The Densest Matter In The Universe

[JJ Johnson 0]

So, Crusen was distraught in chat over the loss of David Aebischer to the Canadiens for noted suckass (and current cripple) Jose Theodore. Zed and I decided it would be interesting to see how far we could push Windy with false trade rumors. The results were stunning. Ignore the numbers, I'm too lazy to edit that stuff out. Also, Zed and I's private conversations, due to my IRC-illiteracy, are lost to time/whenever he logs it, if ever.

 

 

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(8:48pm) (@Crusen) Colorado and Montreal traded goalies with Jose Theodore heading to the Avs in exchange for David Aebischer.

(8:48pm) (@Crusen) WHATTTTTT!@??!?

(8:48pm) (Evo) So she's packing her shit and talking to her mother in California--which is where she moved from to be with Marek, by the way. This must be

said.

(8:48pm) (@Crusen) FUCK OFF

(8:48pm) (@J3) WHAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?

(8:48pm) (@Crusen) GAYGAYGAYGAY

(8:48pm) (@J3) SECONDED.

(8:48pm) (Hollywood) ha!

(8:48pm) (Evo) Yes, she wanted me to try and make it more uncomfortable than it was already.

(8:48pm) (Hollywood) so continue

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(8:48pm) (Evo) And then Marek's almost to Chicago.

(8:48pm) (4Kick) (4#SWF) (4Crusen) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4THIS IS YOUR FAULT)

(8:48pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf)

(8:48pm) (DivineWind) bwahahaha

(8:48pm) (Evo) And all of his riding buddies are telling him, kick her to the curb, you don't need her.

(8:49pm) (4Kick) (4#swf) (4J3) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE AVALANCHE AND I BLAME YOU)

(8:49pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf)

(8:49pm) (Nick) (4GRALGSTROFF_THE_COWORKER) (4to) (4GOdrea)

(8:49pm) (DivineWind) NO! I'M GONNA MISS THE STORY

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) Theodore fractured his right heel last month while putting salt on the ice outside his Montreal home during the league's Olympic break.

He plans to return to hockey in April and the Avs said they expect him to be 100 percent for the playoffs.

(8:49pm) (Evo) And then he calls her at about 3:00 PM. "Lia, I love you and I can't stop loving you."

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) he

(8:49pm) (@J3) Zed, your turn.

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) IS

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) INJURED

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) MY FUCKING GOD

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) THEYVE TRADED FOR A HAS-BEEN INJURED GOALIEKSAHNS

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) DKLSIKD

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) GNMH

(8:49pm) (@Crusen) K;S DFGN

My turn?

(8:49pm) (@J3) To kick Windy.

(8:49pm) (12Help) (12ChanServ) (12+%) (12DivineWind)

As an Oilers fan, you have my gratitude.

(8:49pm) (@J3) Because he made Colorado trade for Jose Theodore.

(8:49pm) (GOdrea) Why'd you quote Nile there, Cru?

(8:50pm) (@Crusen) FUNNY

(8:50pm) (@Crusen) BUT STILL ANGRY

(8:50pm) (Hollywood) ........

(8:50pm) (Hollywood) dude

(8:50pm) (Evo) You can imagine my shock. His girlfriend, who he met on MySpace, moves from California to live with him and myself in an apartment, hates

her life because Marek treats her like a dick because she isn't the one that Marek really wants, but pro wrestlers gotta fuck...

(8:50pm) (Hollywood) wtf

(8:50pm) (Hollywood) thats true.

(8:50pm) (Hollywood) Pro Wrestlers need to fuck like bunnies.

(8:50pm) (Evo) ...she cheats on this other dude after being manipulated into believing that Marek was wrong for her.

(8:50pm) (%DivineWind) w00t

(8:50pm) (GOdrea) Except for Steve the Wrestling Eunuch.

(8:51pm) (GOdrea) Him? Not so much with the fucking.

(8:51pm) (@J3) In other NHL news, the Oilers traded Marc-Andre Bergeron, Chris Pronger and several draft picks to the Bruins and Rangers in a three-way

trade to acquire Hal Gill and Darius Kasparitis.

Actually, we traded a first round pick and future considerations to Minnesota for Dwayne Roloson.

(8:51pm) (Evo) Marek is telling me that he doesn't care if he gets arrested, because he's gotta hurt this guy, and then he somehow manages to have a

change of heart in a car full of people angry at this girl for cheating on him, and loving her again.

(8:51pm) (%DivineWind) Pronger yay!

(8:52pm) (@J3) He went to Boston.

(8:52pm) (Evo) By the way, in case you were wondering why we were all angry at this girl, it was because we had believed for the longest time that two

things were true:

(8:52pm) (@J3) As did Bergeron.

