Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Just about half the tag roster (controlled by me) appears in this segment, including Black T and the LSGS. Up on the interview podium is Tony Schiavone. SCHIAVONE Coming up this Sunday night live on pay-per-view at Zero Hour, the Finals of the 2006 Anderson Cup. Over the last two months 16 teams have competed in a single-elimination tournament for a shot at the World Tag Team Championship at AngleMania V. And what a tournament it has been, fans. We have seen everything from Los Diablos de Fuego upsetting last year's winners, the GPX, in the opening round, to the Lone Star Gunslingers coming in from Japan and going all the way to the Conference Finals by defeating teams such as Christian Wright and Bohemoth and Black T. But now we are down to the final two teams. Before we bring them out, I'd like to introduce a very special guest I'm proud to say I've known for over 20 years. Truly a legend in this sport, having won both the NWA and WCW tag team championships, in addition to being an original member of the 4 Horsemen. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the special referee for this Sunday's Anderson Cup Finals..."The Enforcer" ARN ANDERSON! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" As the OAOAST Legends theme hits, the longtime enforcer of the 4 Horsemen steps out onto the stage to a STANDING OVATION. Arn scoopes the arena, soaking in the moment before holding up the famous 4 fingers, the sign of the Horsemen, as do many in the crowd, paying homage to a man who has given so much to the sport they love. Double A nods his head and gives the big thumbs up, then walks over to the interview podium. After shaking Tony Schiavone's hand he turns his back to the camera and flashes the Horsemen sign once again to the fans. SCHIAVONE Arn, great to see you back in the OAOAST. "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" ANDERSON It's great to be back, Tony Schiavone. I only regret I can't turn back time 20 years so I can compete inside a OAOAST ring, in front of OAOAST fans, and against the the greatest wrestlers the OAOAST has to offer. During my time as a professional wrestler I missed out on birthdays, wedding anniversaries, but the fact I still have everyone in this arena's respect makes the blood, sweat, and tears worth it. The ovation the fans gave me here tonight sent chills down my spine, and I thank them for that. "THANK YOU, ARN!" "THANK YOU, ARN!" "THANK YOU, ARN!" ANDERSON But I didn't come here tonight to talk about Arn Anderson. I came here to talk about the finals of the 2006 Anderson Cup. You know, ever since I retired from the greatest sport of them all, I've seen the steady decline of tag team wrestling. I've sat back and watched as promoters have brushed off tag team wrestling as passe, a thing of the past. And then a promotion like the OAOAST comes along and proves otherwise. When I look at the tag team division in the OAOAST it takes me back to my hayday, but instead of teams like myself and Ole, myself and Tully, the Rock 'n' Roll Express, the Midnight Express, the Road Warriors, you have the Sooner Bruisers, the Heavenly Rockers, Black T, the New New Midnight Express, Team Heyross...the list goes on and on. It's no coincidence that all those teams mentioned were part of the Anderson Cup. A tournament which started with 16 teams and now has gone down to the final two. Which brings me to Zero Hour, Tony Schiavone. The stakes are as high as they can be without the World tag belts involved. That's why the OAOAST asked myself to be the special referee, or special enforcer to capitalize on a pun, for the big match between the Sooner Bruisers and the Heavenly Rockers. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know both teams have their fair share of enemies who don't want to see either one of them go onto AngleMania V. The winner has the opportunity to go on to the biggest event of the year and win the tag titles in front of a worldwide audience, while the loser falls back down the ladder. So it's my job to ensure the result is on the up and up. And I promise you and the teams involved, that's exactly what you're gonna get. A clear-cut winner. SCHIAVONE There you have it from a man who has held the tag team championship with 4 different partners. Now let's bring out the teams who want their first taste of championship gold at AngleMania V. The Sooner Bruisers and the Heavenly RRROCKERRRRSSSSS! Unlike the pop and circumstance entrances in today's world of wrestling, both Anderson Cup finalists come out together in their street clothes. No music. No fancy pyro. They exchange pleasantries and handshakes with Tony and Arn once they reach the stage. SCHIAVONE This is it, gentlemen. 