Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 [b][color=#FF99FF][size=3]Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties[/size][/color] presents... [color=#3333FF]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color] Courtesy of: [color=#FF0000]School's Out -- The Encore Presentation[/color][/b] [/quote]Thumb to the eye puts Synth on his heels, Vitamin X rocking him with a fury of fast kicks. Right jab from Vitamin X, a second followed a Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, then another right...No, it's blocked. Synth spins VX like a globe, slamming him to the canvas with a reverse suplex. FINGER TWIRL OF DOOM~ signals the end is near, the Synthmeister setting Vitamin X for Percussion, but X buys himself a few more minutes with a couple of well-placed punches to the midsection. Synth battles back with punches of his own, only to have Vitamin X return the favor from minutes ago by blocking Synth's punch, using the arm to floatover and hit a DDT... ...NO! Synth counters with a kick to the midsection and PERCUSSION! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" COLE He got him! COACH Kickout, X. Kickout! ONE... TWO... Cuban Wall slides under the bottom rope, only making it halfway as Logan holds onto his legs. THREE! * DING DING DING *[/quote] [b][color=#3333FF]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color][/b] has been brought to you by Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties. She may be traveling the world and the seven seas, or dead in a ditch, but Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties own Little Debbie's freckled ass. Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties: Making you fat with mmm-mmm good snacks! CUT TO: "Mean" Gene Okerlund and the Heavenly Rockers at the HeldDOWN~! interview position backstage. MEAN GENE What a tremendous night of action it was at School's Out, much like we'll see again Sunday night, June 25th at the 5th annunal Great Angle Bash in Baltimore. All titleholders hoping history repeats itself that night after every championship was successfully defended at School's Out, including those of my guests at this time, still One & Only Anglesault Thread tag team champions of the world, Synth and Logan, the Heavenly Rockers! LOGAN To quote one of our favorite songs, Mean Gene, "Another one bites the dust." Ever since we've won the tag team titles at AngleMania V, they've been coming at us left and right, friend and foe alike. The latest being Vitamin X and the Cuban Wall, Brains & Brawn. But Vitamin C and the Commie Bastard were just like every tag team we've faced in our title reign, they talked a big game but in the end they were left looking up at the brights lights -- and there was nothing heavenly about these lights -- for the 1-2-3. Brains & Brawn are an up and coming tag team with a bright future ahead of them, but it's just that -- the future. We're the present. We're the now. And until the big man upstairs says our time is up, the Heavenly Rockers will continue to rock 'n' roll. SYNTH ROCK 'N' ROLL, BABY! MEAN GENE It's no surprise that every tag team in this sport is knocking on your front door for a shot at the titles. And as you know, coming up on the 25th is the Great Angle Bash. The card for that spectacular will become more clearer in upcoming weeks, but we know the tag team titles will be on the line as you defend against... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS!? * SNAP * * SNAP * * SNAP * Paparazzi snap photos of Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard arriving at the interview position. None too pleased to see their most hated rivals are the Heavenly Rockers, who prepare for a confrontation. MEAN GENE Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard, what in the world are you doing here? This isn't your time. And I won't tolerate violence on the set. SIMON Easy, gramps. We come in peace -- an olive brance, in fact. There's a lot of history between the 4 men on this set, most of it bad, but I see no reason why the Beverly Hills Blonds and the Heavenly Rockers can't co-exist in the OAOAST. I'm sure they're about as tired bashing our brains in as we are of theirs. SYNTH Nah, it's always fun bashing yo' brains. SIMON (scowls) To prove our point, Ned and I would like to invite the Heavenly Rockers to the world premiere of "Slaveheart." The most anticipated summer blockbuster of the year. MEAN GENE You gotta be kidding me! There's gotta be some catch. SIMON I assure you, old man, the only catch is letting bygones be bygones. MEAN GENE And where's Jade Rodez? She's nowhere to be found. Neither is Mackenzie DeCenzo, for that matter. NED Jade is fine. [i]Real[/i] fine, Liver Spot. She's barefooted and locked in my sex dungeon! (to Heavenly Rockers) How you guys doing, anyway? Long time no see. I hear you got engaged to my ex, Mann. Congratulations. Really. Despite our past differences, I wish you two the best of luck. I mean, if Holly had to end up with somebody other than me...well, I'm glad it was you, Logan. That way Holly can wake up every morning and realize the horrible mistake she made in not choosening her Neddy Bear, especially at night when she's