(8:52pm) (@J3) And the draft picks.

(8:52pm) (%DivineWind) Fuck

(8:52pm) (Evo) 1) Marek was more likely to cheat on her than vice versa.

I'm cautiously optimistic about that trade, since we didn't deal Mike Morrison and we won't have a top-10 pick this year anyway.

(8:52pm) (@J3) You just gave away your one good defenseman.

(8:52pm) (%DivineWind) Who did we get?

(8:52pm) (Evo) 2) Marek was being too overprotective of his girlfriend, keeping her from living her life and enjoying it, making her miserable.

And JJ, the Rangers have three good defensemen.

(8:52pm) (Hollywood) ......

(8:52pm) (Hollywood) Duran.

(8:52pm) (Hollywood) Fuck you!

(8:52pm) (Hollywood) ......

(8:52pm) (Hollywood) This sounds exactly like that happened to me.

(8:52pm) (Hollywood) Exactly.

(8:53pm) (%DivineWind) Only you're not as cool as Marek Brave.

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(8:53pm) (Hollywood) I could be.

(8:53pm) (Hollywood) But I'm not.

(8:53pm) (Hollywood) But I do play Guitar Hero.

(8:53pm) (4Kick) (4#swf) (4J3) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4You could have corrected my Rangers D information before this happened.)

(8:53pm) (Evo) Marek Brave is not as cool as you think he is. Just because he can do a bridging spear does not make him Jesus.

(8:53pm) (Evo) Guitar Hero is a good start.

(8:53pm) (Hollywood) I feel bad for the guy.,

(8:53pm) (Hollywood) Same thing happened to me.

(8:53pm) (Evo) He is cool for being good at Guitar Hero.

(8:53pm) (@J3) Is a bridging spear what I think it is?

(8:53pm) (GOdrea) Yeah, I mean Jesus can do a much better bridging spear.

(8:53pm) (@J3) Does he end up like he did a Northern Lights? Because, that's cool.

(8:53pm) (Evo) A spear that ends in a Northern Lights bridge.

(8:53pm) (@Crusen) Least the oilers got a good goalie.

(8:54pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf)

(8:54pm) (Hollywood) Dude.

(8:54pm) (GOdrea) Look, it is a Windy againz

(8:54pm) (Hollywood) Tell him not to go back.

(8:54pm) (@J3) Oh, Windy, the Rangers DID get somebody.

(8:54pm) (Hollywood) It's not worth it.

(8:54pm) (Hollywood) I'm going through the SAME EXACT THING

(8:54pm) (Evo) Too late.

(8:54pm) (Hollywood) Damn.

(8:54pm) (Evo) Like, they're already back together.

(8:54pm) (@J3) They traded Lundqvist and Weekes for Patrick Lalime.

(8:54pm) (DivineWind) Who?

(8:54pm) (Evo) They were back together 8 days ago.

(8:55pm) (Hollywood) Damn him!

(8:55pm) (DivineWind) they traded Lundqvist . . .

Haha.

Lalame.

(8:55pm) (DivineWind) EVERY FUCKING TIME

He can't even start for the Blues.

(8:55pm) (GOdrea) Then apart 6 days ago, then together 3 days ago.

(8:55pm) (DivineWind) EVERY FUCKING TIME WE'RE LIKE OH I KNOW LET'S MAKE THIS TRADE

(8:55pm) (Hollywood) My girl cheated on me with two guys.

(8:55pm) (DivineWind) IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA

(8:55pm) (DivineWind) AT ALL

(8:55pm) (Hollywood) Everyone assumed I'd be the one cheating on her.

(8:55pm) (DivineWind) BUT I'M BORED

(8:55pm) (@J3) Oh, actually, they sent Lundqvist to the Blues for Lalime, and then Weekes to Vancouver for Cloutier.

(8:55pm) (DivineWind) Fuck you Glen Sather

(8:55pm) (Hollywood) her friends convinced her I wasn't making her happy.

(8:55pm) (Evo) So silly.

(8:55pm) (Hollywood) Yep.

(8:56pm) (Evo) I think she's a bad person still.

(8:56pm) (DivineWind) I don't even understand that.

(8:56pm) (Evo) But I'm co-existing with her because Marek's one of my best friends.

(8:56pm) (Hollywood) For cheating on him? Yeah, she is.

(8:56pm) (Hollywood) Cheaters = teh suk

(8:56pm) (Evo) More or less.l

(8:56pm) (GOdrea) LOBSTER COCK

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(8:56pm) (Hollywood) He shouldn't have gone back.

