steel chair. COACH And Brock looking for blood already here, and if he can get in a shot on Alf, he'll go up 2-0! Brock lays the chair on the apron, then rolls back into the ring. Alf is slowly getting to his knees, as Brock waves him up. Brock then raises the chair overhead, but Alf pops up and hits Brock with a superkick! COLE And Alf able to dodge going down another fall, at least for now! Both men slowly get to their feet, and Brock charges at Alf in the corner, but Alf gets feet up! Alf then climbs backwards to the top rope. COLE Alf to the top rope, Brock dazed... Alf comes off the top rope, catching Brock with a HURRICANRANA! CABOOSE Well, I called that one, Brock got too concerned with the crowd, and let Alf get his wind back! Alf then grabs the chair off the mat. COLE And now it's Alf with the chair, looking to even the score in this Iron Man contest! Alf cocks the chair back, and Brock wisely turns away and takes the shot on the back! The shot drops Brock to his knees, and Alf delivers another shot to the back! COLE And Brock is down on the mat, as we've hit the ten-minute mark in this contest! Alf sets the chair down, and picks Brock up off the mat, setting up a powerbomb! COACH No way, he won't get him up! Brock is able to stay down, and backdrops Alf onto the chair! COLE And Alf goes back-first onto the steel chair! Brock picks up Alf, and attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses and sends Brock into the corner. Alf charges, but Brock backdrops him to the apron! Brock turns around, and catches a thumb to the eye! COACH What a cheap move that was! CABOOSE Who cares? It got Alf out of trouble. Alf attempts to ram Brock's head into the buckle, but Brock blocks, and rams Alf into the ringpost! COLE OH, and that might have done it right there! Alf gathers his senses, and checks his forehead, but fortunately sees no blood. CABOOSE No blood yet, he's still in there! Brock grabs him, and attempts a suplex back into the ring. Alf blocks the first attempt, then the second, before suplexing Brock all the way to the concrete floor! COLE Oh, Brock all the way out to the floor! Alf climbs back into the ring, then leaps onto Brock with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! CABOOSE Great hangtime by Alf, and he's got Brock in trouble again! Alf pounds on Brock, then tosses him back into the ring. Alf then goes under the ring and grabs a KENDO STICK~! The crowd roars its approval. COACH Oh, I don't like this! CABOOSE I do. COACH What? What do have against Brock Ausstin? CABOOSE Nothing. But you said you didn't like it, and I can't be jeopardizing my image by agreeing with you! Alf jumps to the apron, then goes to the top rope. Alf leaps off, but Brock catches him on the mat, and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And Brock able to come up with a great counter! COACH Oh, and now Brock's got the chair back! Brock waits on Alf to turn around, and swings it right into Alf's skull! Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CABOOSE Oh man, that's got to do it! Alf stays down on the mat for a few seconds, then gets up to reveal blood spots on the mat. COACH Yes, that's it! Alf's bleeding! The referee runs around and sees Alf's forehead, and calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the second fall...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 2 Alf: 0 Time remaining: 47:38 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And Brock has taken a commanding lead in the match, he's up 2 falls to 0! Let's go back to Tony Schiavone! Reject is seen pacing around, while Rick Heyross is overjoyed. TONY All right, thanks Michael...Rick Heyross obviously estatic over this turn of events, his man Brock Ausstin up 2-0! It's time again, go ahead and spin the wheel! Heyross spins the wheel, with a confident look on his face. Some of the confidence leaves him, however, when he sees the result of the spin. TONY A SUBMISSION match! Reject turns around and claps his hands once, feeling more confident about Alf's chances. TONY You know the drill here, the winner of the fall will be the man who can force a submission out of his opponent! Back out to Cole, Coach, and Caboose at Sofa Central! (12:52) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 *DING DING DING* COLE Thanks, Tony, we're back again with Alf now down 2 falls to 0! COACH And I gotta wonder how Alf has ANY hope in hell of winning any World title match at AngleMania after this showing. CABOOSE There's still a long ways to go in this one, over 45 minutes, to be exact. Just shut up and watch. Brock hammers away on the open wound of Alf, then bites him. COACH That'll do it, maybe he'll just eat his flesh until he submits! Brock picks up Alf in a bodyslam position, and drops him on the knee! He then picks him back up. COACH And look at the power here! Brock drops him on the knee a second time! He then picks Alf up once again, and completes the move a third time! Brock then picks up Alf once again and applies an abdominal stretch! COLE And what must Alf be feeling in this hold after suffering that triple backbreaker? Brock grabs onto the ropes to add pressure to the hold. Brock holds, then lets go as the referee gets up to check. CABOOSE I don't know what the referee's admonishing him for, the only way this fall can be decided is by submission! Brock then turns and falls to the mat with the hold. He also drives his forearm into Alf's face, putting pressure on his neck, as well. Alf slowly fades away, and the referee checks the arm. 1!!! 