3 days away from the biggest night in your careers. The winner of the Anderson Cup goes on to face the World tag team champions at AngleMania V. It's no secret you 4 haven't seen eye-to-eye in the past. In fact, it was you Frank who once dismissed the Heavenly Rockers as style over substance, claiming Holly-Wood was with the wrong man, prompting a harsh response from your opponents Sunday night in a Rolling Stone interview months later. CABOOSE Continuity is a wonderful thing. COLE Does Tony want to get himself killed? COACH I have dibs on his hair. You can have the pubes, Mikey. COLE Gee, thanks. FRANK It's just like the media to try and stir up controversary, Tony Schiavone, heading into a big game they didn't want. All you wrestling "experts" wanted a rematch of last year's Anderson Cup with Black T and the GPX. You knew you'd get the trash talkin' from them. We're going to the Anderson Cup Finals to win! In case you forgot, one team went out in the FIRST ROUND and the other got eliminated by two guys whose life story is a media darling. It's kinda fitting Black T and the GPX got bounced from the Anderson Cup by teams who share a lot in common. Think about it. Texas was once part of Mexico. And you know what they say about steers and queers. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Always one to speak his mind is Frank. LOGAN Like Frank said, there's no controversary to speak of. Okay, so you'll never see us socialize together after the show, but we respect each others abilities. I appreciate what the Sooners did in going after Simon and Ned for what they did to Holly. And I'm happy to report Holly is doing a lot better mentally and physcially; believe me, she's doing A LOT better physcially, putting me through quite the workout if you get my drift. SYNTH Mann, I get yo' drift and it smells like Right Guard. The Synthmeister prefers Spice, because that's what I give da ladies and yo' groupies. As you can tell, Mr. S, there's nothing but love and respek goin' around. But come the PPV in L.A., we's gonna get physcial, physcial, and let our bodies do all the talkin'. Both teams want the gold, but me and my boy want it a billzillion times more than them, son. With all's due respek to the Chicks Over Dicks, we want them assholes, Simon and Ned. We ain't fo'gotten what they done to us. Them dicks broke moi's arm on two different O-ccassions and injured my Mann's ribs. That ain't right, son. That ain't right. Not wit the Lord and not wit the Heavenly Rockers. Like the Village People, we want you! FRANK But you ain't gonna get them, bitch! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" FRANK With all due respect, of course. Because me and my brother are going to AngleMania. FRANKIE We're gonna chew ya up, spit ya out, piss on ya, shit on ya, light your bodies on fire, and then throw you off a bridge! FRANK Download for an upgrade! LOGAN I have dial-up, so that download is gonna take a while. Long enough to prevent you from going to AngleMania! That sparks the STARE DOWN~! All 4 men BUTT heads and make INTENSE~! faces while the crowd buzzes over the possibility of a physcial confrontation. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" SCHIAVONE Now, wait a minute. In Armani suits that would land them on any Best Dressed list, Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, BLACK T, make their way onto the podium. TONY Girls, girls, girls. Please. Show some restraint. Mr. Black and myself have the solution to your problem. Neither one of you is going to AngleMania. We are! COLE What?! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" TONY Boo all you want, but everybody who saw our semi-final match knows we got jobbed. The Lone Star Gunslingers got the fluke pin. And so goes the world of wrestling. They got the break that night, but as we showed last week, Black T is the superior team, the best tag team in this sport, period! We don't take our ball and run home when things don't go our way, as Jock and Baron found out last week when we left them laying on their backs. DAN The Gunslingers found out what it's like to get on our bad side the hard way. Mr. Anderson, Mr. Brannigan and I couldn't help but overhear you say you sat backed and watch as tag team wrestling steadily declined. We echo your sentiment, sir. We, too, have sat backed and watched the decline of the