Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2006 * DING * DING * DING * CUE: "Call Me" BUFFER Wrestling fans, the following contest is 8-man tag team mayhem! Introducing first...managed by Rick Heyross and weighing in tonight at a total combined weight of 475 pounds... QUENTIN BENJAMIN and CHARLIE MOSS... TEAM HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSS! Their partners...from Beverly Hills, California, the HI-YAH World tag team champions... MACKENZIE DECENZO presents SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLLLOOOONDSSSSSSSSS! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Deborah Harry's vocals booming through the loud speakers, Rick Heyross and Mackenzie DeCenzo walk the red carpet arm-in-arm. We follow the pair ringside, Heyross on the verge of shattering the world record for biggest shit-eating grin as he beams with pride knowing he's the envy of men all over the world. Behind them are the Beverly Hills Blonds and Team Heyross, neither of whom very popular with the live crowd. Looking like total bad asses in their windbreaker jackets and pants, Team Heyross power-walk to the ring with their heads down like a prize fighter ready for battle. The Blonds on the other hand are more exuberant, jawing with ringsiders and snapping the clapboard in front of fans' faces to 'cut' anti-Blonds comments. COLE A rude reception for possibily the greatest 8-man combo our sport has ever seen in Team Heyross and the Beverly Hills Blonds. History in the making as well. Tonight will mark the first time both the OAOAST and HI-YAH Tag Team Champions have wrestled against each other. It wasn't until recently that the HI-YAH Tag Team Championship was officially recognized as a World title. Fans who follow the sport online know the whole story, which is too long to tell on the air. But if you call the Hot Newz line tonight "Mean" Gene Okerlund will have the full story. The number is 1-900-555-4OAO. That's 1-900-555-4626. Kids, please be sure to have your parents permission before calling. And coming up Sunday night at the 5th annunal Great Angle Bash, the Heavenly Rockers defend the OAOAST World tag team title against Team Heyross. COACH You know, The Coach is apart of the Hot Newz team and Saturday night I will have exclusive news on the upcoming wedding of Logan Mann and Holly-Wood. COLE Really? That's quite the scoope, Coach. COACH You better believe it, baby boy. I'll tell you where they're registered and all that insider information you won't see anywhere else. You won't see it on Entertainment Tonight. You won't see it on Access Hollywood. Only on the Hot Newz line. So give The Coach a HOLLA~! Hot Newz on Saturday and a hot match that's gonna be off the charts coming up next. Two future hall of fame tag teams against the American Idol rejects. Team Heyross and the Beverly Hills Blonds are in the process of handing over their entrance attire to the ringboy when... "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" ...A1's "First to Believe" hits. Jade Rodez once again leading "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant and "Showtime" Shayne Brave out onto the stage, the two pop idol hopefuls flapping open their plain ol' denim jackets to flaunt their ripe twenty-something abs. In a gesture some would say Jade knows a thing or two about, the guys sandwhich her, the threesome striking a triumphant pose before Jade motions her men to the ring. BUFFER Their opponents, first...accompanied to the ring by JADE RODEZ, at a total combine weight of 397 pounds... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT, "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE... D*LLLLLUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXX!!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Listen to the ovation for the former HI-YAH tag team champions. The band back together again after "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant won Jade's freedom from Ned Blanchard, defeating "The Handsome Hustler" in a lumberjack match last week on HeldDOWN~! COACH As the ladies all know, the Ned Man has plently of lumber in the trunks, but Tyler Bryant sure doesn't. I'm embarrassed by the lack of outcry from the wrestling community after Ned was...well, after he was basically [i]raped[/i] last week... COLE & CABOOSE :huh: COACH (CONT'D) ... Yeah, I said it. Ned got raped in that match, fellas. In fact, I got the video to prove it. What he thought was a lumberjack match ended up turning into a handicap match. Pimps in the truck, roll that footage. [b]LAST WEEK[/b] [quote]Slingshotting into the ring beside his partner, Shayne waits on Ned to come in and lands a quick boot to the gut. Shayne then shakes Tyler back to life and with Simon Singleton now protesting to Robinson about double-teaming but still just distracting him, D*LUX team up and land the double gutbuster... COLE The Cowell Movement... *SMACK!* *SMACK!