Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 Not a classic by any means, just something to further along two storylines. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Headed to the ring are two dudes with bad attitudes, the South Central Militia. The venom and hatred that accompany their arrival is returned in kind, with the addition of a pair of middle fingers! * DING DING DING * BUFFER LLLLLadies and gentlemen, the following contest on HeldDOWN~! is tag team action set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Currently making their way to the ring...at a total combined weight of 535 pounds, from South Central Los Angeles... Moe Wallace and Vincent Santana, the SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA! COLE It was just one week ago that the South Central Militia were involved in a match with the Lone Star Gunslingers, a match dominated by Moe and Vincent until the closing moments. It was then, after the Gunslingers had regained control of the bout and were on the verge of picking up the 1-2-3 that the S-C-M resorted to the streets, the gang warfare they're accustomed to, using those telescopic batons to viciously assault Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels. Sources close to the Lone Star Gunslingers have told me they want another shot at Moe Wallace and Vincent Santana, saying Jock and Baron would agree to any match of the South Central Militia's liking in order to get it done. COACH Jock and Baron haven't seen anything like the S-C-M in Texas, rest assured, baby boy. CABOOSE Likewise for Moe and Vincent. "OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWW!" BUFFER And their opponents...weighing a total of 525 pounds, from Oklahoma, Oklahoma... the SOOOOOOONER BRUUUUISERRRRSSSSSS! No matter the country Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" never fails to garner HOWLS for the appearance of the Sooner Bruisers. As usual, a howling "Pyscho Gremlin" is first to run out onto the stage followed closely by his big brother the "Man of Tomorrow" Frank Frankensteiner. While baby brother pysches himself up by running around in circles and slapping himself upside the head, the Man of Tomorrow poses for the camera, flexing the 25" anacondas before kissing the peak of his "byte-cips." COLE And here they come. The #1 contenders to the World tag team championship, the Sooner Bruisers! They will get their shot April 30th at Living Angleously against the Heavenly Rockers. COACH If their match is anything like the one they had in the Anderson Cup Finals, it's gonna be EPIC. The Sooner Bruisers would love to be the team that dethrones the Heavenly Rockers. And you know the Heavenly Rockers don't want to lose to the Sooner Bruisers, not just because they'd lose the belts but because they can't stand the Pyscho Gremlin and the Man of Tomorrow. You can feel the hatred whenever you ask one of those teams about the other. They hate each other. CABOOSE It all goes back to comments the Sooner Bruisers made about the Heavenly Rockers about a year ago, saying they were a joke to professional wrestling because of their rock 'n' roll past. The Heavenly Rockers responded harshly in a Rolling Stones interview not that long after. The Sooners live and breathe wrestling. In addition to being great pro wrestlers, the Sooners are accomplished amateur wrestlers as well, having won many state and local championships prior to going pro. COLE No pre-match shenanigans here. Both teams ready to go. These 4 have history that dates back to last year, when the Sooner Bruisers took up the fight against Jim Cornette Enterprises -- the New New Midnight Express and the South Central Militia -- after their horrible acts of violence against the Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood. But what a difference a new year makes. J.C.E. has since gone under and the New New Midnight Express are no more. The last link between Moe and Vincent and J.C.E. shattered when they "took care" of Jim Cornette two weeks ago. * DING DING DING * You can feel the intensity as the Man of Tomorrow and Vincent Santana get in each other's faces, a lot of head bobbling and trash talking before the two start exchanging giant haymakers. On the verge of falling through the ropes, reeling from Frank's blows, Santana RAKES the eyes and sends the leader of the "Freakizoids" into the top turnbuckle. There he uses Frank's midsection as a makeshift punching bag, working on his right and left combinations. Vincent presses up against Frank as he grabs his left wrist and flings him across the ring, charging in...and eating nothing but turnbuckle as Frank side-steps and hits the far side. SOONERLI... NO! Santana sees it coming and