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HD: Bohemoth/Axel segment

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In the GM's office meanwhile, Axel is ANGRY~! Oh yeah, a lot of effort went into that line people. Anyway, Axel is ANGRY~! because The Upstarts sucked the big one at Zero Hour. And speaking of Upstarts, we're just in time as Bohemoth enters the room.

 

BOHEMOTH

You wanted to see m...

 

AXEL

Sit down.

 

Axel must be feeling mighty pissed right about now, as the bass in his voice takes the burly bodyguard by surprise. Doing as he's told, Bohemoth does sit down, managing to look cool despite the situation.

 

AXEL

So?

 

BOHEMOTH

So what?

 

AXEL

So what? Bigman, I think you know exactly 'what'. Zack Malibu is the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion and the buck stops with you.

 

BOHEMOTH

Woah, hold up here. I didn't get beat by Zack...

 

AXEL

Last time you fought him, you did. But that's not the point I'm making. The specific reason I put you as the referee was because I thought you of all people could handle the job. You're supposed to be Christian's closest and loyalest friend. And yet, despite all that and despite the faith I showed in you, you somehow failed.

 

BOHEMOTH

Listen, I hate to talk outta turn here, but the only reason I was reffing was because you didn't book me in a match for the PPV.

 

Sighing, Axel leans back in his seat.

 

AXEL

That's not true.

 

BOHEMOTH

No? Look, I don't get why you're worked up at me. Zack wins the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title, which means him spending more time in Japan, right? Besides, why I'm top of your hitlist is beyond me. Johnny and Scotty got a match...they lost. Jamie got a match...he lost. Christian got the main event and it was a bunch of crap that caused it, but he lost too. Hell, Ken didn't even have the balls to wrestle his match...

 

Suddenly and without warning, Axel stands up. Defensively Bohemoth does the same and the two big men are face to face for the briefest of brief moments before Bo backs down.

 

AXEL

You're treading on thin ice.

 

BOHEMOTH

Look, Axel, it ain't my fault, okay? I wasn't gonna count the three. It was all gonna go to plan but Krista screwed it up, she made me count the three, not me.

 

AXEL

You're six foot seven, Bo. You're two hundred, eighty four pounds. You're ripped to SHREDS for crying out loud! You're telling me that you, a guy who spends half his working day in that gym out-lifting virtually all the other Upstarts put together, couldn't prevent a hundred fifty something WOMAN from forcing your arm into that mat!?! And you expect me to be satisfied by that? I've got high standards for The Upstarts, Bo. High standards. I don't let just any loser fly this flag...

 

BOHEMOTH (under his breath)

Helps if they're related to you.

 

AXEL

So here's the deal...no more screw ups. Christian's got his debate tonight with Alix and I want you watching his back. If Krista comes within ten yards of him, you take her out. You getting dominated by a woman again wouldn't do much for that macho image, buddy. If you see so much as a glimpse of Rodez, guy or girl version, deal with them. And if Zack gets involved and tries to return a favour from Zero Hour, I want you to take him out...swiftly and efficiently. You're supposed to be a bodyguard, so guard Christian's body. Got it?

 

BOHEMOTH

I've managed okay so far.

 

AXEL

And less of the backchat, wouldya?

 

BOHEMOTH

...sure.

 

AXEL

Much appreciated.

 

Bohemoth stands up and leaves the room with a sideways glance at Axel, who just shrugs off the conversation and goes back to his ANGER~!

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