* ...AND A DOUBLE SUPERKICK!! With Ned collapsing slowly to the canvas, Shayne rushes across the ring and dropkicks Simon off the apron before rolling out himself, dragging a gleeful Jade away from Mackenzie by the arm as in the ring, Robinson makes the count... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!! Tyler rolls from the ring as Jade leaps into Shayne's arms, ecstatic that her gamble paid off. Rushing over, Tyler joins the happy teen dogpile as Mackenzie stands stunned across the ring, mouth agape, unable to comprehend how everything went so royally wrong.[/quote] COACH If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a video is worth a million. What do you guys have to say about that? CABOOSE You're right. COACH Thank you, 'Boosey. You've always been one to call it like you see it, unlike our broadcast colleague. COLE With the whole Wildcards/Hooligans/Zack Malibu situation and The Untouchables trying to seize total control, it's been nothing short of anarchy lately in the OAOAST. Besides, I don't know too many people who are sheding tears for Ned Blanchard. The man is a selfish asshole who deserves everything he gets. Yeah, I can lay it down too. Though D*LUX one-up the Blonds last week, Simon and Ned remind Shayne and Tyler who the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions are, dangling the belts in the faces of their opponents Sunday night at the Great Angle Bash. Two can play that game say D*LUX, pointing to Jade Rodez as she bends over and caresses her buttocks. The temperature in the Pespi Arena rising a few degrees as Jade blows her former master (!) a kiss... "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" JADE :o ...and SPANKS her ass! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" JADE (to Ned) :P NED :firedevil: COLE You go, girlfriend. The bottom rope pays for that piece of ownage, kicked in disgust by the Handsome Hustler who has to be restrained by his teammates. In a bit reminiscent of the Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck cartoons of old where the two icons would bicker over whether it's Rabbit Season or Duck Season, D*LUX and the Blonds dare the other to make the first move. So it's no surprise when D*LUX attempt to use reverse psychology on their foes. And if not for the brains of Mackenzie DeCenzo and Rick Heyross, it might've worked. But the pre-match shenanigans take a backseat to the sound of Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box". BUFFER And their partners... from Sin City, Las Vegas Nevada, the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time and the reigning One & Only Anglesault Threat tag team champions of the wooooooorld... THE HEAVENLY RRRRROOOOOOOOCKERRRRRSSSSS! The roar of the crowd is ampified as Sin City's favorite sons appear onstage, acknowledging the crowd and their partners. Arena security earn their pay tonight, having to fend off female admirers wanting to ravage the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time. Greeted with smiles and high-fives from D*LUX, the 4 man combination labeled by fans "Rock 'N Pop" remove their leather and denmi jackets respectively, then slide into the ring and introduce their FISTS to the faces of Team Heyross and the Beverly Hills Blonds! "ROCK 'N POP!" "ROCK 'N POP!" "ROCK 'N POP!" Team Heyross and the Blonds bail to the floor. Rick Heyross covers his ears, pacing ringside while Mackenzie DeCenzo berates senior official Earl Hebner. Her call for an immediate disqualification denied as Hebner explains the bell had yet to ring, prompting Rick Heyross to... * DING DING DING * ...ring the bell himself in contempt. Earl threatens to eject Heyross from ringside if he doesn't cool it, pointing to the stripes on his shirt to let Rick know he's the one in charge. COACH This is what I hate about professional sports, there's always that one referee who wants the game/match to about himself. Just enforce the rules and stay out of the way. COLE That's what Earl Hebner is doing, Coach. He's enforcing the rules. COACH Hebner's making new rules not enforcing them. * DING DING DING * Now the bell is officially rung. Everyone anxious to get the match going. Besides the monitor of your computer, the best seat in the house is ringside where Mackenzie DeCenzo watches from her director's chair. Rick Heyross prefering a closer seat to the action, leaning forward on the apron. The two speedesters from each team start. Simon Singleton grabbing a wristlock out of a collar-and-elbow tie-up, wringing the arm of "Showtime" Shayne Brave. Shayne rolls through and kips up, reversing the armbar of Singleton's. Brave is scooped up but floats over, placing Simon in a hammerlock. Singleton looking to sneak in a back elbow, Shayne bopping his head side to side to prevent a clear shot. His legs too far apart for a single-leg takedown, Simon reaches back and springs in the air, snapmaring Brave over. Shayne goes right back at Simon, who leapfrogs over the top and rolls back looking for a monkeyflip...but Shayne lands on his feet and dropkicks a seated Simon Singleton in the face! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Simon lunges at Shayne, his agression getting the better of him as he's taken over with a side headlock. Pressed up against the torso of Singleton, Shayne grabs hold of the wrist and brings Simon up in an armbar, pulling him to the corner and tagging his partner Tyler. Double arm-wringer by D*LUX, the dynamic duo putting a grimace on the usually smiling face of Simon Singleton with a thunderous knife-edge chop that puts him flat on his back. Shayne and Tyler catch the heels napping again, rolling over to the corner and stunning Ned and Team Heyross with stereo right hands. Earl Hebner escorts Shanye out of the ring, and like any good heel Simon takes advantage of the situation, raking Tyler's eyes behind the referee's back! A handful of hair in his possession, Simon brings Tyler over to the Beverly Hills Blonds/Team Heyross corner, where Ned awaits with his foot on the top rope. And face-first into the boot goes Ty... NO! Bryant puts the brakes on and sends Simon crashing face-first into Ned's boot! Ned tags in as Simon falls to the side, his target: Tremendous Tyler. The Handsome Hustler isn't given the VIP treatment he's accustomed to wherever he goes, brought to the mat with an armdrag. Ned escapes an ambar with a knee to the midsection, rocking the pop wannabe with a roundhouse right before shooting him off to the ropes. Blanchard swings through a clothesline, Tyler going under as Earl Hebner claps his hands to signal a tag. Tyler stands behind Ned with his fist cocked. Completely unaware a blind tag has been made, Ned turns his back away, shielding his face...and bumps into "Showtime" Shayne Brave! Ned hurries around and is scooped up on Tyler's shoulders, Shayne snapping off a swinging neckbreaker to ROCK YOUR BODY! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! No matter the tag format D*LUX stick with their bread and butter -- quick tags. A loud pop going up through the Pepsi Arena as Logan Mann is tagged in for the first time tonight. Mann scales the turnbuckles and greets his old buddy Ned Blanchard with a double-axehandle smash to the face! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Face-first into the top turnbuckle goes the Handsome Hustler. Ned has no place to go as he's trapped in the corner, his face and midsection peppered with sharpe left jabs. Logan sends the crowd into a frenzy as he tries to GOUGE Ned's eyes out! Mackenzie screaming for Earl Hebner to intervene. Irish whip to the far corner, Ned bouncing off the turnbuckles and into a backdrop. Logan nails Ned on the way up with a back elbow. Ned again is sent off to the ropes, but this time Team Heyross are there to grab hold of the Handsome Hustler. Staggering around like a drunk old man Ned hugs Quentin and Charlie, thanking them for saving him a further ass-kicking. Their reward, a tag to Charlie Moss. COLE Here we go. The next time these two will meet again will be this Sunday night at the Great Angle Bash for the World tag team championship. COACH Charlie Moss is gonna take Logan to school. Mann and Moss lockup, and just like that Logan finds himself on the mat following a waistlock takedown. Charlie spinning around Logan's body, paintbrushing him as he gets up. The smirk on Charlie's face says it all. In case Logan doesn't realize what just happened, Rick Heyross reminds him, rubbing the takedown in his face. Logan wants another go at it, asking Charlie to lock back up. They do. And Logan kicks Moss in the gut! COACH That's not a wrestling move! And he kicked him with the point of the boot...to boot. CABOOSE Whatever you want to call it, Coach, it worked. The Heavenly Rockers not afraid to bend the rulebook a bit themselves. COACH Charlie never broke the rulebook. It was a clean takedown. Rick Heyross is fuming outside, chastising both Logan and the referee for the kick. 3 left jabs and a bionic elbow later, Logan rams Charlie into the knee of Synth. And in comes the Synthmeister. Synth mocks the amatuer wrestling ability of Team Heyross, bringing Charlie down to the mat with a fireman's carry, and drops an elbow before making the cover. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Charlie is introduced to the turnbuckle. Synth climbs up to the middle rope and... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... ...drives the fists into the forehead of Moss before leaping off and nailing Quentin Benjamin, who came running from the apron, with a clothesline. Synth turns... SUPERKI-- NO! Synth catches the leg and takes Charlie for a spin, hitting him with a swinging neckbreaker! Synth off the turnbuckles with his patented second rope elbow drop! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! Benjamin with the save. Synth smartly bringing Moss with him to the corner, tagging Tremendous Tyler. First, a duet. Synth and Tyler nailing Charlie with double back elbows. Tyler climbs to the top, timing his leap and...gets caught in midair! Moss drives Bryant into the Team Heyross/Blonds corner, where the 3 individuals out on the apron assault Tyler while Charlie distracts the referee. COLE Oh, come on. Enough of the dirty tricks. Look at what's happening behind you, Earl. Tyler turns the tables on Quentin and the Blonds, putting them on their heels as he fights out of the corner. Charlie slams into Tyler, sending him sternum-first into the turnbuckles after driving the knee into the spine of the back. Moss scoopes Tyler up for a back suplex, seemingly holding him in suspended animation as Quentin Benjamin uses the top rope as a spingboard to deliver a clothesline while Charlie falls back to the canvas with Bryant! Benjamin, now the legal man, with the cover. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Quentin sends Tyler into the corner, charging in and nearly tearing Bryant's head off his shoulders with a spinning heel kick! Benjamin snapmares Tyler to the center of the ring, coming off the far side with a series of quick legdrops. Team Heyross show off more of their double-team arsenal, whipping Tyler to the ropes and decking him with a double dropkick! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Tyler is brought up to his feet, and sent reeling to the corner following a roundhouse right. Benjamin whips Bryant across the ring and follows in...only to have Tyler run up the turnbuckles and backflip off the top rope! Tyler drills Quentin in the chest with a dropsault...but lands on his feet and drills Benjamin again with a dropkick to the midsection! Tyler drags Quentin towards the center of the ring and hooks the leg. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! After a tag, Shayne and Tyler climb up on opposite corners. A groggy Quentin Benjamin staggers up... STEREO MISSLE DROPKICKS! D*LUX aren't done yet. They go back to the drop and ram their fists into the face of Benjamin! Shayne covers, but Earl Hebner gets Tyler out of the ring first. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! COLE Charlie Moss breaks up the pin just in the nick of time. Shayne had it won there. Quentin rolls to his corner and tags Simon Singleton. Simon pounces on Shayne, hitting him with a clubbering forearm shot and up against the ropes with knife-edge chops. Brave reverses Singleton's Irish whip, sending Singleton running into the ropes and over Shayne on his way back. Simon struggles to bring Shayne down for a sunset flip, pulling on the tights for added leverage. Just when it seems like Shayne is about to go down, Tyler steps in and swipes the arm of Simon's away and along with Tyler drop a pair of elbows across the chest of the Beverly Hills blond. The guys kip-up and catch Ned charging in with COWELL MOVEMENT! Next they avoid a double clothesline from Team Heyross, who in return eat a double synchronized dropkick from the Heavenly Rockers for their trouble! COLE The action is so fast and furious, I can't call it all. CABOOSE You can't call it at all. D*LUX continue their offensive fury, whipping Simon to the ropes, pressing him up in the air and slamming him straight down on his belly-welly and apply the KELLY CLARKSON CLUTCH! COLE They got it! They got it on! The double crossface! Will Simon give it up or take the broken arms? COACH Better than a blemish on his face, I suppose, but no way does Simon give up. First of all, that's an illegal double-team move. Hebner should break it up immediately. Mackenzie leaves her director's chair to jumps on the apron. Things nearly get physical with her and Jade until Earl Hebner gets between the two ladies, asking for help from the Heavenly Rockers. That's when Ned and Team Heyross make their move, yanking Tyler out of the ring and throwing him into the guardrail. Shayne lets go of the clutch after seeing what happened, but Ned gets to him first, sliding underneath the bottom rope and walloping Brave with a clothesline that spins him around 360°! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ned savors the moment by capturing it on his HAND SCREEN~! Blanchard soon finds himself in need of a retake, as Logan deviates from the script and smashes Ned's face with double-axehandle! Although his wandering around is a clear giveaway he's feeling the effects of the blow, Ned acts like it didn't hurt as he returns to his corner and accepts the tag from Simon. Ned re-enters the match still shaking off the cobwebs, picking Shayne off the mat and firing him off to the ropes. He scoopes Brave up in a bearhug and clotheslines him on the top rope, the hot shot/stun gun maneuver snapping Shayne straight back across the ring! Ned walks over to make the cover only to be beaten by Synth, who manages to reach over the top and tag himself in