Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2006 Patty, if you'd like to add anything to the Lifetime portion at the end, feel free. And for those who don't get it, that's a joke about Logan's marriage proposal at the end. * DING DING DING * BUFFER The following contest is the unsanctioned loser leaves town match for the tag team championship of the world! When the bell rings the referees in charge of the action are senior official Earl Hebner and Nick Patrick. Are you ready? Wrestling fans, ARE...YOU...RRRREADY? Then for the thousands in attendence here at the beautiful Trump Plaza and Casino... ladies and gentlemen, LLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRUMBLLLLLE! The lights go funky as "Heart-Shaped Box" begins blaring over the loud speakers. The arrival of Synth and Logan, clad in black jeans and Las Vegas Outlaws jerseys, sparks a big pop for the duo looking to fullfill a promise they made to their publicst and girlfriend of Logan Mann -- win the tag team championship. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers...from Sin City, here is the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time, the 2006 Anderson Cup champions... the HEAVENLYYYYYY RRRROOOOOOOCKERRRRSSSS! COLE The Heavenly Rockers come into this match with heavy hearts. For the past year they have been subjected to abuse from the New New Midnight Express and Jim Cornette. It all stems from when Jim Cornette conned the Heavenly Rockers into signing J.C.E. with promises of tag title shots, cross-promotion with various media outlets just so he could suck them dry of the riches they were pulling in from their records. It was also with the urging of Jim Cornette that he got the Heavenly Rockers to fire Holly-Wood, the one person who saw through his lies. When the Heavenly Rockers finally found out the truth about J.C.E. they and Holly managed to patch things up. That's when it really got heated between the two sides, a war that will end tonight with the loser leaving the OAOAST. COACH And it won't get any easier for whomever comes out on top because the Sooner Bruisers, the Anderson Cup runner-up, have already challenged the winner. It should be them here tonight, not the Heavenly Rockers. CABOOSE Let's not get into that again, Coach. But I do concur with your statement, the Sooner Bruisers deserve a title match. A small pop goes up in the air as "Chase" hits, which immediately is overwhelmed by the venom those in attendence hold for the 3 men making their way to the ring. His trademark tennis racket in one hand, the guitar his team took from Holly-Wood's home on the other, Jim Cornette leads Sarcastic Simon and Narcissistic Ned to the ring, both of whom are also in street clothes for this unsanctioned match. BUFFER And their opponents...being led to the ring by their manager, the legendary James E. Cornette... the World tag team champions, the NEW NEW MID-NIGHT EXXXXXPRESSSSSS! Simon and Ned stop near ringside to remove their championship belts, exchanging words with the Heavenly Rockers in the process. Once the belts are removed their attempts to enter the ring are stalled as Synth and Logan wait with smiles on their faces, pysching the champions out. Jim Cornette calls his boys down for a team meeting, concluding with a chant of "champs" on 3. Simon and Ned again stop before entering the ring as the Heavenly Rockers still have that sinister smile etched on their faces, drawing the ire of fans quickly tiring of the champions stall tatics, which plays right into the hands of the NNMX as they use the opportunity to jaw with irate fans ringside. The referee outside, Nick Patrick, tells Simon and Ned it's time to get it going but they ignore his request. Having had enough, an impatient "Wild Child" Logan Mann runs up the turnbuckles and hammers Ned Blanchard with a double axe-handle smash from the top to the arena floor! Logan pumpels Blanchard until Simon pulls him off and throws him up against the guardrail. Simon turns to the ring to search for a weapon and gets wasted by a SUICIDE DIVE from Synth, sending the Sultan of Sarcasm stumbling over the body of Logan! Now back on his feet Ned subjects Logan to a stomping, kicking him right in the heart. Logan fights back, grabbing Ned's leg and after returning to his feet drives Blanchard into the edge of the ring apron, where he proceeds to wail away on the Handsome Hustler. In the aisleway, Simon and Synth brawl themselves, whipping each other into the guardrails. Leaned up against the rail with Simon's right hand around his throat, Synth jabs a fan's Los Diablos "devil horn" mask into the eye of Simon and slams him on the thin piece of carpeting on the arena floor. Just feet away Ned and Logan are involved in a heated slugfest, punching and chopping each other wildly, with the Wild Child getting the best of the Handsome Hustler. The roar of the crowd gets louder and louder as Mann beats Blanchard all the way down to the seat of his pants. Those roars turn into concern