King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Backstage we swoop, as Leon Rodez has arrived! He's late, sure, but he's got an excuse, namely his massive dissappointment at losing the 24/7 Championship not only so quickly but also, so cheaply. COLE Well, there's Leon Rodez entering the arena... CABOOSE :D COLE ...former OAOAST 24/7 Champion... CABOOSE :D COLE ...obviously with a lot on his...'Boose, would you stop snickering over there, please? What's so funny exactly? CABOOSE Oh, how about that fact that Tha Puerto Rican was AB-SO-LUT-ELY GUARANDAMNTEED correct last week, maybe? PRL said that Leon Rodez wouldn't last a week as 24/7 Champion... I said that he wouldn't last a week. And I hate to say I told you so, but guess what Mickey...WE TOLD YA SO! He choked! He crashed and he burned! He failed in comparison to PRL and all the while, you sat there on your little high horse, making out like myself and PRL didn't know what we were talking about. Who's the idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about now Cole? Who? COLE Okay, so you and PRL got one thing right. CABOOSE Damn right we did! COLE So what happened to the whole 'winning the ladder match' prediction deal then? CABOOSE ... Hauling his bags into the arena, the solemn Rodez carries on down the hallway until a female roadblock stands in his way. Roving reporter Melody Nerdly, to be precise. MELODY Yo, Le-o, can we get some words about your crippling embarrassment for all the people out there? LEON No. Not right now. MELODY Come on, not even for the OAOAST's newest and cutest sports journalist type person? LEON Now's not a good time...and that's not even a microphone. How do you plan on interviewing me with a half eaten baloney sandwich exactly? MELODY See, here's the deal. When I say 'new and cutest sports journalist', I really meant to say 'unofficial, new and cutest sports journalist'. But just use your imagination. You're into that roleplay stuff, right? I've heard the stories. I've rented the videos. I'm down with your dealio my frivolous friend. Spread your mustard on my baloney. Let's do this thing, ding-a-ling. LEON Are you still talking about interviews or what? Before Melody gets a chance to answer, a beaming Jade Rodez bounds into view. Brushing Melody aside, Jade plants a big kiss on her brother's cheek which understandably takes The Silky Smooth One aback slightly. LEON What was that for? JADE Whadda you mean what was that for...it was for being the sweetest guy I know! Krista keeps telling me you're a jerk but I knew you weren't. And you proved it. You gave your girlfriend the 24/7 Title...how sweet is that? I'm so proud of you... LEON Woah, hold up a second. I didn't give Alix anything. I didn't get the chance to. JADE What does that mea... LEON Nevermind that, have you seen Alix? JADE Yeah, she came and told us she won the title! Me and Krista that is because we were totally hanging out together, it was great, we watched re-runs of One Tree Hill and Krista pointed out all the bits that were badly acted. Then she got a sore throat from all the shouting and brought out the vodka, which was when Alix came in and we went out and partied and they invited me! LEON Okay, complete this sentence for me please. Today, Alix is... JADE Still the 24/7 Champion? Leon throws up his hands in despair, briefly making Melody pause from her sandwich eating to look shocked. LEON If you see her tonight, tell her we need to talk. JADE Well, I've got her cellphone number somewhere, just gimme a seco... LEON In person. JADE You're not gonna try and take the belt back from her, are you? Hesitating, Leon scratches the back of his neck and looks to the floor. LEON No. JADE Are you? LEON Of course not! I just need to talk to her about it, that's all. Make her see sense. JADE What does that mean? See sense? Le', please don't do anything stupid, I really like Alix and she seemed real happy when she showed us the belt. It spins ya know. It's great. But please don't attack her or anything. LEON You've known me long enough to trust me on this, surely. JADE I guess. Tell ya what, I'll text Ally anyway... LEON Don't bother, I'll catch up with her eventually. Leon walks off, Jade stopping her search for her cellphone and watching on curiously as he disappears off into the distance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 The eerie sound of silence fills the COD locker room, which makes a pleasant change some would say. Silence doesn't last long here though and predictably enough, seconds after we arrive, the door of the locker room creaks open. Glancing into the room is Leon Rodez. And once he's sure there's no sign of Krista and no sign of those ass grabbing wierdos Los Diablos, he feels a lot more comfortable as he sneaks into the room LEON Ally? You in here? Carefully Leon opens a door at the back of the luxurious locker room, poking his head around the corner and apparantly not finding anything. Leon folds his arms and sighs, turning around...and coming face to face with an equally arm-folded Krista Isadora Duncan! Inside Leon groans, but he manages a smirk as Krista glances behind Leon to the door standing ajar behind him. KRISTA Lost something have we? Like a championship belt maybe? LEON Have you... KRISTA Seen Alix? Well, see, here's the thing Lillian. Even if I had seen Alix and knew where the precocious little scamp was, you would be extremely low on my imaginary list of people to divulge that information upon, right below the Las Vegas Police Department and just above that weirdo with the mullet and the stained Metallica t-shirt that got sent down for stalking her two and a half years ago. Only just above. It's very close. See, we all know why you're here, apart from one person. And unfortunately, because of you, that one person is the very person with a huge bullseye on her back that says 'Impressonable Woman- Take Your Best Shot, h0m0' on it. For all I know, she could be lying in a ditch with Hoff building up an 8 step combo on her face. For all I know, she's been jumped in the Dairy Queen by JINGUS. I don't know where she is. And like I said, even if I did, I certainly wouldn't tell you, because unlike you I value her health. Leon sighs, trying to contain himself from yelling and screaming at Krista. That's not his thing. Trouble is, this Krista sure is annoying when she goes on these rants. LEON When you see her, can you tell her we need to talk. KRISTA Now, by talk, do you mean 'exchange viewpoints and opinions by way of speech'? Or, by talk, do you mean 'sneak into the Chicks Over Dicks locker room and try to jump my girlfriend, attack her, leave her bleeding on the floor while I run off with the 24/7 Championship like I tried to do tonight before Krista walked in'? Please, do enlighten me. LEON Do you seriously think I'd do that? KRISTA I'm not sure. Personally, I'm not willing to find out though, which is why I feel the need to issue this warning right now. If you are indeed thinking of attacking Alix and stealing the belt that she was so ecstatic to get hold of, you would break her heart. And if you break her heart, I will break YOU. Collective. Oh and, assuming you have the cognative functions to do so, I wouldn't plan any set-ups to trick her into losing the title. Because, broken heart or not, if you steal that championship from her I will not hesitate in hunting you down and making OJ Simpson look like Homer Simpson in terms of cold blooded killing tendancies. He did it. Face facts. We all know it. Championship or no championship, I will make your life a living hell, 24 hours a day and 7 days a week, should you do anything to harm Alix directly or indirectly. And if you care about her in any meaningful way, you would not only already know where she was but you would also be out watching her ass...FIGURATIVELY, pervert...and making sure she keeps that 24/7 Championship for months to come. Rather than trying to nail her in public places with millions of people watching. That may be your 'thing' and Alix is pretty liberal, but surely you could utilise your time more sensibly now she actually needs you? Waiting for the rant to end, Leon breathes a sigh of relief as Krista takes a pause. LEON Done? KRISTA Oh, certainly. As much as I'd love to stand her all day and pit wits with you I really don't think I'd make it many more minutes before I died from lack of challenge. So, yes by all means, you run along and think about what I said. Your homework for this evening is to learn some responsibility. Goodbye! Not wanting a second invitation, a quick exit is made by Leon, grumbling under his breath as he leaves the locker room. Krista waits until he's gone before breathing a sigh of relief of her own. KRISTA Shoulda slapped him when I had the chance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