goes running under, each man's momentum springing them off the ropes and on a collision course. * BOOM * No give on the shoulderblocks. Each man standing their ground. The 270 pound Santana challenging the 275 pound Man of Tomorrow to try and knock him off his feet. Frank hits the ropes, he and Vincent lowering their shoulders at the point of impact. Again, no movement. Now it's Frank who challenges Vincent to knock him off his feet. Vincent takes him up, hitting the near side. And the ropes are the only thing he hits because he gets caught on the rebound with a...TILT-A-WHIRL SUPLEX! COACH There's something you rarely see. A Sooner outsmarting somebody. COLE Vincent may have street smarts, but the Man of Tomorrow has ring smarts. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Vincent Santana bails out to the floor, slapping the ring apron in embarrassment as he walks over to his corner and tags Moe. The Sooners make an exchange as well, one that is greeted by HOWLS as the Pyscho Gremlin comes in for the first time tonight. "OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWWW!" The Pyscho Gremlin acknowledges the support of the crowd by returning the howls, before all too happily locking up with Moe. Wallace looks to take control, but Frankie goes behind and takes a bite out of crime, so to speak, BITING Moe in the rear! Having to use his hands to rub off the effects from the BUTT bite Moe is caught in a defenseless position, leaving him prone to a stiff Soonerline! Looking to aid his partner it's Vincent who ends up needing the aid as he's scooped up on the way in and slammed to the mat. Frankie brings Vinny and Moe to their feet and then together for a DOUBLE NOGGIN'-KNOCKER! Vincent falls to the side and eventually out of the ring while Moe staggers towards the ropes, which he uses for support to stand. The Pyscho Gremlin charges off the far side with intent to send Wallace to the arena floor, but it's Frankie who finds himself tossed over the top and to the floor after his Soonerline attempt is countered with a backdrop. As a shaken Moe Wallace falls to a knee mid-ring, Frankie quickly gets back up and ascends to the top. COACH Behind you, Moe! * SOONERLINE * ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Frankie tags big brother in, who tells him to put Moe up on his shoulders as he climbs to the top. Frankie sticks his head between the legs of Moe when Santana, unbeknownst to Frank or the referee trying to get Frank off the top, kicks him downstairs. Moe and Vinny then take a doubled over Pyscho Gremlin and hurl him through the middle and top turnbuckles, ramming his shoulder into the ringpost! Frankie falls out to the apron clutching his shoulder as Frank is powerbombed from the top all the way down to the mat! COLE Oh, my! A double powerbomb by the South Central Militia. That may very well have done it. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! The Man of Tomorrow just -- and I mean [i]just[/i] -- gets the shoulder up as Nick Patrick's hand was inches away from coming down a third and final time. Quick tag made by the SCM. While an exchange has been made Vincent and Moe apparently don't understand the concept of one man being out on the apron, because they put the boots to Frank, causing Nick Patrick to threaten disqualification if the illegal man isn't out of the ring by the count of 5. 1... 2... 3... 4... Moe milks the count to the very end before exiting. A scoope and a slam later, Moe delivers a sucession of elbows before finishing up his sequence with a leg drop. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Vincent and Moe continue to make excellent use of quick tags, hammering the Man of Tomorrow with their patented diving shoulderblock as he returns off the ropes. Moe knocks Frankie off the apron with a roundhouse right for good measure. Yet another quick tag by the SCM, right after Moe drives Frank's face into the boot of Vincent's. "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CABOOSE Big Frank looks to be in serious trouble now. The South Central Militia calling for a Jailbreak, the devastating spear/flying forearm combination that has put many men out to pasture. Irish whip. Frank hits the ropes and falls flat on his face as Frankie pulls him down and out of the ring, while Moe's momentum sends him rumbling through the ropes as there's no one to spear! Vincent has better luck, stopping in his tracks after seeing Frank go down. He focuses his efforts on containing the snarling Pyscho Gremlin. Vincent hammers Frankie as he steps through the ropes with a clubbing forearm shot that is absord and returned with a SOONERLINE~! "OW, OW, OWWWWWWWW!" Santana's caught rising back to his