Guest Report post Posted May 31, 2002 (real life conversations only) Me: Hey man guess who's coming back, I was reading on this wrestling site! Idiot: Goldberg!! Me: Naw, they woulndn't bring Goldberg back...he's too much of a prima donna in the locker room and he wants too much money. Plus he's getting payed to sit at home, Mcmahon won't buy him out. Idiot: They need to bring him back!! He was AWESOME! Me: Yeah well guess who's coming back? Idiot: Who? Me: The NWO! Can you fucking believe Hogan is back too? Idiot: Man if Hogan's back so's GOLDBERG TOO! later in the week Idiot: They're bringin GOLDBERG BACK MAN!! Me: Really? Where'd you read that? Idiot: (actually said) He HAS to come back he was the bomb!! He beat EVERYBODY!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 31, 2002 "Ahmed Johnson should have been a champion in 97" -My Roommate (not exactly the qoute, but something like it) "The Rock has a special talent for which he can do the People's elbow" -Dumbass roommate again. "The Warrior's going to run in and kick everyone's ass!' -My Uncle "The Rock is not a sellout!" -Hey look, my roommate is still a dumbass. I have more, I'll just talk to my roommate soon, and bring the quotes here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted May 31, 2002 "That Goldust is a freak i tell ya what" Rednecks at school Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Great Wesuke Report post Posted June 1, 2002 The scene: Myself chatting with Tommy Dreamer at Fan Axxess and getting a photo taken. Idiot (in very loud voice): Who is that? Who is that? Me: ... (trying to ignore) Idiot (in continued loud manner): Who is that guy? Should I get MY picture with him? I thank Tommy for the picture and such and he walks away. Idiot(still yelling): Who was that? Me: Nobody. Idiot: Who was that!? Me: If you don't know who he is why do you want a picture with him? Idiot: Just tell me who he is! Me: Tommy Dreamer. Idiot: Who? Me: Exactly. Or something like that. Why the hell would you want a picture with someone that you don't know anyway? I felt pretty sorry for Tommy during all of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted June 1, 2002 convo with my bro... Me: I can't stand HHH, he made Storm and Test look worthless by them not being able to beat him on a on 1, ut also needing the Undertaker's help Bro: Yea, and I'm sure HHH decides this all on himself Me: Well he is bangin' the booker, so he does this Bro: Him and Steph broke up Me: Thats only in the "pretend world" they are really going out, and because Steph heads the writing team she makes HHH look unstoppable and not put anyone over Bro: Bullshit! HHH has nothing to do with any of this Me: OK, since Jan. 7, we have seen RVD de-pushed, Jericho turned into a joke, and Angle flounder around the midcard Bro:There is only so much room at the top Me: Then why did 3 guys need to be depushed for him rather than just one Bro: Because he is the game (and it just continued like this for an hour) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 1, 2002 Not really from a mark... but I consider them in the same catagory Friend: I don't know why you watch that shit, it's all fake anyway Me: Well it depends on your definition of fake. If you were to call this fake, then you would have to refer to Shakespeare as fake or what Sean Connery does is fake Friend: Uh you do know that they know how to fall right? Me: Uh yeah? Just because they know how to fall doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when you do it genius Friend: Whatever, Anybody can do that shit Well, he has a better understanding now, because a friend of mine rented a wrestling ring for a little public theatrical play he was doing that involved wrestling, and I showed my friend the ropes so to speak, bumping him around all over the place and making him run the ropes for 10 minutes... Suffice to say, he gained a new respect for wrestling that day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted June 1, 2002 Here's a conversation with a kid I met on a playground near my Grandparent's house in 1995: him-"I can't beleive Shawn Michaels beat Adam Bomb" me-"uhhhh....yeah." And last year when I was in 12th grade a girl in my psychology was complaining about how wrestling makes children "violent".And she said that they "use fake blood".I wanted to tell her about blading, but I was afraid to admit I watch Wrestling in front of the girls in my class.I am a disgrace to smarks everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 1, 2002 "Ahmed Johnson should have been a champion in 97" -My Roommate (not exactly the qoute, but something like it) I swear to GOD that my best friend actually SAID that himself in 1997. He was the biggest Ahmed mark and actually threatend to 'Pearl River Plunge my ass' at one stage. This has been the Taker Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted June 1, 2002 Suffice to say, the only title Ahmed continues to have is the "Blackest Guy I've Ever Seen". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted June 1, 2002 What's wrong with the Ahmed comment? How many times must I say it before you people become brainwashed and mindlessly follow everything that I say? AHMED IS THE MAN!!!! CHYNA'S BOOK IS GOOD!!!!!! BRING BACK THE REPO MAN, DAMN IT!!!!!!! THE REPO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway...my favorite mark comments...from a Smackdown I went to in April 2000... "Fink (or Chimmel): In a few moments, we will begin our Sunday Night Heat tapings! Lady sitting behind me: WHAT'S SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT? " That's more sad than funny. Anyway, here's one from a convo I had with my friend back in 95. We were both marks at the time, except I was a mark who happened to hate Hogan. We had this long argument over the phone, and here's how it ends: "Friend: Well...do you like Bobby Heenan? Me: Yes! Friend: WELL I DON'T LIKE HIM!!!! **SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN ON ME**" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 1, 2002 " They should turn maven heel on triple h' - me, the other day. It is pretty retarded, but i'd love it. another one of mine "sign the nWo? HA! yeah right!" I'm a jackass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "I'm the big red evil devil." It's a Mark, and an idiot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "come on Jericho! Walls of Jericho 'em thru a table!" How would you do that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "come on Jericho! Walls of Jericho 'em thru a table!" How would you do that? LMAO!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "come on Jericho! Walls of Jericho 'em thru a table!" How would you do that? I would just like to say that reading the above made me fall out of my chair with laughter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 3, 2002 "come on Jericho! Walls of Jericho 'em thru a table!" How would you do that? Reading these boards, I often come across some funny or amusing posts, but I very rarily laugh out loud. The above message was one of those few times where I did. As for my favorite mark quote, I've mentioned this before in another thread, but here goes: I attended a house show back in September of last year (to give you a more specific time frame, it was during Angle's two week run as a champion). On the card was a Mike Awesome-Bradshaw match. Awesome comes out...and hardly anyone recoginizes him. A kid sitting near me figured it out, though, telling his friend, "Oh, it's Shawn Stasiak. Shawn Stasiak changed his name!" True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted June 3, 2002 "so and so's the best, cause he's the champ" I hate that! if its coming from like a kid or something, sure i can understand, but when drunk guys in their 20's are yelling stuff like that at shows, it drives me crazy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted June 4, 2002 "I can't belive Stone Cold would do that, I had such faith in him" -Some mark sitting behing at the Raw after InVasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 5, 2002 My favorite mark moment occured in March at a house show I was at up at the Meadowlands. It was the week before the split and the APA and the Dudleys were having a "good by" match (since it was both teams last match before breaking apart). During the match, these three guys around me were chanting "E-C-Dub." No bigee, right? We are in Jersey, right in the heart of ECW country and with the Dudleys (and Ron Simmons') connection to ECW they were just doing what any ECW fan would do. Well, later on in the card, Tommy Dreamer wrestled Rikishi. Those same guys had the following conversation with each other: Guy #1: Who the fuck is the guy in the jeans? Guy #2: I have no idea, dude. Guy #3: Well, he's not that good, probably just a jobber. Now, I ask, how can you be a former ECW fan and somehow have missed Tommy Dreamer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 5, 2002 Moronic Mark - "Why dont they just give Edge the belt?" Taker Mark - "Because Edge isnt READY for a top title like that yet, give him time! He doesnt draw like Angle, Jericho & the rest of the big names" Moronic Mark - "Fuck off, Edge is so over right now" .....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH...no This has been the Taker Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted June 5, 2002 "come on Jericho! Walls of Jericho 'em thru a table!" How would you do that? LMAO!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 5, 2002 I think what's worse is a mark who thinks they're a smark, and as a result, no one else has any brains. For anyone to want to be one is sad anyway, but here goes... (shortly before Survivor Series 2001) Me: Yeah, like the Alliance has a snowball's chance in hell. Ex-Girlfriend(excitedly): Do you know what blading is??? Me: Um, yeah. Ex-Girlfriend: Okay, didn't think you knew. Me: Do you know how they should book this whole Survivor Series? Ex-Girlfriend: YOU KNOW WHAT BOOKING IS??? One of her exes was a big fan, and she picked up one or two kayfabe terms from him. Ugh, it was hell to have to explain everything that she got wrong. She called Triple H a mark once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 5, 2002 Background: Everyone in my neighborhood used to fuck this girl and she used to love to swallow cum and have you bust on her face etc...well my "friend" made her his MAIN GIRLFRIEND, MOVED IN WITH HER, and he works 2 JOBS while she sits at home and doesn't do anything. She went to all of us asking us if we'd like to fuck her and we, being good friends, told him about it. He got all HUFFY AND PUFFY and went to dump her..."It's OVER, I'm telling her OFF"...18 hours later he calls me and says "WHO IS STARTING THESE FUCKING RUMORS I'M GOING TO KILL THEM - *SHE SAID* IT'S NOT TRUE SHE NEVER SAID THOSE THINGS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS" (lol