OAOAST's tag team division. Then the most powerful tag team was formed. We took the tag division to new hights before stepping aside and letting the children have some fun. Now we're hear to say we are coming back for what is ours, the OAOAST World Tag Team Title. As Mr. Brannigan correctly pointed out, we received the short end of the straw in our elimination from the Anderson Cup. Instead of us facing the Heavenly Rockers at Zero Hour, it's the Sooner Bruisers. Two of the finest tag teams in our sport today. But keep in mind you're fighting for OUR trophy, OUR title shot at the biggest event of the year, AngleMania V. Therefore, we formally challenge the winner to put up their title shot at AngleMania against the GREATEST tag team in OAOAST history, the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew of Black T. TONY If you wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best, boys. Without hesitation Frank leans in as Tony Schiavone holds up the microphone near Logan's mouth and answers. FRANK You want it? You got it! We'll put in the contracts. There's 3 things the Man of Tomorrow cares about. My byte-cips, my freakozoids and my air time. And right now you're impeding on my air time. Frank cocks his right hand, but has it held back by Arn Anderson, who tells him this is what Black T wants them do to. He's right, as the Sooner Bruisers are yanked off the podium by the SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA. Tony Schiavone flees the area as Black T and the Heavenly Rockers begin trading blows on the podium. The situation escalates when the NEW NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS storm the stage and join Black T in putting the boots to the Heavenly Rockers! Even Jim Cornette gets in his cheapshots, kicking the Heavenly Rockers while they're down, as he barks orders to his men. COLE It's a set-up! A damn set-up! No doubt the brainchild of Jim Cornette. He doesn't want the Heavenly Rockers anywhere close to getting a shot at the World Tag Team Titles. And with his hired thugs, the SCM, who are still pissed OAOAST officials rightfully declined their request when they offered to take the spot of Los Diablos after they had attacked them in the back, to they have attacked the Anderson Cup finalists. COACH This is what I call community involvement! If you want to clean up your neighborhood you need volunteers to help out. "YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS sprint out from the back and go right for Black T. The former tag team champions take a tumble to the floor following stereo right hands. Sporting a bandage over his right eye, the result of going head-first into the ringpost, "The Texas Twister" Jock Mulligan sends Tony Brannigan reeling with a series out bonic elbows. Vincent Santana zooms past Dan Black and Baron Windels as they exchange blows and hits hard against the guardrail. Black rakes the eyes and rams Windels into the guardrail, then saves Tony from the grip of the IRON CLAW, drilling the forearm into the back of Mulligan's neck. COLE There isn't enough security out here. We need more security! COACH Talk about a constrast of styles. You have men in t-shirts and jeans vs. men in suits. CABOOSE Axel is probably get off on this. He sees two key members of the Originals in a chaotic brawl weeks away from AngleMania. Imagine how easier the job will get if Black T are seriously injured in this mess. * THUD * Cornette with a vicious shot to the head of Synth with the TENNIS RACKET. Logan receives a shot as well, before being hit with a SPINNING NECKBREAKER on the podium from Simon. Ned climbs down the steps dragging Logan by his mini-afro. He sets Mann up for a piledriver as Singleton jumps off the stage, driving Logan's legs straight down...SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! COLE My God! They may have just broken Logan's neck! Damn them! The entire arena floor is flooded with security as EMTs quickly rush to the injured Logan Mann. Officials physcially restrain Simon and Ned to prevent them from getting back to Logan or Synth. COLE You have to wonder if Logan will even be able to go at Zero Hour. COACH Have to wonder? Did you see what happened? The man -- no pun intended -- took a spike piledriver on the concrete floor, baby boy. CABOOSE That was one of the most premediated attacks I've ever seen. Quite frankely, it's appalling. I'm no angel myself, but at least I try to hit a man to his face. COLE Ladies and gentlemen, we gotta restore order. 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