Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2006 (edited) [b][color=#FF0000]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color] [color=#3333FF]Battlebowl[/color] Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/b] [quote]COLE Hey, what's going on now? PR, Lindsay, Popick...enter the ring. Logan is still recovering from his nutshot. Colombian Heat is down and out on the mat. PRL is laughing manically. COACH Now what? PRL picks Logan up. He looks at the crowd with a smirk on his face and then drops Logan with the CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!! COLE Corporate Nightmare! And now a Corporate Nightmare on poor Logan Mann! It's bad enough that he won't be in the Battlebowl for a shot at the World Heavyweight Title at AngleSlam, but now he must suffer this humiliation after his defeat! Come on PRL! PRL just stands in the center of the ring and poses, laughing manically, while Lindsay and SJP smile evilly.[/quote] CUT TO: A close-up of Josh Matthews at the backstage interview position. JOSH That piece of footage, ladies and gentlemen, was from last Tuesday night at Battlebowl. In one of the Lethal Lottery matches held throughout the night to determine who would advance to Battlebowl, Logan Mann was paired with Colombian Heat to face Tha Puerto Rican and Wildcard member Todd Cortez. And as we just saw, Tha Puerto Rican and company took unwarrented liberties after the bout. Following the incident OAOAST officials immediately signed for tonight a OAOAST World tag team title featuring Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph against my guests at this time...the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all time, the Heavenly Rockers! The camera pulls back to reveal the Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood standing beside Josh. Lovebirds Logan and Holly, or Lolly for extra cuteness and annoyance, snuggle up against one another while Synth plays his imaginary bongos. Synth and Logan dressed to fight in their baggy pants and NBA All Star Game '07 Vegas shirts (the NBA is paying the OAOAST serious dough for promotion). LOGAN J-Math, no need to explain what went down at the 'Bowl. The video speaks for itself. Just like my fists will be speaking for me once we get inside that ring, Thelma and Louise. You got the best of me at Battlebowl, but you did it while I was down, while I was worn out after giving everything I had for an opportunity to advance onto Battlebowl and into the main event slot at AngleSlam! And when we meet again in just a few short minutes, not only will I be standing but I'll be alongside my best friend and life partner, the craziest mothersucker I know and the freakiest chick I, Logan "Usher" Mann, have ever been in the sack with...the Synthmeister and Holly-Wood! And if that glorified tranny, Lindsay Gonzalez, sticks her nose where it doesn't belong... JOSH :o SYNTH Dun, nun, dun, nun-un...Dude looks like a lady! LOGAN Hey, I've seen so many in Vegas I can practically sniff 'em out. Like I was saying, if that Latina Bitch sticks her nose where it don't belong... Holly, baby... HOLLY Lindsay, you interject yourself in the match and I'll show you why they call me the "Angel of Death." Don't worry about breaking a nail, worry about me breaking your bones! LOGAN God, I love you. HOLLY And I love you, my big macho man. LOGAN Ooooooh, yeah! Lolly share an eskimo kiss. :wub: :wub: :wub: into :huh: :huh: :huh: Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, BLACK T, make their presence felt at the interview position. In stark contrast to Synth and Logan's attire, Dan and Tony look like they've just walked off the set of a GQ photo shoot in their tailor-made Armani suits and summer shades. SYNTH Yo, Mann, check it out. If it ain't our old friends, the Ice Heart and T-Bod. We haven't seen you in like 2 years. 'Sup, fellas? DAN What [i]is[/i] up, you Neanderthal, involves the 3 man power trip of Adam, Drek Stone and Hoff. LOGAN We accept. TONY (puzzled) Accept what? LOGAN Your offer to join Team OAOAST July 30th at Syndicated. (sarcastically) I mean, the last time Synth and I went all in with you guys we couldn't believe how quick you were to repay us, living up to your word on giving us a tag title match. Oh...heh...that's right. You didn't! SYNTH Indian giver! LOGAN But hey, at least we didn't come out of our working arrangement empty-handed. We got a case of the crabs and a loss in our first match in the OAOAST. It doesn't get any better than that. So we'd just love to work with you two again. SYNTH And there ain't nothing the L-Mann loves to do more than go "down under." Ain't that right, Holly? LOGAN Watch it. That's my girl you're talkin' about