just as I write this the moron calls my work phone) at any rate...this IMBECILE supplies me with endless quotes on how wreslting would be so much better...so here's my favorite quotes from him: Idiot: Yo man, ECW RULES! They used to throw nintendos and cheese graters in the ring! Me: A lot of that was rule, but a lot of that was worked...I mean grating your eyeballs out with a cheese grater and having a match that evening has to be a work. Idiot: NO IT WAS ALL REAL Me: fine you're right, how were the matches though? the PPVS I saw didn't really have any great matches, just a bunch of violence! Idiot: THEY RULED!! BLOOD EVERYWHERE Me: Suplexes and shit? Lots of face paced shit, you felt drawn to the match's story? That's what I like Idiot: MAN SANDMAN USED TO DRINK BEERS AND HE THREW US HIS BEER CAN ONCE Me: How were the MATCHES Idiot: Man there was so much BLOOD they used cheese graters and nintendos! *** Me: Man Scott Hall got fired, SHIT (i'm a razor mark) Idiot: (thinking he out scooped me) Yeah Ric flair said he just wasn't good enough so he's gone! Me: Naw that was a WORK he was piss DRUNK for a bunch of shows. Idiot: Flair didn't say that. HBK came back too, Sandman's NEXT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cataclysm911 Report post Posted June 5, 2002 "It's fake." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted June 6, 2002 I know this can't top my other quote, but it's kinda like your story nostril king "Wrestling is Fake!" Mark: "Not ECW!, That's Real!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 6, 2002 I think what's worse is a mark who thinks they're a smark, and as a result, no one else has any brains. For anyone to want to be one is sad anyway, but here goes... I think that describes some of the people around here.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 6, 2002 I told my roommate the fate of our old pal Scott Hall: Me: "There was rumors on the internet, that Scott Hall singed with the NWA." Dumbass: "What's that?" Me: "Natioanal Wrestling Alliance" Retard: "Never heard of it." Me: "IT may not be big, but they have alot of better wrestling acton, than what the WWE has." Dummy: "No they don't. They don't have the Rock, Goldberg, or Ahmed Johnson." Me: "What's so important about Ahmed Johnson?" Loser: "He can kick everyone's ass." Me: "What about Goldberg?" Stupid guy: "Him to." Me: "Yeah! Sure! But why the Rock, his finisher sucks, and he does nothing but talk." Moron: "The Rock's People's Elbow, is the best move ever invetned, and if the Rock ever went to the NWA, him, and Goldberg would form a great tag team, along with Ahmed Johnson." Me: (lying) I think I'll just go get a haircut now. I need one bad." Leaves the room. Shithead: (yelling) You know I'm rihgt. Me (to myself) Whatever, you dumbass moron. I just can't stand him sometimes. He always thinks he is rihgt, no matrter what it is, but I always have fun when I to correct him. One time he said he was in better shape then me, we went running he was out of breath and fell on the couch, I stood and laughed at him. Another time, he thought he was the greatest person to ever play pranks, I played a prank on him, and brought him to tears. I will never understand why anoyne would still like Ahmed Johnson, or why he thinks the People's elbow is a powerful finisher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 6, 2002 A conversation I had a couple of weeks ago with a co-worker that goes to all the wrestling websites, but still doesn't quite get it: He: I wish Edge and Christian would get back together. Me: So do I. I found them both much more interesting when they were a team. Alas, it is not going to happen. He: Why not? Me: Edge is over now. Those matches with Angle are what did it. He: But he doesn't get any title shots. Me: Who are you talking about? He: Edge. Me: Yes, and...? He: How can Edge be over if he doesn't get any title shots? Uh, yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted June 6, 2002 What's wrong with the Ahmed comment? How many times must I say it before you people become brainwashed and mindlessly follow everything that I say? AHMED IS THE MAN!!!! CHYNA'S BOOK IS GOOD!!!!!! BRING BACK THE REPO MAN, DAMN IT!!!!!!! THE REPO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Think about it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 6, 2002 What's wrong with the Ahmed comment? Though I have no desire to see Ahmed Johnson in the ring again, I'd like to see someone bring back the Pearl River Plunge. That was a pretty sweet move. Also, the guy I mentioned in my earlier post struck again. He said to me, after Monday night's piss and vomit jokes, he was going to stop watching wrestling. He didn't actually see this, mind you, as he doesn't have cable. Anyway, he thought that stuff was stupid, and that's not why he watches wrestling. I agreed, but noted that Raw's in-ring work this week was decent enough to balance out the stupidity. He responded to that by asking if we were going to get this month's PPV. His boycott of the WWE didn't last long. (I realize I'm ragging on this guy here, but I like him. When he's not talking about wrestling, he's a fairly reasonable and nice person. He keeps the idiocy to a minimum when actually watching wrestling, and that's why I don't mind having him over at my place to watch PPVs [that he helps split the cost helps, too.]) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
