Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2006 "Punishment" by Biohazard begins to blare over the speakers as we journey back to the arena for more of the Aussie flavored HeldDOWN~! here on April 27, 2006. The athletically gifted duo of Quentin Benjamin and Charlie Moss, flanked by Mr. Rick Heyross himself, head down the aisle to a loud chorus of boos from the Australian fans who don't have much respect for the rulebreaking faction. Heyross enters the ring along with his charges, and motions for Michael Buffer to pass over the microphone, ordering the famed announcer out of the ring so that he doesn't cramp their time in the spotlight. HEYROSS Alright you people, on your feet, and give the proper respect to the two best pure athletes in the OAOAST, and the world today! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Something tells me these people aren't about to oblige, Rick! HEYROSS Go ahead, go ahead and boo, because you and I both know it's out of pure JEALOUSY for my two boys! More booing ensues, which Quentin and Charlie blow off in short order. HEYROSS But, as a token of good faith, we're going to show you boomerang tossing bunch of ex-cons and future cons what REAL ATHLETICISM is all about. That's why we're out here, to call out anyone in the back that things they have even half the talent Team Heyross does! Quentin, Charlie and Rick all look to the back, with nothing happening after the callout. Seconds later, "My Own Summer" by the Deftones hits, and the cameras close in on the jaw dropping reaction of Rick Heyross, as the big Samoan Faqu, and his newly cleared to wrestle partner, "Strong Stylin'" James Blonde, charge down the aisle! CABOOSE It's Blonde and Faqu! COLE The past few weeks have not been good to either man, as Blonde was sidelined with an arm injury coming off the Two For The Money contest. Faqu fared a little better, although he came up short in two bids for the HI-YAH Title, both times due to nefarious means from the trio of the GPX and Jamie O'Hara! CABOOSE These are not two men I'd be taking lightly at this point! Blonde and Faqu hit the ring, and are immediately pounced on by Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin. Blonde is backed into a corner and stung with multiple right hands by Quentin, while Charlie picks Faqu up and fires him into the ropes...only to be plowed over with a huge shoulderblock! As he gets up, Faqu blasts him twice in the right leg with hard kicks, then snapmares him over and hits the ropes, delivering a hard running soccer kick to the back! Charlie rolls out to the floor, while Blonde gets sent across the ring, into the far corner...but when Quentin charges, he runs right into a boot! He staggers back, and Faqu hits the ropes, leaping off his feet with great agility for a big man, and floors him with a big lariat. As he's laid out on the canvas, Benjamin is then stunned with a running high kneedrop from Blonde, and then a jumping back senton from Faqu, which is enough to send him packing! COACH Team Heyross wasn't prepared for this! This isn't right! COLE They made the open challenge! COACH Well...STILL! Blonde and Faqu get up from the double team, and witness Charlie springboarding back in...but they catch him, and deliver a double team STO, droppping him on the back of his head! Blonde then motions to the corner, and Faqu follows. Blonde steps out to the apron, while Faqu climbs the ropes and sits on the top rope. Blonde then climbs up the ropes...and up on his partners shoulders, standing up at a vertical base before leaping off, and crashing down with a flying headbutt to the sternum of Charlie Moss! Blonde then rolls out of the way as Moss reels, and the big man then stands himself up on the top rope, and delivers a flying splash, crashing his near 300 pound frame atop the collegiate wrestling superstar before hooking a leg for the pin! ONE! TW-NO! Benjamin saves the day by sliding in and dropping an axehandle across the back of Faqu's head. He pulls him up and sends him to the corner, but Faqu reverses, however Quentin gets the better of him by grabbing the ropes and springing back...but Faqu catches him on his shoulders! Faqu carries him to mid-ring, then SPIKES him with a Death Valley Driver! He gets up and sees Moss pulling himself up near the ropes, so he runs and tackles him, taking him out to the floor through the ropes while Blonde hops over Benjamin and springs up to the second rope, then the third, and moonsaults back landing with a legdrop across the throat of Quentin Benjamin! COLE Amazing manuever! ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING! DING! DING!* CABOOSE It was quick, but I can't say it was painless! Heyross is having conniptions, as Nick Patrick raises the hand of James Blonde, and Faqu once he returns to the squared circle. The duo embrace, pleased with their performance, as are the fans, who have really taken to the two of them in recent months. COLE I wonder what it tasted like when Heyross had to eat his words! COACH Oooh, you're a funnyman now, huh? Heyross stomps and moans, angered that his prized tag team was just beaten handily by the duo that no one believed had worked hard to reinvent themselves. Faqu and Blonde exit the ring, slapping some hands on the way back to the dressing room, while Heyross scrambles to get his team together and recover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
