Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 COLE “What the? Are we scheduled to go backstage right now?” COACH “Nah dawg.” COLE “Well none the less I’ve been told that we’re going backstage where one of the Wildcards has something to say." We’re whisked backstage where Bruce Blank has cornered an OAOAST camera man as he apparently has something to say. BRUCE BLANK “Alright listen up and listen up good each and everyone of you because you better remember this.” Bruce grabs the camera by the edge and points it up straight at his face as he gets in real close. BRUCE BLANK “Certain people in this here piss-ant federation has questioned what I am doing here, what Cortez and Bloodshed are doing here! They say we’ve gone too far, that we’re uncontrollable, brutes, savages.” COLE “After what happened at School’s Out I definitely agree with them." BRUCE BLANK “Well you know what? I’m offended! I’m offended that you’d try and control me, I’m offended by people who tell me what I can or cannot do! It’s obvious that most of you don’t know me, don’t know what I’m all about. Well I’m gonna show you." Bruce starts to walk down the hallway dragging the reluctant camera guy behind him. BRUCE BLANK “I’m going to show you and YOU better just keep filming it! Ya’ll have heard me referred to as the King of Pain, I’m the pre-miere Ultraviolent wrestler in the world!" COACH “What the hell is Ultraviolent wrestling?” CABOOSE “I’m afraid to ask.” BRUCE BLANK “Now I know a lot of you out there are familiar with Hardore and what not, forget Hardcore. Hardcore is a term that’s been watered down by the use of tin foil baking trays and Singapore canes that are all sound and no impact. Hardcore is a fad, a passing phase, I’m here to bring you something that goes 10 steps beyond that! I’m here to bring you Ultraviolence like only I can.” Bruce stops outside a door that reads “Hi-Gate”. BRUCE BLANK “Hardcore is just an excuse to not follow the rules – ULTRA VIOLENCE IS AN EXCUSE TO HURT YOUR OPPONENTS!! And that’s what I do best, I hurt, I maim, I cripple and I love every single second of it and I’m about to give ya’ll a little deee-monstration!” Bruce knocks on the door to the locker room where the Hi-Gate wrestlers are supposed to change tonight. The door opens and a man in a slivery and black mask with a red X on it opens the door. COLE “That’s Ultimo Villaño X! He’s supposed to make his debut tonight or Hi-Gate wrestling!” BRUCE BLANK “Hi there, I’m Bruce Blank – the official welcoming committee for the OAOAST! Welcome to the federation!” Bruce holds out his hand with a huge fake smile on his face as Ultimo Villaño X just stares at him trying to figure out what he said. But the big man seems friendly enough and Villaño doesn’t want to offend anyone so he puts his hand in Bruce’s and shakes it unaware of what lies ahead of him. Bruce’s smile falters and his eyes turn hard as Bruce grips Villaño’s hand tight and then whips him across the hallway Sending Ultimo Villaño X forward crashing head first into a door. *CRASH!* COLE “He’s insane!!” COACH “Come on now you can’t just attack someone backstage! Only the Upstarts are allowed to do that!” The door flies off it’s hinges and Villaño stumbles onto the floor of one of the dressing rooms with a tear all the way down one side of his mask and a small gash that’s starting to bleed on the side of his cheek. Bruce appears in the doorway just moments later and opens the cut even deeper as he kicks Villaño right in the face with his cowboy boot! COLE “I wonder who’s dressing room that is.” COACH “I’m not s…” Coach is interrupted when Bruce slams Villaño’s head against one of the lockers and pops it open from the impact! CABOOSE “Is that a blue and gold hooded jacket in the locker? This isn’t. . . ??” A moment later Bruce provides everyone at home with another clue to who the locker room occupant is as he pulls a gold belt out of the locker and cracks Ultimo Villaño X over the head with it with great delight! COLE “The HI-YAH title! That’s the HI-YAH title!! It must be Zack Malibu’s locker room.” CABOOSE “How dare he TOUCH that title it’s not one of those cheapo SWF titles!! Zack left it locked up in his room and now this asshole is degrading it.” Bruce just drops the belt on the floor not really paying attention to what it was he hit Villaño X with and keeps up the assault. Bruce drops an elbow to the back of Ultimo Villaño X’s head and then tosses his helpless victim into the hallway once again. COACH “Man Zack is going to be PISSED when he returns to his locker room and finds the mess they’ve made!” CABOOSE “I think the mess is the least of it COLE after what went down between them earlier tonight and all.” BRUCE BLANK “Now as you can all see this kid here wasn’t prepared for Ultraviolence – he in many ways represents this federation and all those here who have been taken by surprise by our actions. This kid – like the OAOAST is STUPID! You need to be on your feet at all times, you need to be prepared.” Bruce ducks down and easily lifts the much smaller Ultimo Villaño X up in the air and drops backwards bouncing his helpless victim’s head off the side of a trash can with a loud crash. Bruce then gets to his feet, wipes a bit of blood off his hands and then turns back to the camera to do a bit of running commentary while he beats the guy up. BRUCE BLANK “You see I know exactly what I am and where my strengths lie – I can’t beat you with an arm bar so I don’t even try. I am