2!!! Alf holds through on the third lift! He builds up strength, and manages to get his other arm free, rolling backwards to escape Brock's grasp! He catches Brock with a quick DDT as he's getting up! Both men are out on the mat, but Alf makes it to his feet first, and as Brock is getting up, Alf comes off the ropes and hits a short dropkick right into Brock's face! Brock rolls out of the ring, and Alf follows. Alf rams Brock's head into the apron, and then attempts a suplex on the floor! COLE A suplex coming up, perhaps! Brock blocks, however, and delivers one of his own! Brock slowly gets to his feet, and rolls back into the ring. CABOOSE And you can see some fatigue starting to set in on Brock, as well, even though he's controlled most of this match, obviously, up 2-0. Brock waits on Alf to climb to the apron, then hammers him with forearms. Brock tries to back suplex Alf from the apron to the ring, but Alf flips over the back and comes back with a Hart Attack clothesline! Both men are out on the mat once again, but Alf again makes it to his feet first. Alf CHOPS~! away at Brock in the corner, then slowly rams his head into the buckle as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Brock falls backwards and to the mat, and Alf catches him with a snap legdrop! Alf then tries a standing moonsault, but Brock is able to get the knees up! COLE And Alf had something going briefly, but it's Brock on top once again! Brock sets Alf in the corner, and starts driving knees into the midsection. He then picks Alf's head up, and lays in CHOPS~! Alf chops back, and the two start trading them out of the corner! Alf quickly sticks two fingers into the eyes of Brock! COACH Cheap shot! Alf then grabs Brock by the head, and gives him a big headbutt, sending him to the mat and causing Alf himself to stagger back into the corner. Alf regains his breath, then comes off the second rope and drives an elbow into Brock! Alf picks Brock up and pulls him into the corner again, but this time Brock goes to the eyes! COACH Smart move by Brock Ausstin! CABOOSE I thought it was a cheap move? COACH No. Brock measures Alf, and drops an elbow on him. Brock then backs slowly into the ropes, and drops a second one. Brock picks up Alf and follows with a gutwrench suplex. COLE Suplex, nicely executed by Brock Ausstin! Brock turns Alf over, and applies a camel clutch! COACH Another submission hold, Brock could seal the deal right here! Brock puts the arms over his knees and crossfaces Alf as the referee asks him if he wants to give it up. Alf won't oblige. Brock feels an arm start to slip free, so he releases, then drops knees to the back. Brock drops four knees, then reapplies the hold. COACH He's just making sure now! Brock cranks back on the hold for several seconds, and the referee checks Alf's arm. 1!!! 2!!! Alf holds through again! Alf starts to come up, but Brock releases again and jumps, landing with his ass on Alf's lower back! He then tries to apply the hold a third time, but Alf sandbags him, and is able to move a leg around. Alf swings his other leg around, and kicks both feet right into Brock's chin! Brock falls back into a corner, and Alf follows him over and drives in shoulders. Brock catches him with a knee on one shoulder, but misses a clothesline, and Alf knocks him down with a dropkick! Alf picks him up, but Brock reverses an Irish whip. Alf ducks another clothesline, and they collide in mid-ring! COLE And both men out once again here! This time, Brock gets to his feet first, albeit slowly. He waits as Alf slowly gets to his feet, and traps him in a bearhug! COLE And Brock really trying to wear down the ribs of Alf here! Brock cinches in and jerks Alf back and forth. Alf briefly gets a forearm under the chin, but Brock squeezes and Alf drops it back down. Alf fades once again, and the referee lifts his arm. 1!!! 2!!! And once again, Alf stays in it! COACH How long can this guy hold out? COLE Alf coming back once again, as this match has hit the 20-minute mark! Alf delivers a headbutt to Brock! Then a second! A third! Alf then bites Brock right on the bridge of the nose! Brock releases, and Alf knocks him through the ropes with a superkick! Alf then goes to a far corner to rest. COACH And Alf being really smart right here, to not risk more damage on the floor and get his wind back, give his ribs and lower back some time ro rest! As Brock starts to roll back into the ring, Alf grabs the chair from the other side of ringside. Once Brock gets his body in, Alf starts hammering him with the chair! CABOOSE Brock's like the little alligator at the arcade, and Alf's swinging the mallot! Or in this case, the chair! Alf slams the chair to the mat, and the crowd roars its approval! Alf drops a knee to the sternum, then drags Brock by the legs towards the ringpost! Alf waits for the crowd to get loud, then yanks Brock, crotching him on the post! COLE Well, I've got no arcade analogies for that one. CABOOSE No, but I bet Brock's got some sore Skee-balls right now! COACH Oh, that's REAL cute. Alf then rams Brock's leg into the ringpost, then does it a second time! Alf then sets one leg over the other, drawing a BIG roar from the crowd! COACH Oh, no! Alf lifts his leg up, then drops himself down, executing the RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR~! Brock screams in pain, and the crowd screams in delight! COLE Listen to this place! Alf finally releases the hold after some prodding from the referee, then jumps up and shoves the referee to the floor! COACH Oh, come on! CABOOSE And the referee can do nothing about it! Brock is hobbling in the ring, and Alf slides in and KICKS HIS LEG OUT OF HIS LEG~! Brock struggles to his feet, and Alf does it again! Alf lets Brock get to his feet again, then pulls his leg out from under him and applies an STF! COLE Submission hold from Alf now, an STF! COACH STFU, Cole! COLE What did I say? COACH That's what the kids call that hold these days, I hear. CABOOSE Well, that guy's not as proficient at this hold as I'm sure Alf is, we could see Alf narrow the gap right here! Brock attempts to remove Alf's hands with his own, but Alf yanks at Brock and he drops them. Brock struggles, pulling himself towards the ropes with his elbows. COACH But look! He's still got that power in him! Brock is able to grab the bottom rope! COACH And he makes the ropes, I love it! Alf releases the hold, then pulls him out from the ropes. However, Brock grabs Alf by the pants and pulls him through the ropes to the outside! COLE And Brock buying himself some time, and those are precious seconds for Alf right now! Alf gets back up on the apron, and delivers a shoulder to the gut of Brock! Brock staggers backward, and Alf springs to the top rope and flies in, but Brock catches him with a powerslam! Brock then grabs the chair and sets it up in mid-ring. Brock sets up a powerbomb, but Alf slides out of it in front of Brock and delivers a foot to the gut. Brock quickly drops to his knees and delivers a low blow! Brock then comes back up and executes the powerbomb, sending Alf right through the chair! COACH Oh man, that's