King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2006 "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" As A1's "First To Believe hits, the crowd look ready to either leave in protest or alternatively riot...that is, until they see the delightful Jade Rodez walking through the entrance doors with a smile that could melt even the blackest, stoniest, frozenest heart and realise it's time for HeldDOWN~! to go D*LUX! Jade stops on the stage with hands on hips, striking a pose as "Showtime" Shayne Brave and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant emerge and stand either side, saluting their fans.in between dancing along to the boyband beats bursting through the P.A System. I don't care what you haters say, it's a cool song. Also cool are Tyler and Shayne, kitted out in green dyed denim and wearing some very expensive looking sunglasses. The two pose besides Jade for a second or two, before the youngest Rodez sibling points the way to the ring and the two make their way down the aisle tagging hands merrily. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall Coming to the ring at this time, being accompanied to the ring by their managing consultant, Jade Rodez...making their OAOAST debuts tonight. At a total combined weight of three hundred and ninety seven pounds... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE and "TREMENDOUS" TYLER... they are D*LLLUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXX!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Tyler and Shayne leap to the apron and take a hand each of Jade, using their well toned muscles to help her glide gracefully from ringside to the apron. Together they then hold the ropes open for Jade to enter the ring, before entering themselves and standing either side of their kneeling manager with merchandise selling smiles! BUFFER And, currently in the ring are their opponents... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! The golden boys of the tag team division (literally) salute, but nobody is watching them, all eyes fixed on the grandious entrance of the newest duo in the OAOAST. Tyler and Shayne remove their glasses and jackets and hand them safely to Jade, who leaves the ring to take up her new position of manager in the corner. One of the Conquistadors, Uno for ease if nothing else assumes control and elects to start. Meanwhile across the ring, Tyler and Shayne pump fists before Tyler exits to the apron. COLE Wow, that was something, huh? CABOOSE I'll admit they've got the aesthetics sorted, but now it's time to deliver. And as we all know, these boybands tend to be all show and very little substance, so I'm not holding my breath just yet. *DINGDINGDING!* "Showtime" Shayne kicks off with Uno and offers up a handshake. The Latin America stares at the hand and after a few seconds comes up, wagging a finger in Shayne's face and suggesting that they should start the match with an old school test of strength. Shayne isn't sure about it, he being 'a buck 88' and the beefy Conquistador tipping the scales at 230 pounds. But the temptation eventually gets to Shayne and he raises and arm looking to lock knuckles...only for Uno to suddenly and unexplicably do a forward roll past him and raise a fist in the air to the crowd. COACH OLÉ! COLE A little bit of mind games perhaps from the Conquistador. Shayne folds his arms and shakes his head, disappointed at the bait and switch. Seeking assurance he looks to the outside, where Jade warmly encourages him not to worry. Again Conquistador Uno offers up a test of strength and now Shayne is feeling a little better about things, reaching up and locking fingers. As he does so, Tyler sneaks into the ring and drops to all fours behind Uno, as the gold bodysuit wearing Conquistador predictably stuns Shayne with a boot and turns to hit the ropes... ...tripping over Tyler and landing with a thud on his face! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Jade hops up and down on the floor applauding her men, as Dos scrambles into the ring. Tyler quickly points this arrival out to his partner however and D*LUX deal with him with a quick double dropkick, sending Dos into reverse and tumbling out through the ropes, crashing to the floor! With Dos taken care of, Tyler and Shayne now take Uno by a arm a-piece and whip him across the ring. On the rebound, Uno manages to read a double backbody drop attempt and he kicks Tyler in the chest, snapping him upright. Uno then goes to clothesline Shayne. Shayne ducks though and Uno carries on into a fireman's carry by Tyler, who does a quick spin of the ring before Shayne catches Uno's head and the combined efforts of D*LUX drive Uno into the mat with a Samoan Drop/Neckbreaker combination! COLE We've had some notes prepared for us by the lovely and very helpful Jade Rodez and apparantly, that's the "Rock Your Body". Heh, cute. CABOOSE Only a flaming meterosexual like you would be amused by a Justin Timberlake reference. COLE Hey, he's buff now. Did you see the tats he's got for his new movie. YI-EEKES! CABOOSE :O Looking for some solace, Uno tries to roll from the ring. "Showtime" Shayne stops him short though, grabbing him by the foot and pulling him back from under the ropes, into the ring. Unloading with some quick forearm strikes, Shayne then bursts into the ropes and takes down Uno with a spinning back elbow. Jade encourages Shayne to make a quick cover and he does just that... 1... 