as Jim Cornette BLASTS Logan with the RACKET! But the adrenaline flowing through Mann's body absords the blow. Logan dramatically whips his head around and stares Cornette directly in the eyes, causing James E. to just about wet his pants as Logan chases him around the ring. COLE Get him, Logan! COACH How can you say that? James E. isn't apart of the match. He's just a poor defenseless manager. CABOOSE With a tennis racket as a weapon. Down the stretch they come, James E. in the lead but Logan closing in fast. Cornette rounds the corner and hides behind Ned, who, having removed his BELT, clotheslines Logan with his belt and begins CHOKING him out with it. Ned then wraps the belt around his fist and gets ready to drive the point of the buckle into the head of Mann when Synth pulls him off and rams him face-first into the STEEL STEPS! Again. And again! Synth panders to the crowd as he looks to send Ned into the steps a fourth time, but it's he who gets sent into the steel, smacking his head on the RINGPOST following a Sarcastic Simon running knee to the back. Simon scoopes a [color=#FF0000][b]BLOODY[/b][/color] Synth up and tosses him inside the squared circle. Ned, positioned outside, holds the Synthmeister's right arm out as Simon drives the knee into the outstretched arm! COLE Synth writhing in pain as the tag team champions focus now switches to that twice broken arm. COACH The Heavenly Rockers wanted it this way. They made such a big deal about spilling the blood of Sarcastic Simon's and the Handsome Hustler's and who's the one bleeding? Here's a hint: it ain't Simon or Ned, baby boy. Simon paint-brushes the bloody Synthemeister before he and Ned send him off to the ropes, taking him over with a double hip toss into short-arm scissors. They crank back on the arms, laughing at the painful agony Synth is experiencing while Jim Cornette tells the timekeeper to ring the bell. Vince McMahon he isn't, as the timekeeper refuses to do so. In addition to that, while his back is turned, James E. misses Logan crash down onto both Midnights with a springboard crossbody! CABOOSE We may have a double pin! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Logan might not have gotten the pinfall but he's got the next best thing -- he's on top of Ned Blanchard. He peppers the face of the Handsome Hustler with closed fists, even going as far as to BITE him! Simon gets out from under the legs of Logan holds him up for Ned. Blanchard re-wraps the belt around his fist and hits the ropes for added momentum, but hits the wrong man as Logan torques his head to the left and it's Simon who gets drilled in the face with the point of the buckle! "YEEEAAAHHHHH!" COLE Ned hits his own partner! CABOOSE Who's now a bloody mess himself. If you didn't believe that, you would after we get a close-up of Singleton's bloody face as he crawls to the corner and rests his head on the bottom rope. Blanchard, meanwhile, turns around and gets knocked out by a wicked~ left hook! But instead of going for the pin, Logan wants to hurt the Midnights some more. He summons Synth to pick Simon up as he does the same with Ned, and then they ram the Midnights heads together for a meeting of the minds! The rockstars-turned-wrestlers isolate the Midnights in separate corners and climb onto the second rope as they drive their fists into the skulls of Simon and Ned, teaching the crowd how to count in a Romanian accent! 1... * BLAH * 2... * BLAH * 3... * BLAH * 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10! And for those who love to take a walk on the darkside, Synth bites the bloody forehead of Simon and gets blooded splattered all over his mouth and chin. Then licks it off! Ewwwwww! The Midnights fall to their knees and continue to get the shit beaten out of them, with Logan telling Ned "I'm gonna make you bleed, bitch!" But he won't get the chance to at this time, as Ned grabs the top of his jeans and throws Mann out to the floor. Logan tries to quickly slide back in, but a vicious kick in the face knocks him back out to the floor. With Synth still hammering Simon to a bloody pulp, Ned runs up behind the Synthmeister and nails him with the 90210 enzurigi! Blanchard exits the ring as Simon makes the cover, a weak drape of the arm across the chest. ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! While Synth and Simon are down in the ring, Ned unleashes hell on Logan, whipping him so hard into the guardrail it flips Mann into the crowd! Security storm the area to keep the fans at bay as Ned climbs over the railing and clotheslines Mann to the ground. He takes a sip out of a fan's -- female, FYI -- beers and spills the rest on Logan, arrogantly kicking him upside the head. As he seemingly gets off on what he's seeing, the Handsome Hustler smiles as he scoopes Logan up and suplexes him on the concrete floor! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! A big cheer goes up inside Trump Plaza as Logan gets his shoulder up before Nick Patrick's hand slaps the concrete a third time. The belt still wrapped around Blanchard's hand, Ned cradles Logan's head and repeatedly drives the fist into the face of Mann, [color=#FF0000][b]busting him open[/b][/color] from the point of the buckle to the head. COACH Baby! Baby! Baby! Guess who's bleeding now? Need a hint? Logan Mann, kiddo. COLE The Handsome Hustler has drawn first blood on Wild Child. What's going on inside the ring, you ask? The longest chokehold known to man. Singleton finally breaks to remove the turnbuckle pad in the corner, where he tries to ram Synth into the steel bolt, but Synth puts up the boot and blocks it. Simon is about to go in face-first when he responds with an elbow strike to the ribs, then smashes Synth's arm down on the steel bolt! The Synthmeister goes down in a heap, clutching the arm. Outside, Logan is sent into the guardrail with such force the railing pops open. The security already down there do a great job in blocking off the area so it doesn't become the Texas/Mexico border. Blanchard picks up the busted guardrail and slams it across the back of Mann. Simon calls for his partner to toss him a CHAIR, and Ned does just that, but overshoots Simon and the chair falls into the hands of Synth! Synth jabs the chair into the midsection of Singleton and front facelocks the head for a DDT, but Simon drives him into the exposed corner and brings him back out, hitting the single-arm DDT he calls DIVORCE COURT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Simon puts his hands on his head in frustration. What more can I do, he's thinking. Jim Cornette can't believe it either, taking out his disbelief on Earl Hebner, saying that was a slow count. Ned sets the guardrail up against the ring apron outside, throwing Logan into it and grinding his bloody face into the rusty railing. Simon has his own little thing going on inside the ring, using the athletic tape around his wrists to tie Synth to the top rope. Fortunately for Synth, his squirming around prevents Simon from taping both hands to the rope, giving him some sort of defense as Simon tries to bash his skull with the chair. Back out on the floor, Ned has grabbed ahold of another chair and with Logan lying on the guardrail swings for the fences, but Mann moves and the reverberation from steel hitting steel causes Ned to drop the chair and shake off the fingers. In the ring, Simon gets in a few jabs before hitting the ropes and charging at Synth with the chair cocked, only for Synth to low his shoulder and BACKDROP SIMON OVER THE TOP AND ONTO THE GUARDRAIL OUTSIDE!!! COLE That's the damnest Slip 'n' Slide I've ever seen. Sarcastic Simon sliding down the guardrail after being backdropped from the ring. Oh, my! Synth frees his taped hand from the ropes as Ned sprints around the ring and enters from Synth's blindside, clotheslining the Synthmeister as he turns around. Blanchard celebrates his feat when he, too, is leveled by a clothesline as he turns around, causing the Handsome Hustler to 360 in the air! Logan quickly picks Ned up and sets him on the top turnbuckle, going up to the second rope himself. But just as Logan places Blanchard in a front facelock, Simon clubs him from behind and delivers a back suplex. Ned straddles the turnbuckle, resting, as Simon attempts to brand his footprint on Mann's chest. Synth shows Simon he isn't the only one who can sneak up on somebody, sending Simon on another trip over the top rope. Simon didn't land on anything guardrail this time, but he does get walloped by a CORKSCREW PLANCHA! Jim Cornette waddles over and bashes the racket across the back of the Synthmeister, taking care of him for the time being. Meanwhile, Blanchard and Mann are about ready to get physcial again, as both men shake off the cobwebs as they rise up. Perched on the middle turnbuckle, the Handsome Hustler times his leap perfectly and jumps off as Logan turns to face him...and gets caught coming down in a bearhug! Logan slingshots Ned to the corner, where Blanchard strikes his head on the ringpost! Ned staggers out of the corner towards the center of the ring, jelly-legged and all. Logan hits the near side and grabs the back of Blanchard's head, driving him to the corner and RAMMING NED'S FACE INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLE BOLT as he leaps over the top rope onto the apron Randy "Macho Man" Savage style! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COACH Oh, no! Ned is bleeding! COLE And boy, is he bleeding. CABOOSE It's like a fountain of blood. Ned's blond hair quickly turns crimson red as the blood continues to pour out of his forehead. Logan remains in the corner, watching with the rest of those in attendence as Ned struggles to get up, an evil glee in his eyes. Suddenly, Mann falls flat on his face. The camera pulls out to reveal Simon holding onto Logan's legs. Every male watching winces in unison as Simon pulls Logan's legs in, crotching him in the ringpost! Cornette helps Singleton place the ring steps to his liking, removing the top deck and placing the bottom deck near the timekeeper's table, then hops up on the apron himself. COLE What's Cornette doing? CABOOSE So much for him being a "poor, defenseless manager," eh, Coach? He's been getting involved throughout the match. COACH Can you blame him, 'Boosey? The man has got A LOT to lose. The fans rise as one after Simon slams Logan on the steel steps and climbs up to the top. With Cornette serving as the launcher, he blasts Simon off the top and down onto...THE STEEL STEPS!!! COACH DAYUM~! COLE Synth moved Logan out of the way! Synth decks Cornette and steps inside the ring, pulling himself up onto the middle turnbuckle as Ned remains down mid-ring. SECOND ROPE ELBOW DROP! COACH Oh, my God! No! ONE... TWO... THREE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! COLE He kicked out. Blanchard kicked out! How did he do it? The man has lost a lot of blood; he may have a concussion as well. CABOOSE Everything is on the line -- pride, money, the tag titles and their careers. It's a tough sport, but I fear for these men. Nobody is going to go down easily. Perhaps to the death. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE What's this?! COACH Back-up power, baby boy! The SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA and SHYANNE hit the ring and attack the Heavenly Rockers. Cornette jumps for joy on the outside, a new lease on life for his Midnights. Having been involved in a grueling fight, Synth and Logan are no match for a fresh SCM. Cornette pyschs his boys up as the SCM beat the stuffing out of the Heavenly Rockers with slapjacks. Vincent scrapes Logan off the mat and holds him up for Marcellus, who cocks his slapjack back... "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" ...only to run into the SOONER BRUISERS! The Sooners and SCM duke it out in the ring until the action spills out on the floor and into the crowd. With Logan down on a knee, his back turned from the action, Jim Cornette sneaks up behind Mann with his TENNIS RACKET in hand. The crowd ERUPTS again as HOLLY-WOOD sprints into the ring and KICKS CORNY IN THE GROIN AND GIVES HIM A DDT! COLE Holly! Holly! Holly! COACH What's she doing out here? This is no place for a woman. Holly kicks James E. out of the ring and looks to exit herself, but bumps into Shyanne. The two have a super staredown, each calling the other every name in the book. But it's Shyanne who makes the first move, shoving Holly back. Holly returns favor. Shyanne steps back and takes a swing at Holly, but Holly catches the hand and spends Shyanne around, giving her a PILEDRIVER! COLE Oh, yeah! Payback is a bitch, bitch! The crowd loves what they've just seen, but Holly isn't out of trouble yet. Now she's face to face with Ned and Simon, blood running down their faces and stained on their denim jeans. Not taking any shit from anybody, Holly takes a swing at Ned but Simon grabs her arm and holds her up for Ned. Blanchard verbally abuses her, saying all the carnage and blood spilled is the fault of nobody but her. Ned RIPS Holly's shirt open, exposing her diamond-studded bra, and wipes the blood off his face with it. If the verbal abuse and the tearing of her shirt wasn't bad enough, it's about to get worse as Ned forcefully opens Holly's mouth and is about to stick that blood-stained shirt into it when Logan jumps on his back, taking Ned down to the mat where he drives his face into it, trying to give Blanchard mat burn and a possible staph infection by rubbing it violently into the mat. Simon repeatedly clubs Logan in the back of neck, but all the anger and adreanline running threw his body absords the blows (like earlier). Cornette tosses in the loaded racket and... * BOOM * ...that gets the job done. "Finishing Mann up in front of her," Cornette shouts. Simon and Ned nod their nods having received the order to finish Logan once and for all. And they plan on finishing it with a bang, a DOUBLE DDT. They hook the head and in one last act of arrogance, glance over at Holly with smiles on their faces. DDT... NO!!! Synth springboards off the top as spikes both Midnights into the canvas with a DOUBLE BULLDOG! The Midnights get up groggy, which explains why they walk into a pair of DDTs from the Heavenly Rockers!!! COLE Oh, they got it! ONE... TWO... THREE! NO!!! COACH HOLY SHIT! THEY KICKED OUT!? That just about sucked the air out of the entire arena. Nobody can believe Simon and Ned kicked out. Only the handful of NNMX supporters can be heard. Logan's like, fuck this shit, and sets Ned up for another DDT, but Blanchard somehow manages to find the strength to ram Logan back into the corner. Ned is like a drunk man walking out on a busy highway as he staggers into the direction of an incoming Synthmeister, who gets caught coming in with a kick to the midsection followed by a botched spinning neckbreaker that results in a modified STUNNER, drawing a large pop because of Ned's striking resemblance to Steve Austin. Blanchard