Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 GENE All right. Maria, if you'd do the honors. The next 4 competitors in Battlebowl, please. [i]Maria pulls an envelope out of the bin and hands it to Gene.[/i] GENE Former Puerto Rican Champion...THE MAD CAPPA! [i]Cappa exits the lockerroom to a mix reaction from the live crowd. Maria draws another name.[/i] GENE His partner...one-half of the World 6-Man tag team champions, representing The Hooligans, "The Birmingham Bad Boy"...JAMIE O'HARA! [i]Still hobbled from the aftermath of the Great Angle Bash but looking much better than he did on Thursday night, Jamie chest bumps his fellow Hooligans.[/i] JOHNNY JAX Go gut them suckas, Bad Boy! "BOOOOOOOYEEEEAAAAHBOOOOOOYEEEEEAAAAAH!" Cappa is the first to appear onstage and is soon followed out by "The Birmingham Bad Boy," who nearly leapfrogs over the Mad Cappa while jumping on his back to pysche the madman up. GENE Their opponents... Gene reaches for the envelope Maria pulls out and "accidently" drops it down her blouse. GENE My heavens. Heh. Clumsy me. Let me get that for you, dear. "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Gene takes his sweet ass time retriving the envelope from inside Maria's blouse. The commsumate professional, Maria displays her pearly whites completely oblivious to the fact old man Okerlund is copping a feel or two. COLE Jesus, Gene. Any longer and we're gonna need the Jaws of Life! COACH Somehow I doubt this is the first time Maria has been punk'd on camera. A little insider reference for you nerds out there. Live long and prosper, bitches! GENE Heh. Well, I think I'll tag along with the Heavenly Rockers back to Sin City after the show. Daddy needs a new pair of pants! Anyway, back to the task at hand. One of the opponents for Jamie O'Hara and the Mad Cappa is...the 24/7 Champion, the "New Age Love Machine"... LEON ROOOODEZ! 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Thunderous ovation for the 24/7 Champion, slapping hands with his little sis and her tag team of D*LUX as well as the OAOAST World tag team champions, The Heavenly Rockers. The camera zooms in on a teenage girl's "MAMA SAID KNOCK ME UP" sign as Leon Rodez jives to the ring. GENE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Leon's partner none other than... MISTER WARRIOR!!! 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The only one of the 4 to get his music played, OAOAST cult favorite Mr. Warrior BURSTS through a HOUSE OF MIRRORS on his way to the ring, running up the steel steps and around the squared circle, frantically shaking the ropes. * BOOM * Mr. Warrior climbs up all 4 corners and motions to the Heavens, seemingly feeding off the energy nobody but he feels. He steps down and thrusts his pelvis while pumping his fists in something akin to a tribal dance. COLE He's here! Mr. Warrior is here! And listen to this reaction he's getting from the OAOAST faithful at Madison Square Garden. The music dies down and the action sets to begin. Leon attempts to communicate with Mr. Warrior but he has none of it, zoning off in his own world. Unable to reach his partner verbally Leon resorts to hand signals, gesturing to the gods above and drawing the ire of Mr. Warrior. MR. WARRIOR Who are you, mere mortal, to mock the beliefs of Mr. Warrior and his Supermanics? LEON I just want to win the match, dude. MR. WARRIOR And we shall if you believe in the power of the Supermanics and Mr. Warrior-ah. Do you believe, mere mortal? LEON Uh, if it helps us win the match...yeah, okay. MR. WARRIOR Then you and I will walk into the battlezone as two and leave as one. We shall reign supreme! Leon waits for Mr. Warrior to walk away, pumping fists and all, before looking over his shoulder and saying to the viewers at home... LEON Shh. I think he's crazy. COACH You and me both. * DING DING * Leon Rodez and Jamie O'Hara to start for their respective teams. A little showmanship from both men, each trying to outshine the other before locking up. And it's Leon who finds himself on the defensive early, placed in a side headlock. Rodez fights out, shoving O'Hara to the ropes. Beautifully execute hiptoss puts O'Hara on his back. Leon looks to capitalize, reaching down to scoope Jamie up but is kicked away. O'Hara takes charge, shooting Leon to the ropes...STANDING DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW! ONE... TWO-- KICKOUT! COLE