there, bro. TONY It's because of attitudes like that Adam is [i]thisclose[/i] to seizing control of the OAOAST. While you're suffering from a case of jungle fever, Dan and I are out there battling an even bigger threat -- Drek Stone, Hoff and Adam. They managed to do what the Upstarts couldn't, and that's bring the OAOAST to a grinding halt. There's brickering within the Board of Directors; brickering over who to include on the team; brickering over what color of socks to put on in the morning. We got 2 more weeks to get this shit together, but we aren't united. The OAOAST isn't united. I hear people say why don't you go get Zack Malibu. SYNTH Why don't you go get Zack Malibu? Lolly playfully slap Synth upside the head. Synth left to ponder why they did so. TONY (CONT'D) But after he alienated every friend he has or brought in to watch his back, he's now in witness protection because 3 pyschos are gunnin' for his ass. Sure, we got Bill Watts, but hell, he's 67 years old. Dan and I may not always see eye-to-eye with the ol' Cowboy, but damn if the son-of-a-bitch isn't eager to fight. He understands the threat the OAOAST is under. JOSH Is there a point to all this? DAN Watch-- TONY The point is, you boys need to watch your backs. If Adam gains control of the OAOAST he'll waste no time sending Drek Stone and Hoff after you and the World tag team titles to bring them under their control. To prevent that from happening, I've come up with the perfect solution. Forfit the tag team championship to us. DAN Unless, of course, you'd prefer to do this the hard way. HOLLY And people ask what Synth's smokin'. SYNTH Hey, moi's right here. TONY You can still get your revenge on Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph later tonight, just forefit the titles to us and save yourself the heartache that will come your way no matter who's in power. Personally, I'd rather forfit the belts to men like myself and Mr. Black, two men you know will follow in your example of giving all those who seek it a shot at the titles. DAN I assure you, Mr. Stone and Mr. Hoff will not follow in your footsteps. They'll sit on the belts until they come dangerously close to exceeding the 30 day period in which they have to defend those titles. LOGAN Wow. Since you put it that way, you're really doing us a favor. TONY Yep. We sure are. DAN And we're only doing it because we care about your welfare and that of the OAOAST. LOGAN Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. DAN (CONT'D) Mr. Brannigan and I wish to see you make it to your wedding in one piece, Mr. Mann. LOGAN I appreciate your concern, Danny. But you gotta understand, this is a HUGE decision we have to make. I'd like a moment to discuss this with the rest of the gang. TONY Of course. DAN By all means, please. HOLLY Honey, what the hell? You and Synth worked so hard for these belts. The blood, the sweat, the tears, the indecent proposals. You just can't hand them over. SYNTH Yeah. Logan huddles with Synth and Holly. Lots of mumbling. Dan and Tony very confident in the background, chatting it up with Josh. SYNTH Dude! LOGAN Okay. We made our decision. HOLLY Logan, no. LOGAN Holly, please. It's best this way. Dan, Tony...on behalf of the Heavenly Rockers... DAN & TONY :) :D LOGAN (with worst English accent) ...PISS OFF, LADYBUGS! DAN & TONY :firedevil: The Heavenly Rockers and Holly exit, leaving Black T to pout. Edited July 13, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2006 (edited) THE MATCH * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER LLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, the next contest LIVE on HeldDOWN~! is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" [b]"THE CHAMP IS HERE!"[/b] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The lights dim as [i]Know Your Role '99[/i] hits, the Puerto Rican flag engulfing the AngleTron as Tha Puerto Rican, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Stephen Joseph step through the smoke-filled entranceway to a chorus of boos. Tha Puerto Rican threatening to bitch-slap any fan who so much as lays a finger on Ms. Lindsay or himself. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers...accompanied to the ring by Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, at a total combine weight of 445 pounds, STEPHEN JOSEPH and the self-proclaimed "Corporate Champion"... THA PUERTO RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIICANNNNNNNNN! Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen pose in the ring while pyro shoots off behind them. COLE Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph looking to make history. Should they walk out with the OAOAST tag team championship, Stephen Joseph will join a select few who have held both the OAOAST World Title and Tag Team Title while Tha Puerto Rican, despite all his past singles success, will attempt to win his first ever tag title with his so-called "Career Consultant". FAN'S SIGN: "STEPHEN JOSEPH'S ADVICE COST ME MY LIFE'S SAVINGS!" COACH Make no mistake about it, history [i]will[/i] be made here tonight. Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph aren't the middle America ass-kissers like a Zack Malibu or Heavenly Rockers. They pride themselves on not how many t-shirts they sell in a month, but how many matches and titles they win. Fans continue to boo the challengers unmercifully as they pose on the turnbuckles. Their jeers turn to cheers as [i]Know Your Role '99[/i] is drown out by [i]Heart-Shaped Box[/i]. "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" BUFFER Their opponents...led to the ring by their manager Holly-Wood, straight from Sin City, the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all time and the reigning and defending professional wrestling tag team champions of the wooooooooorld... THE HEAVENLY RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS! COLE THE CHAMPS ARE HERE! Big ovation for the Heavenly Rockers who appear on the multi-colored spotlighted stage wearing NOTHING but the tag team titles around their waist! Not for long, though. Synth and Logan remove their belts to reveal the world's smallest and tightest lime speedos! The women love it. The men...not so much. But then they remember it's the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all time and all is forgiven. The Heavenly Rockers boogie down the aisle high fiving every hand in sight on their way to the ring. COACH My eyes. My eyes! This has gotta be some kinda rib, Mikey. COLE (laughs) Well Coach, Logan's days as a bachelor are coming to an end. He's just having some fun before settling down, no doubt. You know, being one of the guys for a final time. COACH Or revenge against the Coach for revealing Lolly's wedding info on the Hot Newz line. I never knew a man could be so pretty-- I mean petty. For a second there I sounded like you. Heh. Everyone converged in the ring, both sides anxiously await the start of the match. The fans buzzing in anticipation as senior offical Earl Hebner checks the competitors for illegal objects hidden in their ring attire. All is clear and the bell is rung. To the outside go the "S's", Synth and Stephen Joseph. * DING DING * Tha Puerto Rican puts the badmouth on Logan Mann, giving him to the count of 10 to call it a night and head on backstage with the rest of the Heavenly Rockers or face his wrath. PR turns his back on Logan and proceeds to count from 10 on down. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, etc. Ms. Lindsay and Stephen warn PR not to turn around as he reaches 1, the noise in the arena preventing him from hearing their words as he looks over his shoulder... * BOOM * ...and sees a FIST on its way! Down goes the Puerto Rican Menace, who rolls out of the ring to recharge. Shaking off the cobwebs, PR stalls for time by jawing with ringsiders and strategizing with Stephen and Ms. Lindsay. Enough is enough says Mann, his patience having runned out as he steps outside and hands Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph a DOUBLE COCONUT! Logan tosses the multi-time Puerto Rican Champion into the ring, ripping off the Puerto Rican flag bandana from around PR's head and cramming it down his throat as he backs Tha Puerto Rican into the corner, rubbing PR's shaved head before wailing away on the Corporate Champ. COACH I can't believe Logan would desecrate another nation's flag. Considering what people put Old Glory through, I thought he'd have a little more respect than that. COLE Some would say PR does a good job desecrating the Puerto Rican flag all on his own. COACH They're wrong. Tha Puerto Rican is a hero down there. Did you know he gives away millions of dollars to the poor? COLE What?! Who told you that? COACH The Corporate Champ himself. COLE You gotta take everything that arrogant young man says with a grain of salt. He probably takes that money and laughs at the poor, not help. Sent into the ropes PR leapfrogs over Logan and hits off the other side, performing a flawless 360 reverse leapfrog on the rebound and brings Logan down with an armdrag. PR feeds his ego, giving himself a quick round of applause so that he can nail Logan rising up to a knee with a nasty Shining Wizard! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! COLE Oh, PR nearly had him. He and Stephen Joseph found themselves a half a count away from being crowned the new tag team champions. PR knows it as well, signaling he was [i]thisclose[/i] from the 3 count. The Corporate Champ lays the smackdown on Logan Mann in the corner, spitting on his left hand for effect only to swing and miss as Logan ducks the blow. Logan retaliates with his Macho Man-like quick left jabs, grabbing the top of PR's forehead and connecting with a big right hand sqaure between the eyes. PR counters Mann's Irish whip attempt, setting low early and completely missing the tag made by the Heavenly Rockers. When no one arrivals on sight he looks up...DOUBLE SYNCHRONIZED DROPKICK! Synth and Logan's double-team adventures aren't done yet. They catch Stephen Joseph coming in with a double Japanese armdrag, then clothesline the most hated man in the OAOAST to the arena floor. Tha Puerto Rican attacks from behind...and is backdropped over the top and down onto Stephen outside!! COLE Oh, my! The Heavenly Rockers in complete control. We gotta take a break from this hot action, ladies and gentlemen. Stay with us. We'll be right back. Holly-Wood and the Heavenly Rockers fire up the crowd while Ms. Lindsay consoles PR and Stephen as we go to break. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/syndicatedannouncers.jpg] SCHIAVONE Hi again, wrestling fans. Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura reminding you to tune-in on July 30th for what promises to be the biggest event to hit the world of syndication in the history of television as the OAOAST presents a mega edition of Syndicated from beautiful Sydney, Australia! VENTURA Find out why fans across the country and around the world call OAOAST Syndicated "the hour of power" as Tony Brannigan leads his team of fellow Black T member Dan Black, "Cowboy" Bill Watts and their last 2 mystery partners against the team captained by Australia's native son Axel and his band of mercenaries... Drek Stone, Hoff and their yet to be announced mystery partners in a Captains Fall match! The only way to win -- you gotta pin the other team's captain! To the victor goes the spoils...and control of the OAOAST. Heh heh heh. SCHIAVONE All that and more, July 30th. Be sure to mark your calenders, fans. This will be one event you don't want to miss. OAOAST Syndicated, July 30th. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/SYNDICATED.jpg] Returning from commerical, the team of Stephen Joseph and Tha Puerto Rican now have the momentum as Stephen rams the Synthmeister face-first into the top turnbuckle. COLE Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Cole and the Coach broadcasting live, as always, from Sofa Central. As we went to break, the Heavenly Rockers were in control, but how quickly the momentum changes, Coach. COACH You got that right, Mikey. It looked like the Heavenly Rockers were gonna run away with the match, but Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph have come back strong. The sound of flesh smacking flesh fills the air as Stephen Joseph brutalizes Synth with a series of double chops, the former World Champion then whipping Synth to the far corner, following him in and catching a boot to the face! Synth charges out and takes Stephen down with a swinging neckbreaker. Then he climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and delivers his patent SECOND ROPE ELBOW DROP!! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Synth smartly tags in the fresher man, he and Logan perfectly executing a double suplex before connecting with a pair of spingboard elbow drops! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Mann punishes the sternum of Stephen Joseph with several double-axehandle smashes. Logan taking a moment to deeply inhale, shaking his hands in mock exhaustion...then stomps the hell outta Stephen! COLE Oh yeah! How does it feel, Stephen Joseph? A receipt for your actions at Battlebowl, you soulless bastard! COACH I thought our job was to be unbias, Mikey? COLE What do you care? You the biggest shill here. Stephen wraps himself around the ropes thinking it'll protect him from Logan since it's one of the oldest rules in wrestling. But as we know, rules are meant to be broken and the Heavenly Rockers are none too afraid to break those rules. Stephen finding that out the hard way, Loga Mann trying to gouge his eyes out! Logan picks Stephen up and shoots him off to the ropes, but Stephen reverses and Logan takes an ENZURIGI from Tha Puerto Rican! Mann stumbles forward, Stephen hooking and hitting THE FALLEN ANGEL! COACH We're gonna have new champions right here. I feel it. COLE Tha Puerto Rican and Ms. Lindsay ready to celebrate. Here's the cover! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Synth breaks up the count and saves the Heavenly Rockers tag titles as a result, at least for now. Tag made by Stephen and PR. Tha Puerto Rican firmly plants his feet on the ring apron before springboarding to the top rope, nailing Logan with his version of the 450 splash...THE SAN JUAN JAM!! ONE... TWO... THREE! NOOOOOOOOOO!! "YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Logan got the shoulder up, but just barely. Tha Puerto Rican motions that's it as he sets Logan for the Corporate Nightmare. But there's still fight left in Logan, who drives PR into the corner and repeatedly thrusts the shoulder into the midsection and swinging wildly at PR's head. Irish whip, PR performing a headstand on the top rope as he floats over an incoming Logan Mann, sending him crashing in and out of the corner. Tha Puerto Rican grabs Logan by the back of the head and races to the ropes, hurdling over the ropes and snapping Logan's neck off the top rope. COLE NECKSNAP! Oh, my. Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph have done their homework. Remember, it was at Zero Hour where Logan Mann nearly broke his neck after a 69 Driver from the Man of Tomorrow. Tha Puerto Rican asks for and receives a peck on the cheek from Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, then along with Stephen Joseph and Tha Puerto Rican display their own double-team skills. Stephen executing a succession of snapmares as PR slides back into the ring and charges toward a seated Logan Mann, leaping over and snapping him straight back into the mat with a neckbreaker! LIGHTNING SHOCK! COACH Aw, yeah, Mikey. PR and Ms. Lindsay are the real first couple of the OAOAST. And they're naturally beautiful people, too. Joseph exits, PR covers. ONE... TWO... THRE-- NO! COLE For the second time tonight, Synth must breakup the count to save Logan and the tag titles. COACH It's time for everyone in the arena and those watching at home to start accepting the fact Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph are gonna become the new OAOAST Tag Team Champions. The Heavenly Rockers had a helluva run with the belts, but they're goin' home with PR and SJ, baby boy. "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" COLE The Corporate Champ basking in the glory of being the most hated ring currently in the ring, flipping off the crowd in a very unsportsmanlike move. I say currently because there's the tag to Stephen Joseph, and we all know his story. Stephen scoopes Logan up and delivers a high angle neckbreaker. But rather than making the tag Stephen delivers another high angle neckbreaker. Joseph scoopes Logan up for a third helping when Logan pushes up and floats over, drilling Stephen with a WICKED... NO! Stephen ducks the left hook and nails Mann with an atomic drop, before running off the ropes and spiking face-first into the mat with a bulldog! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! HOLLY Come on, Logan! Holly and Synth rally the fans behind Mann, which isn't hard to do in this pro-Heavenly Rockers crowd. But Logan has his work cut out for him as PR and Stephen make yet another tag. Vertical suplex by Tha Puerto Rican. He rolls through and delivers another, rolling through again, allowing the blood to flow down to the head as he gestures "You can't see me" before connecting with a slingshot suplex! COACH THE CORPORATE TRIFECTA! COLE How much more can one man take? Tha Puerto Rican applauding his effort while Stephen Joseph and Ms. Lindsay blow smoke up his ass. Tha Puerto Rican is ready to follow up with his next move, the infamous FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE...BUT LOGAN MOVES AND PR DRIVES HIS FIST INTO THE CANVAS! "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" The fans with their own F-U to the Corporate Champ as Logan uses whatever strength he has left to roll over...AND MAKE THE TAG! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" But so does PR. Synth and Stephen enter and begin trading haymakers, the Synthmeister getting the better end of it. Irish whip to the corner, Joseph shooting in, out, over and down courtesy of a backdrop. Synth off the near side with a flying spinning back elbow, knocking Stephen off his feet. The Synthmeister ascends to the top, timing his leap...and is caught in midair with a front full nelson. SYNCHRONICITY BOMB! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" ONE... TWO... THREE...NO!! Save made by Logan. Earl Hebner scolding Mann for the illegal tatic, enabling Joseph to sneak up and land a low blow. :o Stephen looks to put Logan out of his misery with a neckbreaker, but Logan fires off a round of back elbows to the ribcage, spinning Stephen around...WICKED LEFT HOOK~! Fortunately for Stephen Joseph, it was more of a glancing blow, but still enough to send him stumbling through the ropes and to the floor. Tha Puerto Rican from behind with a spinning wheel kick, and Mann follows Joseph outside. PR boosts to the crowd, pointing at his noggin. His taunting almost backfiring on him as Synth comes up from behind, but he recovers just in the nick of time to plant Synth into the mat with a Rock-style spinebuster! Tha Puerto Rican pops up and stands tall over Synth's head. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH Here it comes, Mikey. The most electrifying move in parody e-fed entertainment! PR spits on his elbow pad and throws it down in Synth's face, going coast to coast as he strides across the ring, mocking the Heavenly Rockers love for rock 'n roll by playing air guitar before delivering the big elbow...NO! COLE Synth telegraphed the IntenseZone Elbow and rolled out of harm's way. His funny bone doing anything but laughing at the moment, PR remains down as Synth stuffs it right back at Tha Puerto Rican, playing air guitar on his leg before dropping it down across the chest in his version of the IntenseZone/Corporate Elbow! Synth covers but is quickly informed by Earl that PR isn't the legal man. Synth searches for Stephen and is blindsided by the former OAOAST Champion. Up-to-date on Synth's history of arm trouble Stephen locks on the HIGHER CALLING! Stephen yanking on the arms and upper body in hopes of a submission, but the hold is broken up by Logan. Tha Puerto Rican rakes Mann's eyes, momentarily blinding the Heavenly Rockers vocalist. Logan encounters a close call, countering PR's Lightning Strike with a straight down slam. He scoopes the San Juan native up for Percussion, which also happens to bring Ms. Lindsay up on the apron as well. She tests Logan's fidelity, seductively removing her top and succeeds in grabbing Mann's attention. Logan drops PR to the ground to get a better look at the Latina Bitch. COACH It's the last temptation of Logan Mann. And no man, not even Logan, can resist Ms. Lindsay, Cole. He will if Holly has her way. The Angel of Death pulls Ms. Lindsay off the apron and strips her of her clothing, leaving Ms. Lindsay in only her bra and panties! You know what happens next? CAT FIIIIIIIIGHT! COACH Was that a nipple? I think I saw a nipple, Mikey. Oh hell, why am I asking you? You never seen a nipple in your life. Earl Hebner all too happily heads outside to seperate the two women. Left alone in the ring, Tha Puerto Rican uses the CORPORATE TITLE to level Logan. He's about to do the same to Synth, being held onto by Stephen, when THUNDERKID hits the ring via the crowd and tackles Synth to the mat, causing PR to BLAST STEPHEN WITH THE BELT!! "YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE It's Thunderkid! Thunderkid! Thunderkid! TK getting him some of PR, clotheslining the Corporate Champ out of the ring. PR has enough of this, exiting through the crowd like a theif in the night and as far away from Thunderkid as possible. But it might not be far enough since TK gives chase. COACH Run, PR, run! Synth helps Logan shake off the cobwebs, the two proceeding to give Stephen a double dose of PERCUSSION DDT! Not even a wrestler the caliber of Stephen Joseph can survive that. Or can he? As luck would have it, Earl happened to miss all the chaos while lusting over the catfight. He crawls into the ring and counts... ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DING DING DING * BUFFER The winners and still champions: THE HEAVENLY RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS! COACH Damnit! And damn Thunderkid! We would've had new tag team champions if it weren't for him, Cole. You know it. I know it. The people know it. COLE Well that's just too damn bad. Go whine on the Internet like everybody else does, you big baby. That won't change the fact the Heavenly Rockers are still the OAOAST World tag team champions, but it'll help you blow some steam. CUT TO: Dan Black and Tony Brannigan glued to the monitors inside their private dressing room, viewing the in-house feed of the show while the folks at home see them nodding in approval as the Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood continue their post-match celebration in the ring. COLE Hey, what's this? I don't claim to be an expert on body language, ladies and gentlemen, but it seems to me Black T were impressed by the Heavenly Rockers. This is about as much emotion you'll ever see from the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew of Black T. They've let it be known they want a shot at the OAOAST tag team championship. But can they handle the chase and still fend off the 3 man power trip of Adam, Drek Stone and Hoff? Edited July 9, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