it! Slap on a hold here, Brock, and you got it! CABOOSE What hold will he try this time, I wonder? Brock lifts Alf up onto his shoulder. COACH Oh, backbreaker! Brock hooks Alf under the chin, then drops to his knees with him! The crowd groans in reaction. COLE No, he drops with it! COACH Thats was just for insurance, now he's going to put a hold on! Brock plants his knees into Alf's back, and rolls over with a BOW-AND-ARROW hold! COLE And the bow-and-arrow will be the choice of Brock this time! We see one of his partners, Charlie Moss, utilize this one a lot, including against Alf this past Thursday! It didn't work then, will it work here? COACH No way, Alf's done this time! Brock cranks back on Alf, who fades quickly. However, Alf begins to swing his arms around, and manages to roll the hold over and reach the ropes! COACH I can't believe this! CABOOSE I can. I've been through it all in the OAOAST, and I've got to give him his due...if there's any one man who can take all this punishment without packing it in, it's Alf! Brock releases the hold, and stomps away at Alf on the mat. He then picks up Alf for another backbreaker, but this time Alf manages to push off of the corner with his feet, then land on his feet on the mat and take Brock over with a backdrop! COACH And how can he still backdrop the 300-pound Brock after the punishment to his back? Alf kneels down in the corner to recover. Brock slowly gets up and grabs Alf from behind, but Alf responds with a kick between the legs, sending Brock to the mat once again! Alf walks over to Brock and sets him up for a powerbomb, but Brock blocks and backdrops Alf! CABOOSE Well, I think that was a heat-check on Alf's part, and it backfired. Brock then drags the mangled chair which Alf went through earlier, and sets it in the middle of the ring. He sets Alf up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but Alf counters it with a DDT onto the chair! COLE Big move form Alf there! Let's see if he can capitalize! Alf crawls over to the corner and grabs the kendo stick, then gets to his feet and waits on Brock. When Brock turns around, Alf gives him a HUGE whack with the stick right between the eyes! Brock falls backwards to the mat like a sack of potatoes, and blood soon starts flowing from his forehead! COLE What a shot by Alf, and now it's Brock Ausstin busted open! Alf grabs Brock's legs, and hooks him in a SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE Sharpshooter locked in, could this be the thing to cut the deficit in half? Brock screams in pain as he struggles to the ropes, but Alf pulls him back to the center! Brock tries to move to another corner, but Alf pulls him back once again! Brock makes one last attempt for ropes, but finally has to TAP OUT!!! COLE YES! Alf has cut the deficit in half! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the third fall...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 2 Alf: 1 Time remaining: 34:19 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Alf releases the hold and slumps to the mat in exhaustion, Knight stands and claps his hands, yelling more encouragement Brock's way. COLE Back to Tony at the wheel! TONY Thanks Michael, and Alf has narrowed the deficit, so now it's Reject's turn to spin the wheel for the first time. Tony steps back, and Reject gives the wheel a spin. When the wheel stops, Rick Heyross's frown turns upside down. TONY The next fall...will be contested under NWA RULES! For those who aren't aware of these rules, direct yourself to the graphic that's about to appear on the screen. *graphic appears on screen* There will be no mats around the ringside area! COLE And in fact, the ring attendants are moving those right now, Tony! TONY You can not use the ringpost or the guardrails to ram your opponent into, or it's an automatic disqualification! And finally, if you throw your opponent over the top rope, or perform a movethat requires jumping off the top rope, you will also be disqualified immediately! COACH And that last one's the killer for Alf, I gotta think! TONY Should make for a very interesting fall! Back to the couch! 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alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2006 *DING DING DING* COLE But as we've just seen, Coach, Alf can also win a match by keeping it on the mat as opposed to taking it to the air! Alf goes to work on Brock, delivering a back suplex! Alf follows with a clothesline, then a second which sends him over the top to the floor! CABOOSE Now that's not a DQ if you *knock* them over the top, you just can't *throw* them over, am I correct? COLE That's right. COACH And now Brock has time ro rest, because under NWA rules, there's no brawling out on the floor! So he can take a nine-count out there! COLE And it looks like that's what he's going to do! Brock does take a nine-count before climbing back in, and challenges Alf to a test of strength! Alf slowly puts his hand up, and Brock promptly grabs it and twists it! COACH Another dumb move by Alf! Alf hangs on, and thumbs Brock in the eye! CABOOSE But a smart move there, that's what you said earlier! COACH No, that's a cheap move! That's what I said! CABOOSE No. Alf fires off right hands on Brock, then hits a dropkick which sends him through the ropes, but he stays on the apron. Alf brings him back in with a suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf whips Brock into the ropes, and waits on him for a clothesline, but Brock runs right through him with one of his own! Brock stops to pose, then whips Alf into the ropes and puts his head down, receiving a foot to the face for his miscue! Alf follows up with a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf waits on Brock again, and executes a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Brock quickly rolls to the outside once again, and the referee backs Alf off. Brock walks around the ring, taking an eight-count before climbing back in. Alf pounces, hammering Brock on the ropes, and when Brock reverses an Irish whip, goes for a sunset flip. Brock, however, pulls Alf up by the ears and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And Brock Ausstin once again showing off his tremendous strength! Brock picks up Alf, and whips him into the corner, following him in with an avalanche! Brock shoves Alf forward to the mat, then turns him over and drops an elbow! Brock backs into the ropes and drops a second one! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock delivers some kicks to Alf's midsection, then picks him up and takes him over with a double underhook suplex! Brock then gets to his feet and waits on Alf to stand... COACH Uh oh, Brock could be looking for the Katahajime here! Alf gets to his feet, and Brock comes behind him and hooks the KATAHAJIME~!!! COLE Katahajime hooked, and this could well secure another fall for Brock Ausstin! Alf struggles to try to get to the ropes, but Brock drops to the mat with the hold! Alf reaches for the ropes, but Brock keeps cranking and Alf slowly fades. The referee checks his arm... 1!!! 2!!! Alf holds through! Alf puts his hand on the mat, and rolls himself over into the ropes! COLE And Alf somehow able to survive the Katahajime of Brock Ausstin! Brock releases the hold after the four-count, and then picks Alf up and drives him with a running powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Alf gets the shoulder up! Brock gets frustrated, and starts complaining to the referee. He then goes over to Alf in the corner, but Alf delivers a right hand! Alf slugs his way out of the corner, then attempts an Irish whip. Brock reverses, then drops down and Alf hops over. Alf ducks a clothesline, then Brock attempts a spinebuster, but Alf is able to swing around and counter with a DDT! Both men are out on the mat, and the referee begins his count! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up, then gets to his feet. COLE And Alf the first to recover, as a half-hour has gone by! We're at the halfway point of this match! Brock gets to his, as well, and Alf whips him into a corner. Alf runs to the corner, and Brock sticks a foot up, but Alf catches it, sets it down, and delivers a stiff right to the jaw! Alf delivers knees to the midsection of Brock, then sets him up on the top rope. Alf follows Brock up, and takes him down with a HURRICANRANA! COACH NO WAY! That's a top rope move! He should be disqualified! COLE No, only if you jump off the top onto your opponent! Alf picks up Brock, and goes for a vertical suplex. However, Brock's feet knock the referee to the mat on the way up! Alf tries it again, and Brock slips behind the back and hits a German suplex! The referee comes to, runs over and counts... 1... 2... 3!!! NO! Alf slips out! COACH Tough break for Brock right there! CABOOSE Tough break for Brock? The referee getting knocked down is what allowed him to regain the advantage! Brock picks up Alf, and drives him with a gutwrench powerbomb! The referee counts... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock hops up, incensed at the referee. CABOOSE Referee out of position on that one, and Brock letting him know about it! Brock picks up Alf, and sets him up in the corner. Brock follows him up. COLE What could Brock be looking for here? COACH I dunno, belly-to-belly off the top, possibly? Alf grabs Brock, and headbutts him down to the mat! Alf then steps up to the top... COLE Oh no, Alf, what are you doing??? Alf leaps off and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 But the referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* COLE Oh, no! Alf's been disqualified! He forgot about the rules! CABOOSE Well, I think it's instinct for him to hit that move when the opponent's in that position, Cole. He's been pounded on for about a half-hour now, and he's thinking more in terms of survival. BUFFER [i]The winner of the fourth fall, by disqualification...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 3 Alf: 1 Time remaining: 28:52 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knight high-fives someone sitting next to him and laughs as he applauds Alf's mistake. COLE Take it, Tony! TONY All right, big fall for Brock Ausstin, it's now 3-1! You know what this means, Rick Heyross, spin the wheel! Heyross gives the wheel a spin, and once again likes the result. TONY It's a STRETCHER-TO-AMBULANCE match! COLE I've never heard of that one, explain! TONY Well, it's just like it sounds, a combination of a stretcher match and an ambulance match! To win, you have to put your opponent on the stretcher, which you'll see sitting at the front of the entranceway, and roll him to the other end of the entranceway, where you'll see the ambulance pulling in right there! A ramp will be placed at the back of the ambulance, and you must roll your opponent on the stretcher up that ramp and into the ambulance to win the fall! If the wrestler gets off of the stretcher, the referee will then roll the stretcher back to its starting point, and we repeat the process! Back out to Sofa Central! (31:38) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2006 *DING DING DING* Alf picks up Brock, and pitches him over the top rope. When Brock gets to his feet, Alf follows him out with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE And you know Alf's been waiting to do one of those legally! Alf hammers Brock on the floor, then picks him up and gives him a suplex on the floor! Alf then walks Brock over to the stretcher, and gives him a headbutt, sending him backwards onto it. COACH And Alf looking for a quickie right here! Alf pushes the stretcher about halfway down the aisle, before Brock comes to, then sits up and hammers away at Alf. Brock gets off the stretcher, and the referee pulls it back to the front of the aisle. Alf and Brock hammer it out in the aisleway, with Brock getting the better of the exchange, then picking up Alf and dropping him on the guardrail! COLE That would have been a DQ in the last fall, but of course anything goes in this fall! The only rule is to roll your opponent on the stretcher into the ambulance and shut the doors! CABOOSE And they're going for it quick! Brock has Alf and is now pushing him towards the ambulance! Brock makes it about halfway down the aisle, before Alf starts kicking him in the face. Alf then gets off the stretcher and chases Brock back to the ring. As Brock climbs back up onto the apron, Alf catches up to him and gives him a low blow! Brock falls through the ropes into the ring, and Alf climbs to the top rope, hitting Brock with a missile dropkick! Alf waits on Brock to get up, then delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And