Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2006 COLE Fans, welcome to HeldDOWN~! I'm Michael Cole, alongside Caboose and The Coach, and we're cutting right to the action this week, as the World Six Man Tag Team Champions, the Triple Threat, have just stormed down to the ring! As "Word Up" by Korn blares, the identical triplet trio of Nick, Rick, and Dick Garner all enter the ring, each one clutching a microphone. CABOOSE How'd they get three mics? We usually have enough trouble finding one for a promo! COACH You know what, you're tryin' to talk over three men here, so why not just kick back and see what they gotta say, you dig? CABOOSE Word life, homey. COACH ...don't front. The Garners, who have been MIA from OAOAST action for a while now, gather in the ring, and while all of them look alike, not one of them looks happy. NICK THIS... RICK ...IS.... DICK ...GETTING... ALL 3 RIDICULOUS! The Garners, all pouting, look around, as the fans respond in a mix of booing and confusion. RICK WE ARE... NICK ...THE SIX MAN... DICK ...TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! NICK BUT WE... RICK ...HAVEN'T BEEN BOOKED! The Garners, fuming, all unstrap their championship belts, and raise them high with one arm. DICK SO, WE'RE... NICK ...NOT... RICK ...GONNA WAIT! NICK WE'LL HAVE A MATCH... RICK TONIGHT! DICK WITH ANYONE WHO WANTS ONE! ALL THREE FOR THE BELTS! COLE So 'boose, you think they ad-lib, or are these three man speeches planned? CABOOSE No idea Michael, all I'm interested in finding out is if someone is going to take the Garner's up on their challenge! Nick, Rick, and Dick toss aside their mics, tear off their hoodies, and stare at the entrance ramp, waiting to see if anyone dares to come challenge for their belts. Perhaps a bit too eager, the trio motions for someone to come down to the ring and take them up on their offer...and just a few moments later, the appearance of several individuals on the ramp makes it seem that they might regret what they wished for! COLE Oooooh no... COACH What!? No...no man, they don't belong out here! Bruce Blank, Bloodshed, and the "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez, the three men recently taken into the OAOAST amidst much controversy, begin to walk down the aisle. Blank is, as usual, snickering to himself, perhaps a bit cheery about what is about to come. Bloodshed is a pokerface, expressionless, and simply stalks to the ring, while Cortez is more animated, yet equally focused. COLE I don't know if they're gonna take them on, I mean Cortez has his first match later tonight, a street fight no less, with Jamie O'Hara, and... Michael Cole isn't even done speaking before Cortez and Bloodshed dart under the bottom rope, and come up to go face to face with Nick and Rick Garner respectively, while Blank pulls himself onto the apron. Dick Garner charges, but Blank steps over the top rope and backs him up, then grabs him by the head and takes him across the ring, hurling him up and over the top rope! CABOOSE There goes one Garner! Dick goes splat, nearly taking out referee Brian Hebner, who has raced to the ring to officiate this impromptu affair! COLE We've got an official, and this is, apparently, a match for the OAOAST Six Man Tag Team Titles! With their brother out of commision, Nick and Rick try to fight back, but while Nick is sent to the corner and then smashed with a running high kneelift from Cortez, Rick is crushed by a snap powerslam from Bloodshed as he bounces off the ropes! Rick rolls out of the ring and tries to regroup, but Bloodshed then nails him with a baseball slide, sending him crashing back into the railing, and leaving him prone for a pescado that knocks him to the floor! Back inside, Cortez whips Nick out of the corner, right into a big boot by Blank, who then drops a hard elbow into his sternum, and then rolls aside as Cortez connects with a quebrada...remaining atop the triplet as Blank elevates himself into the air, and crashes his tree-trunk like leg across his throat with a legdrop! COACH OK, c'mon Mr. Hebner, let's get these guys out of the ring! One on one, tag ropes...DO YOUR JOB! CABOOSE Not for nothing but exactly WHO is making sure regulations are in place anymore, Coach? It's a state of anarchy lately, and anything goes! Bruce Blank reaches down and wraps his large hand around the throat of Nick Garner and yanks him up to his feet without breaking a sweat. Nick gasps for air and tries to break the choke, while the big redneck just smiles before bringing a knee up into his gut and keeling him over! Blank then tosses Nick towards Cortez, who grabs him and sets him in a standing headscissors before leaping off the mat and over his back... ...SPIKING HIM WITH THE RIOT ACT PLUS~! COLE That made ME cringe! Cortez covers, while Blank and Bloodshed stand guard, watching the other two Garner brothers try to find a way back in to break the count. ONE! COACH Oh no... TWO! COACH Come on, I mean, this isn't...they're not... THREE! DING! DING! DING! COACH God DAMMIT! COLE We...we have new World Six Man Tag Team Champions! Right off the bat, we've already had a title change on tonight's HeldDOWN~! CABOOSE Shock TV at it's finest! COLE These men, these SWF...can we even CALL them that without legal action being taken? COACH They don't belong here! They're not like us! CABOOSE Actually, if you were paying attention last week, they ARE OAOAST thanks to Zack...and that seems to irk people even more than the fact that they've arrived from the "outside"! Cortez's "Oh No!" theme song gets pumped through the speakers to mark the victory, as Hebner pulls Cortez's arm up to make the win official. The lively crowd, excited about seeing a title switch in the opening minutes of action, pop loudly, as the newcomers are each handed a championship. Blank takes his and slings it over his shoulder, patting the golden center plate, while Cortez raises his up in the air, nodding his head to the crowd who seems to approve of the victory. Bloodshed, stoic as ever, stares at his reflection in the gold, and then throws the belt over his shoulder, turning to Blank, who pats Bloodshed's belt, and then shakes hands with Cortez. COLE Well, this is certainly not the way I thought we'd kick off the night! CABOOSE You know, I think this is just throwing more fuel on the fire. These guys, despite their apparent allegiance to Zack, have been persona non grata for their actions at Living Angleously. Now they're champions on top of it? They might as well paint a bull's eye on their backs! Blank, Cortez, and Bloodshed exit the ring the same way they entered, with Blank look happier than a hog in...well, you know. Cortez waves the belt in the face of a few fans, proud of his accomplishment, while Bloodshed simply walks alongside his comrades, his belt draped over his right shoulder. COLE We are off to a BIG start tonight, and if that wasn't enough to get you to stay tuned, then wait until you see what's in store later...INCLUDING Nutrition's Real Guru's, Biff Atlas and Flex Phillips, taking on pop superstars D*LUX, and a huge main event featuring one of your NEW World Six Man Champions, Todd Cortez, taking on Jamie O'Hara in a Street Fight! Plus a whole lot more here on HeldDOWN~!, so do yourself a favor...don't move! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2006 PK, I saw the question in feedback...this was what I wanted the show to cut right into (start off with the Garner's coming out and do the match before the actual show got going). There wasn't any other segments planned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
