SWF Storm Card 5-12-2006

[chirs3]

The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...
SWF STORM!
Live, Friday, May 12th, from the Pyramids of Giza!
(6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings)



The SWF's 2006 World Tour keeps on truckin' - next stop, The Pyramids of Giza! The SWF's ring will be constructed on the front paws of the Great Sphinx:



Anyone tossed over the top rope... well... I feel for you, man.

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MAIN EVENT - INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
JJ Johnson vs. Arch Griffon
-> Arch Griffon may not have many claims to fame, but he does have one - Jay Hawke won the International Championship, but before he could go on his ridiculously long reign, Mr. Griffon stopped him dead in his tracks! No one's been able to do that since except Wildchild, and this is definitely worth some consideration. Now the International Title headlines the International Tour, Arch Griffon cashes in a shot he had a long time ago and we forgot to give him against the reigning International Champion, JJ Johnson!
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 6000
Send To: realitycheck

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TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH - SORT OF, ANYWAY
Manson vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins
-> So this is a bit screwy. Hollywood Spike Jenkins had some unflattering remarks regarding Manson's Tag Team Gold - specifically, he shouldn't have it. Joseph Peters decided to give Spike a chance to back up his words in this match, with an interesting twist. Manson will be defending his half of the titles. If he loses, Spike Jenkins will be a new tag team champion, and become JJ Johnson's new partner!
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 5500
Send To: janusd

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"The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke
-> Maybe there's no official reason for this match, but come on - this is awesome.
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 5000
Send To: chirs3

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HOUSE RULES - "Walk Like An Egyptian... And, Y'know, Get Buried Like One When They Die" Match
Bloodshed vs. The Doomstroyer
-> Round one... FIGHT!
Rules: The match begins at the entrance steps to King Tut's Tomb:



To win, you must find a way inside, bring your opponent with you, and stuff him inside the Sarcophagus that's ready and waiting the burial chamber! Obviously, the SWF could not secure the artifacts recovered from the tomb, but we bought some really good replicas, so the tomb will be filled with all the (fake) goodies Mr. Tut was buried with! Use them at your leisure. First man to stuff his opponent inside the Sarcophagus and seal it shut wins! Bonus rankings points if you mummify your foe as well.
Word Limit: 5000
Send To: Justice

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OPENING PROMO: Ghost Machine 2.0

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(Send all promos/marked matches to janusd)

Edited May 10, 2006 by chirs3

[Guest Ghost Machine]

I call opening promo.

[chirs3]

Glad to see you're still around.

[The Amazing Rando]

damn you to hell, Raynor... damn you to hell.

[Sly]

I'm gone until further notice. I shall explain once I have returned again.