pops up still in a confused state and again gets lucky, HOT SHOTTING a charging Logan Mann and falling right on top of him. COLE Oh, my! The Heavenly Rockers thrist for vengeance may have just come back to bite them. ONE... TWO... THREE...NO!!!! All 4 men are out of it, breathing heavily as they lay in the ring. The only person standing is Holly-Wood, as Jim Cornette remains down from her DDT outside. Amazingly, Ned and Logan are the first to stir and eventually get up to their feet. They stagger around with stars looming over their heads as they bump into each other. They turn and after a brief dramatic staredown, re-engage in an all-out slugfest to a loud roar. COLE Not much left to their punches, but the fact they're still coming at each other strong is incredible. Their hate outweighs their physcial limits. Ned momentarily stuns Logan with a thumb to the eye, long enough for him to take Mann to the ropes and set him up for a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX from the inside out onto the guardrail leaned up against the ring apron! Ned tries getting Logan up, the fatigue is heavy at this point. Ned tires again to no avail. He connects with a series of rabbit-punches before attempting the suplex a third time, only for Holly-Wood to reclaim possession of Spirit, the guitar Ned took from her home, and jab the handle into the groin of Ned's! Logan then steps out on the apron and hits a piledriver on the railing, sending he and Blanchard sliding down. "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE Mann with the cover! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * CABOOSE The New New Midnight Express are no more! COACH I can't believe it! COLE Well believe it, because it happened and happened at AngleMania V. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, history has been made. The winners and NEW OAOAST tag team champions of the world... the HEAVENLYYYYYY RRRROOOOOOOCKERRRRSSSS! "Heart-Shaped Box" cues up as Holly and Synth help Logan up. Synth goes to get the belts and Spirit from referee Earl Hebner as Holly and Logan share an emotional hug and kiss. Synth hands Logan his title belt, who proudly holds it up before putting it and Holly up on the apron. He rolls into the ring after asking Michael Buffer for the microphone. LOGAN Cut the music. There's something I wanna say. First off, I wanna thank our fans for standing by us each and every step of the way. It's been a long, grueling road to the promise land. We've just been through hell, but finally having these belts in our hands feels like a little piece of heaven. It made all the blood, the sweat and tears worth it. We didn't just win the tag belts for us, but for our fans as well. And there's one special fan Synth and I would like to thank, especially yours truly, "Wild Child" Logan Mann. And that's Holly-Wood! Baby, you stood by me when you couldn't gone your own way. When Blanchard and Singleton got personally I wouldn't have blamed you if you had decided to run off and never be heard from again. But you didn't and for that the Sythmeister and I thank you. These belts are as much yours as they are ours. Not only did we keep our promises to you, girl, but we also got Spirit back. Yeah, we got spirit, yes we do. We got spirit, how 'bout you?! "YEEEAAAHHHHHH!" Outside the ring, officials help Ned up and escort him, Simon and Jim Cornette to the back. LOGAN I'm a bit tired, but there's one last thing I gotta do. Over a year ago Holly became our publicst and eventually my girlfriend. In that year we've been through a lotta ups and downs, but we stuck together. Now it's time for us to be stuck together FOREVER! That line grabs everybody's attention, particularly Holly's, especially when Logan gets down on a knee to everyone's surprise. COACH Is--Is he gonna propose? Is Logan low enough to propose in front of Holly's real true love, Ned? CABOOSE Pipe down. COLE All right, Logan! LOGAN Holly... Holly... COLE Do it, Logan. Say it. Ask her the question. LOGAN (CONT'D) ... Will [i]you[/i] marry [i]me[/i]? COLE He did it! COLE & CABOOSE :lol: CABOOSE Attaboy, Mann. On the verge of tears Holly nods his her head and says... HOLLY YES! COLE & CABOOSE SHE SAID YES!! "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" "Heart-Shaped Box" cues up once more with a hug and a kiss from Holly. The two then hug Synth, who playfully hits Logan on the shoulder, lip readers able to tell he said "I can't believe you actually had the balls, bro." The cameras pan around to various woman crying, some kissing their boyfriends, and even Randy Savage twirling his index finger. COLE What a night! We have new tag team champions and an in-ring marriage proposal. This is what makes our job so great. CABOOSE And we still have the Alfdogg vs. Peter Knight for the World Title and Two for the Money coming up next, Cole. COACH Yeah, let's talk about that because The Coach can't take anymore of this puppy love crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
