Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 1) Interview in ring to open the show (I hope) 2) Backstage skit with Puerto 3) Backstage confrontation with Hoff 4) Brief meeting with Bill Watts and Donald Trump! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2006 OAOAST HeldDOWN opens with, a shot of the ring? And a guy in it? Holy SHIT, are we gonna see wrestling? Nope. Another promo. AnglePlex, Superstar, and the rest of the HATERZZZ roll in their retired graves, for its Numba 1 Stunna, the Most Hated Man in the History of the OAOAST, and YOUR former World Champion in the ring. It's Sizzle to the Jizzle Time! (I can't believe i just wrote that). Stephen Joseph Well HELLO! there everybody! Welcome to HeldDOWN! Crowd: YEEAAHH!!! Cole: Stephen Joseph came out here 10 minutes ago, just waiting for HeldDOWN to go live. We haven't seen him in the ring, since well, Anglepalooza. He was last seen here throwing a cup of beer into Hoff's face! Coach: He should've stayed gone. No one cares. Caboose: I'm as conflicted as I was on my girl after her high school prom. Do I, or don't I? Stephen Joseph Quit your jabbering, ya damn commentators. Let me speak, I'm paid millions for my mouth! ODALEY! ARRIBA LA...yeah okay...he sucks. And you know what else I heard. (in a Mexican voice) He sucks a little friend in the back, Holmes. A little Upstart flagpole, you know what I mean? Crowd: (groans in pain and laughter) Stephen Joseph (pacing the ring) Seriously folks. I feel great. I am so glad to be back, because I'm that much closer to getting rid of the Upstarts! Tony, Dan, even you Leon. Y'all come on down. Don't mind me, but I'm going to keep talking while you do. I gots something to speak on now. Now let me see here. Someone around here tried to retire me. Then,after I spent 3 months holding a title I defended well over 70 times, he spits on that and doesn't defend it at all. I don't count those damn jobbers a defense. Peter Knight, you make me fucking ashamed. Every Champion is this business out to be ashamed of you, you're pissing on the title by not defending it. Well that changes to NIGHT! Hey Tony. (Tony nods, and stands in a turnbuckle corner) You see, tonight, My best friend here, Tha PUERTO RICAN, gets his shot at the gold baby. Hey Dan (Dan stares, but goes over to Tony) It's going to be a beautiful...Whoa Leon...Back down...I'm not feuding with you, aight? (Leon huffs a bit, but backs down, and goes to a turnbuckle. All 3 eye Stephen Joseph suspiciously. Well good, you guys are all here. Ain't this a fucked up family. And I'm the black sheep ain't I. Well good. Now listen here fellas. I'm only saying this once, and I'm only offering this once. At one point in time, I ran this place the way I wanted to ran things. If I wanted to bury you, I did. If I wanted a PPV to go a certain way, it did. If I wanted IntenseZone to end with me, it ended with me. Everyone and their mother hates my fucking guts because I manipulated everyone for YEARS, and you all despise me for that to this day...except now, we're kind of allies of convience right? (They all kind of nod) Well, let me put this straight. The only reason why I did all that bullshit back in the day is because I thought I had to manipulate my way to the title. I only hated on Zack because he got an easy path, TWICE, to the title. I would never have gotten the title, except, someone, not naming any names or nothing, or someones, not naming any names, but I think Tony and Dan, you know these two guys very well...they took their ball and went home. They left the OAOAST in the vacuum. And thus came my opportunity, and I got myself into it, I had a chance, and I capitalized on it. I got what I've always wanted. So I'm telling you this. I'm through being a manipulator. I got the title because I was needed, and I had the opportunity. I see now that all I had to do was work with, and not against. What I'm getting to is this. I'm a son of a bitch. I'm an asshole. A jackass, a rat bastard. And I'm the only weapon you sons of bitches have right now that can counter Axel, the Upstarts, Drek, and Hoff. Because I'm like them. Zack...Zack was pure enough, good enough, to fight the good fight and beat them. Now he's shipped off overseas. They have you running. Leon is all tied