I think that's a trend we'll see throughout the match -- quick pin attempts. You don't want to go into Battlebowl after having wrestled a grueling match. The sooner you can put your opponents away the better. Jamie and Leon trade armdrags until Jamie grounds Leon with a side headlock. Rodez scissors the head, making Jamie break the headlock and float on top. ONE... TWO... "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Leon draws the awe of the crowd as he BRIDGES UP AND UNDER, but struggles to bring Jamie down in a backslide. The Mad Cappa enters the ring after receiving his cue...and CLOTHESLINES JAMIE to give him the mometum he needs to flip over land a JAB. COLE You don't think O'Hara...? * JAB * * JAB * * JAB * * JAB * Jamie turns to the crowd and blows them a kiss, then turns back to Rodez and connects with an enzurigi...NO! Leon ducks and gives Jamie a FACIAL! Leon bobs from side to side and shows Jamie what his mama taught him by way of LL Cool J. * JAB * * JAB * * JAB * * JAB * * JAB * Face crowd, blow kiss, turn and hit enzurigi. MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The pop for mama's advice is nowhere near the one Mr. Warrior receives when he's tagged in for the first time. But unlike a virgin, he knows what to do. Mr. Warrior delivers a series of scoope slams as well as clothesline to both Jamie O'Hara and the Mad Cappa. And unlike NASA, there's never a delay when it comes time for Mr. Warrior to launch someone in the air, as Jamie discovers when he's sent into orbit and back down to earth via a bodydrop. Pounding his chest like a gorilla and raising his arms to the Heavens, Mr. Warrior doesn't see the Mad Cappa sneak up behind him. Suddenly, Mr. Warrior is caught in a world of hurt, the victim of a full nelson. MR. WARRIOR Speak to me, SUUUUUUUUUUUPERMAAAAAAANIACS!!!! "MIS-TER WARRIOR!" *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* "MIS-TER WARRIOR!" *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* "MIS-TER WARRIOR!" *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* Fueled by the power of his Supermanics, Mr. Warrior breaks the full nelson and locks it on the Mad Cappa, but Jamie O'Hara brings him down in a school boy! ONE... KICKOUT! COACH This guy is a nutcase, Cole. At least Jamie knows what to expect when dealing with The Wildcards -- bloodshed and violence. Mr. Warrior's just one crazy son of a...DAYUM~! Mr. Warrior clobbers Jamie with a clothesline so stiff not only does it echo throughout MSG but it causes Jamie to fall out to the ring apron! Leon Rodez and Mr. Warrior make an exchange. Leon intent on returning Jamie back inside the ring with a suplex, but as he lifts O'Hara up he's struck in the gut by a right hand, enabling O'Hara to float over and whip Rodez to the ropes. But it's reversed and Jamie's the one who finds himself going into the ropes at a high speed. O'Hara leapfrogs over an attempted backdrop and jumps onto the middle rope, catching Leon turning around with a MOONSAULT INVERTED DDT!! COLE O'Hara and Cappa are gonna advance to Battlebowl. Add them to the list of men who will compete for a chance to main event the biggest show of the summer for the biggest prize in professional wrestling, the OAOAST Championship. ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! His body already banged up as it is, Jamie wastes no time tagging in the fresher man. The Mad Cappa scales the turnbuckles and connects with a TOP ROPE LEGDROP! ONE... TWO... THRE-- KICKOUT! Rodez sent face-first into the corner turnbuckle. Cappa following up with a fury of knife-edge chops, Rodez fighting back with chops of his own. Leon winds Cappa up for an Irish whip, but the Mad Cappa counters. As he's about to hit the ropes, Leon crumbles over after being knee'd in the back by Jamie. He finds no mercy from Cappa who delivers a devastating CAPPABOMB! COACH This is what makes Battlebowl so great, baby boy. It brings out the animal in every OAOAST superstar. You'll see guys do things you'd never expect for a shot at the World Title. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Cappa is about to approach Jamie for a tag when he's asked to slam Leon closer to the corner, which the Mad Cappa obliges. Jamie goes up to the top and lands the most sensational 450 kneedrop you'll ever see. He dives on Rodez and looks directly into the camera, "NOTHIN' BUT KNEEDROP!" ONE... TWO... THREE...NO! Agitated from the turn of events, Mr. Warrior breaks up the pin. Nick Patrick thinks twice about lecturing Mr. Warrior after he's given the coldest and most psychotic stare imaginable, one of sweat trickling down a trembling face. Jamie prances around Mr. Warrior like Los Diablos de Fuego's missing boy toy, sending Mr. Warrior into a fit of rage because all Supermanics know queering don't make the world right. Nick Patrick restrains Mr. Warrior while Jamie and Cappa go to work, putting the boots to Leon behind the referee's back. O'Hara and Cappa continue their excellent teamwork, knocking Rodez off his feet with a double clothesline. After enduring a mouthful of mumbo jumbo from the Supermanic, the referee turns his attention back to the action in the ring. What does he see? Jamie and Cappa double-teaming Rodez? No. All he sees is Jamie going up to the top after delivering a bodyslam to Leon. Shooting Star Legdrop...DA BLING THING... ...MISSING ITS TARGET!! COLE Leon moved out of the way! O'Hara remains seated, grimacing in pain as he holds onto his BUTT cheeks. He and Leon engaing in a race to make the tag first. And it's Jamie. Cappa steps through the ropes and finds Mr. Warrior waiting in the wings! COLE Leon with the tag! Cappa sees his punched block and his head driven into the chest of Mr. Warrior in a unique varation of the headbutt. His adrenaline in overdrive Mr. Warrior unleashes DESTRUCITY~! Punch, chop. Punch, chop. His offensive onslaught simple yet effective. Down goes Cappa. Down goes O'Hara. Jamie swings and misses, Mr. Warrior grabbing the arm and hitting the HUMP HANDLE SLAM! Clothesline for Cappa. And a clothesline for...LEON RODEZ!?!? COACH Oh, he hit Rodez. I told you. I told, Cole, Mr. Warrior is a nutcase. You can't trust the guy to watch your back. He'll turn on you in a split-second. COLE Don't you go starting rumors, Johnathan Coachman. It was an accident. You know it. COACH An accident that may have just cost them both a shot at the title. :o :o :o :o :o The expression on everyone's face says it all. Did Mr. Warrior mean to clothesline Leon or was it just in the heat of the moment? Mr. Warrior attends to the farewell of his partner, SLAPPING him in the face to revive the Silky Smooth One. But it's Mr. Warrior who may need to be revived as Cappa comes from behind and spins him around. Kick, wham, stunner! BUST A CAPPA! ONE... TWO... THREE! NO, KICKOUT WITH A-MOTHERFUCKIN' AUTHORITY!!!! Mr. Warrior rises up, jogging in place and pumping his fist in the air. Cappa with a shot from behind. No effect. Another shot. Nothing. Cappa climbs to the top and delivers a missle dropkick...only to bounce right off of Mr. Warrior! Clothesline. Again and again. Cappa whipped to the ropes. The big boot. Reaching up to the Heavens Mr. Warrior lifts Cappa up overhead, PRESSING~ Cappa up in the air before dropping him down to the mat! Cappa pops up clutching his midsection as Mr. Warrior hits the ropes and connects with a flying shoulderblock. Mr. Warrior picks Cappa off the mat, leaving him jelly-legged in the center of the ring as he hits the ropes and delivers another flying shoulderblock. Incredibly, Mr. Warrior brings Cappa back to his feet. Kicking his knees up and rocking his fist, Mr. Warrior hits a third shoulderblock! Off the ropes, over Cappa's body and off the ropes again goes Mr. Warrior before dropping down a big time splash! ALDONSTERONE!! COLE That's gonna do it. Mr. Warrior and Leon Rodez will advance to Battlebowl. ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DING DING DING * CUE: "Black Sweat" BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and ADVANCING to Battlebowl... LEON RODEZ and MR. WARRIOR! Mr. Warrior pounds the top rope in celebration, then flees the scene, sprinting backstage. Still a bit stunned from the clothesline but thrilled to be moving on, Leon Rodez plays down what happened between him and Mr. Warrior, giving the fans a nod and a smile before shaking the ropes like his Battlebowl partner and throwing his arms up in the air as he runs to the back. COLE Heh. Leon Rodez having a bit of fun on this 4th of July. With everybody running around, we're gonna run it up to "Mean" Gene Okerlund and the lovely Maria for our next drawing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
