HD: Sooners/HR segment

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COLE
Ladies and gentlemen, during the break fireworks exploded backstage as the Sooner Bruisers attempted to enter the arena. As those who caught Living Angleously know, the Sooner Bruisers have gone from a respected tag team to a bunch of bullies that care about no one but themselves. For them to assault the Heavenly Rockers AND Holly-Wood after being defeated by Synth and Logan AGAIN was uncalled for. I know for a fact they were fined an undisclosed amount of money earlier in the week... Okay, I understand the guys in the truck have the footage cued up. Let's view it right now.

[b]DURING BREAK[/b]

The Sooner Bruisers are walking up to the back gate with their luggage when they are confronted by ARENA SECURITY and OAOAST official/special correspondent TERRY TAYLOR, who hands Frank a piece of paper. At first cooperative, the terrible twosome become agitated after reading the paper and having security move in on them.

BIG FRANK
What a crock of shit! Is this some kind of joke, Taylor?

TERRY
The Board of Directors issued the order this afternoon suspending you and Frankie indefinitely.

BIG FRANK
Bullshit! What for, huh?! What for?!

TERRY
I'm just the messager. I'm sorry you just now found out about it, but you know how the business is.

FRANKIE
Oh, you'll be sorry if you don't tell us what we're suspended for. We've never missed a booking or were late to the arena. Until tonight, but the office knew our flight was delayed. So what trumped up charges are we suspended for? Did the Heavenly Rockers go Ray Allen and bitch to the office about getting roughed up again?

BIG FRANK
And why the hell didn't the office tell us about this sooner, huh?! Why make us fly out and get stranded in the process when the office knew they were gonna suspend us? Now they got this dog and pony show goin' on with all the cameras around. What, they afraid we're gonna go CRAZY and tear shit up? Because we just might if you don't have a good answer for us, Taylor. Security or no security.

TERRY
Come on, guys, don't make this any harder than it already is. The Board has been very busy since assuming day-to-day operations after the managerial changes last week. Everything you need to know is in the document. Didn't you read it?

FRANKIE
Are you saying we can't read?

TERRY
No. I didn't mean that at all.

FRANKIE
Big brother, don'tcha think that's what he implied?

BIG FRANK
Yep. Just look at this bastard. He thinks he superior because he wears nice collar shirts and glasses. Ain't that right, Taylor. You think that makes you better than us?

TERRY
What are you guys talking about. You're reading too much into what I said.

FRANKIE
Oh, now you're saying we can't read body language either?

TERRY
No! * gasp *

The Sooners use Terry as a human shield to keep security away as they grab him by the throat and lift him overhead, causing the Rooster to lay an egg or two. Before the Sooner Bruisers can slam Terry on the pavement, THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS come to his rescue! Their fists taped, Synth and Logan throw a WAD OF CASH in the air to bribe security into letting an impromtu street fight occur as they wallop the Man of Tomorrow and Pyscho Gremlin with closed fists! Terry still hits the pavement, but at least he manages to cusion his fall a bit.

Apparently the money was more than enough to buy off the security force, as they help Terry Taylor and watch as Logan rams Big Frank into the hood of the Sooner Bruisers classic CORVETTE. On the other side, Frankie grabs Synth in a belly-to-belly and HURLS him onto the ROOF of the car with a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Little does Frankie know as he gets up, Logan dives on the hood and takes him down with a double-axehandle smash! Mann wails away on the Pyscho Gremlin, no doubt adding a little extra something for Holly-Wood. Security finally gets involved after the Man of Tomorrow drills Logan with a forearm smash to the back of the head, physcially restraining the Big Bad Re-Booty Daddy while others help the Pyscho Gremlin up and drag him away to prevent another explosion.

* CR-R-R-R-ACK *

But that's exactly what we get when a KENDO STICK to the back brings Logan to his knees. The cameras quickly focus in on the person responsible...

...VITAMIN X of the tag team Brains & Brawn, doing his version of the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle before punishing Mann's ribs with more whacks from the kendo stick. Out of the corner of the screen we see Synth crawling on his hands and knees, rising up and lunging towards the X-Man...only to be goolzed by the massive hand of THE CUBAN WALL!

* THUD *

A sickening one at that as Synth's body leaves a dent on the Sooner Bruisers Covertte courtesy of a Cuban Wall CHOKE SLAM!

VITAMIN X
BOO-YAH~!

X and Wall are quickly swarmed by security as we cut back to the arena with a shot of the Heavenly Rockers laid out backstage.

COLE
What [i]was[/i] that all about?

COACH
It could only mean one thing, Mikey -- Brains & Brawns want the tag team championship.

CABOOSE
But they aren't even in the top 5 tag team rankings.

COACH
Heh. Well they just let the Heavenly Rockers know they are a force to be reckon with.

COLE
The other big news coming out of what occurred during the break, the Sooner Brusiers have been suspended indefinitely. I, for one, am glad to see the Board of Directors take a strong stance on violence against women.

COACH
Whatever.

Edited May 6, 2006 by Tony149

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Having read Alf's post, my segment this week my change slightly, that being Brains & Brawns run-in at the end. If not, I may end up writing THR-Brains & Brawns School's Out match PR was originally set to do.

Edited May 4, 2006 by Tony149

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* bump *

 

All Axel references have been edited out. Skit is ready for next week.