Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 (edited) The way this is written, it's better if it goes on sometime after the Heavenly Rockers promo. Michael Cole is with Jim Cornette at Sofa Central. As you'd expect, a look of disappoint is on etched on the face of James E., his tag team no longer apart of the OAOAST after losing their match at AngleMania. COLE Earlier tonight we heard from the new World tag team champions, The Heavenly Rockers. Unlike them, the man we're about to hear from didn't have a happy ending to his night. I'm talking about James E. Cornette, the now FORMER manager of the New New Midnight Express. It wasn't a good night for you and your men at AngleMania, Jim. CORNETTE Oh, shut up, Michael Cole! The wrestling world is still in mourning over the events of AngleMania V as my Midnight Express, quite possibly the greatest version of the most successful tag team franchise our sport has ever seen and the first 3-time OAOAST tag team champions went down in defeat to the Heavenly Rockers. Sarcastic Simon and Narcissistic Ned may have gone down, but they went down like men -- fighting to the very end. Both teams paid the price to end the longest battle in OAOAST history. They gave up their bodies and pints of blood that will keep Donald Trump's blood supply in stock for the next 5 years for bragging rights and the World tag team championship. Synth may be stupid enough to tell a girl if he could rearrange the alphabet he'd put S-T-D together, and Logan may not know a wristlock from a wrist watch, but I'm about to do something I thought I'd never do. I'm gonna give credit where credit is due. The Heavenly Rockers did something I didn't think was possible when they managed to come back from all the adversity, all the mind games we put them through to win the tag titles. Certain teams would've folded from all the pressure but they didn't. And let's not forget the accomplishments of the New New Midnight Express. Of course many would argue they wouldn't have gotten as far as they did without my expertise, and they're right, but the men I allowed to carry the tradition of the Midnight Express deserve a little credit. But the past is the past. Out with the old and in with the new. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the team I, Jim Cornette, will lead to the World tag team championship... Moe Wallace and Vincent Santana, the SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA! CABOOSE How soon we forget. Jim Cornette not wasting anytime filling the void left by the departure of the New New Midnight Express. Without the presence of Shyanne, the South Central Militia walk to the ring with that bad ass swagger of theirs -- getting up in people's faces and stealing little kids' candy as they near Sofa Central, where they're greeted by a giddy Jim Cornette. COACH And there they are, 'Boosey. Moe Wallace and Vinny Santana, baby. The team James E. will led to the tag titles just like he did the N-N-M-X. COLE Well, I'm not sure how Jim Cornette Enterprises stockholders will feel about the team you've taken on, but they're certainly big and bad. MOE Big and bad is right, metrosexual bitch! And we's just about ready to bust heads because the S-C-M ain't in the most pleasant of moods. My lil' sis Shyanne is resting at home recovering from a DDT she got from that golddiggin', no good, scandalous ass, trifiling, chicken headed, flat assed, jezebel tramp of a whore Holly-Wood. So me and not-my-cousin Vinny got all the provocation in the word to bust down Synth's and Logan's door and beat the crap outta them like we from the LAPD while we pound the crap outta the bitch who took out Shyanne. But if you don't mind, Cole, there's somebody in this area we wanna beat the crap outta first. So go ahead and give us fifty feet.... * DOUBLE WHAMMY * "OHHHHHHHHHHH!" An unsuspecting Jim Cornette is floored by a pair of sucker punches from Moe and Vinny! Smacked back into 1984, Cornette is helpless as he's thrown into the ring and assault by TELESCOPIC BATONS. If it's any consolation, Jim Cornette's beating is quick but very painful as he's whipped to the ropes and drilled with the simultaneous SPEAR/FLYING FOREARM double-team maneuver called THE JAILBREAK! Pleased with their work the S-C-M exit while officials and first aid attendents enter the ring. COLE What the hell was that all about? This was the last thing I expected to see. We gotta take a break. We'll be back. Edited April 6, 2006 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
