The Real Chave

[Vanhalen]

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I was just a little boy,

I asked my mother what shall I be?

Shall I be pompey? Shall I be Saints?

Here's what she said to me,

Wash yer mouth out son,

Go fetch your fathers gun,

And shoot the pompey scum,

And support the Saints

We hate pompey, we hate pompey

 

If I had the wings of a sparrow,

If I had the arse of a crow,

I'd fly over Fratton tomorrow,

And shit on the bastards below, below,

Shit on the bastards below.

[k thx]

Yawn.

 

Jealousy is a horrible thing.

[Copper Feel]

You're a crap lyricist.

[k thx]

God, British posters are lame.

[Zack Malibu]

The real Chave doesn't have a hat like that.

[Carnival]

God, British posterspeople are lame.

EFA, except Klare, of course.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Klare looks more like Lita.

[Slayer]

For real Chavers?

[Carnival]

i don't think so

[Art Sandusky]

[Vanhalen]

Yawn.

 

Jealousy is a horrible thing.

 

 

Jealous of what? Of your shit stadium, your nobhead of a manager and you skate fans? I don't think so

[Guest Felonies!]

[Lord of The Curry]

Fosters isn't a terrible beer. Not that good, though.

[k thx]

It's vile.