Carnival.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist. Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. You're just another internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile or if you didn't have a face so ugly that peeping-Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.

 

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Carnival > Rando.

[Hoff 0]

Carnival outclasses the real Rando, let alone this guy.

[Carnival 0]

I bought this, hopefully it will help.

 

[Hoff 0]

BEST POST EVER

[The Czech Republic 0]

Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist. Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. You're just another internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile or if you didn't have a face so ugly that peeping-Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.

 

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole.

Ah, the white Eddie Winslow makes his appearance.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Well, you're certainly thoughtless, I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice, "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Is there anything I need to know about you other than you're a grungy social outcast?

 

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.

[Carnival 0]

Your momma's got a glass titty with a screw-on nipple.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This guy seems to get on a roll for a second and always lose it towards the end of each sentence. Which leaves for some rather mediocre flaming.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person, as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards. No doubt, this rumor is true. It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. Does your train of thought have a caboose? You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I like this Rando.

[Carnival 0]

I like him too, it's like reading Jerry Lawler's attempt at flaming.

[k thx 0]

I like him too, it's like reading Jerry Lawler's attempt at flaming.

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[nl5xsk1 0]

I like him too, it's like reading Jerry Lawler's attempt at flaming.

After reading that attempt at humor, I change my vote.

 

The_Amazing_Rando > Carnival.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

That's what I've been saying all along.

[Carnival 0]

It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. Does your train of thought have a caboose? You have that certain nothing.

one liner, one liner, one liner, one liner.

 

At least Eddie Winslow kind of makes sense, in a retarded sort of way.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation, because no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the internet. Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests. Why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all the chambers fully-loaded?

[Slayer 0]

The_Amazing_Marney

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

The_Amazing_Marney

lol, liek my name & hers,...but together, lol. U GOT ME, GOOD

[tekcop 0]

I think I might enjoy a Marney gimmick. I mean, I'd rather there be no gimmick whatsoever, but if you're going to do one. Do a good one, you know?

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

I concur.