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Patty, you know the drill. You're the only man I'd allow to touch my work. At least when it doesn't concern Black T, because only Eski can then.

 

[b]IF YOU MISSED ANGLEMANIA V...[/b]

[quote]Logan Mann piledriving Ned Blanchard on the guardrail leaned up against the ring apron is shown from various angles, before turning into a still picture "courtesy of OAOAST Magazine" of Logan covering Ned for the 1-2-3 followed by the official announcement. 

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, history has been made. The winners and NEW OAOAST tag team champions of the world... the HEAVENLYYYYYY RRRROOOOOOOCKERRRRSSSS!

* STYLISH CLIP JOB *

LOGAN
Cut the music. There's something I wanna say. We didn't just win the tag belts for us, but for our fans as well. And there's one special fan Synth and I would like to thank, especially yours truly, "Wild Child" Logan Mann. And that's Holly-Wood! Over a year ago Holly became our publicst and eventually my girlfriend. In that year we've been through a lotta ups and downs, but we stuck together. Now it's time for us to be stuck together FOREVER! 

That line grabs everybody's attention, particularly Holly's, especially when Logan gets down on a knee to everyone's surprise. 

COLE
All right, Logan! 

LOGAN
Holly... Holly... 

COLE
Do it, Logan. Say it. Ask her the question. 

LOGAN (CONT'D)
... Will [i]you[/i] marry [i]me[/i]? 

COLE
He did it! 

COLE & CABOOSE
:lol: 

CABOOSE
Attaboy, Mann. 

On the verge of tears Holly nods his her head and says...

HOLLY
YES! 

COLE & CABOOSE
SHE SAID YES!!

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

"Heart-Shaped Box" cues up once more with a hug and a kiss from Holly. 

COLE
What a night! We have new tag team champions and an in-ring marriage proposal.[/quote] 

[b]CATCH ENCORE PRESENTATION TO SEE ONE OF THE MANY MOMENTS THE WORLD IS BUZZING ABOUT![/b]

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[b]THE ENCORE PRESENTATION AIRING ALL THIS WEEK![/b]

CUT TO: 

"MEAN" GENE OKERLUND at our backstage interview position. 

GENE
It was a jubilant atomsphere backstage Sunday night after the Heavenly Rockers captured the World tag team championship from the New New Midnight Express. While AngleMania has come and gone, the mania surrounding the OAOAST certainly has not. 3 individuals who had a big night at AngleMania and who will be apart of Living Angleously, April 30th, are my guests at this time... new One and Only Anglesault Thread tag team champions The Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood!

SYNTH (Off-Screen)
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh! 

It's backstage at AngleMania all over again as an overly exuberant Synth flies into view playing air guitar with his tag belt while Logan and Holly -- or Lolly to be cute -- enter hand and hand. For the first time in months, a smile is splashed across the face of Holly, the engagement ring on her finger sparkling under the bright lights and nearly blinding Mean Gene as she snuggles up against Logan, carassing the tag belt around his waist. 

LOGAN
You keep rubbing that magic lamp and it won't be a genie [i]coming[/i], girl. 

* KISS *

:wub:

GENE
Oh-ho-ho! It's great to see you guys having fun again after all that has gone down in the last year. Let me start by offering you my congratulations on becoming the NEW World tag team champions at AngleMania. Your match was...

* SPARKLE, SPARKLE *

GENE (CONT'D)
... Would somebody please dim the damn lights a bit!? I could go blind. 

SYNTH
Ain't you supposed to follow the light when you see it? 

GENE
Y-You don't think my time has come? 
(looks up in the heavens)
Don't take what I said at the Hall of Fame literally. I'm too young to die! 

LOGAN
Nobody is dying. That light comes from the reflection of the ring I gave Holly. Take a look at it, Gene. Ain't it something? 

GENE
My word, look at the size of that rock. 

In a funny little bit, Logan puts his SUNGLASSES on Gene for protection. 

LOGAN
I think you need these more than me. 