what I am, I don’t pretend to be something else and I don’t appreciate being told what to do.” CABOOSE “I can’t believe this! The guy was just minding his own business, getting ready to debut later tonight and Bruce just blindsided him!” COLE “This is sick! There is absolutely no need for this at all!” Bruce grabs Ultimo Villaño X by the mask and the trunks and easily Gorilla presses the small Japanese wrestler over his head before dropping him from the gorilla press onto his shoulder and then slams Villaño X straight into a metal door driving the you man through it sending both wrestlers into the two level lobby of the arena in Salt Lake City. Bruce grabs Villaño by the back of the mask and then throws the helpless Hi-Gate wrestler through the open door and onto the floor of the men’s room. COLE “Well thank god it wasn’t the Ladies’ room or we could have been sued for sexual harassment!” COACH “Oh get real, it’s a wrestling show – if there isn’t at least one fight in the bathrooms then it’s just a bad show.” Bruce follows up the attack as he bounces Ultimo Villaño X off one of the stall walls and then whips him into one of the sinks, breaking the sink and busting the mirror with his face cutting the mask and his skin in several places. *CRASH!* Bruce turns to one of the other sinks, turns the water on and then begins to wash the blood off his hands as he whistles a happy little Lynyrd Skynyrd tune without paying any attention to Ultimo Villaño X. The Japanese wrestler is staggered, he’s bleeding and he’s eyeing a way out as he slowly staggers towards the exit. But his escape is cut short when a bathroom stall door opens and the Hi-Gate wrestler is pulled inside and the door is locked. A series of loud crashes and bangs is heard from behind the locked door. COLE “What the hell is going on?” COACH "Maybe he had to go to the bathroom? Give the guy some privacy” Bruce just keeps washing his hands, totally ignoring the sounds of someone being severely beaten that’s emanating from the bathroom stall. Once he’s done washing Bruce takes a couple of paper towels and casually wipes his hands off before addressing the camera man. BRUCE BLANK “When you’re working the Ultraviolent style you have to be extra careful about hygiene.” Moments later the door is opened again and Ultimo Villaño is thrown out of the stall and then the door is slammed shut again hard. CABOOSE “Was that Bloodshed? I saw Bloodshed in that stall!” COACH “I wouldn’t doubt it, they’re all freaks!” Bruce has had time to catch his breath, freshen up and is ready to take over the kicking of the poor helpless Ultimo Villaño X’s ass. Bruce wraps his hands around Villaño’s throat and lifts him up in the air before tossing him into a bathroom stall breaking the toilet spilling water everywhere. *FLUSH!!* Bruce then grabs Ultimo Villaño X by the hand and drags him out from the bathroom back into the lobby once more, smiling at the people who run away scared. Bruce then drags Villaño across the upper level of the lobby where the fighting has taken place so far, towards the stairs to the lower level where the concessions stands are. CABOOSE “This can’t be good!” COLE “Bruce with Ultimo Villaño X up on his shoulder for a power slam? No that’s not good at all. Bruce runs at the rail and then tosses Ultimo Villaño X over the edge dropping him the approximately 15 feet down to the next level. Villño flies through the air sending the people working the refreshment stand right below them scurrying everywhere. Seconds later he comes crashing down right through one of their tables! *CRASH!* Sending popcorn and hot dogs flying everywhere as Ultimo Villaño X pulverizes the table. On the upper level Bruce Blank looks over the edge and just smiles at his handy work looking awfully pleased with himself. BRUCE BLANK “I guess I should have warned them – woops” COLE “HOW CAN HE JOKE AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!” CABOOSE “Cause he’s an animal, he’s a freak who likes to hurt other people Cole.” COACH “Alright I’m serious here, this isn’t about Originals or Upstarts or Wildcards – this guy is certifiably NUTS alright?” COLE “For once I agree with you”! Bruce casually saunters down the steps to the concession stand portion of the lobby and then pulls Ultimo Villaño X out of the rubble. COLE “Oh lord I’m not sure I can stand to watch much more of this!” COACH “Well then why don’t you run backstage and stop him? Go on now I’ll hold your headset." Bruce picks up Villaño X and throws him against the glass door that leads to the outside hoping to toss him right through it. *THUD!* Ultimo Villaño smacks against the glass but doesn’t break it, instead he flops down and smacks against the floor in a really awkward angle. Bruce looks a bit annoyed that the glass didn’t break the first time so he grabs Villaño around the waist and then suplexes him up and over his head THROUGH the glass door! *CRASH!!* Ultimo Villaño X’s head bounces off the pavement as Bruce releases the suplex and then gets back to his feet, wiping his hands like his job was done. BRUCE BLANK “Now that’s how we take out the trash in the SWF, that’s how I earned the name “the King of Pain” – and that’s how I do business!! Ain’t no one going to come here and tell me what I can or cannot do, I’m Bruce Blank, Bitch!" COLE “Can we please go to a commercial break?” *Fade to commercial* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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