(8:56pm) (Hollywood) How long were the dating for?

(8:56pm) (GOdrea) THAT IS ALL.

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(8:56pm) (Evo) They had been dating for almost five months.

(8:56pm) (Hollywood) meh

(8:57pm) (Evo) Not a very long relationship at all.

(8:57pm) (Hollywood) My bitch was with me for a year when it happened.

(8:57pm) (Hollywood) He probably just grew a case of blue balls and she knows what he likes.

(8:57pm) (Hollywood) But then again, I'm dating 4 girls right now.

(8:57pm) (Evo) He's a pro wrestler.

(8:58pm) (Hollywood) Still.

(8:58pm) (Evo) Does it really matter if she knows what he likes? He could teach a rat in about five hours what he likes.

JJ. You hear the rumours Sather's going to swap Jagr to Toronto for Tucker and McCabe tomorrow?

(8:58pm) (Hollywood) Would you rather be with another girl who doesn't know what to do or with a girl who knows what to hit?

(8:58pm) (Hollywood) True, but still.

(8:58pm) (Evo) I'd rather be with a girl who isn't an unfaithful bitch.

(8:58pm) (@J3) Yeah, I did hear that, actually.

(8:58pm) (@J3) It's a good deal, i think.

(8:58pm) (Hollywood) They don't exist, Duran.

(8:58pm) (DivineWind) If that happens, I'll eat something not meant to be eaten.

(8:59pm) (DivineWind) Like Lalime.

(8:59pm) (DivineWind) Watch, we'll drop all the way out of the playoffs.

(8:59pm) (@J3) Okay, I'll admit it.

(8:59pm) (@J3) The goalie trades weren't real.

(9:00pm) (@J3) They sent Lundqvist for DiPietro.

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(9:01pm) (MistressSarah) Thanks a lot, Spike.

(9:01pm) (@J3) "He's a great young talent," said Rangers general manager Glen Sather upon interview by NHL.com. "I think he could go far in this league,

and we look forward to him leading us to several victories in the future."

(9:01pm) (Hollywood) It's true.

(9:03pm) (MistressSarah) I'm gonna leave that one alone now.

(9:03pm) (@Crusen) this trade sucks.

(9:03pm) (@J3) Dude, Crusen. You think you have it rough?

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(9:03pm) (@J3) The Rangers sent Lundqvist for DiPietro.

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(9:03pm) (@Crusen) ...in nhl 06?

(9:04pm) (@J3) In real life.

(9:04pm) (@Crusen) ..

(9:04pm) (@Crusen) surely not.

(9:04pm) (GOdrea) For real reals.

(9:04pm) (@J3) Yep.

(9:04pm) (@Crusen) wow, steal for the isls.

(9:04pm) (DivineWind) Just to piss me off

(9:04pm) (@Crusen) but dipetro isnt bad

(9:04pm) (DivineWind) I just LOOOOVVEE Rick DiPietro

He started for Team USA, after all!

(9:04pm) (DivineWind) I know, he did fantastic

(9:05pm) (DivineWind) Fuck you Glen Sather

(9:05pm) (DivineWind) I hope you die.

(9:05pm) (DivineWind) In some sort of toungue related incident

(9:05pm) (@Crusen) are you an isles fan or a rangers fan?

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(9:06pm) (DivineWind) http://www.morganquitno.com/sr06mlrnk.htm

(9:06pm) (DivineWind) Number 5, Hells yeah

(9:06pm) (@J3) Those polls are biased towards the Northeast.

(9:07pm) (DivineWind) Maybe because . . . the Northeast is the best place to live?

(9:07pm) (Hollywood) Except for Jersey.

(9:07pm) (Hollywood) thats just shit.

(9:07pm) (DivineWind) That would of course explain why Wyoming is #6, right?

(9:07pm) (DivineWind) New Jersey rocks

(9:08pm) (DivineWind) You got 30 something, New York whore

(9:08pm) (Hollywood) I had to drive to Jersey the other day to pick up a friend.

(9:08pm) (DivineWind) Turnpike isn't really Jersey.

(9:08pm) (Hollywood) It was pretty much crack houses and torn down supermarkets.

(9:08pm) (Hollywood) I was in E-Town.

(9:08pm) (DivineWind) E-town?

(9:08pm) (DivineWind) the fuck is that?

(9:08pm) (Hollywood) Elizabeth.

(9:08pm) (DivineWind) Pfft. Elizabeth

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(9:08pm) (DivineWind) Bergen county, fucker.

(9:08pm) (Hollywood) I didn't take the Turnpike.

(9:09pm) (Hollywood) I took the 1&9.