feet with a kick to the midsection, the a couple of right hands before being sent off to the ropes and planted square in the center of the ring with a big powerslam! Frankie gets the crowd to stand on their feet as he scales the turnbuckles, presumably for his top rope bulldog. His left foot perched on the second top, his right on the top, the Pyscho Gremlin waits for Santana to return to his feet. Meanwhile, outside, the cameras pick up Moe digging into his pocket and producing the TELESCOPIC BATON that we've come to know in recent weeks. COLE Oh, no. Not again! * BOINK * COACH Not since the Berlin Wall have we seen something fall so fast. :lol: Curled up in a fetal position, clutching his head, Frankie is covered by Vincent. The crowd ROARS due to the arrival of the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS! ONE... TWO... THREE... NO! COLE Justice has been served! Jock and Baron each grabbed a leg a pulled Vincent off Frankie. The guys jump on the ring apron to explain their actions to Nick Patrick, correctly pointing out that Frankie [i]wasn't[/i] the legal man. As you'd expect, the SCM are furious. The 4 men get into a heated arguement with Nick Patrick trying to defuse the situation. Things become so heated Moe breaks out the baton to put a scare into Jock and Baron, which fails. It doesn't fail to garner the referee's attention, however. COLE Oh, he got caught. Moe got caught brandishing the baton. CABOOSE What an utterly foolish move on the part of Wallace. He and Vincent may very well have picked up a victory by disqualification if not for that. COACH Now wait a minute, fellas. How do we know that's even Moe's? Some fan could have thrown that in. The Chinese are very crafty people, you know? When Moe realizes what's he done he immediately disposes of the weapon, throwing it out to the arena floor. Patrick scolds the SCM for even having the object, and is ready to signal for a disqualification when the SCM get violent. Prepared to strike the referee Moe and Vincent are yanked down to the mat, but only Moe is pulled outside as Santana manages to escape. Vincent gets up and lunges towards Nick Patrick, who ducks under the clothesline, sending Vincent right into a... ....FRANKENSTEINER! COLE The Man of Tomorrow with the Frankensteiner! What a move! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * BUFFER Your winners of the match: the SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUUISERRRRSSSSSSS! Officials rush the ringside area to breakup the Gunslingers and Moe, who slips away from the pack and grabs the BATON he threw down earlier. As the referee holds Frank's arm in the air, the Man of Tomorrow is drilled in the lower back with the baton. Still woozy from the blow to the head, Frankie isn't much help to his brother as he's jabbed in the gut and then across the back! COLE Damn him! For the second week in a row, the South Central Militia have resorted to gang violence. The Lone Star Gunslingers are trying to break away from the sea of officials, who are completely oblivious to what's going on behind them. Let them go, damnit! We need law and order in the ring! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" CABOOSE Look who's coming to the Sooners aid. THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS sprint past the officials and into the ring with only their tag team title belts as weapons. Swinging the belts wildly the Heavenly Rockers manage to chase the SCM off into the direction of the Lone Star Gunslingers, sparking a pier-six brawl in the aisleway! Officials scramble to separate the warring fractions, putting themselves in the line of fire as many are thrown to the ground and into the guardrails. COACH It is wild. Wild, I tell you! Inside the ring, the Heavenly Rockers help the Sooner Bruisers up to their feet. Frank and Frankie shove Synth and Logan away when they learn who's assisting them. COLE Hey, come on, guys. Let's not let pride get in the way here. They helped you out. The Sooners pick up the tag titles and wrap them around their waist before exiting, sending a clear message to the Heavenly Rockers that they plan on taking those home after Living Angleously. COACH That tells you all you need to know right there. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/LA05.jpg] [b]APRIL 30TH LIVE! ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 As far as I know, Hoff doesn't have access to GCF and he's posting this week so I'd say PM-ing this to him would be better. Gotta break your habit for one week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 Completely forgot about Hoff posting this week. Thanks for the heads up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
