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Guest wildpegasus
Heaven: What's wrong?

Marvin: Oh, nothing. I'm just sad.

Heaven: Why?

Marvin: A pretty girl at this wrestling message board said I'm going to screw this up.

 

I wonder which part would send her away first?

 

I still think the oddest part of this is that Leena is on her friends list and Im not.

 

And while I want to just ignore WP, I would like to mention that Im not exactly rolling in the dough either.

 

How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?

 

And I wish you best of everything tomorrow. I checked out Heaven's Myspace page and she is a very attractive girl.

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Heaven: What's wrong?

Marvin: Oh, nothing. I'm just sad.

Heaven: Why?

Marvin: A pretty girl at this wrestling message board said I'm going to screw this up.

 

I wonder which part would send her away first?

 

I still think the oddest part of this is that Leena is on her friends list and Im not.

 

And while I want to just ignore WP, I would like to mention that Im not exactly rolling in the dough either.

 

How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?

 

And I wish you best of everything tomorrow. I checked out Heaven's Myspace page and she is a very attractive girl.

 

I barely made $20,000 last year, I should make more cause I got a raise last October and Im due for a bigger one this coming October, but its still not a whole lot of money.

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Heaven: What's wrong?

Marvin: Oh, nothing. I'm just sad.

Heaven: Why?

Marvin: A pretty girl at this wrestling message board said I'm going to screw this up.

 

I wonder which part would send her away first?

 

I still think the oddest part of this is that Leena is on her friends list and Im not.

 

And while I want to just ignore WP, I would like to mention that Im not exactly rolling in the dough either.

 

How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?

 

And I wish you best of everything tomorrow. I checked out Heaven's Myspace page and she is a very attractive girl.

 

I barely made $20,000 last year and I only get by because I have a crappy beatdown car thats paid for and cheap rent for a crappy place.

 

I sold my beat up car. It was costing a fortune to fix up.

 

Hey Marvin, are you going to post here after the movie tomorrow? Because I want to know what time I can to go to bed that night. If you're going to post I'm staying up but if you're not I just might go to sleep instead.

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Heaven: What's wrong?

Marvin: Oh, nothing. I'm just sad.

Heaven: Why?

Marvin: A pretty girl at this wrestling message board said I'm going to screw this up.

 

I wonder which part would send her away first?

 

I still think the oddest part of this is that Leena is on her friends list and Im not.

 

And while I want to just ignore WP, I would like to mention that Im not exactly rolling in the dough either.

 

How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?

 

And I wish you best of everything tomorrow. I checked out Heaven's Myspace page and she is a very attractive girl.

 

I barely made $20,000 last year and I only get by because I have a crappy beatdown car thats paid for and cheap rent for a crappy place.

 

I sold my beat up car. It was costing a fortune to fix up.

Hey Marvin, are you going to post here after the movie tomorrow? Because I want to know what time I can to go to bed that night. If you're going to post I'm staying up but if you're not I just might go to sleep instead.

 

And you say you don't live vicariously through the posters here?

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Heaven: What's wrong?

Marvin: Oh, nothing. I'm just sad.

Heaven: Why?

Marvin: A pretty girl at this wrestling message board said I'm going to screw this up.

 

I wonder which part would send her away first?

 

I still think the oddest part of this is that Leena is on her friends list and Im not.

 

And while I want to just ignore WP, I would like to mention that Im not exactly rolling in the dough either.

 

How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?

 

And I wish you best of everything tomorrow. I checked out Heaven's Myspace page and she is a very attractive girl.

 

I barely made $20,000 last year and I only get by because I have a crappy beatdown car thats paid for and cheap rent for a crappy place.

 

I sold my beat up car. It was costing a fortune to fix up.

Hey Marvin, are you going to post here after the movie tomorrow? Because I want to know what time I can to go to bed that night. If you're going to post I'm staying up but if you're not I just might go to sleep instead.

 

And you say you don't live vicariously through the posters here?

 

Living vicariously is different than wanting to be in someone else's life.

 

Besides, Marvin's cooler than you are.

 

 

And I'm also excited for Marvin. It's good to see your fellow friends do exciting stuff.

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Yo Marvin, the absolute best thing you can do is not to think about any of this until you meet her. Don't post to say you feel optimistic and are worried because of it or any of that crap. Seriously man, I'm rootin' for you and you're falling into a lot of the usual traps. Don't even reply to this. Just absorb it.

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Guest Princess Leena

I want Marvin to fail because I don't think he likes this girl, at all... he's just doing it to get it over with.

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Who the heck are you talking to?

 

Sorry. Pegasus and Hawk-man.

 

Wow, 24 hours until D hour.

MArvin- Heaven isn't too far away.

Closer to her every day.

Not matter what the smarks say

I know you're gonna find a way!

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Am I going to be the first to point out the obvious? Who does a first date on a tuesday night? I'm used to dates during the week, but the first date is traditionally held on a weekend day. Not that I would expect Marvin to follow those codes, it just sets up the possibility she really doesn't want to waste a real night on Marvin. Blowing a tuesday night is fine, nothing happens on tuesdays but you can't sacrifice a friday or saturday for a guy with sweaty palms and akward mumbling.

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Am I going to be the first to point out the obvious? Who does a first date on a tuesday night? I'm used to dates during the week, but the first date is traditionally held on a weekend day. Not that I would expect Marvin to follow those codes, it just sets up the possibility she really doesn't want to waste a real night on Marvin. Blowing a tuesday night is fine, nothing happens on tuesdays but you can't sacrifice a friday or saturday for a guy with sweaty palms and akward mumbling.

