Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2006 (edited) By no means a 5 star classic, but it does its job putting the final touches on the Team Axel/Team Tony storyline headed into Syndicated (including the final partner for Team Brannigan). Patty rule in effect. So Adam or NYU, you have free reign to make any edits/additions. PROMO COLE I understand our broadcast colleague Josh Matthews is standing by backstage with a special interview. Josh? CUT TO: Josh all my his lonesome at the backstage interview position. JOSH Last week, one of the most horrific events I've ever seen in professional wrestling took place when Drek Stone gave Holly-Wood a Stonecutter on the steel ring steps after she tried to prevent him from interfering in the on-going tag team title match between Black T and the Heavenly Rockers. In fairness, and as Drek Stone supporters have rush to point out, he only acted in self-defense. [quote]AXEL, HOFF and DREK STONE force their way through the crowd and over the guardrail. Unware of what's coming up behind her Holly accidently bumps into Drek Stone, who gives her a wink and a love pat on the BUTT! Holly's like, "Oh, no, you didn't," jumping on Stone's back, clawing at his eyes. Enough of the foreplay says Drek, wrapping his arm around Holly's neck. He slings her over his shoulder... ...STONECUTTER ON STEEL RING STEPS![/quote] JOSH Still, there was no need for Drek to do what he did. Ironically enough, it was Stone's involvement that would lead to the Heavenly Rockers retaining their World Tag Team Title. Now joined by the champions themselves, who issued a challenged earlier in the week to Hoff and Drek Stone for tonight. SYNTH Who only accepted if we'd put the straps on the line. Can ya believe dat? JOSH It's kinda smart, actually. Since they're involved in the huge 10-man tag at Syndicated, there was no reason for them to take you up on your challenge and risk possible injury if the belts weren't on the line. Anyway, thank you for being here. Logan, I gotta start with you. With your wedding just two weeks away, the one question many have been asking since last Thursday night, which Jesse "The Body" Ventura aluded to on commentary: Is your relationship with Holly-Wood curse? LOGAN There no such thing as curses, Josh Matthews. Bad luck is another story. You see, every relationship has its trials and tribulations. And like any trial, it can drag out over a long period of time. Earlier this year Synth and I won the second annual Anderson Cup, defeating the Sooner Bruisers in the tournament finals. As anybody who watched that night will remember, the Sooners went into roid rage and...boom! Dropped on my head; had to be carried off on a stretcher. I'd never forget, as I was loaded onto the ambulance, Arn Anderson walking over and telling me about a phrase he must've said a thousand times and deeply believed in, that being "adversity introduces a man to himself." He told us that night we'd find out if we were cut out to be professional wrestlers. It wouldn't require us to go in front of thousands of people and say we're more than a couple of rockstars-turned-wrestlers, please take us seriously. He said to look up at the ceiling when we're lying on the hospital beds and if we felt that fire burning in our gut, we had arrived. That fire was and still is burning, Josh Matthews. All Drek Stone did was pour gasoline on the fire. Later on in the evening, I'm gonna shove my fist so far down his throat I'm gonna be molesting him from the inside! I'm gonna tear you up, Stone! I'm ready to do this thing! SYNTH Amped to the max! JOSH Tonight will be the third week in a row you have defended the tag team championship on television. About you concerned about stretching yourselves thin? LOGAN It's Logan, not Lohan. We aren't twigs, we're rock 'n' roll pigs. Anytime we step into the ring with these belts could be our last. It doesn't make a difference if we defend the belts 14 days in a row or once every 30 days, the odds say we're gonna lose them eventually, so we're gonna live every moment like it's our last. JOSH One last question if I may. SYNTH Because you asked so nice, you don't have to say it twice. Spit it out like man jelly! JOSH I'm not Lance Bass, so I wouldn't know about that. However, there are two men lurking in the wings who know something about tag team gold. Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, Black T. After the events of last week, they say they're the uncrowned One & Only Anglesault Thread tag team champions. SYNTH (holds up tag belt) Eye ball dat, silly bitches. LOGAN Dan and Tony don't have to worry about a thing. They'll get their shot at us. Belts or no belts. Don't matter. Ain't done with them by any stretch of the imagination. Unfinished business. Now it's time for us to go take care of business. SYNTH Y'all deal wit dat, muthafuckers! JOSH Back to you at Sofa Central. Edited July 27, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2006 * DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER LLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this is our MAIN EVENT of the evening, sanctioned by the OAOAST and the state athletic commission, for the HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! When the bell rings your referee in charge of the action, senior official Earl Hebner. So are you ready? Wrestling fans, ARE...YOU...RRRRRRREADY? :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: BUFFER Then for the thousands in attendence and the millions watching around the world...ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRUUUUUMBLLLLLLLE! The lights go down and strobe lights flash over the arena, System of a Down's [i]Hypnotize[/i] blaring in the background. Hoff's trademark silver fireworks explode at the top of the stage when the main guitar riff hits, the strobe lights damn near blinding everyone in attendence and at home as he and Drek Stone step out onto the stage, soaking in the boos that in their minds they hear as cheers and taunting fans who dare voice support for the Heavenly Rockers or the men Team Axel will face in 3 days at Syndicated. BUFFER Currently making their way to the ring are the challengers, choosing to be introduced as a team. Together they have held countless championships, including 2 World Titles. Sunday night, July 30th at Syndicated they look to gain control of the OAOAST along with former World Champion and HeldDOWN~! General Manager Axel. The challengers in tonight's main event...DREK STONE and HOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! COACH Much respect and U-N-I-T-Y right there. No doubt Hoff and Drek will land high cabinet positions in Axel's administration. COLE Well, they'll have to defeat Tony Brannigan's team at Syndicated for that to happen. Theoretically, Drek Stone and Hoff could find themselves unemployed after Syndicated, as could Axel and the people who've decided to drink his kool-aid. COACH Real original, Cole. The kool-aid reference. Besides, do you really think the OAOAST would fire men and women who draw ratings and sell pay-per-views? COLE Stranger things have happened. Hoff climbs up the turnbuckles, puttting his left foot on the second rope and his right foot on the top, raising his right fist into the air and closing his eyes to soak in the boos. Drek Stone poses near the ropes, pounding his chest twice before raising one arm into the air, sending a shower of glittering red, white, and green fireworks up from each corner. BUFFER And their opponents... "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The strobe lights flicker like crazy as [i]Heart-Shaped Box[/i] replaces [i]Hypnotize[/i]. BUFFER (CONT'D) ...from Sin City, at a total combine weight of 445 pounds, the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all time and the reigning and defending tag team champions of the wooooooorld... THE HEAVENLY RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS! :huh: :huh: :huh: By now the Heavenly Rockers would have already ran out onto the stage, but they are nowhere to be seen, much to the amusement of Drek Stone and Hoff. COLE Did I miss something? What's so damn fun... Oh, my. You don't think... COACH I think so. The firings have begun, so to speak. Hoff yanks the microphone from Michael Buffer's hands. HOFF Uh-oh. I think somebody got cold feet. DREK And it's not even your wedding day, Logan. HOFF Tell me, Drek, do you really think it's a case of cold feet or--or did Synth and Logan realize what they were up against and just said the hell with it? DREK Oh, without question, they saw what they were up against and decided to try their luck in the casinos instead. HOFF I wouldn't want to mess with us either. And we've messed with each other before...in the ring I mean. DREK I gotta be honest. I'm getting kinda bored out here, Hoff. I thought we were gonna wrestle tonight. Should we continue to entertain the crowd with our brilliant mic work or just have the Guy Who Screwed Bret count the Heavenly Rockers out and award us the belts by forefit? Personally, I'm voting for victory by countout so we can get the hell outta this town faster. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" DREK Ooh, burn. A page from the evil Alfdogg playbook. Keep the belt warm for me, "champ." I'll pick it up at Angleslam. (to referee Earl Hebner) Whaddya waitin' for? Ring the bell and count, Hebner. * DING DING DING * 1... 2... 3... COLE The nevere of these guys. Who do they think they are, running their mouths like this? They're acting like Axel already controls the OAOAST. Well I got news for them, it won't be this easy Sunday night. I can promise you that. 4... 5... 6... "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Hey! The Heavenly Rockers sneak up behind Drek Stone and Hoff, who are both facing the entranceway. Synth and Logan successfully climb to the top rope without tipping-off Hoff or Stone. Hoff does a double-take after Drek crumbles to the mat, drilled in the back of the head by a Logan Mann double-axehandle! Logan rubs Drek's face into the mat, giving the # 1 contender to the World Title a homemade nose job by repeatedly slamming his face into the canvas. Help is on its way when Hoff looks up... ...and is leveled by a MISSLE DROPKICK from the Synthmeister! Now outside, Logan gives Drek a taste of what Holly experienced last week, introducing the arrogant Italian Stallion's face to the STEEL STEPS. Hoff rolls out to the floor. Synth follows him out, hitting the ropes for extra momentum and leaping to the top, diving out onto Hoff...only to be caught in a bearhug and rammed into the ringpost! Hoff comes over from the other side and wallops Logan. The two members of Team Axel scoope Logan up and drop him throat-first on the guardrail. As if that isn't bad enough, Hoff lands big right hands while Drek chokes Logan with his own shirt, causing him to foam from the mouth! Across the ring, Synth is just now returning to his feet. He sees the double-team on the AngleTron...GRRRRRRRRRR! Synth reacts the time he saw the TV commerical of a Gecko running on water, walking the tight rope that is the guardrail and wiping both Hoff and Drek out with a clothesline! