Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 We fade in on the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview set where Josh "J. Math" Matthews stands with "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican. HeldDOWN~! ended about a half hour ago, so PRL is still in his black warmup attire, feeling the effects of his match against Peter Knight (which he lost, btw). Puerto is holding his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder and has put on his sunglasses again. PR holds his neck as Josh begins speaking. JOSH MATTHEWS PRL, tonight you fought Peter Knight for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title and you came up empty, but you still put up one hell of a fight. How are you feeling right now? "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Well Josh, Tha Puerto Rican feels tired and hurt from his title match tonight and he is going to hit the showers after this interview is over. I do feel depressed that I did not become OAOAST Champion tonight, and not only that, but I got SCREWED out of the title. If Alfdogg didn't come into the ring and bash Peter Knight's brains in with that steel chair, I would have won the match because there was no way, and THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS NO WAY, that I would have tapped to the Ace In The Hole. Absolutely no way because Tha Puerto Rican never taps out. Never. JOSH Well-- THA PUERTO RICAN NEVER. J. MATH Duly noted. Anyway, P.R., earlier tonight you were in the ring with Leon Rodez, and your manager and "Career Consultant" Stephen Joseph Popick, made you shake Rodez's hand. PRL That was absolutely disgusting! I had to wash the Corporate Hands after that! The fact that I had to touch Leon Rodez's filthy little hands made me want to stick the Corporate Finger down the Corporate Throat and throw up the Corporate Vomit! Josh, even though I lost to Peter Knight and am NOT the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, I can still show off my pearly whites because I've got this baby right here. (PRL spins the belt plate on his 24/7 Title.) And not anyone, not John "Rock Hard" Brickston, not Otaku II, not Spanish Fly, not Colombian Heat, and ESPECIALLY NOT LEON RODEZ WILL TAKE THIS TITLE AWAY FROM ME! JOSH MATTHEWS P.R., last week Leon Rodez challenged you to a Ladder Match at AngleMania V for the 24/7 Title. What is your answer to this? THA PUERTO RICAN Tha Puerto Rican is sick and tired of dealing with Leon Rodez! Leon Rodez is a little jabroni. He's a punk! He's trying to be like Tha Puerto Rican! He's trying to act like Tha Puerto Rican! Talk like Tha Puerto Rican! (PRL looks directly into the camera for the remainder of the interview.) Well Leon Rodez, you will NEVER EVER be Tha Puerto Rican! And Leon Rodez, you want to step up to the plate? You want to make a name for yourself by being the man who ended Tha Puerto Rican's record breaking 24/7 Championship reign by challenging Tha Puerto Rican to a Ladder Match at AngleMania V? You want an answer to your challenge? Well the answer is: you bet your sweet ass I accept! Leon Rodez, in three weeks at AngleMania V, I will, at long last, put an end to this little anti-Lightning Crew group you lead. In three weeks at AngleMania V, I will proceed to lay the smackdown on your candy ass all over the Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center! And in three weeks at AngleMania V, I will once again prove to each and every OAOAST superstar and OAOAST fan that I am the best damn 24/7 Champion there ever was and there ever will be! PRL adjusts his spinner 24/7 Championship belt. PRL Leon Rodez, in 3 weeks, 17 days, you will feel the brute force that is Tha Puerto Rican! The pain that I put you through in the Latino Thug Street Fight is nothing compared to the pain that I will put you through in our Ladder Match! At AngleMania V, on Sunday April 2nd, the world will bare witness to the greatest Ladder Match Ever! And the winner of the greatest Ladder Match Ever will be "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican! Leon, I am 2-1 at AngleMania, and on Sunday April 2, 2006, I will make it 3-1. You think that I am a joke? You think that you shouldn't take me seriously? Well ask Panther how much of a joke Tha Puerto Rican is! Last year, I took on Panther in a Steel Cage Match at AngleMania IV. And what happened? I beat his ass so bad that he hasn't wrestled since! So, in essence, I retired Panther! I ended Panther's career! And at AngleMania V at the Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center in Atlantic City, New Jersey, in the same place that I retired Panther, in the same place that I ended Panther's career, I might just retire you. I might END YOUR CAREER! So, Leon Rodez, watch out for the lightning strikes, because at AngleMania V on Sunday April 2nd, you will have a CORPORATE Nightmare! I guaran-damn-tee it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican leaves the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview set. JOSH MATTHEWS Well folks, there you have it. It is now official. On Sunday April 2, 2006, at OAOAST AngleMania V from the Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center in Atlantic City, New Jersey, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican will take on Leon Rodez in a Ladder Match for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship! And you heard it here first, exclusively on OAOAST.com! That's all for now. See you on Thursday night as we continue on the road to AngleMania V on HeldDOWN~! Josh smiles, standing still waiting for the red light on the camera to go off. (FADE OUT) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