here come those suplexes! Alf catches Brock getting up and delivers a snap suplex! Alf then awaits Brock to get up once again, and delivers a T-Bone suplex! COACH And that was a very weak suplex, you can detect the extreme fatigue coming across Alf, and Brock for that matter. Alf charges at Brock, who backdrops him over the top, but Alf lands on the apron and thumbs Brock in the eyes! As Brock stands at the ropes, Alf springs to the top, then drops, catching Brock around the head and taking him to the outside with a hurricanrana! Alf grabs Brock by the leg, in an attempt to pull him to the stretcher. Brock pulls a chair out from underneath the ring with him, however, and when Alf forces him to his feet, turns around and SMACKS Alf in the head with it, sending him onto the stretcher! COACH YEAH! Wheel him, Brock, this one's yours! Alf is out, as Brock wheels him up the aisle to the ambulance. Brock rolls him up the ramp... COLE He's in! Alf is in the ambulance, but before shutting the doors, Brock stops to talk trash, and is met with a bedpan to the skull! COLE Wow, did you hear that? Alf turns over on the stretcher, and rolls down the ramp. The referee returns to stretcher to its starting point as Alf hammers Brock with the bedpan some more! CABOOSE I hope Alf put gloves on! Who knows what's been in that thing! Brock tries to get away, but Alf follows him and clotheslines him to the floor from behind! Alf then picks Brock up and whips him into the side of the ambulance! COLE And Brock goes hard right into the side of that ambulance! Alf drags Brock back up the aisle, and suplexes him onto the stretcher! Alf then pushes the stretcher down the aisle, stopping in front of the ambulance to hammer Brock with the bedpan some more. However, Brock blocks the bedpan, and gets off the stretcher. Brock gives Alf a foot to the gut, and has possession of the bedpan. Alf goes down, but grabs the chair that Brock used on him earlier. Brock brings the bedpan back to give Alf a shot, and Alf comes up and LEVELS brock with the chair! COLE NOW, get the stretcher Alf! However, Alf doesn't get the stretcher, instead setting up four tables a few feet from the ambulance. CABOOSE What is Alf doing? Alf then grabs Brock, picks him up and sets him on top of the tables. COLE High-risk for Alf here, if this pays off, then he can definitely put Brock in that ambulance! If he misses, though, I think this is do-or-die time! Alf scales the ambulance as the crowd buzzes. Alf looks out to the crowd, then jumps off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ...but Brock moves, taking a bump to the concrete himself, as Alf crashes through all four tables! TRIPLE C :o COACH Oh man, that's it! Dumb move by Alf, a big risk I don't think he really needed to take! CABOOSE I'll have to...uh... COACH Come on.;) CABOOSE ...agree. COACH Atta boy! CABOOSE :throwup: Brock slowly recovers, and pulls Alf out of the wreckage, taking him back to the ring in a fireman's carry. Brock rolls Alf into the ring, himself just wanting to make sure, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And that's the exclamation point on this fall! COACH And the match! COLE Remains to be seen, but it's looking like you're right at this point! Brock tosses Alf over the top, and puts him on the stretcher. Brock easily wheels him up the aisle, and into the ambulance, then shuts the doors. *DING DING DING* COLE And Brock Ausstin has won four out of five falls over Alfdogg! BUFFER [i]The winner of the fifth fall...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] Knight leaps to his feet once again, repeatedly pumping his fist . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 4 Alf: 1 Time remaining: 22:02 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Peter Knight definitely loves what he's seeing right now. CABOOSE To think, these two hated each other six months ago. COACH Knight hates Alfdogg. Brock hates Alfdogg. Ergo, Knight and Brock both hate Alfdogg. Is that too complicated? CABOOSE Did you say "ergo"? COACH I can talk English gooder than you think. COLE Back to Tony! TONY OK...spin the wheel, Mr. Heyross! Nothing can break the spirits of Rick Heyross at this point, as he spins the wheel and watches it land. TONY The next fall will be FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! I don't think I need to elaborate on this one. Back to Sofa Central! (38:28) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2006 *DING DING DING* COLE Wait a minute, what's Brock doing? Brock has thrown the driver of the ambulance out to the floor and jumped inside! He drives backstage, and swerves the ambulance around so that the back end is facing a wall of oil barrels! COLE ...no, don't do it, Brock! Brock starts honking the horn, then suddenly jumps out of the ambulance holding his face. Alf follows shortly after, holding a bottle of rubbing alcohol, which he then throws at Brock. COLE Alf obviously dumped some of that alcohol right over the head of Brock, and he has that open wound on his forehead, as does Alf! Alf follows Brock and tosses him into the conveniently placed stick which holds up a pile of small steel pipes. The pipes fall on Brock, then Alf grabs one and slams it on the back of Brock, causing it to bend on impact! Alf covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock quickly pulls Alf into the pile of pipes, then makes a getaway, climbing up the stairs. The camera follows him up the stairs, which lead to the main level, where fans swarm the scene as security attempts to hold them back. Brock staggers to the top of the stairs, when the elevator opens, and Alf runs out and delivers a bulldog to Brock! Alf picks up Brock and the two slug it out in the middle of the crowd of fans! CABOOSE And they're headed for the concession stands! Alf gets the better of the slugfest, knocking Brock to the floor. He then goes over and grabs some cotton candy, eating it on his way back over to Brock. COLE A little snack break here for Alf, it looks like, as we've hit the 40-minute mark in this match! Alf uses some of his cotton candy to rake the eyes of Brock! COLE Shades of George "The Animal" Steele, when he would use the turnbuckle stuffings for that same purpose! Alf shoves the whole thing, cone and all, right into the face of Brock. He then picks Brock up and rams his face into a counter. Brock rolls onto the counter, and Alf leans over it for a cover... 