Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted June 2, 2002 Report Posted June 2, 2002 GET HER AWAY FROM THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Guest Posted June 2, 2002 Report Posted June 2, 2002 She has to be the worst color commentator I've ever heard.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted June 2, 2002 Report Posted June 2, 2002 "Oh my he's up on the second rope... what could he be doing... ohhh nice counter, he countered the move there..." Great line.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted June 2, 2002 Report Posted June 2, 2002 Not to mention perverted Coach seems to have taken a liking to Jackie in the announce position...
Guest Nevermortal Posted June 2, 2002 Report Posted June 2, 2002 I just turned off Heat and turned on my Confidential tape.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 so Jacqueline is the Michael Cole of color commentary
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Seriously. She is HORRIBLE! I have never heard worst commentating since Art Donovan from King of the Ring 94. "Now much does this guy weight?....I think he's gonna win."
Guest JHawk Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Hearing Jackie on color commentary makes me long for the days of David Crockett on TBS. "WHAT IS HE DOING, TONY? WHAT IS HE DOING? HE'S GOT THE LOADED BOOT, TONY! HE'S GOT THE LOADED BOOT!"
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Michael Cole looks like Gorilla freakin Monsoon next to Jackie. Forget about it. Worst Announcer Ever. AND I LIKED STEVIE RAY!
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 lol JACKIE RULZ LOLOLZZ~~~~~~!!!!!!!!111!!!1 She can work on it, she never did it before. heh
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Can you imagine Jackie, Cole, and Mongo calling a match together? Thank god for that mute button.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 NO NO NO!! Jackie goes beyond the 'so bad, it's good' realm, and makes another rotation to 'so bad, it's bad'
Guest notJames Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Ugh. It only took maybe five seconds of her commentary before I turned it back to Futurama... for good. Thank god for VCRs and mute buttons. Whoever's idea it was to give that mushmouth a job behind the mike should have his head examined... and then struck with a blunt object. Jim Ross on his worst day with a triple attack of Bell's Palsy would sound more coherent. Don't get me started...
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 "Somebody put a straight jackect on that man and get him out of here!" - Jacquiline during Raven's match. I bow my head in shame. My god, I thought that MC was bad but I wish he was there cause Jacquiline is soo bad its hilarious. Id rather watch any hogan match that listen to her on commentary. I muted it and put on some music. Well thak god I dont even watch HeAT very often and now the only time I will ever watch it again is if RVD/Guerraro/Beniot is on or if they are live some the site of ppv. Vince, for the love of gawd you idiot, TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE ANNOUNCING TABLE!!!
Guest Will Scarlet Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 After watching Heat, I am already dreading Raw tomorrow, since it will be from Texas which will probably mean useless Bradshaw and Jackie appearances. *sigh* I hope this will not mean Bradshaw will be main eventing. As for Jackie on commentating, she was terrible. Have her go back to refereeing or something. She easily ruined Heat which had been looking up since the split.
Guest y2jailbait Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Man, this is why ive always preached watching wrestling on mute! I had to resort to that when i watched that terrible show, man just when it was getting good, it takes another nose dive. What are they thinking putting her out there?
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Jackie displayed all the emotion and depth of someone blandly reciting from a pre-prepared list of wrestling cliches and generalized statements. Examples: "What is this? A handicap match now?" "You know, <blank>, winning King of the Ring makes you, like, a big star!" "<blank> is really big!" Jesus Christ, she is terrible.
Guest the pinjockey Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 What I want to know is who the fuck put her at the table in the first place. Did I miss the Raw where she showed that she had potential using the mic. Every segment she talked in that I can recall had her stumbling to get a three word sentence out of her mouth.
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Outside of having a nice tornado ddt, I can't think of anything that Jackie's good for.
Guest El Satanico Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 She sounded like she was trying to rip off Stevie Ray's announcing but she failed horribly. "I got to ask...what's with the skirt Coach?" If she had said Tony instead of Coach that's a Stevie Ray line. I was expecting her to start saying "Yak" and "Suckas gots ta know". There's only one Stevie Ray and just because Jackie looks like Booker T she has no reason to believe that she can measure up to the great announcing skill that Stevie Ray has. Well the Ross report for this week which was posted on here said they are doing announcer "try outs" on Heat starting this week, so Jackie isn't permanent. I'm sure everyone who serves no real purpose will be getting shots at announcing on Heat.
Guest the pinjockey Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 I thought they were going to try people out at the offices in Stamford then start to give them shots at heat. And dear god if someone tried Jackie out then allowed her on heat anyway they need to be fired immediately.
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 If Jackie started calling Raven a fruit booty, she would have redeemed herself instantly, in my eyes. ...no, she wouldn't, but it would've been cool.
Guest El Satanico Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Well doing it in a Office and doing it on TV are two different thing and i'm sure WWeee doesn't want to decide just off a office try out. So they are probably just throwing anyone who doesn't have a purpose on tv and hoping one shows something. But hey at this point i don't care how many people try out even if some fail badly i just hope they can find someone decent at announcing.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Stay tuned next week when Terri gets her turn...
Guest the pinjockey Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Let Lillian Garcia announce she can try to shoot for the record most fuck-ups in an hour. How many names and titles do you think she would actually get right in an hour without notecards or anything.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Jackie displayed all the emotion and depth of someone blandly reciting from a pre-prepared list of wrestling cliches and generalized statements. Examples: "What is this? A handicap match now?" "You know, <blank>, winning King of the Ring makes you, like, a big star!" "<blank> is really big!" Jesus Christ, she is terrible. This reminds me of the commentary in Smackdown! 3 for PS2. "I think ... [pause] ... [wrestler] ... [pause] ... is a good person!"
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Let Lillian Garcia announce she can try to shoot for the record most fuck-ups in an hour. How many names and titles do you think she would actually get right in an hour without notecards or anything. Lillian, unlike the skanky Terri and the ten miles of rough road that is Jackie, is cute, so I would be willing to go easy on her...however, the camera spends very little time on the announcers, so her cuteness wouldn't matter, I guess.
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Heat would have been great tonight if it wasn't for her. All the matches were decent enough, and she brought down the entire show with her shoddy announcing. She was the female equivalent to Schiavone or Cole tonight. Honestly, if the WWF is that desperate for an announcer, just sign Stevie Ray and give him a shot, he can't be any worse than Jackie or whoever else is gonna try out as announcer in the coming weeks. Or stick William Regal in there.
Guest Flyboy Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Honestly, if the WWF is that desperate for an announcer, just sign Stevie Ray and give him a shot, he can't be any worse than Jackie or whoever else is gonna try out as announcer in the coming weeks. I'm dying to hear him say "Fruity Booty" just one time. Maybe he'd call Cole or Coach that... that would be golden.
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