I had a dream

[St. Gabe]

Where I was being chased by naked women with completely shaved vaginas. I don't understand why I was running. I don't understand the dream. I'm very confused, can we analyze this together?

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

Too easy.

 

You're gay.

[Paul Stanley]

Faggot.

[daileyxplanet]

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal and now you're afraid of it.

[St. Gabe]

Too easy.

 

You're gay.

 

Now I remember why I was running...all the women looked like you.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Lolliez.

[St. Gabe]

that leena sure has grown on me.

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

Good thing you were running then. A bunch of me is a scary sight.

 

The sex would have been awesome, though. I still call the gay card.

[Ravenbomb]

hmph. Everybody has interesting/weird dreams but me. Mine are all really boring. Like one time I had a dream that I was getting ready for school. I have those type dreams all the time.

[Man Who Sold The World]

Hands down weirdest dream I've ever had was walking into a white room where six people had hoods on and were sitting in a circle. They removed their hoods and they were all me. Each one of my clones pulled out guns and pointed it at oneanother. As they pulled the trigger I woke up... sweating. Creepy shit.

[Failed Bridge]

I had a dream once where I hung out with Kevin Nash and then went along with him to visit Scott Hall at some rehab center. I don't remember anymore than that but it was pretty funny.

[Ravenbomb]

the only weird dream I remember having (and this was a REALLY long time ago, like a little after Super Nintendo came out), I was playing Super Mario World...in my back yard...at night...and a giant muppet chess piece (king, I think) ate me, then later I was in the bath room, there was a window into the back yard where the mirror was supposed to be. That's it.