1... 2... Brock slips out and over to the other side of the counter. COACH Hey, hot dogs! Alf leaps over the counter and tackles Brock to the floor! Alf hammers away at Brock as the referee hops over the counter to join them. Brock delivers a low blow to Alf, then picks him up in a powerslam position...and carries him over to the FRYERS!!! COLE Oh, come on, now! COACH This is great! Brock's going to turn Alf's head into one giant funnel cake! Haha! CABOOSE Or maybe a deep-fried Twinkie, right? COACH Hey, I like that! :headbang: CABOOSE Oh, here comes that "agreeing" stuff again, I need to be more careful! Brock attempts to dunk Alf's head right into the fryers, as nearby fans scream. Alf thumbs Brock, however, and slips behind the back, then shoves Brock's hand into the fryer! COLE Oh NO! CABOOSE Chicken fingers for everyone! COACH Stop it! When Alf turns around to meet Brock again, he's met with a fry basket to the head! Brock then picks up Alf by the back of the pants and the neck and throws him head-first through a glass heating case! COLE Alf head-first through the glass! COACH Aw, man! All those pretzels, gone to waste! Brock quickly heads over towards the slushy stand, swiping a kid's cup along the way and pouring it on his hand. He then takes the lid off the machine and sticks his hand in it. Whe the vendor gives him a hard time, Brock knocks him cold on the floor with a left hand! Alf slowly makes his way over to Brock, who pulls his hand out and nails Alf, dropping him back to the floor! Brock walks over and grabs one of Alf's own T-shirts, and begins choking Alf out with it! Brock releases, then covers Alf... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Two-count, as Alf and Brock continue to fight it out in the concession stands! Brock picks Alf up, and whips him into another counter, then clotheslines him over it! Alf lands sitting up against a cabinet, and Brock climbs over the counter. Brock discovers the nacho cheese dispenser, and starts squirting Alf in the face with the cheese! Brock then grabs a ready tray of nachos and slams them on Alf's head! COACH Well, I've had hair in my food before, but I've never gone out to eat and had food in my hair! Brock slowly picks up Alf, and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly, with Alf landing on the counter and falling off on the other side! Brock climbs over and covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Brock picks up Alf, who grabs a beer vendor by the arm of his shirt, and pulls him into Brock! Brock, the vendor, and the beer tray all go crashing to the floor, as Alf grabs the tray and slams it over Brock's head. Alf then walks quickly (well, as quickly as he can at this point) over to a beer dispenser and sprays himself in the face, removing the cheese. COACH Alf should be more worried about his title than about a little cheese on his face! (There's a line you'll never hear uttered in a match.) Alf sprays Brock - and the vendor - with the beer, before coming off the counter with an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Alf pulls Brock up, but Brock gets in another low blow! Brock then leads Alf back over towards the hot dog stand, and tosses him over the counter. He grabs ketchup and mustard guns and gives Alf a little shower, before putting the boots to him. Brock then grabs the beer dispenser, and hoses Alf down himself. He stops to spray a little into his mouth, drawing a cheap pop from nearby fans. Brock acknowledges them by raising his arms...then turns to have a pickle jar shattered over his head! Alf covers... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE There's a pin! Maybe a small ray of hope for Alf now! BUFFER [i]The winner of the sixth fall...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 4 Alf: 2 Time remaining: 14:54 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH I just can't see it, Cole! Alf's got to win two falls in 15 minutes just to *tie* this match! COLE And as the wrestlers make their way back to the ring area, let's find out what one of those falls will be, from Tony Schiavone! TONY Thanks again, Michael...well, Reject, maybe a little hope now, as the match is 3/4 done. And you finally get another chance to spin the wheel! Reject grabs the wheel, takes a deep breath, and spins. Rick Heyross' confidence is starting to chip a little bit, as the wheel stops. TONY A NUNCHUCKS-ON-A-POLE match! Just like any pole match, the participant has to climb the pole and grab the item before he can use it! This is the only item that can come into play in this match! Let's go back out to Triple C! (45:36) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2006 *DING DING DING* COLE Well, the chips seem to be falling in Alf's favor now...he's been known for being good with a set of nunchucks! Alf rolls Brock back into the ring, and hammers away at him in the corner. Brock starts firing back, and eventually gets the better of the exchange. Brock whips Alf HARD into the corner, then makes his way up for the weapon! COACH And Brock's going to get the nunchucks already! Alf struggles to his feet, and pulls Brock down. Brock goes to the eyes, then whips Alf into another corner. Brock pauses, then charges, but Alf gets his feet up! Alf then comes out of the corner with a Hart Attack clothesline, and makes his way to the pole! CABOOSE Alf could get it here! Alf is standing on the top rope, when Brock runs over and takes him off with a belly-to-belly! COLE Belly-to-belly off the top from Brock, what a devastating move! Brock poses, then picks Alf up and delivers a big backbreaker! Brock drops a knee to the sternum, and goes for the nunchucks! COLE And now Brock on his way up the pole! COACH No, he stopped! Brock sees Alf coming, then jumps down and clotheslines him back down! Brock goes to the ropes, but Alf takes him down with a drop toehold! Alf then gets up and goes to the ropes, but Brock rolls out of the way, avoiding an elbowdrop, and takes another shot at getting the stick! COLE And Brock up the pole once again! Alf gets up, walks over, and delivers a low blow! Alf then picks him off the second rope in an electric chair, and drops back to the mat with him! Both men are