in the mood and has to wait 45 minutes for that little blue pill to kick in, which by the time it does she's already asleep and you gotta go beat it in the bathroom to that black "Cosby" chick. SIMON They were all black, Ned. NED I see in pussy not race, brother Simon. Logan does a admirable job maintaining his composure throughout the verbal assault, smiling wrly at Ned, letting him ramble. GENE Is there a point to all this? NED Yeah. That everything is right in the world. The Beverly Hills Blonds and the Heavenly Rockers are both World tag team champions. Who knows, maybe one day we'll meet again. It's a shame we aren't getting the title shot at the Great Angle Bash, that way we can be the only team to win the OAOAST tag titles 4 times and hold them simultaneously with the HI-YAH tag titles, but we know it will be sometime before we're allowed another shot at the OAOAST tag titles. Hmm, unless it's title for title. Champion vs. Champion. You guys can play the Ricky Steamboat and Shane Douglas to our Steve Austin and Brian Pillman, as we'd unify the belts. SIMON You've already taken his girl once, Ned, we don't want to take away the belts before their wedding. :lol: SYNTH Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to know a Lodi and Lenny out in West Hollywood, would ya? SIMON We don't know a Lodi and Lenny, but we know a Sclemeel... NED Schlemazel... SIMON & NED :lol: LOGAN Nice to see you guys in a good mood because the way things are going right now, I think the possibility of us 4 reuniting in a physcial sense might be closer than you think. And believe me, it won't feel so good for you. NED Don't get your panties in a bunch, son. Like we said, we just wanted to invite you to the world premiere of "Slaveheart." Gene, I've seen the rough cut, and Mackie was just telling me on her way back from post-production that it's hot and heavy, baby. We're here to let all the fans watching at home that now is the time to set the VCRs/DVRs because they aren't gonna wanna miss this motion picture. MAN (Off-Screen) Excuse me? RICK HEYROSS walks onto the set along with QUETIEN BENJAMIN and CHARLIE MOSS, Team Heyross, sporting their stylish windbreaker pants/hooded windbreaker attire. RICK Mr. Singleton, Mr. Blanchard, a pleasure to meet you. Rick Heyross. I'm so looking forward to your world premiere later tonight, and I sure hate to breakup this reunion, but there's some business I'd like to discuss with the Heavenly Rockers if you don't mind. NED Not at all, Ricky. We have a great deal of respect for you and your boys. The forum is all yours. See you at the premiere. RICK Oh, absolutely. Give my regards to Ms. DeCenzo. Lovely woman. SYNTH Look, bro...if this is about joining some stable, we ain't interested, Paul. Been there, done that. RICK Very good, Synth. Reverse psychology. I thought all that pot cooked your brain but I'm glad to see I was wrong. Anyway, I'm not here on a talent search. I have all the talent I need beside me and in Brock Ausstin. And the name is Rick. SYNTH Dat's what Ah said. RICK No, you called me "Paul." SYNTH Why did moi call ya Paul if yo' name was Rick? LOGAN Were you eating those special brownies made by Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties again? SYNTH Bitchin', dude. Your hair is made of fire. LOGAN You answered my question without actually answering it. RICK Luckily for your friend there the OAOAST doesn't have a real drug testing policy, otherwise you two would be wrestling in the CFLOAST. Congratulations on your successful title defense at School's Out, by the way. Very impressive. But I'm here to formally introduce you to the two men who will end your reign as World tag team champions at the Great Angle Bash... 4-time Pac-10 champion and 3-time NCAA champion Quentin Benjamin, and 4-time Big Ten and NCAA champion Charlie Moss... Team Heyross! LOGAN Here we go again. Another team talking a big game before the actual match. I hope your a fan of Queen, Heyross, because after we get done with your boys at the Bash, they're gonna be leaving the ring the same way the Sooner Bruisers and Brains and Brawn did...with the classic Queen song "Another Bites the Dust" playing in their heads following a dose of Percussion! RICK (laughing) Oh, is that right? You know, not far from here there's a ring. If you're so confident about taking on the two wrestling machines such as Quentin Benjamin and Charlie Moss, why don't we take it out there? SYNTH Ah don't know. The Synthmeister and the Mann aren't know for their wrestling skills, but we kinda like to fight. MEAN GENE Damnit, I'm outta here! The Heavenly Rockers land two laymakers to the jaws of Team Heyross, triggering an all-out brawl backstage! Officials are fast to the scene, putting out the fire before it has a chance to spread. COLE Oh, my. What a situation. The Heavenly Rockers vs. Team Heyross for the OAOAST World tag team championship has been signed for the Great Angle Bash. And we nearly saw it go down live backstage! COACH That was pretty cheap on the part of the Heavenly Rockers. They won't be able to pull that stuff off at the Great Angle Bash when Team Heyross are ready for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