up with Tha Puerto Rican , who may I remind you, is no fan of the Upstarts. You two guys now have to deal with Hoff and Drek. In the meantime, the rest of the Upstarts are consolidating. That ain't happening. PETER KNIGHT, you should've made sure I couldn't come back. Because Tonight, marks the beginning of the long march back for the Upstarts. I'm taking over, not because I'm gonna manipulate my way there, but because these guys recognize that I can Fuck YOU!!!! up. Until Zack gets back, I'm gonna organize, I'm gonna resist. Axel, you think you're so cute for pulling the Mick Foley magic papers? Bitch , please, when I was Commissioner I had so many damn papers like that, I got more holes in my contract than your mother's plugged,a and that's alot, because She's a HOOO!! And the FIRST thing I'd like to announce is that I'm a gonna be at ANGLEMANIA~! as the PAY PER VIEW COORDINATOR. That means that I can involve myself in any match, in any way, to ensure a fair playing field. And guess what? My contract supersedes yours, so suck on that Slappy! Hi Puerto. (The Puerto Rican has come to the ring) Leon. Puerto. I don't give a flying piece of shit what's going on between you too. At Anglemania, I am stepping back, and I won't be involved. But I need for you two to realize, that yes, we're on the same side of a MUCH bigger confliction. Shake his damn hand P. (Puerto looks at Leon in Disgust) SHAKE HIS GOD DAMN HAND! You want my help tonight or not? (Puerto is shocked at Joseph's outburst. He steps back, then steps once to Leon, and puts out his hand). Leon...shake his hand. (Leon looks over SJ, and PR, and motions SJ to back up. He does, and Leon steps forward once and loosely shakes PR's hand quickly, then wiping it on his pants). Stephen Joseph That's more like it. The Originals together again. Zackie baby, until you get your ass here, on your behalf, I'd like to finish with You Upstarts think you can destroy what we built for 5 long years? You want to take our baby away. Well come hell or high water, we gonna get you. Peter Knight, Axel, Hoff, Christian Jabroni, you wanna Fuck US? Well FUCK YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2006 To go right before the title match Stephen Joseph You're the Puerto Rican, the baddest mofo wrestling today. Peter Knight's got nothing on you. He's a punk. He doesn't defend his belt. He wets his bed. He lusts for his mother. He's got an outie. He's a bitch Puerto, and what do we do to bitches? Tha Puerto Rican I smack my bitch up! Stephen Joseph Whoop Whoop! I can't wait Puerto. Soon, you'll join me in the hall of champions....IF YA (Tha Puerto Rican puts his hand up to Stephen's face) TPR That's my line. IF YA SMEELEELLLLLLL LLALLALAALALAA WHAT THE PUERTO RICAN>>>> IS COOOKINGGGGGGG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 The camera switches to the back , where HOFF~! is chatting on his cell phone in the garage area. HOFF Yeah, I'll get to that. No worries. (Stephen Joseph steps into view, sipping on a Guinness!) HOFF Call you back Stephen Joseph You do that. Hey buddy. I just wanted to say thank you (Hoff is taken aback, expecting a fight) HOFF Why? Stephen Joseph You saved my career. You dropped your ball, left in a poo poo fit, and all of a sudden, ole SJ was world champ, and now the people just LURVE me! Ain't that the shit. Here I was doing everything to position myself to win the title, which you all hated. And voila~! you, YOU, were responsible for my title reign Ain't karma a bitch? (Stephen Joseph laughs a bit and walks off) HOFF This ain't over POPICK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 (edited) I just read this now. Is there any way you can edit Black T out of your segment, SJ? Plans changed and I'd like to hold them off the show this week. The Hoff segment poses a bit of a problem as well, but I'm here to protect Black T's interest. It the segment ends up airing as is, that's fine. I can work around it. EDIT: Nevermind. Leave it in. It's cool. Edited March 17, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 I'm putting these in as written, but if you want to go in and edit them later, feel free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 Sorry, just saw this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