down and out, and the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men get up at aproximately the same time, and both go to the ropes, colliding in mid-ring, and both stumble backwards and through the ropes! COLE Mid-ring collision, and both men through and out to the floor! Brock makes his way over to Alf, and the two slug it out briefly before Brock shoves Alf into the post! COACH And Alf posted out there, and looking a long way up at those nunchucks! Brock climbs into the ring, and up to the top rope, reaching for the chucks as Alf climbs up onto the apron. Alf grabs Brock's foot out from under him, crotching him in the corner! COLE But still, Alf able to come back and thwart another attempt at the chucks by Brock! Alf springboards to the top rope, then catches Brock and takes him to the mat with a REVERSE HURRICANRANA~! COACH WHOA! COLE A reverse hurricanrana, and Brock is down and looks to be out! Now could be Alf's best chance at getting the weapon! Alf slowly gets to his feet, and climbs up the ropes. Alf gets to the top, and after batting at it a few times, is able to GRAB THE NUNCHUCKS! CABOOSE Alf's got 'em! Alf stops to raise them in the air, and Brock takes him off the top with a back suplex and bridge! 1... 2... NO!!! Alf kicks out! COLE Alf stopped to celebrate, and it almost cost him, as we've hit 50 minutes in this match! Ten minutes to go! Alf is groggy, but as Brock comes at him, he's able to raise up and deliver a shot to the ribs with the nunchucks! Alf then hops up and delivers a shot to the back! Alf then kneels down, putting the nunchucks between the feet of Brock, then stands to his feet, looking out to the crowd with a big smile on his face. COACH Don't you do it, Alf! Alf quickly brings the nunchucks up, crotching Brock with them! Brock holds himself, but ducks a superkick and knocks Alf to the mat with a big boot! Alf loses the nunchucks upon hitting the mat. COACH Oh yeah! Get it, Brock! Brock does get it, then waits on Alf to get up. Brock takes a big swing, but Alf ducks and catches him with a small package! 1... 2... NO!!! Brock gets out! COLE Wow, so close to being down to a one-fall advantage right there! Brock gets up and levels Alf right in the shoulder with the nunchucks, then once in the lower back! Alf drops to his knees, and Brock wraps the nunchucks around his throat and begins choking him! Brock breaks at the four-count, then shoves Alf to the mat by his face. Brock covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then grabs Alf by the face, talking trash, before Alf bites his hand! COACH Look at that! COLE And that's the same hand that was burned minutes ago in the last fall! The nunchucks are loose again, and Alf grabs them! He wraps it around Brock's knee, tripping him to the mat, then wraps it around his ankles and flips over into a jackknife pin! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH I can't believe this. COLE It's down to one fall! BUFFER [i]The winner of the seventh fall...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 4 Alf: 3 Time remaining: 8:40 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knight punches the leather sofa he is sitting in as Alf sits up and attempts to catch his breath. COLE Tony, take it! The camera goes backstage, as it's now Rick Heyross who's pacing the floor. TONY Thank you, Michael...well, Reject...it's down to one fall for Alf. Give 'er a spin. Reject takes a deep breath, and spins the wheel. A huge smile comes across his face, as the wheel lands. TONY It's a BARBED-WIRE BULLROPE match! Another one that should be pretty self-exlpanatory...it's a classic bullrope match, but with one twist...the bullrope will be wrapped in barbed wire! Drag your man to all four corners to win the match, and as you'll see, there are lights in the corners which will light up when the buckles are touched! Back out to Sofa Central! (51:50) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2006 The referee attaches the rope to both wrestlers, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Brock immediately pounces on Alf! COLE And here we go! And this could very well be the last fall of this match! COACH Definitely, Alf has to drag the 300-pound Brock Ausstin all the way around the ring just to *tie* the score in less than 8 minutes! COLE And the blood flowing from both men after 50+ minutes of action, one can only imagine the sight once the final bell sounds after this particular stipulation! Brock goes for an elbowdrop, but Alf rolls out of the way! Alf gets up, slugging away at Brock, then whips him into the ropes, and elbows him down! Alf follows with a suplex! CABOOSE And it looks early on like a tie score just might happen! Brock, however, lands a stiff European uppercut when Alf grabs him off the mat, then takes the rope and swings it across the back of Alf, who cringes in pain! COLE WOW, barbed wire rope across the back! Brock whips Alf once again, then a third time, then waits for Alf to get up and whips him once across the chest! COACH And Brock whipping him like a dog right now! Brock chokes Alf with the rope, then releases and gives him an Irish whip, but puts his head down, and Alf catches him with a DDT! Brock rolls to the outside, and Alf rolls to another side of the floor, then pulls Brock by the rope right into the post! COLE Clever move by Alf, able to post Brock via the bullrope! Alf then chokes Brock with the rope on the floor, but Brock grabs him by the hair and pulls him over. Brock then grabs a chair, and slams it across Alf's back! COLE Chair to the back of Alf, and Brock in control once again! Brock grabs Alf and tosses him back into the ring. Brock delivers a back suplex to Alf, then starts the drag. COLE And here we go! Brock pulls Alf over, and slaps one corner! CABOOSE There's one light! Brock walks over and slaps a second corner! COACH Halfway! Brock goes for a third corner, but instead feels barbed wire across the back! COLE And now it's Brock being whipped! Alf superkicks Brock to the mat, and the lights are turned off. Alf grabs the rope, and begins whipping Brock with it! Alf calls out to the crowd, which gives him support. Alf then goes for the corners against Brock, slapping the first buckle! COLE Alf is three corners away from evening the score! Alf pulls at Brock, slapping a second corner! Alf