What Quote Is That Movie From?

[Guest J*ingus]

Yes, it's J&SBSB.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Alright, then Dreamer would be next in line to chose the quote, methinks.

[Guest dreamer420]

all right here we go:

 

"I'M JOSE CANSACO...I'M JOSE CANSACO!!!!"

[Guest DrEvil]

"Hey, I'm gonna go jerk off into my hand and swish it around in the punch bowl, ya wanna come?"

Tromeo & Juliet and I feel dirty for even finding that out.

 

"I'M JOSE CANSACO...I'M JOSE CANSACO!!!!"

 

Liar Liar

 

 

"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."

[Guest J*ingus]

The Untouchables.

 

"Can't stop here, this is bat country!"

[Guest dreamer420]

fear and loathing.

 

"beaver? you mean vagina?"

[Guest LooseCannon]

mallrats?

 

if so:

 

Number 1: They shut my water off. What's it to you?

Number 2: How'd you find out about it? You don't drink it. You don't take a bath in it. They wrote you a letter. But then you have to be able to read.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

The "Beaver? You mean vagina?" is most definitely not from Mallrats...

 

Dammit, it sounds familiar, too...

[Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic]

LooseCannon's is from Chinatown, I think. And I'm pretty sure Dreamer's is from The Big Lebowski.

 

If I'm right, here's an easy one that I love:

 

"I just delivered twins to a fifteen year old girl today, and do you know what she said to me?"

"I'm a crackwhore that should've made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"

"Close ... but no. She said 'I should've listened to my father.'"

"She did not!"

"No, but that's what she would've said if she wasn't so doped up."

 

LUNATIC

- Pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolemite.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

10 Things I Hate About You

 

Hmmm...

 

"When Timmy got home from school, his mom didn't ask 'Timmy, what did you learn in school today?' and Timmy replied 'math, history, and COCKSUCKING.'"

[Guest lomasmoney]

American Booty

"I'm gettin pussy no matter what."

"Even if with dirty slut!"

"True love is what i want the most!"

"I just jerked off in your french toast!"

It's recent movie.

[Guest dreamer420]

you got me and I don't think anyone else knows it. what is the answer and you get to pick the next quote.

[Guest Kingpk]

I'm guessing either Pooty Tang or Jay & Silent Bob.

[Guest dreamer420]

i'm pretty sure that isn't from jay and silent bob. maybe it is pooty tang

[Guest MD2020]

I believe the French toast one is from Not Another Teen Movie.

 

 

If so, I would like to go next:

 

 

I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like 'em myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.

[Guest DrEvil]

I think your right about another teen movie.

 

Yours was from The Big Sleep.

 

 

"Very nice. So what is it, *Mr.* Cocksucker now?"

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Actually, my quote isn't from American Booty. So...HA!

 

Did I stump you? HINT: It stars Dustin Hoffman, about a stand-up comic from the 50's and 60's that was brought up on obscenity charges very often...

[Guest dreamer420]

lenny?

 

if i'm right then:

 

"two in the box, ready to go, we be fast, and they be slow!"

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Yes, dreamer, you are right. And your movie was Ghostbusters II, the scene right after they bust the Scolary brothers.

 

Hmmm...now for my quote...I'll carry on DrEvil's:

"Very nice. So, what is it, MR. Cocksucker now?"

[Guest the pinjockey]

Hmmm...now for my quote...I'll carry on DrEvil's:

"Very nice. So, what is it, MR. Cocksucker now?"

 

Wall Street

 

 

"That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!"

[Guest cabbageboy]

I may not have this word for word correct but here goes:

 

"All right I said to myself, you're a tough guy. You've been sapped twice, beaten up, pumped full of stuff till you're as crazy as a couple of waltzing mice. Now let's see you do something really tough--like putting your pants on."

 

Whoever got the earlier Big Sleep quote might get this one too.

[Guest DrEvil]

Pinjockey: Natural Born Killers

 

Cabbageboy: Murder My Sweet

 

 

 

"Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys."

[Guest dreamer420]

lol. i have no idea what that movie is from but that quote is hilarious.

[Guest DrEvil]

Guess I stumped ya.

 

That's old Uncle Willy in Demon Knight

[Guest welshjerichomark]

ok try this one

 

"we are going to devote our energies to gardening, sport and other cultural pursuits, in fact we put the goons to sleep, meanwhile WE DIG"

[Guest welshjerichomark]

god i am so sorry. i .killed.this.thread sorry

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

"we are going to devote our energies to gardening, sport and other cultural pursuits, in fact we put the goons to sleep, meanwhile WE DIG"

I don't know that one, you got me there. Anyway, here's mine:

 

"Smells like somebody shit in their cereal. BONG!"

[Guest dreamer420]

jay and silent bob strike back

 

next quote:

 

"was you daddy a thief? the reason i ask is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and stuck them down the back of your dress"

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

The Ladies' Man.

 

If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you hvae to learn to fly.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Heathers

 

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."