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE There's a 2 for 1 coupon you won't find in Sunday's paper. Hoff tossed inside the ring, thus breaking up the double countout put on by referee Earl Hebner. Synth slingshots in, dropping both legs across the well tanned and built chest of Hoff. The cover and count. ONE... KICKOUT! We still got 8 minutes left in the show, not including the overrun. So of course Hoff kicks out. The Synthmeister plays drums on Hoff's noggin, slapping him around. But business picks up and picks up in a hurry. Hoff reversing the Irish whip of Synth, but whiffing on a clothesline. Synth going under and off the ropes, only to once again find himself caught in the arms of Hoff. Hoff catching the Synth-a-nator in midair as he went up for a flying crossbody. Unlike the last time, however, it's a better outcome for Synth and the Heavenly Rockers in general. Logan stepping in to dropkick his partner/best man onto Hoff! COLE Great teamwork on the part of the Heavenly Rockers. Here's the cover! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! * TAG * As he's done countless times before, Logan predictably -- but successfully -- delivers a double-axehandle from the top, knocking Hoff off his feet. Hoff again finds himself on his back, this time courtesy of a running elbow square between the eyes. Logan pops up and whallops Drek with a sharpe right. Then he shifts his attention back towards Hoff, charging forward...SPINEBUSTER~! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Can you say momentum-swinger? Hahahahaha. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Hoff shocks everyone by lifting Logan up at the last split-second. Putting the badmouth on Logan for daring challenge him and Drek to a fight, Hoff wishes to punish the lead vocalist of the Heavenly Rockers some more, punching him in the face. Hoff calls for the boot, and gets just that from Drek Stone. Hoff sending Logan face-first into the bottom of Drek's boot. Enter Stone, now the legal man. He jerks Mann's head back from the force of one of his European uppercuts. Irish whip and a beautiful, Drek wasting Logan with a standing dropkick. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Still a lot of fight left in Mann. So Drek places him in a SLEEPER HOLD to not only keep the high-flier grounded but to systematically suck the life out of him. Earl checks the position of Stone's forearm to ensure the sleeper isn't a choke. COACH I suppose if you're gonna cut somebody's air supply you might as well do it legally with a sleeper and not a choke. Heh. "ROCK 'N' ROLL!" "ROCK 'N' ROLL!" "ROCK 'N' ROLL!" Synth drumming up support for Logan. Earl raising the arm up...and down. ONE... Again. It drops a second time. TWO... One more and it's over. THREE-- NO! Earl waves off the count. Logan experiencing a surge of adreanline, rising up and delivering a series of back elbows to the midsection. Stone maintains the sleeper, however, but not for long as Logan falls to the seat of his pants to hand Drek a nasty jawbreaker! Logan shakes off the cobwebs as he inches over to his corner. Synth transforming himself into a real life Stretch Armstrong trying to extend his hand as far over the top rope as possible. Drek and Hoff are first to make a tag. Hoff scrambles across the ring to cut off the Heavenly Rockers tag, but is unable to do so. Logan dives to the corner and makes the exchange! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Springboard back elbow puts Hoff on his back. Drek gets caught with a roundhouse right. Synth keeps the pace moving, hip-tossing both Hoff and Stone and connecting with picture perfect dropkicks and inverted atomic drops. Hoff doubled over, Synth brings him down with a swinging neckbreaker. He climbs onto the middle turnbuckle for his second rope elbow drop, but Drek gets in the way, in essence wanting to take the bullet for Hoff. Synth has no problem granting Stone's request, dropkicking him from the middle rope. Hoff clobbers Synth from behind, following up with an Irish whip that's reversed. Baaaaack body...Hold it. Hoff floats over and knees Synth in the lower back, applying a rear facelock as he lifts Synth in the air...only to have Synth slip out and spin Hoff around, twirling the FINGER OF DEATH~! COLE Here it comes! A dose of Percussion! PERCUSSION DDT...INTO A NORTHER LIGHTS SUPLEX! COLE Oh, a tremendous counter by Hoff. He might have him. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Save made by Logan. He and Drek get physcial, battling near the ropes, trading haymakers. Unknowingly, Hoff clotheslines Logan into Drek, sending both falling through the ropes to the outside. Synth surprises Hoff with a school boy! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Synth throws a kick at Hoff's midsection, but it's caught. Enzurigi...NO! Hoff ducks and clamps on the ANKLELOCK! Synth cries out in pain, pushing up and rolling through, breaking the hold and sending Hoff stumbling throat-first onto the middle rope. In other promotions that would be followed up by the 619, but not in the OAOAST. Instead, Logan reaches up and pops Hoff with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rattled, Hoff staggers back towards the center of the ring and Synth, who kicks the big man in the gut and DDT's him! COLE Percussion! Percussion! ONE... TWO... THREE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" NO!! COLE Damn him! OAOAST Presidential hopeful AXEL pulls Earl Hebner outside, causing the two to exchange words. Just when Synth is about to get involved in the discussion Drek Stone slithers into the ring like the snake that he is and hits the STONECUTTER! He drapes Hoff's arm on top of Synth and exits, keeping a low profile behind the ring apron to avoid detection, completely missing out on TONY BRANNIGAN's sudden arrival ringside. The captain of Team Brannigan shoves Logan, who was on his way to confront Axel, into ringpost! COLE I never thought I'd hear myself say I'm glad to see Tony Brannigan. COACH He has no reason out here. COLE Neither does Axel. COACH Yeah, but... COLE No buts about it. Tony Brannigan evening the odds. Unfortunately, Logan Mann had to pay the price, but if it prevents Hoff and Drek from capturing the tag titles then I'm sure Logan would agree it's one worth paying. Axel drops his arguement with Hebner, allowing the referee to return to the ring to make the count. His eyes lighting up like a little boy on Christmas day when Tony Brannigan comes his way. POW! COLE Down goes Axel. But, damnit, we're gonna have new champions. ONE... TWO... THREE-- * BOOM * "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Out of nowhere, DAN BLACK flies into view, headbutting Hoff from the top rope! * DING DING DING * COACH Black T just screwed Drek and Hoff of the tag titles. What gives?! COLE You know what they say, paybacks are a bitch. Black T send the crowd into a frenzy, removing the BELTS from around their waists to WHIP Axel and Hoff like the dogs they are! All hell breaks loose as Drek Stone brings a STEEL CHAIR into the mix, BLASTING both Dan and Tony! The ring is pelted with garbage as it turns into a 3 on 2 attack. "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The crowd roars as ALFDOGG storms the ring and hits anybody that moves, specifically setting his sights on the man he'll defend his World Title against at Angleslam, Drek Stone. COLE The [i]real[/i] champ is here! Alf does a helluva job fighting 3 men at once, but the tide turns when CRYSTAL and GUNNER SHARPS join their teammates on the beatdown. Axel barking orders at his troops, demanding the destruction of the opposition prior to Syndicated. Just when it seems all is lost, everyone gets a boost from LEON RODEZ! COLE Leon's here. Go get 'em, Leon! Much like Alfdogg, Leon experiences early success on his quest to send Axel and company retreating, but is quickly overwhelmed. Axel and Hoff put the boots to Black T while Crystal and Gunner do the same to Leon, as is Drek to Alf. Team Axel in complete control when they spot "Cowboy" Bill Watts onstage. Needing the aid of crutches to stand up, Watts points at every member of Team Axel and motions backstage. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Holy crap! COLE BOHEMOTH! Pimp'd out in dress clothes none of us could afford, Bo sprints to the ring. Team Axel standing tall until Bo enters the squared circle, leaving Gunner Sharps all alone with the Metrosexual Monster as they all hightail it. To his credit, Gunner doesn't back down. In fact, he takes it right to Bo. The crowd reacting to every haymaker thrown by the big men. Kick to the midsection doubles Bo over, but Gunner makes the mistake of attempting an Irish whip. Bo easily reverses and flatens Sharps with a SPINEBUSTAH~! "BO!" "BO!" "BO!" Team Axel save Gunner from any further damage, pulling him outside to saftey. A small cut above his right eye, Tony Brannigan asks for and receives a microphone. TONY Nothing more than a good old-fashion brawl to get the blood flowing! If you don't know by now, boys and girls, let me introduce you to our 5th partner. To quote one of the greatest characters in cinematic history: "Say hello to my little friend." In this case, our [i]big[/i] friend, the Metrosexual Monster...BOHEMOTH! AXEL :o COLE Yes! COACH No! Bo shakes the ropes, not only jacking himself up but the fans and his teammates as well, all of whom surround him. COLE Team Axel can't believe it. It's like they've just seen a ghost. Bo grabs the mic. BO I've said a few weeks ago and I'll say it again, I'm not really good at these things so I'll keep it short and sweet. Let's not wait until Sunday night. Let's do it right here, right now! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Team Axel fake rush the ring, then to the surprise of many actually hit it. Drek vs. Alfdogg. Axel vs. Tony. Crystal vs. Leon. Gunner vs. Bo. Hoff vs. Dan. NUCLEAR HEAT~! COLE Oh, my. We gotta go! We gotta go!! We'll see you Sunday night at Syndicated. They may actually brawl all the way to Australia. The show ends with security swarming the ring, all 10 competitiors continuing to slug it out as we [b]fade to black[/b]. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
