Hooliganda for HD.

[Zack Malibu 0]

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE HASN'T BEEN PAID FOR

 

With that ominous opening, we then segue into handheld camera footage, as Scotty Static sticks his face in the lens of a camera and turns it sideways, as he spouts out verbage.

 

"Hooligans, back again, taking over! I'm your host, Scotty Static..."

 

A quick montage of Static's finishing moves, the Static Shock and Spiked Punch, air in rapidfire succession before cutting back to the home video shots, where the camera is now held upside down.

 

"...along with Johnny Jax..."

 

More rapidfire action, as it showcases the larger of the GPX hitting his patented Yakuza kick, and dropping one poor soul with the Beat Drop.

 

"...and J-Dawg, Jamie O'Hara!"

 

The third installment of replay footage comes up, showing O'Hara's daredevil aerial tactics as he flies in and out of the ring.

 

"This is HOOLIGANDA, baby!"

 

The screen blurts after Static shouts into the camera, and it almost looks as if someone is changing the channel. Finally, the scene rests on a black and white shot of the Hooligans walking down the middle of the street in a neighborhood that looks like it's in one of the rougher areas of town.

 

"People ask us, ya know, insiders, the "smart marks"...asking about our "face turn". Face turn, ya know, that means it's when a BAD GUY..."

 

More quick jumps to old footage, as it shows Jamie O'Hara blasting an innocent bystander in the face with a beer bottle, the GPX's heel turn from last year, and the three Hooligans jumping Zack Malibu after proclaiming their respect for him.

 

"...into a GOOD GUY."

 

All of a sudden the scene cuts, and it's back to handheld footage, as Jamie O'Hara proudly proclaims "I ain't a role model" to the camera.

 

Quick jump back to the three Hooligans in the middle of the street, and Static, who is looking around, looks right to the camera, and loudly proclaims "WE DIDN'T PULL A FACE TURN!"

 

Another quick jump to footage shows The Hooligans coming to block The Wildcards from entering the steel cage during the Zack Malibu vs. Faqu HI-YAH Title match, and the crowd popping huge when Static pinned Bruce Blank to capture the World Six Man Tag Team Titles.

 

"It's not a face turn if you weren't heels to begin with!" snaps Jax, before piefacing the camera. The camera man nearly falls over, but he's spared by Static, who pulls him up and looks into the camera.

 

"Faces, heels...we don't, and we never have, labeled ourselves like that. You know WHY those fans chose to hate us last year? You know why those same fans chose to love us more recently? It's not because of a change, a makeover, a promise. It's because we're REAL! We're as real as it gets, baby! We tell it like it is..."

 

Another jump cut to Static getting in the faces of Black T, Zack Malibu, The Wildcards, Blonde and Faqu, amongst others.

 

"...we back it up in the ring..."

 

Shots of the GPX winning the World Tag Team Titles a few years back, a shot of them standing victorious over The Triple Threat and waving their World Six Man Tag Team Titles around, and a shot of Jamie O'Hara hitting a corkscrew crossbody on The Triple Threat.

 

"...we are the most exciting athletes in the game today!"

 

Like bullets from a machine gun, shots of Static Shock, Yakuza Kicks, O'Hara's rana to one of the Garners while on Jax's shoulders, and a final shot of them in the aisleway after a victory are showcased.

 

"We are responsible for kicking off the most controversial era in OAOAST history!"

 

Headshots of everyone involved in the Civil War flash on the screen, ending with a clip of the night the GPX jumped out of the crowd and jumped several of the Originals to kick it off for the Upstarts.

 

"We..."

 

Static is pushed out of the way by Jamie O'Hara, and when the camera focuses on him, it once again looks like channel surfing, before ending on an O'Hara highlight reel where a voice made to sound like a 50's newcaster dubs him "the most fearless aerial athlete I've ever seen!"

 

"It ain't about the talkin', dawg! It ain't what we say, it's what we do. THAT'S how we stay real!"

 

A shot of each Hooligan, in succession, looking up into the lens of the camera.

 

"We're the World Six Man Tag Team Champions!" shouts O'Hara, lifting up his hooded sweatshirt to reveal one of the belts, which he unstraps and waves in front of the camera.

 

"We'll take anyone on!"

 

A black and white shot of The Hooligans walking through trash ridden streets, and a shot of Jax standing in the middle of the street with open arms, encouraging some of the gangbangers on the corner to come get some.

 

"You wanna love us?" asks Static as he walks away from the camera, smirking.

 

"You wanna hate us?" asks O'Hara as he steps to the camera.

 

Cut to another black and white shot of O'Hara chugging down a forty, and then throwing the bottle against a brick wall, watching it shatter.

 

"We're not babyfaces..." snaps Jax, before taking a swig from his forty.

 

"...and we're not heels." replies Static, before the screen goes into rapidfire mode, showing previous footage from this montage in a rewind mode before ending on another slow motion shot of the three Hooligans walking in the middle of the street before they walk out of camera view, and it fades to black, leaving only two words visible on the screen.

 

WE'RE REAL.