without letting go of the tag rope! COLE Oh, my! That's the last thing Ned expected to happen. Ned begs off Synth but is shown no mercy as the Synthmeister hammers the handsome face of the Handsome Hustler with rights. Off to the ropes goes Ned. Baaaaaack body drop. Synth looks to send Ned back to the ropes again when his Irish whip is reversed. Ned sets low, Synth putting on the brakes to deliver a hangman's neckbreaker! ONE... TWO... THR-- Synth gets up as he sees Simon enter the ring to breakup the count, and takes him over with a hip toss. Charlie tries his luck and he, too, is hip tossed. Quentin steps in halfway before re-thinking about it. Synth hears footsteps rumbling up behind him and turns, leveled by a Charlie Moss clothesline as Quentin drops on all fours behind him. DOUBLE GOOZLO! Blanchard hurls Synth into the corner and proceeds to stomp and mudhole and walk it dry. He snapmares the Synthmeister out towards the center of the ring and ascends to the top rope, pointing at Synth as he leaps off with the point of his elbow sticking out...but Synth gets the boots up! Ned pops up in agony, immediately tagging out. In comes Charlie Moss, who catches Synth on the way up with a boot to the gut. Synth fired off to the ropes, Moss snapping him over with a powerslam! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Moss connects with another high-impact move, a belly-to-belly suplex. Quick tag to Quentin Benjamin. TOP ROPE ELBOW! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! To the ropes goes Synth, brought down by a Quentin Benjamin leg lariat. Charlie Moss steps back in to backdrop Quentin off the ropes, who lands down on Synth with a legdrop! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Quentin and Ned with the exchange. Blanchard wailing away on the Synthmeister, decking him on the rebound with a back elbow. He comes off the near side with a succession of elbows. Ned hooks the leg. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! No member of the Blonds/Heyross team lasts longer than a minute in the ring, making excellent use of quick tags as the Beverly Hills Blonds demonstrate. Irish whip, the Blonds planting Synth dead in the middle of the ring with the DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! Simon tells his teammates to check out his next move, which sees the blond leap onto the middle turnbuckle and step up to the top where he gets tremendous hangtime as he soars through the air and lands an elbow across the chest of Synth! SIMON (pointing to Quentin) :o I got more air than you, Q. :D Simon arrogantly leans against Synth, casually hooking the near leg as he counts along with the referee. ONE... TWO... THREE... EEK! Synth wraps Simon up in a crucifix! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Embarrassed, Simon stomps Synth in the face and brings him back up to his feet. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Synth fires back. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" So does Simon. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Both men continue to exchange chops, with Synth getting the better of it. Simon resorts to the old thumb to the eye to regain the advantage, kicking Synth in the gut to set him up for a piledriver. But Synth pulls his head out from between Simon's legs and places him on his back with a double-leg takedown, slingshotting Singleton into the corner where his face collides with the top turnbuckle! Simon wanders off to the wrong side of town and is popped in the face by right hands from D*LUX and a WICKED LEFT HOOK~ from Logan! MACKENZIE Cut! RICK HEYROSS Closed fist! Closed fist, damnit! Rick Heyross leaps on the apron to protest Logan's illegal left hook while Synth cradles Simon's head under his arm, the crowd rising to their feet as Synth performs the twirling finger of DEATH~! COLE Percussion coming up! With the referee dealing with Heyross, Ned bashes the CLAPBOARD against the right arm of Synth, the same right arm the Blonds broke twice when they were known as the New New Midnight Express. Synth collapses to the mat in pain, blues and agony. Logan and D*LUX come in to go after Ned but Earl Hebner cuts them off. COLE Synth is hurt! He's seriously hurt! That arm may have been broken again! COACH Synth never really gave his arm much time to heal. Remember, those two times he broked his arm he was back within 3-4 months after. It juts goes to show the guy is as stupid as he looks. CABOOSE It also says he's one tough son of a bitch. A crazy son of a bitch, but a tough one nonetheless. Like sharks smelling blood in the water, both members of Team Heyross are practically salivating from the mouth in hopes of getting the tag from Simon. They'd love to deal a heavy blow to the World tag team champions 3 days before their championship match at the Great Angle Bash. Having crawled all the way to his corner on all fours, Simon reaches up and tags... Charlie Moss, the submission specialist of Team Heyross. And Moss wastes no time targeting the arm, scooping Synth up for a hammerlockslam. Moss stomping at the arm, driving the knee into the bone of the forearm and wrenching the arm with a hammerlock. Synth rises to a knee then his feet, delivering a couple of elbows to the head...but Moss ducks and wraps Synth up in a waistlock, the Synthmeister's arm placed in a hammerlock as he's taken over with a Northern Lights suplex! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! A loud cheer goes up in the air as Logan breaks up the count, much to the dismay of the Blonds and Team Heyross. Synth is isoloated near the corner of the aforementioned team, placed in a devastating submission hold that sees his arm hammerlocked while the right leg of Charlie Moss is wrapped around his neck. COACH Look at that submission maneuver. COLE It's like a python choking out its prey. What agony Synth must be experiencing. Too far away from the ropes Synth's last line of defense is to use his free hand to gouge Charlie in the eyes until he breaks the hold! Simon Singleton tagged in, diving on Synth to choke the life out of him. Earl Hebner having to physcially restrain the former OAOAST and HI-YAH tag champion as he refuses to release the choke. When the ref is away, the heels come out to play. Team Heyross and Ned Blanchard torturing the Synthmeister in the corner, having removed the tag rope to wrap it around Synth's throat! Earl Hebner once again is faced with the task of keeping Logan and D*LUX at bay while Simon eggs them on, daring the trio to cross the imaginary white line in the center of the ring. Simon returns to his corner to get in on the fun, but is met with a boot to the midsection! The tag rope still wrapped around his neck, Synth manages to land a left elbow to the side of Ned's face, but when his right hand connects with the jaw of Quentin Benjamin Synth falls to his knees in a heap of pain. CABOOSE He's hurt bad. COLE Yep. It's getting to the point where Earl Hebner is seriously going to have to consider calling the match. Charlie Moss grabs Synth's arm from the apron and falls to the arena floor, snapping Synth's arm off the top rope. The Synthmeister turns back towards the ring and into the arms of Simon Singleton, who hits the single-arm DDT he calls Divorce Court. And right into a hammerlock, Simon using his leg to make the tag to Ned. Blanchard off the far side with a knee drop to the hammerlocked arm of Synth, and puts it right back on as Simon exits. COACH The Beverly Hills Blonds and Team Heyross showing why they are the best two tag teams in the OAOAST. The way they have dissected the arm has been nothing short of masterful. Ned winks at Rick, a signal for him to distract the referee while Mackenzie holds Synth's arm out for Ned to use the middle rope as a springboard to drop the knee across the arm! Jade points in Mackenzie's direction, warning her about getting involved. To which Mackenzie replies with a yawn. "LET'S GO SYNTH!" "LET'S GO SYNTH!" "LET'S GO SYNTH!" The support of the crowd does little too ease the pain Synth experiences when Ned smacks his arm against the ringpost! Synth rolls away from the heel corner in excruciating pain but doesn't get far, brought up to his feet by the Handsome Hustler. Synth fights back, punching Ned in the gut with his left hand, doubling over the Handsome Hustler and nailing him with an open hand slap to the face! Briefly taken aback Blanchard responds with a kick, then sets for a suplex. Slingshot Suplex? We'll never know because Synth again puts his good arm to use, slapping Ned in the gut as he's taken up and floats over the top, quickly hooking the head... COLE Percussion! ...but with that weak arm Ned easily pulls out and kicks-- NO! Synth catches the foot. At the mercy of Synth, Ned pleds with Synth to strike anywhere but the face and groin area. Really, he's just buying time. 90210 ENZURIGI...DUCKED! Atomic drop sends Ned crashing into the corner. Synth looks to bring him down in some pinning combination, but Ned hit so hard in the corner he bounces straight back and the two BUTT heads! COLE Both men down. Synth desperately needing to make a tag. His arm badly damaged. Synth claws his way to the corner, inch by inch, but it's Ned who tags out first. Synth is just inches away from making the tag when Simon comes running over and... SINGLETON TAKE TWO! * BAM * ...drops the leg across the injured arm of Synth. COLE Not that ridiculous crap again. COACH Clapboard legdrop, baby. SINGLETON TAKE THREE! * BAM * Another legdrop on the arm. Simon taunts Logan and D*LUX by playfully flickering Synth's hand out at them for the tag, before rolling back onto his feet and dragging the Synthmeister towards the middle of the ring, hitting off the ropes and crashing all his weight down on the outstretched arm of Synth with standing frog splash! Synth clutches his arm closely to his chest, groaning in pain, as Simon turns him over and covers. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Logan and D*LUX all come in and stomp Simon in the back of the head to breakup the pin. Logan and Jade create a diversion, causing a ruckus over in the heel corner, making Earl Hebner turn his back away from the ring. Shayne and Tyler deck Simon and whip him to the ropes. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The guys all return to their corner, urging the crowd to get loud. Ned, Charlie and Quentin are just as surprised as Earl Hebner is when they notice both Simon and Synth are down. Rick and Mackenzie asking each other, "What happened?" COLE D*LUX and Logan Mann taking matters into their own hands. COACH This isn't the old Wild West. We have rules here. CABOOSE And we all know what they say about rules. Rules are made to be broken. Chants of "SYNTH" echoing in the area get the Synthmeister's juices flowing. He turns onto his stomach and rises on all fours, crawling his way to freedom. Simon, meanwhile, is still out of it. Knowing that Quentin Benjamin sticks his body halfway through the ropes and pulls Simon over, tagging himself in. Up on his feet Synth is just feet away from the promiseland. He falls forward, Logan and D*LUX ready for the tag, but is grabbed from behind by Quentin Benjamin. Back suplex coming up, but Synth floats over...AND CRAWLS THROUGH QUENTIN'S LEG TO MAKE THE TAG!!! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" COLE Tag made to Logan Mann! Logan drills Benjamin with a running elbow between the eyes. Charlie Moss enters and eats a left jab. A pier-six brawl erupts as the Blonds and D*LUX step inside the ring. All 4 men exchaging fire, with Charlie getting caught in the crossfire as he collides with the Blonds after D*LUX send them in his direction. Shayne and Tyler follow Simon and Ned out to the floor. Face-first into the steel steps goes Ned, the victim of Tremendous Tyler's rage. Mackenzie jumps on the back of Tyler, raking the eyes! The crowd roars as Jade Rodez marches over and grabs a handful of Mackie's hair, yanking her off Tyler! The girls get their panties in a bunch, lunging forward and tugging each others hair! CATFIIIIIIIGHT! We're treated to plenty of pantie shots as the ladies roll around outside. Inside the ring, Logan connects with a top rope double-axehandle smash. Twirling finger of DEATH~! COLE Here it comes. Percussion! Logan sets Quentin up, but releases the grip as Charlie sneaks up. WICKED LEFT HOOK~ from Mann, knocking Moss out to the floor. Rick Heyross hops on the apron, grabbing the attention of both the referee and Logan Mann. His fist cocked Logan receives overwhelming support as he points to Rick, the fans telling him to give it to Heyross. Mann side steps as Benjamin charges, causing him and Heyross to collide on the apron! SCHOOL BOY! ONE... TWO... THREE! NO!!! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Quentin ducks a clothesline and throws a superkick, but Logan swats the leg away...only to get caught with a spinning heel kick! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Action going on in and out of the ring. Outside, the Blonds are double-teaming Tyler. Shanye flies off the top and wipes all 3 men out with a cross bodyblock! Quentin Benjamin also takes to the air, nailing Logan with a top rope clothesline! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Benjamin T-Bone's Logan, but Mann fires back with rapid-fire knees to the ribs, doubling Quentin over. Quentin counters Logan's DDT attempt with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex...but Logan lands on his feet! Mann misses a left hook and is wrapped up from behind by Benjamin, Charlie Moss re-appearing from out of thin air, drilling Logan with a superkick as Quentin takes him over with a German suplex! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * Rick Heyross triumphantly throws his arms up in the air, engaging in a giant group hug outside with his men. The Beverly Hills Blonds get into the celebration. Rick Heyross kissing the hand of Mackenzie DeCenzo and shaking those of Simon and Ned, as do Charlie and Quentin. The 6 pose on top of the rampway, the Blonds holding up their HI-YAH tag team titles while Team Heyross say they'll be the next World tag team champions, performing the belts-around-waist gesture or whatever you call it as the cameras focus on the Heavenly Rockers, both still laid out. COLE Team Heyross with the win for their group. COACH And they picked up the W over Logan Mann, co-holder of the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship. If they do that Sunday night at the Great Angle Bash... CABOOSE We'll have new champions. COACH Exactly right. COLE Will we have new tag team champions Sunday night after the huge blow Team Heyross have dealt the Heavenly Rockers??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