 

Eh, even I who thinks too much about everything thinks you're making something out of absolutely nothing here.

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You two gayed up one thread already. Take it to PMs por favor.

 

Using the word "gay" in the manner that you are using it is as you like to call it "gay". As a mod on smarkschoice I don't even allow people to use that term in that manner.

 

Do people realise how stupid and inconsiderate they are when they say that?

 

 

WP..dont worry about me..go to bed

 

Smackdown spoilers tonight so I won't be going to bed early. It's been a stressful day today but at least the double bang of the eurphoria (forgive the spelling) of Marvin's date and the Smackdown spoilers will turn my frown upside down.

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Guest Princess Leena
Am I going to be the first to point out the obvious? Who does a first date on a tuesday night? I'm used to dates during the week, but the first date is traditionally held on a weekend day. Not that I would expect Marvin to follow those codes, it just sets up the possibility she really doesn't want to waste a real night on Marvin. Blowing a tuesday night is fine, nothing happens on tuesdays but you can't sacrifice a friday or saturday for a guy with sweaty palms and akward mumbling.

 

Meh, I've heard this one before since I always worked weekends back in the day... and generally hate crowded areas on weekends.

 

Don't read too much into it.

 

Besides, didn't she ask Marv to watch movies on a Saturday night, the first time?

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Guest Princess Leena
Heaven: What's wrong?

Marvin: Oh, nothing. I'm just sad.

Heaven: Why?

Marvin: A pretty girl at this wrestling message board said I'm going to screw this up.

 

I wonder which part would send her away first?

 

I still think the oddest part of this is that Leena is on her friends list and Im not.

 

And while I want to just ignore WP, I would like to mention that Im not exactly rolling in the dough either.

 

It's your fault for deleting your myspace account. :P

 

Although, I am puzzled that I'm in her Top 5...

 

And working, making a solid income, is something you should NEVER put yourself down about.

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Am I going to be the first to point out the obvious? Who does a first date on a tuesday night? I'm used to dates during the week, but the first date is traditionally held on a weekend day. Not that I would expect Marvin to follow those codes, it just sets up the possibility she really doesn't want to waste a real night on Marvin. Blowing a tuesday night is fine, nothing happens on tuesdays but you can't sacrifice a friday or saturday for a guy with sweaty palms and akward mumbling.

 

It's because she wants to see him so bad that she can't wait!

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OK so I thought I had been struck by my world famous bad luck..The cook for tomorrow called in and said she had jury duty again (which Im beginning to think is bogus since this is like day #5 she's had in the last month or so) and wouldnt be able to work, meaning Id have to work her long shift tomorrow. I was pissed, but there wasn't anything I could do about it, although my boss is giving me off my Birthday on Thursday instead (which I supposedly was not able to have in the first place). The whole day since I found out I was wondering what the hell I was going to do..and I had finally decided that I would get as much prep work done tonight as I could before I left for in the morning so I could sleep in til like 4:30 (an extra hour of sleep..whoohoo!) and then I would still go out even though I knew probably wouldnt be back til like 12:30 at the earliest meaning Id barely get 4 hours sleep but I convinced myself I could go on 4. Anyway, I get home..gmail thing pops up and I've got an email.

 

im sorry matt can we make it for tomarrow nite please i had a emergency at the hospital come up. so can we meet 2morrow nite at 9 i get off at 8 can meet you there. please dont be mad and i really want to see you. i at least get one time to not show, i just dont want u to be mad with me and think i dont want to meet ok. heaven

 

I have never been so relieved in my life. I seriously figured that everything was pretty much screwed when I found out that I had to work tomorrow but in the end it seems as if some sort of miracle of good luck has occured. Plus, now I dont have to get up til 4:30 in the morning now so I'll get some extra sleep.

 

Oh, and I dont even know if Leena noticed, but shes a CNA at the local hospital.

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Guest Princess Leena

I figured that. But, I also thought cna could mean anything on her page. :(

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Guest Princess Leena
This is like a sopranos episode... all this build-up... where's the payoff?

 

Marvin is gonna do it! This Saturday!

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Guest wildpegasus
What is WP going to do now?

 

Wait another day just like everyone else.

 

So much buildup ....

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Guest Coffey

Jesus Christ, this thread is pitiful. I didn't know it was possible for anyone to be that fuckin' insecure. I weigh three-hundred & twenty fuckin' pounds and I have NO PROBLEM, whatsoever with confidence or talking to girls or any of that shit...and I don't bring shit to the table.

 

Stop being such a bitch. Goddamn.

 

When I read the part about you blowing the movie off with the chick cause you had work the next day, I actually called you a dumb fuck aloud. How stupid are you? Grow some fuckin' balls. Who cares if you miss a day of work? Sometimes, other things are more important. In this case, since you're obviously desperate (hence asking people on a wrestling message board) you should've missed work or went to work with no sleep. You'd have lived.

 

Obviously, you know all this. So, it appears as if you're avoiding the situations when they arise for whatever reason. My guess is you got a small dick. Get over it. There's always gonna be someone with more money, a better car and a bigger dick.

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Guest Felonies!

Marvin, I'm not gonna let you give up until you realize an ellipsis comprises three periods.

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