King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 We cut now backstage, to a noticeably dejected Christian Wright who clearly doesn't want to be here tonight. Reading glasses lowered, Wright sits on a bench and flicks emotionlessly through a copy of the Wallstreet Journal, not noticing the door opening beside him. Well, maybe he notices...but he doesn't look up, even as the shadow of The Meterosexual Monster Bohemoth darkens his vision. BOHEMOTH Sup? Wright gives his bodyguard no responce, turning a page in the Journal. BOHEMOTH Look, I know you're mad, but hear me out. Disgruntled is a good word to describe CW, mainly because it's fancy. Removing his reading glasses, Christian folds up the broadsheet paper and stands up. WRIGHT And why, pray tell, should I so much as afford you the time of day, Bohemoth? After your continued incompetence, your mere presence has become more trouble than it's relative worth. Your apologies shall fall on deaf ears, so save your breath and be gone. BOHEMOTH Chris'... WRIGHT SILENCE! I don't wish to hear it! If not for your abandonment of your supposed 'partner', we would this very moment be in possession of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions. And lo, instead, they are now within the tenure of two insignificant, wet behind the ears, pop music wannabees! Due to your negligance, Bo, I was defeated by a teeny bopper! And here, you attempt to placate me with mere apologies? HA! I'm afraid you shall require more than merely that to redeem yourself to myself. Now, be gone. Wright angrily sits down, grabbing his paper... BOHEMOTH So, I got us an OAOAST Tag Title shot on May 13th. ...and immediately, the paper reclaims it's place on the floor. WRIGHT Bo, are you ingenuous? BOHEMOTH I dunno, what the hell does it mean? WRIGHT Ingenuous! Honest. Genuine. Sincere. Reliable. Reputable. Consciencious. Ingenuous! BOHEMOTH Oh. Yeah yeah, honest. A sly gleam creeps over Christian's face as he stands up, discarding his glasses completely. WRIGHT Excellent Bo, excellent! The Heavenly Rockers shall be in no condition to resist us after their confrontation with The Sooner Bruisers and come May 13th, no doubt we shall finally ascend to the summit of the OAOAST's tag team division! BOHEMOTH So what, I'm forgiven? WRIGHT We shall attribute our recent performances to mere blips. Consider this a clean slate. BOHEMOTH I'll take that as a yes. *SWF STAR-WIPE~!* COACH Wow, I can't WAIT for May 13th! CABOOSE How the hell did they get a World Tag Team Title shot!?! They're the least deserving team on the roster, they haven't won all year...that's ridiculous! What is Axel smoking? Or maybe that should be who... COLE Easy now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