How could it be biased to the Northeast? Minnesota and Iowa are 2 & 3

(9:09pm) (@Crusen) at least lacroix didnt throw in any draft picks with this deal

(9:09pm) (@J3) Hey, that's Northeast of Arizona.

(9:09pm) (14Part) (14MistressSarah) ([email protected]) (14#SWF)

(9:09pm) (DivineWind) http://www.olejarz.com/art/ridgewood/images2/platform.jpg

(9:10pm) (DivineWind) Look how nice it looks

(9:10pm) (DivineWind) how could that suck?

(9:10pm) (@J3) Dude, skies are not naturally teal.

(9:10pm) (@J3) And the smog is obscuring that chick on the right.

(9:10pm) (DivineWind) That sky was teal?

(9:11pm) (@J3) A subtle teal.

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(9:12pm) (DivineWind) That was not teal in anyway

(9:12pm) (DivineWind) and you know it looked nice.

(9:12pm) (@J3) Actually, no.

(9:13pm) (DivineWind) http://bf.school.ridgewood.k12.nj.us/pictu...fm?sid=4&id=338

(9:13pm) (DivineWind) You know it looks nice.

(9:14pm) (@J3) Why are all of these pictures blurry?

(9:14pm) (DivineWind) WOAH! JOHNNY DAMON LIVES IN RIDGEWOOD

(9:14pm) (Hollywood) Cause its Jersey.

(9:14pm) (DivineWind) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ridgewood,_New_Jersey

(9:14pm) (DivineWind) Scroll down, ho

(9:14pm) (Hollywood) Johnny Damon lives in Jersey?

(9:14pm) (Hollywood) Why?

(9:14pm) (@J3) LOOK WHO COMES CRAWLING BACK TO WIKIPEDIA.

(9:14pm) (DivineWind) Johnny Fucking Damon lives in Wood

(9:14pm) (DivineWind) I did, ho

(9:14pm) (DivineWind) I came crawling back

(9:14pm) (9Action) 9* Hollywood cravates Akira.

(9:14pm) (Zyon) called that shit

(9:15pm) (@J3) Indeed Zyon did.

(9:15pm) (9Action) 9* DivineWind no-sells, because Johnny Damon lives in Ridgewood New Jersey

(9:15pm) (Hollywood) God damn you, Johnny Damon.

(9:15pm) (@J3) Dude, you're bragging about Johnny Damon. What is wrong with you?

(9:15pm) (Hollywood) Hey!

(9:15pm) (Hollywood) Don't insult Johnny Damon!

(9:15pm) (Hollywood) It's not his fault he lives in Jersey.

(9:15pm) (@J3) Oh, wait. I'm thinking Matt Damon.

(9:15pm) (Hollywood) He's gonna miss home games cause of the Holland Tunnel traffic.

(9:16pm) (@J3) Johnny's the caveman/Jesus baseball player, right?

(9:16pm) (Hollywood) Yes.

(9:16pm) (Hollywood) but the Yankees made him cut his hair and shave.

(9:16pm) (Hollywood) and it made me cry.

(9:16pm) (Hollywood) Cause I'm proud of my long hair and beard.

(9:16pm) (DivineWind) Johnny Damon rocks

(9:16pm) (DivineWind) I went to the Hall of Fame Game in Cooperstown

(9:16pm) (DivineWind) and had a catch with him.

(9:16pm) (DivineWind) It rocked.

(9:16pm) (DivineWind) He was warming up, and threw me the ball. It was all "omgzorz, Johnny Damon is having a catch with me~!"

(9:17pm) (Hollywood) and then the ball hit you in the face, right?

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(9:17pm) (GOdrea) Maybe he thought you were a hot baseball skank, Akira.

(9:17pm) (Hollywood) No!

I'm surprised Johnny could even get the ball to you with his we noodle arm.

(9:17pm) (Hollywood) Then you're dad ran out

(9:17pm) (Hollywood) and caught the ball before you could.

(9:17pm) (DivineWind) No, I caught it with the glove I purchased in New Jersey, and threw the Resident ot Ridgewood the ball

(9:18pm) (Hollywood) "INTERCEPTION ON MARINO!"

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(9:18pm) (@J3) Damon does indeed have a wet noodle arm.

(9:18pm) (Hollywood) He hurt his shoulder, what the hell do you expect?

(9:18pm) (Hollywood) HE ISN'T SUPERMAN

(9:18pm) (DivineWind) He's still my new favorite baseball player

(9:18pm) (Hollywood) and I'm going to shower.

(9:18pm) (8Quit) (8Hollywood) ([email protected]) (8Quit: The SWF Script - the edition where all the bugs were grilled alongside the flesh of

christians.)

