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Dumbass on bus-"Undertaker actually killed Yokozuna at that one Summerslam."

Me-Shut up dumbass.

Dumbass on bus-Well he buried him, I don't think he could have dug out of a hole that deep.

 

Same kid-Kane is a better wrestler than Y2J, I'd like to see Y2J choke slam somebody.

 

I've officialy voted this kid the stupidest kid in the world. And yes, he actually said these exact words, I know, I want to burn his house down too.

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Dumbass on bus-"Undertaker actually killed Yokozuna at that one Summerslam."

Me-Shut up dumbass.

Dumbass on bus-Well he buried him, I don't think he could have dug out of a hole that deep.

What Summerslam was this?

 

91- Ruins Elizabeth/Savage wedding

92- Scares Kamala shitless

93- Gladly gets rid of the Giant

94- gladly gets rid of Underfaker

95- Kama (not much to say)

96- Murdered by Foley.

97- Beats up Hart, gets hit with chair by HBK.

98- Loses to Steve Austin

99- UT & Big Shit beat X-Suck & Kane

00- Can't remeber

01- Beats up DDP

02- To Be seen soon

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Two guys who live on my floor insist that Ultimate Warrior died and they replaced him with a new one. I tried to tell them the whole story about how Warrior has and has always been Jim Hellwig, and they just would NOT believe me for anything.

 

One of those guys, the one who thinks he's a smark, considers the Ross Report gospel and gets all of his "news" from WWF.com. So he's always like, "Dude, did you hear that Stephanie McMahon bought ECW?" as if it were real.

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I had an ex-girlfriend that still to this day believes this

 

"Kane is really Sid, just waiting to get revenge for losing the title at WM13"

 

even with him going to WCW, EVEN WITH THE BROKEN LEG!!!!!

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Yesterday, one of the female interns at my job works at Toys R Us and I said to her that its a good thing she's going in late because Hogan was doing a signing there.  I told her that it would have been easier on her co-workers if he was signing at WWF NY...she then says :

 

"I thought he was in the NWO"

 

"He was....but now he's back to the red & yellow"

 

"So, why would he go to WWF NY if he's part of the NWO"

 

"....What do you mean?"

 

"Didn't they take over WCW?"

 

"They're in the WWF now..."

 

"They bought the NWO too!!!???"

 

She actually thought they were a real promotion that took over WCW...wow.

 

Dames

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Dumbass on bus-"Undertaker actually killed Yokozuna at that one Summerslam."

Me-Shut up dumbass.

Dumbass on bus-Well he buried him, I don't think he could have dug out of a hole that deep.

What Summerslam was this?

 

91- Ruins Elizabeth/Savage wedding

92- Scares Kamala shitless

93- Gladly gets rid of the Giant

94- gladly gets rid of Underfaker

95- Kama (not much to say)

96- Murdered by Foley.

97- Beats up Hart, gets hit with chair by HBK.

98- Loses to Steve Austin

99- UT & Big Shit beat X-Suck & Kane

00- Can't remeber

01- Beats up DDP

02- To Be seen soon

The Undertaker faced Kane at Summerslam 2000

 

This has been the Taker Mark

 

...and i want the name of this kid, so i can track him down and kill him ever so slowly

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Yesterday, one of the female interns at my job works at Toys R Us and I said to her that its a good thing she's going in late because Hogan was doing a signing there.  I told her that it would have been easier on her co-workers if he was signing at WWF NY...she then says :

 

"I thought he was in the NWO"

 

"He was....but now he's back to the red & yellow"

 

"So, why would he go to WWF NY if he's part of the NWO"

 

"....What do you mean?"

 

"Didn't they take over WCW?"

 

"They're in the WWF now..."

 

"They bought the NWO too!!!???"

 

She actually thought they were a real promotion that took over WCW...wow.

 

Dames

Seriously Dames, how tall are you? 4'2?

 

This has been a tall Taker Mark

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I was at the First Union Center in Philly the night of the Rock's big return and Show-Gunn were in a match against some of the WCW guys, I don't remember who...

 

a dumb girl sitting a row behind me says to her freidn "Oh my god.. Billy Gunn Gotsta make the tag, he gotsta, WCW can't beat the WWF!"

 

same night - the funniest thing ever... Kurt Angle was WCW champion (or trying to win it from Booker T, I forget) but Shane and Booker attacked Kurt from behind and someone in the crowd, I don't know who, said, in a perfect JR voice "Mah god! It's a damn mugging!"

 

Still cracks me up to this day.

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01- Beats up DDP

 

hey wasnt Kanyon in there too, before he ran away?

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Seriously Dames, how tall are you? 4'2?

 

This has been a tall Taker Mark™

I'm 5'6 thank you very much.

 

Oh, and I'm not standing in that picture, I'm sitting on a table cuz they were on the opposite side and that was the easiest way to take the pic.

 

Dames - EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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...and i want the name of this kid, so i can track him down and kill him ever so slowly

I was thinking the same thing.

 

This has been the Kevin Sullivan mark.

 

I'm 5'6 thank you very much.

 

 

 

And Dames, I remember you saying something about me being shorter than you. looks like your wrong, I'm actually 1 1/2 inches taller than you.

 

Mario- Taller than Dames

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Man...I simply asked you how tall you were cuz you looked short & mad young in that stupid Freddy pic.  Everyone's taller than me.

 

Dames

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Me talking to a mark about Rock vs Austin at WM 2001:

 

Mark: How are you so sure Austin is going to win?

 

Me: Because Rock has got to shoot some more fliming, it would only make sense that he lost belt and some way leave for a breif period of time.

 

Mark: Yeah, but he cant just get up and leave to do films, he's got a contract with the WWF.

 

Me: ....Im pretty sure that vince knows.

 

*the argument kept going on and on*

 

There are plenty more il post up later

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