King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2006 It's celebration time in the back meanwhile, as Leon Rodez is greeted by the whooping and hollering of a jubilant welcoming party. Hey, it's AngleMania, of COURSE there's a happy ending! Spanish Fly, Colombian Heat and John "Rock Hard" Brickston un-cork the champagne and bathe the limping new 24/7 Champion, thankful that finally Tha Puerto Rican has been dethroned. Sister Jade Rodez and her team D*LUX are there too, as well as Leon's girlfriend Alix Maria Spezia. And here to gate-crash proceedings is Josh Matthews, microphone in hand as he barges through the celebrations to get to the centre of the huddle. MATTHEWS Leon! Leon, congratulations...the new OAOAST 24/7 Champion of the world! What a match! RODEZ Oh, man! You know, standing here with this belt...unable to walk properly...my eyes burning as champagne fills my eye sockets...Josh, it's all worth it. It's all been worth it. Two months it took me to finally get this belt off of Tha Puerto Rican but as I stand here, I did what I said I would. I beat Tha Puerto Rican and I took his 24/7 Championship. Days short of a year. You know, I'm sure PRL's distraught right now and I'm sure he'll be distraught when he finally sees this. But, if it's any consolation Puerto, you lost to one HELL of a wrestler! FLY YEAH! JADE ALRIGHT! SHAYNE WOOH! HEAT CAN'T TOUCH 'DIS! RODEZ And guys, it's been a pleasure to lead you, but I think that now you need to go it alone. Go forth, run wild and free and keep up the good fight against The Lightning Crew. It's been a real pleasure, but I think it's time for a new leader to lead you. FLY YEAH! HEAT NO PROBLEM! BRICKSTON UHM...OKAY. RODEZ Maybe it's the delirium of getting smacked around with metal ladders talking, or maybe it's the alcohol filling my dehydrated body, but right now I feel like I'm on top of the world Josh! This is one hell of a feeling. 2-0 baby, 2-0! FLY YEAH! TYLER RADICAL! JADE MMM-HMM! ALIX BITCHIN'! JOSH Well it's been one hell of a night and you've had one hell of a match, Leon. And I'm sure you're gonna have one hell of a celebration tonight...but once the excitement wears off, I'm sure you'll acknowledge that you've got one heck of an act to follow in Tha Puerto Rican. RODEZ Yeah, he was good. But at the risk of sounding bigheaded Josh, I think I've got the potential to be even better! Two months is a long time in this business and two months has been a long time to get this belt around my waist. I intend to make the most of it now. And you know, there's been one thing that PRL's 24/7 Title didn't have. And you know what that was? FLY FAIR MATCHES? JADE CAKE? SHAYNE A LASER SHOW? ALIX WHO'S PRL? RODEZ No...see, PRL defended his title 'proudly'. But he forgot about the most important thing...he turned his back on the roots of this title. When Big Poppa gave him this strap, he obviously forgot to tell him the rules of this Championship. Luckily, I've got a decent memory and a lot of guts. Which is why, as of right now, I'm bringin' it back. I'm'a kick it old school. That's right OAOAST, as of right now, the 24/7 Championship...IS the 24/7 Championship. I vow to defend this belt 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That means in the parking lot, at the hotel, in Chuck E.Cheese...wherever, whenever! We're meant to be together, people! You find a referee, you can come after this belt, if you daaaaare! Proudly Rodez holds the 24/7 Championship high above his head, before slowly getting a weird feeling that he's being watched. Carefully he lowers his arms and turns around, to find all eyes locked on him. Colombian Heat. Spanish Fly. John Brickston. Tyler Bryant. Shayne Brave. Jade Rode...wait, his own SISTER!?! Maybe this wasn't the best idea. RODEZ Uhm...heh...I can trust you guys to let me get to the trainer without you guys jumping me, right? ... RODEZ Right??? ... RODEZ Uh...uh...HEY, look over there, isn't that David Hasselhoff grabbing himself a Mountain Dew at that catering table? FLY YEAH? BRICKSTON REALLY? HEAT AW, DIP! TYLER AWESOME! JADE HAWT! SHAYNE HE WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL THAT ONE YEAR! ALIX MOUNTAIN DEW? EWW! All at once, all heads whip around in the direction of 'David Hasselhoff'. Only trouble is, it's not David Hasselhoff, but JIVIN' JR~! grabbing himself a coffee. Admiring the steaming paper cup, JR smiles as he reaches into his back pocket, pulling out a bottle of barbecue sauce and pouring some into his coffee BAH GAWD~! The group look confused for a moment, finally realising it's not the 'hoff and turning back around... ...to see Leon power-limping into the distance! BRICKSTON HE'S GETTING AWAY! FLY YEAH! TYLER BUMMER! SHAYNE TOTALLY! ALIX LET'S BREAK THE BASTARD'S LEGS SO HE CAN'T RUN!! ... ALIX I mean...HE'S GETTING AWAY! BRICKSTON HEY, THAT'S MY LINE! FLY YEAH! ALIX WHY ARE WE ALL STILL SHOUTING!?! JADE Good point. Champagne anyone? A collective murmur of agreement goes up and Jade grabs a crate full of champagne glasses from behind her, the celebrating group preparing for some bubbly, while the person they're celebrating for continues to limp off into the night. ALIX I didn't want the belt anyway. JADE Me neither. Not if it involved running. TYLER Yeah, running sucks. FLY Yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