GENE
(chuckles)
Well I'll be... Can we get a shot of that? 

Holly proudly holds out her left hand to flaunt her HEART-SHAPED RING. 

GENE
How fitting. A heart-shaped diamond ring. What a beauty. Congratulations on your engagement. 

LOLLY
Thank you, Gene. 

Logan and Holly laugh after replying at the same time, then kiss. Awwww. 

GENE
If you don't mind my asking, when's the wedding?

LOGAN
My girl is gonna be a summer bride, Gene. 

GENE
So what are we looking at then -- our July pay-per-view event, AngleSlam or in front of a national television audience on HeldDOWN~!?

HOLLY
Uh, we aren't getting married on OAOAST television. Have you ever seen a wedding on a wrestling show?

GENE
I've been to my fair share, yes. 

LOGAN
Then you know why Holly and I won't be getting married on TV. It ends in disaster, Gene. 

SYNTH
Ain't no friends of the Synthmeister gettin' a corba as a wedding present, son. That shit be whacked to the weeds. 

GENE
Well, love is a battlefield. But I'm sure it'll be a beautiful wedding wherever you decide to hold it. I--I am invited, aren't I?

HOLLY
Of course.

GENE
I'm sure my friends at the Enquirer will be happy to hear that. 

SYNTH, LOGAN & HOLLY
:huh:

GENE
Just kidding. Anyway, getting back to AngleMania. That had to be one of the most physcially matches I have personally ever witness in my 30-plus years in this great sport. You promised the war between yourselves and the New New Midnight Express would end with the blood of Sarcastic Simon's and Narcissistic Ned's on your hands and you delivered on that promise. 

LOGAN
Just like we delivered on our promise to win the tag titles. If you would've told me 7 months ago I'd be standing here 4 days after AngleMania holding the tag team championship with my best friend and engaged to the woman of my dreams, I would've thought you were a guy who must've hung out with us -- me and Synth -- early in our careers because you had to really be trippin' to say that. But here we are post-AngleMania with the tag belts. And it was 7 months ago that our hopes and dreams of doing just that were shattered one fateful summer night inside a steel cage. That was the night the New New Midnight Express, Jim Cornette, the South Central Militia and Shaynne attacked us 3. I'm not really good with details, but it also may have been the night I couldn't tell Holly how I really felt about her after she blew up on me for not picking up her not-so-subtle hints about getting hitched because the words "I love you" just couldn't come out of my mouth. We males are known to have that problem every now and then, you know. Then to see Synth go down, followed by Holly... it consumed my heart and soul with sin. The only feeling I knew after that was hate! Hate for the men who did the Heavenly Rockers and Holly wrong! Hate for the New New Midnight Express! Hate for Jim Cornette! Hate for the South Central Militia and that whore of a sister Shyanne! But that was all lifted at AngleMania. The Heavenly Rockers got the last laugh. Not only did we take the tag team titles but we also ran our most hated rivals out of town! And Holly-Wood showed Jim Cornette and Shyanne why revenge is a dish best served with Percussion and a piledriver for desert! 

GENE
Now that you're the World tag team champions, gentlemen, every team from around the world will be knocking at your door for a title shot. And the first team to openly issue a challenge to you are the very men you defeated to go onto AngleMania by winning the 2006 Anderson Cup, the Sooner Bruisers. 

SYNTH
Ain't no problem wit dat. Anytime, any place. As the old saying goes, with great power comes great responsibility. We haven't been known for our great responsibility in the past, but we ain't oblivious to the opposite of fiction teams are gonna be dropping by our crib asking for a title shot. The Heavenly Rockers know what it be like to knock at the front door of the champs only for them not to open even though you knows they inside. Well, every tag team knocking at our door will get to come inside because we plan on giving everyone who wants a shot at the belts their chance. Ain't gonna be duckin' no one. 

LOGAN
So sayeth the Heavenly Rockers!

GENE
Yes, siree! Back to you at Sofa Central.

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