is inches away from a third corner, when Brock starts pulling back! COACH We got a tug-of-war going here! Brock pulls Alf in far enough to kick at him until he falls to the mat. Brock then gets up and starts choking Alf with the rope once again, then throws him over the top! CABOOSE Brock's going to hang Alf here! COLE FIVE MINUTES LEFT! Alf has five minutes to get out of his predicament and score at least one fall against Brock! The referee steps in to try to get Alf free, and Brock shoves him to the mat, then hops over the top rope to continue his assault. Brock picks up Alf and drops him on the guardrail, then rolls him back into the ring and goes to the corners. CABOOSE Brock's got one! Brock walks over and touches a second, then Alf lays flat, and Brock unknowingly has the rope under his legs. Brock touches a third corner! COLE If Brock touches one more corner, he'll all but have this match in the bag! Alf whips the rope, making a wave which smacks Brock between the legs! Brock falls to the mat, as Alf gets up and wraps the rope around his own arm, then waits on Brock to get up before yanking the rope up into his balls! COACH Oh, man! Brock goes down, and Alf pulls the barbs from his arm, then picks Brock up and drives him down with a piledriver! COLE Piledriver, and I think Alf's going to try it again! Alf touches the first corner! CABOOSE One! Alf slowly makes his way over, and touches a second corner! CABOOSE Two! Alf whips Brock for good measure, and touches a third corner! COLE THREE! ONE MORE TO GO! Alf is mere inches away from the last corner, as Brock suddenly pulls him in and attempts the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE OH MY GOD! This will seal the deal, and bring Brock Ausstin the Heartland title! However, Brock puts Alf down, as Alf is squeezing his hand! Brock pokes Alf in the eye, then favors his hand. COLE And AGAIN, Alf going to that burned hand of Brock Ausstin! Brock comes up and clotheslines Alf, as Rick Heyross runs out to ringside with a glove! COLE Where did Rick Heyross come from? And what does he have in his hand? CABOOSE It looks like one of those iron gauntlets! COACH Oh come on, it's just to protect his hand! COLE Under three minutes to go! Brock waits on Alf, then winds up...but Alf ducks, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And Alf with a suplex to counter! Both men slowly get up, and Alf catches Brock and delivers a T-Bone suplex! CABOOSE Alf starting to cook here late! COLE And that gauntlet fell over to the corner, I don't think either man realizes where it is! Alf wraps Brock up and starts to drag him around. Alf touches one corner! CABOOSE I don't think it's going to matter! Alf drags Brock over and touches a second corner! COLE Alf's halfway home! Alf touches the third corner, prompting Rick Heyross to jump onto the apron. Alf spots him, and drags him into the ring. COACH Now why would he do that? COLE He shouldn't have gotten up on the apron! Alf delivers a suplex to Rick Heyross! He then grabs the rope, as the crowd starts to get loud. CABOOSE I think Tricky Rick's about to be taken to the woodshed! Alf starts to whip Heyross with the rope, who quickly rolls out! Brock charges Alf, but Alf catches him with a rope clothesline! COLE We're inside two minutes, and Alf is on fire! Brock gets up, and Alf attempts a hurricanrana! Brock pushes Alf off, and Alf backflips to his feet, but Brock quickly scoops him up and hits the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH :lol: COLE That's it. It's over. Brock gloats, then drags Alf around effortlessly and touches one corner. COLE There's one! Brock touches a second corner! COACH Two! Brock touches a third, still without much excess effort. COACH THREE! Brock raises a finger in the air as he approaches the final corner...but Heyross stops him? COACH WHAT??? COLE ONE MINUTE LEFT!!! Heyross hands the gauntlet to Brock. COACH Oh, he wants to put the finishing touches on! Brock picks Alf up, then puts on the gauntlet...but Alf kicks him low! COLE Oh, maybe not! Alf yanks the gauntlet off Brock's hand, grabs it in both hands, and swings it into Brock's jaw! COLE Brock is OUT!!! Alf wraps the rope around the ankles of the unconscious Brock, and drags him to the first corner! COLE There's one! Alf's got THIRTY SECONDS to touch the other three! Alf drags Brock and touches the second! COLE There's TWO! Alf struggles with Brock, but touches the third! COLE THERE'S THREE!!! ALF'S GONNA EVEN IT UP!!! Alf moves desperately towards the final buckle, as the crowd counts the match down! TEN!!! NINE!!! EIGHT!!! SEVEN!!! SIX!!!!! [b]FIVE!!!!! FOUR!!!!! THREE!!!!! TWO!!!!! ONE!!!!![/b] Alf makes one final lunge... and falls fractions of inches short, as the clock hits 60:00 and the bell rings! *DING DING DING* COLE HE DIDN'T MAKE IT!!! COACH YES!!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!! Alf sits back in the corner with his hands on his head, as Brock is just coming back to consciousness. In his box, Peter Knight leaps to his feet and applauds as the referee retrieves the Heartland belt. [i]BUFFER The winner of the Iron Man match...and NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland Champion...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OOOOOOOOOOOCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] [i]Punishment[/i] hits as Alf continues to sit in the corner. COLE Folks, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, but give both of these men all the credit in the world! These guys went out there for 60 minutes, and they left their blood and sweat all over the Staples Center! And the end result...Brock Ausstin, a singles champion for the first time in his career! If you can't appreciate the effort of these two tremendous superstars, then I honestly don't know how you can call yourself a fan! The camera pans around to show the fans on their feet applauding. CABOOSE Well, we got about 20,000 strong here who definitely have the right to call themselves fans! The camera then pans over to Sofa Central, where Triple C all sit down after having stood up. COACH I'm exhausted after just WATCHING that one! I can't imagine what it must be like to be Alfdogg or Brock Ausstin right now! COLE Let's go right now to (insert announcer here)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