(9:20pm) (muzz) Phew.

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New York Rangers general manager Glen Sather commented that, "McCabe gives us real depth on defense, and a scoring presence that we lacked

before. I think if we pair him up with Tom (Poti), you're going to see one of the best scoring blue lines in the league."

When asked about losing Jagr, the NHL's leading point scorer, Sather confessed, "Well, it was difficult, for sure. But we have a lot of young guys like

Marcel Hossa who can hopefully step up and fill the void in the playoffs."

(9:21pm) (@Crusen) ..

(9:22pm) (@J3) ...

(9:22pm) (@Crusen) i bet PL is working the phones right now picking up more injured players.

(9:22pm) (@J3) SWEET.

(9:22pm) (@Crusen) LINDROS TO THE AVS FOR SAKIC!

(9:22pm) (DivineWind) I hate trade deadlines

(9:22pm) (DivineWind) I always lose

(9:22pm) (DivineWind) every year

(9:22pm) (DivineWind) I lose

(9:23pm) (@Crusen) mccabes awesome.

(9:23pm) (DivineWind) Jagr rocked this year so unbelieveably it's insane

(9:23pm) (DivineWind) And Lundqvist

(9:23pm) (DivineWind) but no.

(9:23pm) (DivineWind) Sather decides he needs to fix what isn't broken.

(9:24pm) (muzz) I bought Downfall, Cru.

(9:24pm) (muzz) Happened on it by chance.

(9:24pm) (@Crusen) wheree did you find it?

(9:24pm) (@J3) Aw, come on. DiPietro's a great young talent, and I'm sure guys like Hossa and Darcy Tucker can fill the void more than adequately.

(9:25pm) (muzz) Video's Direct to You, the place nextdoor to my work

(9:25pm) (muzz) I get a discount there, so I got it for 22.

(9:25pm) (@Crusen) k. i have my eye patch (i downloaded it)

(9:27pm) (DivineWind) If DiPietro is a great young talent, Lundqvist is a fantastic unbelieveable phenonomeal young talent.

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(9:27pm) (@Crusen) like you had even heard of him 12 months ago.

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(9:31pm) (DivineWind) I definitely hadn't.

(9:31pm) (DivineWind) But I don't care.

(9:31pm) (8Quit) (8muzz) ([email protected]) (8Quit: SP2)

(9:32pm) (@J3) Guys, we should form some sort of chat band.

(9:32pm) (@J3) Zyon can sing/scream/whatever.

(9:32pm) (@J3) Drea...I dunno, harpsichord? That seems suitably off-kilter.

(9:32pm) (DivineWind) JJ

(9:32pm) (@J3) And then Zed and I will play Akira like a drum.

(9:32pm) (DivineWind) guess what

(9:32pm) (DivineWind) You shouldn't steal ideas

(9:32pm) (DivineWind) last time we tried to recreate band

(9:33pm) (DivineWind) remember how unfunny that was?

(9:33pm) (DivineWind) We used up all the good band jokes.

(9:33pm) (@J3) And then Zed and I will play Akira like a drum.

Like a grand piano.

(9:34pm) (@J3) Eh, we've already got a harpsichord.

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(9:34pm) (DivineWind) Dude, that's Repunzel. You could have at least bothered to get a real harpsichord.

* Zed motions as if pointing at a sign.

(9:33pm) (@J3) And then Zed and I will play Akira like a drum.

(9:36pm) (4Kick) (4#swf) (4J3) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4You win the Nobel Prize in the field of Gullibility and Thickness.)

(9:36pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf)

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(9:36pm) (DivineWind) I can guarentee there will be no funny jokes to come out chat band. Band jokes aren't funny anymore.

(9:37pm) (@J3) I give up.

(9:38pm) (Zyon) Well this one time in band camp OH MY GOD I"M OUT OF FROSTED FLAKES!!!!

We have been fucking with your head over the Rangers trades.

(9:38pm) (DivineWind) . . .

(9:38pm) (DivineWind) I

(9:38pm) (DivineWind) Hate

(9:38pm) (DivineWind) all of you.

(9:38pm) (DivineWind) I hate you.

(9:38pm) (DivineWind) Fuck you.

(9:38pm) (@Crusen) lol

(9:38pm) (@Crusen) youre silly.

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[Smartly Pretty 0]

Pfft. Of course it's not osmium. Diamonds, fool~!

[JJ Johnson 0]

Pfft. Of course it's not osmium. Diamonds, fool~!

 

Diamonds are carbon. Osmium is far denser than carbon.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I didn't know that because I'm denser than things I've never heard of.

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

Better do your science homework then.