2... Kickout. Shayne pulls Uno back up and makes the exchange with Tyler while dragging Uno to the centre of the ropes. Together D*LUX send Uno off the ropes and catch him on the rebounds with elbows buried to the gut. Dos jumps to the apron but is taken care of by Tyler, while Shayne manages to hoist Uno up and plants him across his knee with an inverted atomic drop. But D*LUX aren't done as Shayne hangs onto Uno, while Tyler hits the ropes behind him, launching forward and KOing Uno with a Yakuza Kick right to the jaw!! JADE WHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!! COLE And that's "Opposites Attract", named in honour of American Idol judge Paula Abdul who was the only one to say something encouraging to these two youngsters during their auditions for T.V's most prestigious prize! CABOOSE Have you heard them? I'm surprised she even humoured them. Tyler gets the crowd behind him while Shayne goes back to the apron under request by referee Charles Robinson. Pulling Uno to his feet, Tyler backs the Latin American into a corner and climbs to the turnbuckles. A smile and a wink is all the handsome youngster needs to get the crowd behind him, as he pulls Uno's head back by the mask aaaaaand... "1!" "2!" "3!" "4!" "5!" "6!" "7!" "8!" "9!" "10!" "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Dropping from the ropes, Tyler waits for Uno to stagger out from the corner and lands a boot to the gut. Tyler then hooks on a front facelock and uses the ropes and turnbuckles as a walkway to spin a full 360, planting Uno with a dynamic Tornado DDT!! Following up quickly, Tyler pushes Uno down and makes the pin... 1... 2... Save by Dos! CONQISTADOR DOS ARRIBA! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dos is a little surprised by the rection, but the crowd are solidly behind the photogenic duo they're facing. And as such, they erupt as Shayne Brave soars from the top and takes out Dos with a missile dropkick! COLE Nice elevation from Showtime! CABOOSE Who chose these guys' nicknames? I mean, they're not bad, but I'd hardly call them ground-breaking. Back up rapidly, Shayne is joined by Tyler now as they take an arm each on Dos. A double armwringer is followed by a double irish whip. Dos only gets to arms length though before D*LUX cross over and pull the sparkling gold fruitball back and down with a Double Necktie manueuver. Shayne and Tyler then go for Uno and connect with knees to the gut before taking an arm and a leg each, hoisting Uno up. Faced with a face-first drop to the mat Uno panickily tries to escape as he thrases and flails, looking for an escape route. None is found however, as the masked man is dropped across knees with a Double Gutbuster! COLE The Cowell Movement! CABOOSE Well, that was prett...wait, the WHAT!?! COLE The Cowell Movement. CABOOSE That's either the cleverst pun in OAOAST history or the worst thing ever. Jade again shows her encouragement and delight with applause as Shayne charges Dos against the ropes, executing a Cactus Jack style clothesline that takes both deliverer and recipient over the top rope and to the floor! That leaves "Tremendous" Tyler and the not nearly so tremendous Conquistador Uno in the ring. Uno holds his gut as he stumbles around the ring aimlessly. Brushing past him, Tyler shoots off the ropes and dives forward with a devestating Spear, his momentum flipping him over into a Jacknife pin with both legs hooked... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DINGDINGDING!* A very pleased Jade Rodez applauds the victory as she enters the ring and gives Tyler a friendly embrace. Shayne gets one two as he enters the ring and it's smiles all round as D*LUX get their hands raised in an impressive debut victory. The crowd rise to appreciate the two newcomers as they pump fists on a job well done. COLE Victory for D*LUX and that was The Merry Tyler Gore Show right there! CABOOSE Oh God... COLE That aside, impressive stuff from the debuting D*LUX and it looks like Jade Rodez might be onto a winner with these two, judging by that performance. CABOOSE Everybody beats Los Conquistadors. COLE Well, it was a good start. Of course it wasn't the hardest test these two will face, but even the mightest tree grows from a small acorn. CABOOSE You're as bad as they are. Who the hell thought up those stupid move names anyway? COLE According to these notes, "Creative Consultant: Alix Maria Spezia". CABOOSE Figures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
