Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Inside the FedEx Forum, a chorus of boos ring in the air as the SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA head to the ring along with Jim Cornette and Shyanne. BUFFER The following contest live on HeldDOWN~! is set for one fall. Currently making their way to the ring, accompanied by the foxiest honey in South Central Los Angeles, Shyanne, and James E. Cornette...from South Central L.A., weighing 535 pounds, here are Marcellus and Vincent, the South Central Militia! COLE You gotta admire the Heavenly Rockers for taking on this match weeks before AngleMania, but even I have question if they've biten off more than they can chew. Logan is far from 100%, and we all know why Cornette wanted this match in the first place. Marcellus and Vincent are his hired guns. Anything short of the Heavenly Rockers leaving in an ambulance will be considered a failure. COACH And let's not forget about the Handsome Hustler's big surprise later tonight. Ned is not one to disappoint. Whatever it is, it's gonna be off the charts. CABOOSE If it's anything like "Weekend at Neddy's," I hope the fans at home have their DVRs and VCRs ready. COACH If the police were less Beverly Hills Cops and more L.A.P.D., that tape never would have aired. That was breaking and entering. But as they say, what goes around comes around. And it came around on Krista and Alix. BUFFER And their opponents...hailing from Sin City, the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time, the HEAVENLYYYY RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOCKERRRRRSSSSS! With Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box" blaring in the backfround, the 2006 Anderson Cup champions emerge on the stage, running past each other to the edge of the rampway, pointing to their screaming fans as the strobe lights go crazy all over the home of the NBA's Memphis Grizzles. Feeding off the adreanline, Synth and Logan sprint to the ring, up the steel steps and slingshot inside the square circle. As the Heavenly Rockers pose on the turnbuckles, they're blindsided by the SCM! COLE I knew it! The South Central Militia aren't here to win, but rather soften up the Heavenly Rockers for the New New Midnight Express, who will do battle with Synth and Logan for the tag team titlse at AngleMania V. I sure hope money makes them happy, because they damn sure aren't going to get any title shots without winning some matches. * DING DING DING * The bell sounds, but the action is already underway as the SCM choke the Heavenly Rockers with their own leather jackets! The SCM continue their onslaught, disposing of Synth over the top rope, leaving them all alone with Logan Mann. Jim Cornette can hardly contain his excitement as Marcellus and Vincent overwhelm the young superstar with clubbering shots to the back, dropping him to the canvas. Logan can only cover up as he's kicked in the ribs and stomp on the back of his neck. Referee Charles Robinson is shoved to the mat as he tries to get the SCM to let up, the fear of disqualification not at all a concern to the SCM or Jim Cornette, who BLASTS Synth across the back with the racket! The SCM whip Mann to the ropes, trying to take his head off with a vicious double clothesline. Marcellus and Vincent put the boots back to Logan, almost as if they're trying to leave an imprint of their feet on his chest. COACH If the match continues the way it's going, the Heavenly Rockers aren't going to make it to AngleMania! CABOOSE Here comes Synth. * BOOM * Big right hand levels Vincent Santana, but the SCM regain the advantage as Marcelles comes to his partner's defense. They send the Synthmeister off for a double clothesline, but Synth rolls through the locked hands of the SCM and knocks them off their feet with a springboard double back elbow! Marcellus and Vincent are reunited with a DOUBLE KNOGGIN'-KNOCKER! And Logan returns to the field of -- or is it mat of? -- play, sending Moe reeling with one of his wicked left hands. With the Moe and Vinny trapped in opposite corners, the Heavenly Rockers climb onto the second turnbuckle and begin playing a tune on the heads of the SCM with their fists! 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10! COLE Fan interaction at its finest. Rattled, the SCM hold onto the top rope to keep themselves upright. The Heavenly Rockers glance over their shoulders to relay a message to each other from afar, and that message is to whip the SCM into each other...but Santana reverses Mann's Irish whip, sending him into the arms of Marcellus, who hotshots Mann on the top turnbuckle, snapping Logan's head back violently! To his credit, Mann has the presence of mind to roll outside, but Jim Cornette's frantic calls to the SCM to attack gives Mann little time to regroup. Synth tries to prevent Moe from going out after Logan, hooking him for a back suplex, but it's the SCM who hit a back suplex as Vincent comes over for the double-team. With Synth left lying in the ring, the SCM turn their attention to Mann outside. They stalk their prey, slowly cornering Logan before pouncing on him like a bunch of wild savages. The SCM lift up the protective mats ringside and set Logan for a spike piledriver, with Marcellus going up on the apron to deliver the spiking. COLE Oh, no! We've seen this before. CABOOSE The World tag team champions used a spike piledriver on the concrete floor to injury Logan prior to Zero Hour. It looks like the SCM want to finish what the champs started. COLE (shouting) Not this! Not this! The crowd gasp in horror as Vincent prepares to take Mann up for the piledriver, but roar in unison as Synth wipes out Santana with a SUICIDE DIVE! Marcellus jumps off the apron...and into a left hand to the midsection by Mann on the way down. Logan gets up firing hard kicks to the ribs, giving Marcellus a taste of his own medicine. The Synthmeister joins his boy in the ring for some old school double-teaming. The Heavenly Rockers cue up an Irish whip, then press play for a back bodydrop. They nail Santana getting up on the apron with a double dropkick, then Mann jerks Marcellus' head back with a running kneelift, which Synth follows up with a swinging neckbreaker! Synth rushes to the corner and pulls himself up on the second turnbuckle, leaping off and connecting with a patented FLYING ELBOW! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Marcellus sent face-first into the turnbuckle. The Heavenly Rockers with a tag, and right into an arm wringer by Logan. Logan wrings and wrings the arm until Moe is brought to his knees. He looks up to the sky, not begging the big man upstairs for forgiveness, but grimacing in pain from the transition into an armbar. A series of quick tags and double-axehandles off the top onto the arm later, Logan re-applies the armbar, keeping Wallace isolated in their side of the ring. Cornette jumps on the apron to distract referee Charles Robinson, allowing Santana to sneak in and level Mann with a clothesline. James E. turns model citizen after the damage has been done, telling Charles it was wrong for him to jump on the apron. COACH What a man is James E. It's great to still see there's some honest people left in the world. COLE Honest and Jim Cornette go together like oil and water. They just don't mix. Moe drags Logan over to the SCM corner by the hair and rams him into the knee of Vincent. Moe spits in Synth's face, drawing him inside the ring to turn the referee's attention elsewhere as he and Vincent pumpel Mann in the corner. Even Cornette gets in on the act, jabbing the racket into the ribcage of Mann. Now the legal man, Vincent brings Logan out of the corner and levels him with the point of the elbow to the back of the neck, then delivers a legdrop across the neck for good measure. ONE... TWO... THR-- Vincent picks Logan off the mat! COLE Now why the hell did he do that?! COACH :lol: The SCM aren't ready to put Logan away. They wanna punish him just a little bit more. CABOOSE They want to cripple him, that's what you mean. COACH Nah, they just wanna hurt him. But I'm sure they'd take crippling him, too. Either one works just fine. Vincent nods his head, a twinkle in his eye as Jim Cornette makes a spiking motion, signaling for a piledriver. Santana positions Mann in a standing headscissors, but spends too much time taunting the crowd and Synth, easily allowing Mann to counter with a backdrop. Logan slowly gets up to his feet and lunges towards his corner, only to have Vincent grab ahold of his foot and bring him down. Santana with wild shots to the neck, before bringing Mann up and hitting a hangman's neckbreaker! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Again, a member of the SCM picks Logan off the mat. Charles Robinson warns the SCM and Jim Cornette one more such act will result in a DQ, to which Marcellus responds with a middle finger and a tag. "Time to end this shit," says Moe as he lifts Logan up and spikes head-first into the canvas with a brainbuster. But that obviously isn't what he meant by saying it's time to end it, as he tags Vincent back in and whips Logan to the ropes. Marcellus hits the near side as Vincent runs off the far, and hit their spear/flying forearm double-team maneuver...on nothing but air, as Synth beats the SCM to the glass and brings the rebound down...in the Heavenly Rockers corner! Synth tags himself in, and goes right to work. He levels Santana with a right, as well as Marcellus. Scoope and a slam. Another scoope and a slam. The Synthmeister knocks the SCM off their feet with a pair of dropkicks. Jim Cornette climbs up onto the apron...and eats a right hand to the roar of the crowd! Synth shoves Vincent into the corner and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, his right hand cocked as he stares at the fans inside the jammed packed FedEx Forum. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Synth leaps back and catches Marcellus charging in with a cross bodyblock! He hammers the South Central native with closed fists, but gets stomped in the head from behind. The SCM work Synth over before shooting him to the ropes for their Jailbreak finisher, a maneuver that didn't connect earlier. And it won't now, as Logan SPEARS Moe to the outside while Synth reverses Santana's flying forearm into a POWERSLAM! The Synthmeister bounces up to his feet, the fans cheering wildly as he signals for Percussion. Shyanne quickly steps onto the apron to distract Charles Robinson, while Jim Cornette carefully sneaks behind Synth with the tennis racket ready to unload. * BOO... NO! * Synth catches Cornette in the act, kicking him in the gut, sending the racket flying into the hands of Vincent Santana, as Synth is prime to hit Corny with Percussion. COLE Behind you, Synth! Behind you! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" As Santana is ready to hit Synth with the racket, from the crowd appear LOS DIABLOS DE FEUGO! "HOMIES!" "HOMIES!" "HOMIES!" Mariachi pulls Shyanne off the apron as Moracca throws a handful of [color=#FF99FF][b]PINK GLITTER[/b][/color] into the eyes of Vincent, blinding him long enough for Synth to roll him up for the... ONE... TWO... THREE! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" * DING DING DING * BUFFER Here are your winners... THE HEAVENLY RRRROOOOOOOOOCKERRRRRRSSSSS! "Heart-Shaped Box" playing in the background, the Heavenly Rockers celebrate with an exuberant Los Diablos, who point to the SCM and company in the ring, giggling and acting like little school girls. The SCM point back, making snapping gestures, saying they're gonna break some bones now. COLE With the assist of Los Diablos de Feugo, the Heavenly Rockers have pulled off the win. All right! COACH How can you say that's all right? They cheated! CABOOSE What goes around comes around, right? Vincent was going to hit Synth with the racket, but Los Diablos got to them first. COACH Whatever. COLE There's still plently of action still to come. Stay with us or you'll be HeldDOWN~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
